Thread 212523391

I imagine they made themselves smell extra rank "down there" and that's why he was freaking out... because, you know, the smell!

>>212523391 (OP)
This movie is based on real events btw

>>212523450
I wish

>No, you fiends
>Do NOT do that
>Do NOT have sexual intercourse with me
>I would NOT like that
>You... you dastardly villains!
>I bet you're even going to do something really fucked up
>You crazy bitches
>You're probably going to, like... wear diapers or something, aren't you?
>Possibly kissing each other while wearing said diapers
>That would REALLY torture me
>I sure hope you don't go into my right back pocket of my jeans
>Finding my debit card, then going to the store to pick up some diapers to wear
>You sick FUCKS
>Release me, I say!

>>212523496
No, you don’t. I know the guy. He still hasn’t recovered

>>212523659
I would pay to be him. PAY.

>>212523391 (OP)
Haha what if they went days without showering or wiping properly and then sat on his face haha!

>>212523391 (OP)
This is why I clicked on this thread.

I don't even get the point of this.
He's right. They sucked his cock. They sexually assaulted and basically raped him. Then they try to punish him? They weren't even underage.

Confused film

>>212523391 (OP)
What if they'd been eating pineapples, what then?

>>212523391 (OP)
>”NOOOO, ANNA DE ARMAS, DON’T SUCK MY DICK NOOOOOOOOOO-“

This is the greatest monologue in the history of cinema.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLgGT18KUzE

>>212525106
>they sexually assaulted and basically raped him
Nah mang

>>212525153
Watch the shower scene again. It's textbook sexual assault.

>>212523600
You're getting gaped for that shitpost anon, that's a promise. I put it out into the endless infinite universe. Circumstances will align and you will very suddenly and definitively get gaped for this.

>>212525111
bags of sand

>>212523391 (OP)
How is salty milk and coins a bad smell?

>>212523391 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

>>212523600
calm down, bro.

someone post the "no dont suck my cock!" vocaroo

>>212525720
nvm i am retard

>>212525106
I think the first time was consensual, then they told him they were underaged and he kicked them out and they came back and kidnapped and raped them.
His point was that two very attractive young women threw themselves at him and that he wasn't actively trying to cheat on his wife.

>>212523391 (OP)
is only smellz

>>212523391 (OP)
whos the other chick? i never see her discussed here

>>212523391 (OP)
Hanger (2009) is the only film I'm ware of that contains dirty vag and queef torture.

>>212526500
because she isn't paying an online marketing company to constantly spam threads.

>>212526500
Lorenza Izzo. Ex wife of the director.

>>212526618
lol turned lezzo

>>212526652
Prime Ana would've turned me into a dyke too.

GET OFF MY DICK YOU FILTHY HOT LATINA WHORE

>>212523600
>>212523391 (OP)
>>212525106
american men genuinely don't like younger women and will freak out when an attractive young adult women wants them. we have been psyoped like you wouldn't believe

>>212523600
he got his vengeance in the end

>>212528468
>american men genuinely don't like younger women and will freak out when an attractive young adult women wants them. we have been psyoped like you wouldn't believe

>>212525106
>They sucked his cock. They sexually assaulted and basically raped him. Then they try to punish him?

How did that happen? Did they just teleport into his house?

>>212528744
yes the Chinese were the ones to psyop us. Tiktok is a huge reason why age gaps are so vilified now

>>212523659
Yeah, I'd be thinking about this all the time. Smiling. Poor guy. Poor me...

>>212528864
They lied to gain entry.

>>212523600
God, is there anything hotter than chicks in diapers kissing each other?