Watermellie: A New Beginning edition

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Watermellie

cleh

>>212510794 (OP)
HOLY BASED Watermellie Pt. 2

Why did everyone have to be right about Letty?

no more sheboon type stuff in this thread

no more namefag type stuff

>posts new thread early to make it an ellie OP
it's all so tiresome

this offseason is off the chainwax.

I love posting with my friends online in the /ftl/ community!!
Each thread is full of so much fun and happiness and they always put a smile on my face :D
A big hooray for /ftl/!

more watermelon type stuff

>>212510846
Don't worry. Nigger Nina only wants to harm herself deep down. Eventually she'll kill herself.

>>212510794 (OP)
gotta make sure to break my neck baking so my heckin cute chungus waifu is always n the op

>>212510883
Pretty sure Letty is happy and making money

>>212510904
I prefer ellie over mentally ill namefag shit

>>212510794 (OP)
can we start doing the template with the links again?

>>212510846
There's so much more to it. Why do you think Claire, Shadi, and Abi don't fuck with her anymore?

>Cucks Taylor
>Cucks jimmy
>Cucks Tayleigh
>Cucks Shinji
>Cucks Abi
>BFF's with rust
>Cucks Claire
>Cucks Letty
>TJ W

my wife

>>212510905
Simply not true! Even if it was, she would self destruct eventually. Nigger Nina knows what she deserves.

shinji is active on Twitter again but nobody said a word about it :|

>>212510938
nigga what

>>212510963
your wife needs to get better at streaming

>>212510905
If she was truly happy she'd be doing the things she's always wanted to accomplish but instead is stuck in the same downward spire/loop she's been in for a very long time. Her almost over dosing on pills while drunk right before bloodgames wasn't the first time and she will most likely do it again.

>>212510904
I was literally begging you geriatric freaks to bake for like 20 min before the last gen. If you want I can recommend some supplements to help with the lethargy, bitchtits. This is your one job, be punctual.

I don't care about any of the "grooming" shit. They're grown adults, they made decisions. If Jet "took advantage" of claire or abi, whatever. Did he force them at gunpoint? No. I highly doubt it was coercion either. S2(.5) people objectively were terminally online freaks.

A lot of hate I think is jealousy of the wiggers. I say this because I know I am! Got three fine white bitches on my dick! Damn nigga, Jet won. Except for kicking Jin, that was fucked up. Nigga wanted some play too, share the wealth Johnny Neptune!

>>212510964
Idk bro seems like she is thriving

>>212510975

uhh bros im worried ellie is weaning of 4chan attention and will abandon us

>>212510963
so purty
>>212510978
shes great shes a natural

>>212510986
the problem is that jet cares way more about fucking the contestants than making a good show

Does anyone have a breakdown of the Shadi stream? It's 3 hours long.

>>212510986

>>212510969
fuck that gook! jin>>>>>>>>>>>>japdick

What did YouTube mean by this? There’s hundreds of videos like this

binx is the most morally upstanding fish
are there any contenders

>>212510978
she will with time

is this true?

You're honestly never going to live this schizo rambling nonsense down, Benleaks. This shit is classic apophenia. There's nothing linking anything together other than "Van might have given an underaged girl alcohol" and the sudden leap to -> Van is involved in sex trafficking funded by Peter Thiel through Hadrian Belove, with Shadi cooperating in the scheme, and Claire was inches away from being abducted when /ftl/ saved her by convincing her not to go. It's a theory that has no evidence anywhere. Literally the only evidence supporting the Van = Peter Thiel connection is a shared like on X. LMAO, are you fucking serious, you stupid shit? You should feel bad about yourself.

>>212510854
seriously what a retard
clean your coke dealers kitchen and fuck off fat goofy ho

>>212510986
I demand a bill clinton moment with jet on cam

"I did not have sexual relations with those fish"

>>212511012
>Cash flow is good
>Pussy flow is good

Does that really matter? People will eat this shit up no matter what. It has its moments, season 1 was shit and each of the prior seasons have been better (barring the legal issues).

>>212510986
>They're grown adults, they made decisions
It's still degenerate shit that goes against everything Sam Hyde his preaching. Jet can't get laid without drugging girls. The "legal adults" argument is gay.

>>212510986
>>212511012
none of this matters. they can sell these broken skanks into sex slavery for all i care, just give me a full fucking season. grind these creature's bones into dust. give me my $35 worth you hairy fat piece of shit

>>212511052
Again
>Luke

>>212511063
nice, vgr back on that chatgpt kick type shit

>>212511080
sam is a plastic paddy, life advice: avoid micks like the plague
They think having no moral consistency is a personality.

>>212511015
she asked called up Claire to "patch things up" and then screamed her fat coon head off at her
then she called up klaus to address the "pedo" allegations even though she was begging to work for one on bitchtank
Then she called up benleaks and he didn't answer(scared lol)

>>212510996
Would be for the best

>>212511052
trish, jin, tai, oliver, payton, greg, tj, sylvia, nifty, frank, abi, smaack and direnc

>>212511080
Highly doubtful he drugged them w/out them wanting drugs. Is it confirmed he fucked Letty? Or is that something that just seems like it would happen?

>>212511100
Run it through an AI detector to see if any of it is AI.

>>212511090
When has luke sacrificed something or made great effort for someone else's benefit that wasn't mainly for his own self interest

legit question

damn i missed all the fun. next time shadi streams maybe ill call in and we can rate the fishmen by suckability

>>212511122
not interested. i barely read that blogpost garbage.

>>212510835
>>212510963
>>212511108
Where is she streaming? Can you post a link?

>>212511102
yea but he has been preaching more than ever lately. you can see him say things like "jesus is lord" etc. funny thing is every time he says it it's like looking at someone who's not being honest

>>212511088
Won't disagree w/this sentiment. Ig my comment is more towards the moralfagging.

>>212511130
who is shadi

>>212511105
@shadi

Does Ellie's nipples taste like watermelon when you suck on them?

>>212511109
none of these have meaningfully helped another person at their own expense besides maybe smaack, who pushes nation wreaking beliefs

>>212511121
>Highly doubtful he drugged them w/out them wanting drugs.
he still drugged them, just because they willingly take drugs doesn't mean it's legal to rape

>>212511105
Hey Klaus, why did you deny guppy at first?

>>212511088
Yea shadi is just seething that we like Claire/Abi etc more than her because she's fat

>>212511063
you literally have a conversation with Hadrian we've all seen of course you're going to be on the defensive about your favorite trafficker , there's much more 2 it considering here's Mary Jane post ADL and post staying with Van and Shadi hanging with Hadrian and Bliccy (known Thiel bots)

>>212511163
wahhh bluh bluh bluh none of those match the goalposts i just moved
shut up

>>212511125
You don't have to do that to be moral/a good person. Do you know what he does in his private life?

>>212511109
actually greg maybe, but it was a controlled environment

I haven't been reading the threads thoroughly, but I can attest to klaus being a weirdo
in /bant/ once, in context of gooning, klaus posted a photo of claire and her sisters as children

>>212510996
i dont want that to happen but it is what it is if thats what she decides to do

I watching every move, I don't just make things like this up

>>212511157
yea that's what I said on the live too dumb dumb
You can't cancel me there aren't any pix of me with a 16 year old sry I always win K A W

>>212511109
Frank was Johnny Somali before Johnny Somali, one of the worst people

>>212511141
he went hard into the catholic irish larp, catholics are always like that
>do the most degenerate shit
>hand wave it at confessional
Literally a religion that encourages bad behaviour, actually remarkably similar to why islam is shit. It rides on a im holier than thou way of posturing.
All this evolved out of primitive sand people realising they could purity spiral and claim great piety over others to win social disputes.

>>212511140
https://kick.com/lolcowlenard

>>212511206
>You can't cancel me there aren't any pix of me with a 16 year old
one battle at a time, pedo

>>212511200
that wasn't me d o gg ie

>>212511206
you know your defense cant just be whatabouttism though , right? you're gonna have to actually address things than going but what about or making just stupid connections

>>212511170
It’s almost like Mary Jane who is associated and or dating Hadrian bring him around around everyone she knows! Wow

>>212511164
Drugging someone is the opposite of giving them drugs. Again, everyone in season 2(.5) is a terminally online freak. They knew what they wanted, some are mad because they didn't get the fame they wanted or didn't get to live out their MDE-centered fantasy.

>>212511224
fuck off

>>212511230
that definitely was you, I remember you tried to say I was underage with your typical oldnigger cope

excuse me, i said "this offseason is off the chainwax" and nobody replied to me. you're supposed to give me dopamine.

I went on Jet Neptunes show and I only got to taste his asshole award

>>212511130
The shadi stream actually was the only content of the night.
>Ellie did her first stream with Dan, but they decided to play a video game for some god knows reason. Was boring as shit. Eventually they realized it sucked and stopped, waited for Angie to come in, but Angie wouldn't after she learned Ellie was in the call (because of the doxxing), so they got Jin in for a few minutes before they all called it quits
>Freddy was hanging out with some black buds calling out girls in his chat to come talk to them before he and his friends went to the bar and called it quits
>Alex B streamed with some rando and Burt, was kind of interesting for a few minutes until Burt left, then Alex B streamed alone and was boring
>Aryeh streamed about politics and cartoons, was boring as fuck. Had like 8 viewers.
>Letty streamed with Jimmy, but they went to the arcade (???) and the stream consisted of watching them play games in a loud obnoxious room.
>Shad, meanwhiile, cucked Benleaks in an argument in which Benleaks tried saying Shadi tried sex trafficking Claire (lol); then she cucked Clairie in a quick call at which point Claire was like "I gotta go I have places to be" (at midnight on a Tuesday); then she cucked Klaus in an argument about pedophiilia which Klaus shouldn't have even entertained, but he was stuttering and couldn't get hiis point across so he lost that; then Benleaks was too scared to do a call with her; then fucking Jon even popped on for a few minutes to chat about how ripped he was getting. Shadi CONTENT QUEEN all around saving the night.
That's what you missed. Oh, and Benleaks went schizo >>212511063.

>>212511234
I addressed them the sheboon just went "omg like ew" then hung up because she had nothing else to say and knew I was right
EZ GG

>>212511245
you fuck off

>>212511253
I saw it and I liked it, but there was no proper way to give you a you

>>212511272
"yeah! it is off the chainwax! thank you for noticing!"

>>212511170
Is Bliccy actually a Thiel bot? I feel like that's a bit far fetched.

>>212511250
go back and check the archives it wasn't my ID

>>212511255
you are a faggot

>>212511170
and jet neptune and sam hyde are in the middle of this
s4 on air with tts stx toys candies and 2 paypigs in the house made them maybe 70k (candy challenge 20k, paypigs 23k, 30k from other stuff seems to be too optimistic)
but somehow they make another million

what if they did fishtank where every fish was uhhhhhhh something

I samefag on here 500 times a day posting horrible inflammatory things but the only time I've gotten actually b-an-ned from the board was for posting this IG story from Mary Jane

>>212511294
What'd I say that triggered you, lilbro?

>>212511183
not trying to be super judgmental but I'm looking for something aside from "gives good vibes" and "believes in God"

luke is brave, but to me, being good, not just neutral conforming to good, requires making altruistic choices even when it would put you at a disadvantage

idk dumb rant

>>212511125
When has Binx?

>>212511140
she was live earlier -- vod deleted, but here's archive
https://gofile.io/d/9u9rbD

>>212511255
I wasn't stuttering her phone is a POS I kept getting cut off I'm listening back to it now my voice is fine

>>212511284
you find it and prove it wasn’t. maybe try and use the archives to try and vindicate yourself for once instead of looking for benleaks posts to faun over.

klaus is a pedophile!

>>212511281
Bliccy, Pariah The Doll , Letty , The girl beside bliccy in pic related, Peter Vack , Dasha , and Milo are Thiel bots half of the popular rw circle on Twitter are obvious Thiel bots

>>212511336
water is wet

Imagine believing shadi, claire and abi on anythingg
I would take letty’s, jimmy and jet’s word over theirs any day

This place is fucking grim. I think I'm out until season 5 if it happens and you'll be happier if you do the same.

so klaus made a fool of himself and now he's in one of his weird manic posting sprees again?

>>212511322
You're no Xavier in the articulating-your-point realm, Klaus, and that's OK, I'm not either!

>>212511310
> The shadi stream actually was the only content of the night.
>Ellie did her first stream with Dan, but they decided to play a video game for some god knows reason. Was boring as shit. Eventually they realized it sucked and stopped, waited for Angie to come in, but Angie wouldn't after she learned Ellie was in the call (because of the doxxing), so they got Jin in for a few minutes before they all called it quits
>Freddy was hanging out with some black buds calling out girls in his chat to come talk to them before he and his friends went to the bar and called it quits
>Alex B streamed with some rando and Burt, was kind of interesting for a few minutes until Burt left, then Alex B streamed alone and was boring
>Aryeh streamed about politics and cartoons, was boring as fuck. Had like 8 viewers.
>Letty streamed with Jimmy, but they went to the arcade (???) and the stream consisted of watching them play games in a loud obnoxious room.
>Shad, meanwhiile, cucked Benleaks in an argument in which Benleaks tried saying Shadi tried sex trafficking Claire (lol); then she cucked Clairie in a quick call at which point Claire was like "I gotta go I have places to be" (at midnight on a Tuesday); then she cucked Klaus in an argument about pedophiilia which Klaus shouldn't have even entertained, but he was stuttering and couldn't get hiis point across so he lost that; then Benleaks was too scared to do a call with her; then fucking Jon even popped on for a few minutes to chat about how ripped he was getting. Shadi CONTENT QUEEN all around saving the night.
You should go back, troon

>>212511305
Van continues to let this happen btw

>>212511311
Eh, fair enough. He seems like a good enough guy. Seems like the type to do mission work, but who knows. All I'm saying is Binx is probably not a saint. I said my piece.

none of this shit is real

>>212511344
he looks like a tintin character

sex trafficking show

sam hydes personal fuckbuddy pool

>>212511338
Please dont use pariah the doll thats a deadname

>>212511312
she did a charity stream for luke to make up for what jeff stole

low bar I know, but afaik no other fish has done anything for charity
possibly smaack, but idk

>go on fishtank
>get shitfaced, flash vag all night, go home in shame the next morning
>go on fishtank again
>get raped on camera by samuel w hyde
KWAB x2

What minute was claire and klaus on shadi’s stream?

>>212511255
dont listen to the content nazi, I appreciate the qrd

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>212511305
So you're trying to say the 4chan mods are in on it? You're not making any sense, schizo.

im scared of spiders

>>212511371
That's still his name on Twitter and that name is more local than just 'miles' or whatever

>>212511386
ye it was fun

>>212511052
Not to be trusted

>>212511336
so is benleaks by yours and Shadis retard logic
He likes to spam underage HS pix of Sam.Hyde/TJ/Ben/etc etc
Gay pedo confirmed

>depiction of the creepy old freaks scaring new fans off in real time

>>212511338
What's the proof? I really have a hard time believing Bliccy is anything but a microceleb/egirl

ellie is a cum goddess!

>>212511305
Say, what's this? Award winning director of Anora, Sean Baker, is friends with the man-who-cannot-be-named on Facebook? Now, this IG story was posted during a film festival, yes? And Anora featured Ivy Wolk, famous Thiel e-girl. And I can't imagine a more likely "Sean" referenced in this fateful IG story. What does Mr Baker know about his dear colleague? Is there yet a deeper level of intrigue?

>>212511352
I don't know why you bother posting. Is it to try to make someone feel bad? It doesn't actually work LMAO

>>212511396
he definitely has a cartoon wardrobe with rows of identical t-shirts, cargo shorts, white socks and clown shoes doesnt he

What is dumb gay crashing out about on twitter?

Sam Hyde is 18 years old in his senior yearbook photo

justice for simmons

>>212511415
The proof is in their mind. You can't reason with insanity. You can only laugh at them or feel sorry for them.

>>212511408
hm okay but panicked irrelevant pedo babble aside, klaus IS a pedophile (active child molester) - this is well known!

>>212511429
stop being gay for barely legal twink sam. twink sam is dead and he's not coming back.

why does she do this with her mouth?

>>212511305
>>212511419
they fear these truths unfortunately

>>212511338
maryjane is related to peter vack via his partying
if you dont know

>>212511422
fucking dork. i haven’t put as much effort as you did in that unforgivably gay post.

>>212511398
Why don't you ask them yourselves? That's not on me to decide

>>212511419
>man who can't be named on Facebook
If there were some mysterious man who literally couldn't be named on social media, he wouldn't be able to be named on any of the social media platforms, you stupid fuck.

>>212511429
cool story pedoleaks

>>212511400
I went on bush walk down a bush trail infested with giant spiders. Had to keep ducking under them and finding ways around them. It ended in a clearing covered in funnel holes. The funnel web spider probably.

I instantly knew Peter vack was a theilbot because his career is basically a failure outside of basically a small role as gary in bully

>>212511439
hey i am too

>>212511443
How crazy is it that the weird schizo posts talking about Hadrian all those months ago were actually right?

>>212511419
Guys…how deep does this go?

>>212511447
Your seething over ii has put in about as much effort as it did for me to type it up and post it...

>>212511320
Always clutch with the archive.

>>212511439
nah you're just moogled sry

>>212511408
back to the whataboutisms ?

>>212511468
I've been telling anyone that will listen that the Hadrian lore is literally the most interesting thing to come out of these threads. It's all fascinating but very few of us pay attention to it.

>>212511470
yeah type that out again, retard

>>212511453
Wait... So both klaus and benleaks are pedophiles?

mind you, klaus IS a practising child abusing pedophile

Can we talk about ellie again

>>212511453
Sorry that my posts were too hard for your stupid NIGGER brain to follow, you dumb ape. When I mentioned his name the first time I posted Mary Jane's IG story about his physical abuse, I was banned. I samefag on here often and loved derailing the Fishtank threads when anyone actually bothered watching, because they shit up the board (considerably less dead 2 years ago) and I NEVER get banned, so it stuck out. I don't care if I get banned now because it's not as fun when the threads are just /bant/ on /tv/ but it's just what I noted.

i begging you, rangeban india, it can't be hard, literally nothing of value could be lost

>>212511496
Yes

> The shadi stream actually was the only content of the night.
>Ellie did her first stream with Dan, but they decided to play a video game for some god knows reason. Was boring as shit. Eventually they realized it sucked and stopped, waited for Angie to come in, but Angie wouldn't after she learned Ellie was in the call (because of the doxxing), so they got Jin in for a few minutes before they all called it quits
>Freddy was hanging out with some black buds calling out girls in his chat to come talk to them before he and his friends went to the bar and called it quits
>Alex B streamed with some rando and Burt, was kind of interesting for a few minutes until Burt left, then Alex B streamed alone and was boring
>Aryeh streamed about politics and cartoons, was boring as fuck. Had like 8 viewers.
>Letty streamed with Jimmy, but they went to the arcade (???) and the stream consisted of watching them play games in a loud obnoxious room.
>Shad, meanwhiile, cucked Benleaks in an argument in which Benleaks tried saying Shadi tried sex trafficking Claire (lol); then she cucked Clairie in a quick call at which point Claire was like "I gotta go I have places to be" (at midnight on a Tuesday); then she cucked Klaus in an argument about pedophiilia which Klaus shouldn't have even entertained, but he was stuttering and couldn't get hiis point across so he lost that; then Benleaks was too scared to do a call with her; then fucking Jon even popped on for a few minutes to chat about how ripped he was getting. Shadi CONTENT QUEEN all around saving the night.

who the FUCK are mary jane and hadrian

>>212511442
itching to suck a cock

>>212511464
ugly sheboon
If I was Claire I would report Van's trap house for suspicious activities to get the heat on them for selling cocaine
But only if I was claire
Winky Face Emoji

>>212511505
>i begging
saar

>>212511498
have you noticed threads are better when it's mostly Ellie posting. I have.

>>212511496
just klaus is confirmed

We're getting offtopic here, how do we get Jet fired

Shadi is a liar dont believe her van is a nasty predator and thats only from the fishtank adl adjecent girls it goes beyond that

>>212511425
yip

>>212511484
You won't respond to valid points, so whataboutisms are fine.

What document is Jet talking about?

>>212511496
/ftl/ probably has the same % of pedos as congress desu

>>212511535
give me a valid point

>>212511539
I dont know Claire just tells us about fucking Jet. Don't know why she still carries water for him. Just let us know the deets

>>212511539
>newfag spotted
the bitchtank leaks

>>212511511
>some rando

>>212511512
Don't worry about it. Just drop it if you know what's good for you.

Ellie’s stream was amazing today

>>212511539

I miss the Benleaks that was somewhat normal. Probably last seen around S2

>>212511539
ur 2 new bro

So when does S4 continue?

>>212511511
>Letty streamed with Jimmy, but they went to the arcade (???) and the stream consisted of watching them play games in a loud obnoxious room.
it was actually a classic multiple-hour jimmy humiliation ritual where letty paraded him around central providence asking women if they thought he was attractive and then made him third-wheel with chip at the arcade. then he drove through a torrential thunderstorm to take letty and chip back to the s3 house, and despite lingering for 5 minutes was clearly not welcome to stay and left on his own. it was awesome, i was on the edge of my seat the whole time

>>212511569
>80% Less Jet and Ben
They followed nothing on this document.

>>212511571
Nah it's been fun watching him and Klaus both worsen. These threads are ruining them.

is /ftl/ just ellie simps at this point? this is unbearable. was it this bad with any other previous female fish?

>>212511566
pretty satisfying. Hope it keeps getting comfier and chill.

>>212511525
Yeah, we seem to have the bullets, but he is wearing too much armor to make a dent currently.

if like 4 or 5 people stopped posting the gens would be dead forever. ftl on tv would be done

>>212511477
>>212511484
why do you keep it going? i know why but i like to ask lol

>>212511566
good boy

>>212511501
>caring about getting banned at all
if you even got banned and aren't shitposting, you probably got banned because some mod was tired of a bunch of Hadrian Belove shitposting. Since you and Benleaks fail to realize this, 90% of /ftl/ does it for fun. 2-5% actually believe in it, if that. Really it's the original manicposter (if he wasn't just a shitposter) and maybe 2-3 other schizo-affective/bipolar types he's convinced.

need to see ellie goon her vietpussy with her fingers in 4k

>>212511587
that basement doesn't have a fire escape

if i was claire i'd speak my truth on a more reputable platform than a cambodian shadow puppet forum but hey I'd need 135 IQ to get it

>>212511565
okay stop talking about it like its some big fishtank conspiracy then retard
you fags just jerk each other off about peter thiel all day

>>212511573
Maybe I just wanted some (you)'s ?
:)

>in the end, Sam is actually the most normal person on fishtank
Pretty funny

>>212511501
>>212511597
you nibbas gonna fug or what?

>>212511588
Isn't it fucking great?

>>212511569
Who made and that and for who?

>>212511607
I'm only watching out for you bro. You don't know the forces you're dealing with when it comes to Hadrian. You don't want that smoke.

>>212511593
for fun

>>212511588
just embrace it

Benleaks and klaus are part of a child trafficking gang. They groom and rape young boys and girls
Their feud is just kayfabe

>>212511539
>>212511557
>>212511569
>december 2024
really? are you fucking serious?

>>212511255
There was also Angie and Jin getting marky posted at in that interview. That was pretty funny.

>>212511586
You idiots use benleaks as a cudgel to generalize types of people that have certain takes so easily that you’ve caused irrevocable damage to your own minds. Klaus is a loser. You’re not going to make it, anon.

did you know social isolation alters your brain chemistry? you will just keep spiraling endlessly

Is it true that Sam is mad at Jet?

>>212511638
Im not mad Im not mad

>>212511512
Hadrian Belove (taking the risk here) is a disgraced jewish sex criminal who is known for contributing large amounts of money to counterculture media and is suspected to be putting money behind Fishtank and possibly other MDE ventures behind the curtain. Mary Jane is a sexual abuse survivor who was featured on Jonathan Curtis' failed livestream American Dude Lodge. It is known that she has had a sustained sexual relationship with Hadrian Belove in this timeframe. Hadrian has also seemed to have formed chummy connections with friends of Peter Thiel, all who engage in a symbiotic relationship with MDE and similar projects.

>>212511638
shadi boo is this >>212511636 tru

>>212511588
Apparently it was bad with Josie/S1. But no, it wasn't this bad for S2, Bitchtank, or S3. I don't even know how Josie got so many simps, because she's an ugly non-verbal indian rat with weird piercings. Probably because the concept was new. Taytriots weren't as bad as elliesimps/orbiters; same with the Binxfags.

how does the fat black even get money? she's a neet who can somehow afford to irl fishtank orbit. She has to have rich parents or something. It's the only way it makes any sense.

>>212511638
Shadi is BlueEyesWhiteWigger giving you a hard time?

>>212511652
always

>>212511638
Clean that kitchen before you guys get busted it's the least you can do for getting the cops eye on vans trap house

>jet sells fishtank
>here's your new hosts

>>212511656
ahahahahahahahahahahaha i made you type it all out hahahahahaha now hes gonna pay someone to kill you hahahahahahahahaha loser L L L L

>>212511634
Thank you.

>>212511663
post this cat

>>212511641
lol yeah man. we didn’t make this stuff up.

>>212511656
Where does the stickermule guy come into this?

>>212511588
during her stream they weren’t that bad, shows that everyone was watching shadi though

>>212511650
ive been almost completely socially isolated for like 15 years now. You're telling me its going to get worse?

>>212511566
i enjoyed it especially when she was just talking with chat

These threads would be normal if they just made a good show. They reap what they sow

Are you totally deranged

imagine these threads if the namefags dropped dead

lol >>212511672
the kitchen you’re talking about is my friends house I’m not home and I give her grace cause she just came off vacay with her mom and I’m a guest

>>212511678
Fuck it, why not? At least we’ll get some black girls in the tank for once

>>212511664
She lives on Vans couch
Hopefully this police report is enough to get him to kick her out K A W

>>212511442
craving watermelons

>>212511663
Josie used to be a very cute girl that was a japanese foreign exchange student. She was so ethnically ambiguous people thought she was japanese.
I dont know what happened she had a growth spurt or something and became Fishtank Josie,

>>212511663
>Taytriots weren't as bad as elliesimps/orbiters
nigga what

>>212511706
Klause its pointless in LA. If it was somewhere else it would work

shadi is the new ghisletty

groomtank never dies

granted, klaus is a vindictive practising child molesting pedophile, thoughbeit

>>212511680
audibly keked anon

>>212511706
>>212511638
a certain pedophile is angry

>>212511722
You're replying to a gaytriot

How is Ice's circle less weird than MDE at this point

>>212511732
Very

>>212511693
Are you completely bonkers

>>212511679

Imagine being a fan of MDE, going to work for them and then realising what kind of people they are

>>212511724
Not with that attitude
Just have to keep calling

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FUCK I LOVE HER SO MUCH IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

still hard for ellie rn

>>212511663
They're pretty much acting exactly like Josiepedos did. This behavior is nothing new.

>>212511656
It was embarrassing as fuck when that one schizo anon actually messaged Hadrian with cryptic messages implying they both knew what the anon was talking about, and Hadrian was like "wtf are you talking about"

From what ive heard and benji klaus take note, jet only fucks girls from bitchtank because we do all the digging on these girls. He likes the info. He doesmt like random insta hoes tjat dm him because he cant trust them

>>212511663
>Taytriots weren't as bad as elliesimps/orbiters;
you're wrong, I didn't copy the binx half but she has hardly any fans

I’m tired imma listen to the rest of this video and sleep goonaiii even though I said that a million times

>>212511749
SAME

What the fuck are you retards talking about fuck off back to /x/

>>212511638
>>212511706
this nigga just graduated to a whole new unprecedented level of pathetic

>>212511757
>ya know you should really treat your friends better hadrian

>>212511738
Ice has always been open about the weirdness/drugs which takes away from it being shady

remember on /bant/ when someone doxed the fat nig's apartment and it actually scared the fatass attention whore off for for a few weeks?

These threads are IP2-tier now. Too many side characters.

>>212511588
>90% of the thread is about things different than ellie
>only 5 first images were will ellie
yeah faggot, ellie rules /ftl/, she literally broke the tank

>>212511796
>now

They had the right idea with BG2 being a full reset point afterwards. They should have kept like 2 people and thrown away the rest.

>>212511796
Blame shadi and klaus

where do I find a qt manga girl?
assume im a white chad (which I am)

>>212511789
It never scared me stop capping lmao

>>212511789
Not her apartment Klaus

daily reminder these people and their fanfiction is real. we never asked for it. they do this on their own time. we have no idea why.

>>212510986
tbf if Jin saves up his money instead of blowing it all on hookers for once he could 100% go fuck Angie. He's playing the long con rn

>>212511764
Uhh Benleaks how about you go play with your fidget spinner in the corner, the adults are talking, okay?

>>212511811
you need to purchase a going into mangas machine or build your own

I've subsisted of air fried goods for the last month

ellie broke my dick

>>212511811
have you tried a manga store

>>212511783
Idc I hate lazy people
Get off your dealers couch and do something
He probably buys you food and drugs all the time and you repay him by starting shit with people that already have his house address
bad idea dog ies
because
I always win

This fatass on here spilling tea about side characters in a non-canyon spinoff that got like 20 viewers when it was live. Please stop giving her attention so she finally goes away.

>>212511826
I literally was in /ftl2/

>>212511808
That was supposed to be s3. They were bringing them all back for s4/bg2

I like how Hadrian rugpulled some other business years ago and his response is almost exactly what he's having the MDE crew respond with for this rugpull too. And it likewise formed a group of obsessed haters who have documented his work ever since. History repeating itself I suppose.

>>212511837
Letty is not a side character

>>212511834
i dont live anywhere near anything manga related. also, even if I went, I would immediately be outed if I start a conversation with anyone because I don't know anything about manga

>>212511588
ellie is very attractive and also unbelievable levels of nontent, meaning that if we did not have claire crashout pt.1291 the whole thread would be repetitive memes and webms of her face turning to the camera

based josieseethers saved s1 threads
ellie has not many seethers, and they aren't creative (yet)

s2 simping was the best because everything was controversial and created discussion

Ellie eating that watermelon was disgusting wtf thats the first thing shes done that put me off

>>212511837

>>212511789
>bring some fags on bant
>they shit in the thread
no wonder it pissed certain people

The Tayjeets were some of the most dedicated simps. If she didn't Hassle and cock buddy herself, she would probably still have more than pretty much all of them

Honestly being an elliesimp is very frustrating. She always fucks things up. She doesn't do anything right. She doesn't try in the challenges. She lies and steals BUT I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH

>>212511851
travel to a anime convention. I went to one once and it was mostly women everywhere

Jon did the world a disservice by getting Letty in Ice's orbits. I wish they hadn't made up at that point.

stay strong taytriot

>>212511789
Lux? I remember she quit /bant/ (hopefully permanently) about a week after anons reported her to the Luxembourg police. I hope she got spooked off.

go to bed

Ellie is a faildaughter

>>212511851
piss your pants. I just did

>>212511840
Ohhhh, you were in /ftl2/? omg, no way! That makes you an "oldfag" doesn't it??? Dude, like I said, go sit in the corner. Tons of us were here since day 1.

>>212511789
Whoever did that was a hero because it INSTANTLY stopped the ADL self spamming shit

>>212511837
you’re right but this is like removing snakes from the garden. it must be done.

>>212511909
Real

>>212511905
you really are mad right now, huh?

>>212511847
What makes the deranged schizo repeat these behaviors, I wonder. Is it like a tick? I know a legit stalker who goes through stalking episodes, and it seems similar to that. It's like once they get it in their mind, they can't stop obsessing.

Main characters:
>Any fish from S1-4
>Freeloaders in 3 or more Fishtank seasons/side seasons
>Crew members in 3 or more Fishtank seasons/side seasons

Side characters:
>Bitchtank contestants
>Any crew or freeloaders appearing in 2 or less Fishtank seasons/side seasons

Peripheral characters:
>Orbiters/Twitterfags/Fans

how long until freddy realizes fishtank won't make him famous

we remember team based vs team cringe
we remember the Tayleigh stand-up comedy
we remember bald posting
we remember the poems

>>212511905
i am basedfacing so hard that's crazy

Klaus, chill out dawgie

>>212511837
lol no we need to be beating this content to death before it turns into nonstop ellieposting

>>212511860
They were already burning out from exhaustion. Tayleigh was only getting 150~ people in her streams before that stuff went down. Maybe even sub-100?

>>212511932
It's already gotten him laid

>>212511926
No?

Why do we waste our lives on this retarded shit

>>212511932
He likes having people to talk to

>>212511950
Not true, she was in the 200-300 range until she nuked her own career.

>>212511942
I have made it my life's mission to fuck with Shadis now
I will put in a call to the police every day if I have to
Van has to kick her out or get arrested
that's just the fax

no chat

I doubt anyone in the post season 4 thread wasn’t here since the beginning.

>>212511972
was thinking this recently

>>212511984
Try me
Pedo fuck

>>212511909
Anon’s reasoning for the doxx was so fucking funny. He was annoyed shadi brought that augustine faggot to make the most annoying and gay ADL posts even by their standards.

>>212511972
I'm in it for the community and the gossip of peoples' lives that I find interesting. The annoying posters who suck away at the community and don't provide content like quality shitpsots though can fuck off. Benleaks, for example, takes himself far too seriously to ever be worthwhile in the community.

>>212511588
yes and its good.

>>212511972
I'm a lonely person.

>>212511986
nice

>>212511997
I said ttyl
That meant the conversation had ended

>>212511972
sam and 4chan entertained you years ago, you failed to grow and he keeps dangling bait

>>212511997
Shadi plz answer my insta DM

>>212511972
it used to be fun

>>212511984
>I will put in a call to the police every day if I have to
even though you post guppies like a pedo and constantly act like junkie nigger faggot, this is the first decent thing you've done. bring that fat sheboon to justice, klaus

>>212512007
what a joke of a post

will somebody please link what a shadi is

>>212512045
but he's right

>Fell asleep during the 'kino'.
Maybe it wasn't so good in the first place.
The only good thing about this off season is that Fishtank is dead.

>>212512039
why does she always do this when someone exposes what letty did 2 her?

>>212512010
this girl is dead

>>212512023
Hot

Klaus lost btw.

>>212511983
Check her old youtube videos. Halfway into the Postal stream, which she streamed on April 18, 2024, she had 164 viewers.

unironically chudgang's fanbase have been the most powerful influence on the show, but letty is the most powerful fish

>>212512059
what else is new

>>212512050
idk i found this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadi_(name)

>>212512059
27 - 5
that's clearly a win

>>212512034
Perhaps the most forced meme in /ftl/ history.

>>212511588
Elliepedo= Josiepedos
Hope this helps

>>212512060
Seek God

no chat

>>212512057

>>212512084
how

>>212512039
This is what Abi deserves, but for real, in the basement of a 50-something in Germany.

>>212512056
Because she’s an adult who likes drugs and laughs at you thinking she’s being forced to do anything

>>212512084
It's not hard to look things up, anon.

>>212512052
if you’re a complete loser, sure. can’t imagine being mindraped by benleaks.

kaw kaw

>>212512007
I have no idea who that is beyond its some namefag that posts here. Im honestly a little mad that you even brought them up

More Angie type stuff

>>212512107
Can't imagine sucking on benleaks's dick like this but here we are

TJ won

>>212512102
you're too fucked up and obsessed

>>212512119
This but it’s late

>>212512116
>I'm a /ftl/newfag and I'm proud of it

>>212512057
I miss the Josie that was in the tank. I wish she was still around.

>>212512124
you should find something else to do

Abis twitter account doesnt look like shes broken

Don't feel bad for Claire, Abi or any other FT related woman. They knew what they were doing and they are aware of what they are doing now. This is all on them.

>>212512128
How is it fucked up and obsessed to have a memory of something and look it up to confirm it? You're being a bit too testy for getting BTFO

>>212512093
amazing

I propose that van may have been using the fake nco nonprofit to launder drug profits

see how overpriced his bullshit on his website is? classic laundering technique

>>212512060
kys taytriot

>>212512152
this is the most zoomer/millennial thing I have ever read

>>212512039
Cool post Unemployed_ your gf is a slut.

is this worth the watch?

>>212512167
notes taken

benji playing captain save a ho for someone that hates him is actually very funny now that i think about it

>>212511925
I really should rewatch outlaw star

>>212512154
We do not care.

>>212512107
He sux
If he hates shadi so much he should have said on the call

>>212512143
Are you proud of being a /ftl/ oldfag? Is that something that you should be proud of? Should I be ashamed to not know anything about the attention-starved retards in the fishtank thread?

So Letty fucked Abi after feeding her Xanax?

>>212512039
>help im locked in a basement and theyre making me tongue jets ass please -real abi

no chat

Can’t wait until the investigations and police calls lead to nontent, just like any allegations y’all already made silly silly boys

>>212512189
I was thinking the same thing a few days ago.

>>212512119

bill ottman is a DAD?

>>212512127
Twice

>>212512174
how

>>212512224
"allegations"

>>212512237
bill ottman dilf era

>>212512189
Yea it's a good show ddooggii

>>212512251
Where’s any proof

>>212512241
a person's life != a curated social media profile

>>212512237
Bill Ottman showing his son tj clips as inspiration

>>212512255
Yeah, it's great. I used to watch it back in the day, dawg E

>>212512182
It's alright. Doesn't get good until half way when Jin shows up, and even then it's still pretty meh. The host markyposts tho which was funny.

Radio silent when I ask for proof

>y'all

>>212512260
proof is a buzzword atp

>>212512233
One of the best bodies in fishtank history. So breedable

jet explaining to sam why they still have a presence on 4chan's most active board despite completely fucking the season

>>212512273
So you’re just retarded

>>212512237
Daddy when does uncle TJ show up?

>>212512200
oh i see. you’re that idiot.

>>212512273
have you been applying for jobs

>>212512272
freddy in 2 years

>>212512291
Nope someone else

>>212512287
shes a magical creature

Banjo or whatever just cause you say things doesn’t mean it’s gonna conjure up to your liking. Egregores don’t work on me <3

>>212512293
Benji is currently trying to solve a case be patient mrs leaks

>>212512206
It was obvious she was gonna rape her in the Providence streams during winter last year but I didn't think she's one of those using drugs to do it.
People ignore the discord army she's had before Fishtank, that she loves to hook up with guys that can provide her with drugs and that she likes to sleep around with men and women while high.
Jezza is stupid and did wrong, but Nina is truly evil at her core. The Ghislaine Maxwell nickname falls short for what she is.

>>212510718

>>212512287
why was she always looking at the PTZ? you can't tell when the PTZ is looking at you can you?

>>212511997
you’re sad for even posting here and dignifying that faggot klaus with a response. get a clue from your peers and at least pretend to be above this place.

>>212512302
were you molested growing up or something?

Anyone got the blonde hair & blue eyes watermellie pic?

>>212512315
I’m just bored

>>212512073
The most forced meme is any of the namefags’ attempts at branding

>>212512293
lmao
benji learn to install drywall instead of orbiting c tier e girls

Fishtank is very Lynchian on the survace its big brother for retards, but there is a very deep evil current happening behind the scenes.

>>212512224
I wonder what does Retard Van have on Shadi to keep her around, willing to do his dirty work... I'll bet she likes little boys and has some big dirt on her.

>>212512325

no ai please, real human edits only
>>212512309

>>212512311
She answered that on stream saying you could hear it move when it looked at you.

So how are we feeling about my $370 guitar?

I'm going to give it a week or so let them think they're safe and can go back to running the trap house and then BOOM oh hey there's LEOs pounding on your door lol

>>212512309
Black gooks are pretty hot

keep spamming garbage, i got heat coming for the next op

>>212512343
He gives her a place to stay

>>212512345
nigga ellie is cute doe

>>212512336
Yo

>>212512233
Hideous feet and I’m not a footfag. Weird fetal alcohol face. No tits, no ass, scrawny chicken legs.

>>212511063
its not that theil is funding trafficking, its that you throw a rock anywhere on the right and you find someone on his food chain. typically those taking the $ are pigs to begin with , making them useful idiots

>>212512340
>never going to get season 4

>>212512343
a house to live in

Claire is unbeliveably hot.

Its no wonder we voted her the hottest girl of bitchtank.

>>212512351
Looks cool. New or used?

>>212512366
Only funny fake namefag is Burping Belly guy or whatever he called himself.

>>212512309
Ok this takes ellie to a 10/10

>>212512370
At least season 3 was a banger letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted to do was a great idea.

>>212512392
>drawn on freckles
ellie if you read this I want you to know that I hate everything about you and I want you to die

>>212512387
Fuck spencer, worst fanboy ever

>>212512119

>>212512408
I loved season 3. Big fan of paranormal esoteric lore shows like xfiles and millenium.

>>212512399
Not sure who you mean but I’ll keep an eye out for inspiration as I keep this shitty bit going for far too long.

So realistically like actually for real what does the future of FT look like? You are not allowed to shitpost or be silly at all if you reply to this

>>212512416
Something is wrong with this sped

Ellie is dreaming about getting fucked by big white shemale cock

shadi how much for a bottle of mexican xanax and an 8ball of coke???

why is simpfaggotry so much more repulsive this season compared to S3? Is it because one of them is close in age to being a legal child and the other dresses and acts like a child?

>>212512392
Woah so pretty! Almost Gigi-like in this photo

>>212512426
more of exactly what you've seen from them (greed + incompetence + no 666)

>>212512425
Good luck. Don't get in too deep or you’ll just become one of them.

>>212512345
gross

>>212512423
I will really need to give the xfiles a proper shot at some point. I watched a few episodes and enjoyed it, but other things got in the way. Never heard of millennium will add it to the list.

>>212512443
Ellie your still a 10 without the makeup and fake lashes, no makeup stream soon please.

>>212512447
angies pedo baiting repulses me

>>212511216
jew

>>212512468
retard do you think she's making comfyUI generations of herself? fucking underage retard fredditor cattle.

>>212512426
Sorry for ignoring your question but this figure reeks of shitty designer vinyl statues and stuff like KAWS and all that nonsense. Jet seems like he’d be into that.

>>212512410
Kill yourself

>>212512426
Honestly i think they will try to relocate for a season or a half season, it will fail again and they’ll call it quits

>>212511972
The amount I have engaged with this show is directly correlated to production fuckups, so now I'm here every day

>>212512483
no

>>212512426
Looks cool as fuck

>>212512426
I’m wagering them to come back with a full 6 week bloodgames. I can’t see them deciding to go into season 5 without making up for lost time.

>>212512464
i bought the entire box set (with the movie) years ago, marathoned the entire thing best thing tv related i ever bought.
But avoid the 2nd movie its one of the worst movies ever made hilariously bad imo

Marissa 'Mizzy' Gill

>>212512426
Its done anything involving Jet is doomed. Let's be real, they could have continued somewhere that was not doxxed and it would have been fine they just don't care, and jet just wants drugs and e girl puss.

The scary thing about manifestation is that it actually works

>>212512443
I hate how in photos she refuses to make any expression that could create lines on her face. It’s vapid and so transparently why she makes these retarded faces.

>>212512515
manifesting the death of klaus

>>212512416

>>212512464
oh and Millienium is like the xfiles but even darker and more mature, It was considered the darkest thing on tv at the time

>>212512515
manifesting van in a prison cell

>>212512508
NTA but when does the cool lore and shit start is it right away? Or I remember hearing it starts in season 2 or something anyway im thinking about downloading it

>>212512508
>But avoid the 2nd movie its one of the worst movies ever made hilariously bad

Will do, although i do enjoy trash, so I'll probably watch it once ive seen it all.

>>212512515
manifesting and Ellie gf

>>212512522

>>212512504
u forgot this one

>>212512426
>FT
>future

>>212512540
Saar.

xanax is mizzy!

>>212512532
Klaus is taking care of it
Benleaks is just talking shit and doing nothing as usual

>>212512527
Looked it up seen it starred bishop from alien gonna find a link for it just now.

>>212512504
There was one of her eating jets head as well

>>212512532
manifesting shadi in a psych ward

>>212512515
manifesting an actually good supplement

no more watermellie type stuff

>>212512536
right away. Basically its divided into two things a conspiracy arc episodes and creature feature episodes.

>>212512557
>third person post
also that's not even vans place

>>212512515
manifesting total namefag death.

>>212512515
manifesting the prophesied 3rd W

>>212512569
not including that one its not canon

>>212512587
what's not even van's place

>>212512539
thats what i did years later and just laughed at it. Its like a 4chan shitpost

time to bake

>>212512515
Manifesting a big boob black gf

>>212512512
interesting.

>>212512600
where shadi is staying at right now, she's at some con or something

>>212512504
the animellie's are cute

>>212512615
so what

>>212512596
The edited grill just looks like he was chewing on shit.

>>212512515
Manifesting namefag imperium

You guys think this is gonna happen over night? I hold grudges forever and the best part is
I always win
lol

>>212511706
>>212511638
lmao shadi owning klauspedo so hard hes calling the cops on her, KWABOTY

ellie is the best streamer on kick!

>>212512649
they're selling drugs I am a concerned citizen it is within my rights to notify the authorities (also I heard a baby crying and children's voices through the open window uh oh)

>>212512657
you sound very very concerned brah shadi got to you really bad

Oh boy I hope the next bake is ellie bake

>Ellie shit on AB’s recaps
>an hour of boredom
Lmfao

>>212512656
Hands down

>>212511638
Jesus, what kind of insecure faggot plugs themselves into that face rater thing? I thought only women did that shit.

baking

>>212512426
As a show, I don't expect anything to change. Maybe one season of total unfuckables to cool Jet off from the bad PR. It's a conceivably good product, which is all they really need to keep receiving further investment capital.
Now in real numbers, I'm gonna say it's not looking hot, even factoring in the rabid Xitter base. This season was a dud with additional PR issues unlike they've ever seen. Extreme Peace is not rating well. There seemed to be few moments clipped from the press run of EP's launch besides a derisive quote of Sam being a devout Christian.
With all that being said, Sam has consistently showed his strongest side when utilizing someone bigger than himself for attention. All the way back to the TED talk. The brony kickstarter scam. Fighting Adult Swim over WP1. The iDubbz documentary and resulting Creator Clash shenanigans. Now most recently his viral Elon video.
He's been begging Asmongold for another reaction and I don't believe he's gotten it. Not a good look. But he just got a silver platter opportunity to revisit his Elon video and I think this is his best bet, Trump's Epstein disaster.
Do a Dear Trump and showcase yourself as a disillusioned MAGA man who needs answers and utilize everything that made Dear Elon a hit. It's gonna be eaten up and torn apart and reacted to by everyone you're angling for. Get some momentum there and smooth over the rough waters you've had from your flops lately. He's already got the Hydeforce merch going and I think a promo there would work well, it feels like a patriotic slogan somehow.
Once you get some viral recognition from that video specifically, I would say plug the Fishtank Steam game. It's something new but also works off existing material, something to keep people remembering the good times and engaged while the next arc is constructed. Or whatever good filler project he has to bide the time to setup S5.
That's my thoughts that I just wasted a long time typing up to nobody in particular.

eleanor's perfect little boobies

>>212512673
she was being a fat cunt all night she screamed at Claire over the phone too it was fucked up
Anyway(s) she won't have a place to stay soon enough so that's good K A W

>>212512685
he finally got a computer program to try and prove he's not a faggot even though it's immediately obvious to every human

>>212512677
WTF

>>212512697
yo lets all watch this 40 year old pedo do nothing again but seethe at shadi

>>212512339
jupiter my beloved

It's a funny pic I like it

>>212511783
Were you here when he fought Summer, a young woman who was molested and has had an abortion and herpes, over not receiving his $5 worth of KoFi content (it was there and he just didnt like it) and posted for days, possibly weeks about his chargeback process?
She had to email her entire mailing list about it because she was so distraught at his psychotic behavior.

>>212512351
worth less than my phone

>>212512724
>do nothing again
I was the only not scared to call in lol
you are welcome for the kawtent ig docile dweeb

Me and benji are baking

>>212512677
Ellie if she was hot

>>212512426
Another rushed season this year but in Nevada or similar. Warehouse decorated like a spaceship is the “house” with bloodgames type stuff “gameplay”. Everyone will absolutely hate it including the wiggers and Sam who don’t like having to relocate to Ely Nevada for 8 weeks.

>>212512677
gross

>>212512713
I was wondering what all the marks and shit were on his profile picture and almost didn’t believe it. It’s a step away from posting the urban dictionary definition of your name.

>>212512733
It was $20

Wait, Shadi made Klaus seethe so bad he’s calling police? LMAO

Why do ugly people seethe at this pic so much

I actually didn't know you could have ridges in your head. I did know you could be an alcoholic manlet that lives with your parents though.

dont bake i got this

>>212512687
I appreciate your post anon its easily the most insightful reply I've gotten to this point and I think whether it plays out like you said or not, you have some good ideas in there. Hope your day goes well

reminder kLaus is a literal pedophile who is on record stating that it's okay to save pictures of people's small children and post them all over the internet because "other people do it and don't get banned".
he's definitely sitting in a white van outside of schools on the regular.
Klaus Always Willbeapedophile

>>212512766
Klaus does that to everyone

shadi is a drug groomer?

>>212512766
yea i shouldn't have been nice to her all this time I fucked up by not calling her a fat coon she was extra goofy to me and Claire earlier Idk what her deal is

>>212512793
she learned it from the best

>>212512791
>Klaus Always Willbeapedophile
lold, so thats what it means

>>212512793
Yeah and she got so excited that more than 9 people were watching her that she threw Letty and Abi under the bus tonight.

>>212512793
She's just a fat loser dude she begged sam.and jet for a job and they said no so now she's leeching off a leech for a dead show (cringe)

>>212512816
new

>>212512789
Thank you anon. I was going to sit around and link to it in the next bake but since you were able to read it and utilize it, I won't have to. You have a good day too.

>>212512812
Christ, look at his eyes. Maybe it’s good that the self-conscious faggot is swatting him. Maybe they’ll put one between those fucked up sunken glass orbs in his head.

Claire looks like YandereDev.

>>212512817
>Wake up at 2am and see this thing stealing your catalytic converter

>>212512817
There is no way this nigga isn’t completely insufferable, just based on the way he dresses. Undoubtedly people only tolerate him for drugs.

>>212512849
mizzy won

>>212512964
Thought she got 5th place or something