Thread 212522804

These two silver screen titans will be facing off in Nolan's the Odyssey as two of Penelope's possible suitors. We will literally get to see Big B vs Big P in a big screen brawl. I can't wait.

>>212522804 (OP)
This is gonna be fucking hilarious and the whole theater is going to erupt in laughter even though we aren't supposed to
It's going to be extremely funny watching Ellen Page dressed up like a man doing a fight scene and I can't wait to see this film now.

>>212522804 (OP)
Is that Juno's cancer riddled brother or something

There's no way this is going to happen, it would be just too good.

>be nolan
>work with ellen page on one movie
>have a reputation for working with the same actors over and over again, like many directors who build relationships with them over time
>one actress cuts off her tits and gets a fake weiner made out her her leg skin and a balloon
>starts calling herself a man while crying
>eventually her, sorry, "his" agent reaches out and demands I give "him" some work in an upcoming project
>cant refuse or my career will be ruined by the same people that built it
Real ones stay real I guess

>>212522804 (OP)
i burn local and even im genuinely scared of him, definetely wouldnt wanna catch him on a bad night.

>>212523993
Are you talking about Big B or Big P?

Doesn't Big P burn local?

>>212522804 (OP)
>Matt Damon brutally kills Elliot Page with an arrow
EXTREMELY TRANSPHOBIC NOLAN

>>212524119
I guess /ourguy/ Elliot plays Amphinomus, the "nice guy" of the suitors, but gets killed anyway

probably the two thoughest hollywood actors around

>>212524170
>We need someone to play a guy who acts like a bit of a pussy compared to other guys
>Oh how about we cast a 5'1" woman, that'll be funny
Elaborate prank by Nolan forcing her to stand next to Bernthal and a bunch of other jacked guys, this is going to be hilarious

>>212522804 (OP)
Ellen Page was preordained to be a sacrifice, as early as trailer Park boys
The very episode she shows up in, is all about tricking men into having sex with tranny prostitutes
In that episode she is playing a little girl wearing a beautiful dress who immediately tears the dress apart and falls down to the ground
And every scene after that she is dressed as a boy
This poor girl was literally raped like a meat puppet for black magic sacrifices to be transformed into a foul Frankenstein hermaphrodite, and you can see it all the way back then.
Corruption of the holy androgyne
(in that same episode, ricky sends her off with money to 'buy a cock', while he wears his black and white checks.

This is not a pasta. It's a warning

>>212522932
Ellen who?

RETARDED SCHIZO FORCED MEME SPAM
fuck off back to redd*it

This film is going to be horrible

FAKE BURNER FAKE BURNER
NAH we dont fuck with that “Elliot” shit
You keep it real and keep it local, you don’t try to play around on the other side of the tracks for what?
Plus looks weak
Nah real ones don’t got time for that dress up shit

Elliot engaged in brutal hand to hand combat. It's going to be absolutely hilarious.
Unironically, bravo Nolan.

>>212526019
Sorry playa but Big P is as real a burner as you can get. Call came down from Big B himself

>>212526224
My man is being held under duress. Notice the distance from the flag and the two queers
Shia get him out of there !

>>212527541
Fake burner detected

>>212527541
Wait... you think you can burn local and be transphobic?

>>212526186
You can't be a JB fan and also be transphobic. Not possible