>If your life is fucked up, if you're really not enjoying your time on Planet Earth
>You should lift weights

>>212517353 (OP)
Get
A
Job
You smelly incel

>>212517353 (OP)
>life a employment form because Samuel MDE2 Stinks! pure swamp water is what we got

>Hey look I understand. But hey hear me out, if you're lonely then find a church. Go to church and get a girlfriend there at church, look, it's that easy

>start getting in shape
>have a minor crisis over it because I don't look like me anymore
No one ever tells you this happens.

>>212517489
change is normally good in this case. chest bigger, waist smaller, etc

>>212517489
i remember when I got super in shape and one time walked past my reflection and got startled because i looked completely different lmao

>someone tells you to not sit around being a bored depressed slob
>AAAHHHHH NOOOOO
It's just generic advice, but its coming from fucking Sam Hyde. But is he wrong? Ive lost all motivation and room rotting crashing out no cap

>>212517530
I look better, but I don't look like me, and I don't know how to deal with that.

>>212517571
>But is he wrong?
not really. but getting the motivation after waging all day isn't the easiest. if you're just NEETing/room rotting I feel like it'd be easier to put 20 or 30 mins aside to get active

>Unhappy? You should become a slave, and lift weights for no reason at all! It's all about that self-discipline, so you can be a better slave for your eventual master, even if that master is yourself. Be Your Own Slave!!!!

>>212517463
Church's literally have shit for singles. If you were in a big city you'd have so much chances to pick up some sweet church girl. Yes, I have thought of it, but if I walk into a church I'm catching on fucking fire.

>>212517353 (OP)
If you're any smart you know it's better to be strong lmao

>>212517353 (OP)
>dude lift weights and find a hobby haha
>but no not the people I hang around with jet looks good as a chubby hobbyless loser haha
>dont do drugs
>except for all my friends that do coke haha naah they're good people just do a bit of blow sometimes haha
>make sure you superchat for more epic advice

>>212517446
Mr baseball cap and dirty shirt LARPing faggot with his opera degree

>>212517353 (OP)
>>212517446
>>212517463
>>212517571
>>212517652
If you hate your life why not commit suicide? I am saying this legitimately, if you're miserable what's the point of suffering pointlessly doing something you hate?

>>212517709
Sam was the reason Jet lost the weight, but he gained it back. Probably weed and booze

>>212517761
I don't hate my life thankfully, even though it is all fucked up

>>212517446
>Decide to follow Mike's words
>Look for any kind of job in my area
>Turns out only shitty factories will hire me
>Go to said factory to wageslave with a smile
>I arrive early and do overtime, just like Mike said
>Its pretty exhausting since I only have time to eat, bathe and sleep after work
>This work also takes a toll on my body
>A year passes and I get no appreciation from the higher ups. Just a fake smile, and a fake friendly pat on my back. Salary stayed the same
>During overtime, the old ladder we had been using in the factory snapped and I fell down from it
>I end up breaking my leg
>Factory people told me to lie about this being a work-related accident to the hospital and it was just my "incompetence"
>Fearing of getting fired, I end up lying. Docs treated my leg, and I returned to job after 4 months
>10 months after that incident, the factory fired me anyway, because they were "cutting corners" at that time
>Now Im unemployed and have a bad leg
T-Thanks Mike

>>212517671
And?
If you're going to church specifically to get girls, you're mental/desperate and it's going to show.

>>212517889
I wouldn't be the first one, but yeah, I do get your point. But that's just something ive heard a lot, a lot of people have wanted or tried to get me to go to church.

Im agnostic.

>>212517889
fortunately, so are a lot of the girls at church.

>>212517571
I think the issue is the source.

>>212517828
>I don't hate my life thankfully

Is that why you're on 4chan raging against a guy giving work out advice?

>>212517446
>be struggling
>instead of looking for "any job" I take some retraining in a high demand job
>get hired
>succeed effortlessly because I'm cut for it and it's fun
>become indispensable without staying nights
>get constant praise from colleagues
>job makes me happy
>get married
>buy condo
>startup gets bought by big tech
>double my wage
Christ I cannot imagine what a miserable sadsack I would have become if I had followed the "hurr durr just get the first crate lifting gig you find" advice from prole-larpers.

>>212517353 (OP)
>>212517446
true

>>212517937
Not really, no.
Desperate men feed them attention so they just cruise along until they hit their late 20s / 30s then speedrun dating any man that will take them.

>>212517913
>Im agnostic
Yeah probably won't work in your favor at all unless you're legitimately very good looking / successful in life and some homely religious girl wants to make you her "project".

>>212517937
Have you actually been to a church? The amount of girls 18-30 are shockingly low. Everyone is 80

>>212518846
Depends heavily on the area, denomination, building size, youth outreach/events, etc.

>>212517353 (OP)
>>212517446
>>212517463

>>212517353 (OP)
I'm lifting weights 4 times a week, still not enjoying my time on this filthy planet.
As a Christian I can't use the rope either.

I wish I was a dirty villain who fucks people over instead I'm meek and helping the needy people

>>212517353 (OP)
skibidi chungus

Saaam

>>212517353 (OP)
How is this movie or film related?

>>212517353 (OP)
How are his teeth so nice but the rest of his body is like a rotting whale carcass?

>>212517881
>>Its pretty exhausting since I only have time to eat, bathe and sleep after work
your fault for pushing yourself beyond your limit.
>>Factory people told me to lie about this being a work-related accident to the hospital and it was just my "incompetence"
and you listened to them? dumbass
>>212518208
>>instead of looking for "any job" I take some retraining in a high demand job
Mike's advice doesn't apply to you faggot since you found the career

Why are zoomers so helpless? Do you really need some crusty grifter to tell you how to live? Why would you think he has your best interests in mind?

>>212520368
This are clearly veneers

>>212520425
nta, but basic wage work in factories is exhausting as fuck. Overtime is not optional most of the time. They overwork you because they are too stingy to hire another worker to ease your work burden. I assume that this anon is from a 2nd/3rd world country, and these factories there don't even apply the basic safety protocols and this is why they bully their workforce into lying when it comes to accidents. Breaking a leg sucks, but it could have been much worse. Of course, ol' Mikey Rowe wouldn't know anything about that. Its just laziness for these kind of entitled faggots.

>>212520619
>veneers
dude casually has been dropping hundreds of thousands of dollars his whole life and people still give him money lol

hes probably wrecked a dozen cars/vehicles too

>>212519016
Not in my experience, unless you are like talking about Amish or something. Maybe the bible belt is like that I dunno. From what I hear online it is a widespread issue.

>>212517446
What if I want to be an opera singer like Mike Rowe?

>>212517353 (OP)
on this one he's right but literally anyone could tell you this shit

>>212517489
>>212517641
Who "you" are changes. You don't look like you did as a child anymore, right? Does that also freak you out? You sound mentally ill.

>>212517353 (OP)
>tells zoomers to get in shape and get a marketable skill
>they piss and shit themselves in rage
Listen to your internet daddy, broccoli-headed cunts.

>>212521544
Yeah, that does kind of freak me out. I have not consented to any changes in my life in decades. I feel like things are just taken from me.

>>212517353 (OP)
how about i just sit here and watch planet earth instead, I like the cave episode