Thread 212516563

Mmm, real coffee!

>>212516563 (OP)
Fun Fact: She’s Jeffery Combs’ daughter.

>>212516563 (OP)
>>212516982

>>212516563 (OP)
And then they went back to their dressing room and fucked all night

>>212516563 (OP)
Sister pussy

mmm real incest

no talky until I've had my coffee

>>212517203
>lots of cream
>lots of sugar
It must be really good coffee if he can tell the taste through all that

>>212516563 (OP)
folgors is shit coffee.
also I've jerked off to incest doujins about 5 times now this morning.
incest irl though is disgusting unless:
>your mom is smoking hot
>your sister is smoking hot
>your daughter is smoking hot
>your other sister(brother) is smoking hot
>your other daughter(son) is smoking hot

There are few things I care about less than social mores. I have two big fucks every morning: light and sweet, preferably in the family kitchen. Any sister will do. I don’t want to wait for my sex. I don’t want some non-related, stranger to fuck me. I like good sex but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don’t want it with with anyone outside of my family. It’s completely natural; it’s the purest form of love.

>>212518006
>It must be really good coffee
only the best for jimmy

Too many Momford & Son motherfuckers in this thread.

>>212516563 (OP)
you just know it was soft, pink, and wet

Anon, have you ever thought about sleeping with your own sister? Be honest.

>>212518127
The coffee wasn't that bad.

>>212518106
cannot hear you over the stomping claps

>>212518174
Check in on yourself.

>>212518161
I'm an only child who had a single mother until I was around 8 when my dad moved back in with us, I stopped sleeping in her bed at 10. Their relationship is rocky now. I despise hearing them having sex.

>>212518299
>I stopped sleeping
What'd she wear to bed?

>>212518312
She used to use a hotdog costume as a substitute for pajamas.

>>212518342
Can't say I was expecting that.

>>212518063
i still cant believe he actually said this

>>212518312
I can't remember really, but when I got to that age I had to stop for obvious reasons. We would both face the same way in bed and she would be in front of me.

>>212516563 (OP)
Reminder all little sisters' first crush is on their big brother

>>212518299
Are you Japanese? I hear that's common over there

>>212518581
mmm real sister

What's the most kino and why is it big sis/lil bro?

>>212518581
why do we need ai when we have the parody?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

mmmm...schlurp...

>>212518006
Thanks morag

>>212518161
yeah

>>212518628
No. I'm not ESL and I have blue eyes.

>>212518674
I wonder if anyone questioned if Gale added some "extra ingredient" to the coffee when this episode aired?

>>212516563 (OP)
>You're my body-pillow this Christmas
Why did he say this?

>>212518788
That's a girl.

I drank 2 cups of coffee today

>>212519159
Me too, and they were both folgers.

>>212519159
Nothing better than the cleansing shit you take shortly after that second cup

>>212518161
Yes

>>212516563 (OP)
Sister loving is based
Only a Sister can love you uncondiotinally

>>212519793
What about a mom or an aunt?

>>212516563 (OP)
I'd fuck jeffrey combs daughter desu

>>212516563 (OP)

Saying he was in "West Africa" is retarded. If you were in Liberia or Mali or wherever, just say that.

Also, lol at the idea of American mass-market coffee being better than African coffee.

>>212516563 (OP)

Are people really so brainwashed by Jew media that they think siblings hating each other is the norm and that it's creepy when a sister is happy to see her brother who has been gone for months?

>>212521426
I bless the grains down in Africa.

>>212518672
the parody is shit

>>212521426
What if he or his organization did things in multiple countries in that region?

>>212521547
There's palpable sexual tension between them, and it may have more to do with the actors wanting to fuck each other than any intent by the director, but it's there regardless

>>212518777
checked and there's an entire pasta for the situation you're describing

What Denzel meant with this?

>>212518161
still dream about it 5 years after moving out

>>212518063
kek

>>212523628
It’s more that the director of a commercial didn’t really know how to get two unrelated actors to act like platonic loving siblings and said actors also overacted.

>>212516563 (OP)
At what point in the history of mankind did we decide that this was wrong?

mmm coffee

>>212524056
probably around the time monarchies started being dismantled, since it was a thing they did more than anyone else

>>212516563 (OP)
I never got an incest vibe from this at all. People watch too much porn.

>>212526280 (me)
Also having sex with your family on weekends is a totally normal and fun family night.

>>212523704
Incest is ridiculously prevalent in the "urban community" amongst those people.

>>212518161
Nope. The thought makes me vomit

>>212518161
Yeah, but I don't have a sister. I bet if I did she would be super hot because I'm super hot.

>>212526842
And in the boonies, AKA God's country.

>>212526987
Do you want to be my sister? *wink*

>>212527404
That's kind of played up by the (((media))) and still black ghetto folks have them beat by a massive margin. Even the most backwoods parts of cracker country like the mountains of WV have very little direct inbreeding even when they're isolated and have to walk miles to see another person that isn't related to them. Compound that with the fact the black families live in densely populated places with tons of people they could stick their dicks in or have dicks stuck in them and yet still have over double the amount of reported incest it's fuckin mindblowing. I work in social services in a decent sized city with a wide racial mix and it is so bad in black families that we literally have pamphlets and have put up billboards to tell them "You know that's not okay right?". Like for every time I hear a white kid was molested by a family member there are ten black kids that I hear have been molested by a family member. Some of the bleeding heart scumbags higher up try to hide it as much as they can too. It's disgusting. We're talking India level incest sickfuckery and relative diddling in the black community.

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS STICKING A FIST IN YOUR ASS

>>212528373
You watched Cruising too?

>>212527435
No, but I'll be your big brother and split your bussy in half. You're going to grow your hair long, dress in women's lingerie, wear makeup, and your name is now Susan and you will never look me in the eyes and you will call me 'The Meat Grinder'. Or Dave, whichever you prefer, Susan.

>>212518161
No but I would fuck my cousin in a heartbeat.

>>212518161
If only I had a sister

>>212528694
I lost my virginity to my third cousin when we were young teenagers. I was 14 she was 13 and she was all over me constantly to the point she told me she masturbated thinking about me and rubbed her fingers over my lips and I had already been jorkin it thinking about her for like two years. Ended up in the same bed at an overnight family wedding in a hotel and she kept running her hands through my hair and then started rubbing my dick through my pajamas while I was faking that I was asleep and then my dick took over my brain and we lost our virginities to eachother. Does that even count? Third cousins can legally get married so I don't know. We still fake trips to go get something when the extended family is together and bang 20 years later even though we aren't close or anything and live in different parts of the country. It's kind of just implied on the occasion we see eachother we're gonna fuck.

>>212518161
>Anon, have you ever thought about sleeping with your own sister? Be honest.
Since I was 12.

>>212518161

no and desu I find every girl in my (extremely overrated) ethnicity to be ugly as sin

they've both got huge tits though so I'm happy for them

>>212529554
Chinese eh?

>>212517013
She looks like him too.

>>212528151
One absent father tomcats a block and everybody has to call each other cuz because they don't know if they're half siblings

>>212518672
There's a better one where they slobber all over each other.

4chan and /tv/ have mindbroken me to the point that now everytime I drink coffee I have to do the "SHLUUURP" noise