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Anonymous No.212526828 >>212526980 >>212527012 >>212527058 >>212527440 >>212527548 >>212527687 >>212527826 >>212527920 >>212528275 >>212528310 >>212528328 >>212528628 >>212528815 >>212529135 >>212529182 >>212529183 >>212531489 >>212532285 >>212532683 >>212532794 >>212534630 >>212535760 >>212536185 >>212536293 >>212536369 >>212537826 >>212538141 >>212543807 >>212543828 >>212544312 >>212544394 >>212544435 >>212544516 >>212544677 >>212545023 >>212546201 >>212546506 >>212546515 >>212547783 >>212548342 >>212548390 >>212548423 >>212548443 >>212548875 >>212549689 >>212551318 >>212552766 >>212556307 >>212557024 >>212562280
You will now watch Pirates of the Caribbean
Anonymous No.212526980 >>212527070 >>212527390 >>212527467 >>212528009 >>212528551 >>212529577 >>212548416 >>212549335 >>212557049
>>212526828 (OP)
Orlando Bloom was so annoying. What did she see in him? Jack was clearly the superior choice in every way.
Anonymous No.212527012 >>212534052 >>212564471 >>212564727
>>212526828 (OP)
How is 2 so good and 3 so shit?
Anonymous No.212527058 >>212527142
>>212526828 (OP)
except I won't, this Natalie Portman ripoff CANNOT compel me, you hear me OP? i CANNOT be compellllleeeeddddd.
Anonymous No.212527070 >>212527150 >>212549335
>>212526980
>What did she see in him?
Orlando Bloom was peak heartthrob at that time. Between this and LOTR he was slinging dick to so many teen girls.
Anonymous No.212527133 >>212532450 >>212551297
3 is the most fun
Anonymous No.212527142
>>212527058
>this Natalie Portman ripoff CANNOT compel me
>i CANNOT be compellllleeeeddddd.
Anonymous No.212527149 >>212527696
>FOUR FOURRRRRRRSAAHHH
Anonymous No.212527150
>>212527070
Gotta say Bloom has done well going through some primo bitches
Anonymous No.212527197 >>212527355 >>212527696 >>212547009
TWELVE SIXES
Anonymous No.212527272 >>212528825
>wow, if CGI today is this good, imagine how it will look in 20 years!
Anonymous No.212527355
>>212527197
Bro is retarded ;(
Anonymous No.212527390
>>212526980
Jack was a criminal with no future
Anonymous No.212527401
never seen it
Anonymous No.212527420
Even with the β€˜decline’ in quality the original Pirates movie shit on every single modern day production

1 = 2 = 3’s Ship Fight > 3
Anonymous No.212527436
I only like Dead Man's Chest.
Anonymous No.212527440 >>212545587
>>212526828 (OP)
i just cant take whiteoids in heroic/strong roles. feels unrealistic to me
Anonymous No.212527462 >>212527825
for me it's the original
Anonymous No.212527467
>>212526980
>”Oh no this secretly a bad boy Blacksmith my father would never approve of is hopelessly devoted to me”

Nigger have you even met a woman before?
Anonymous No.212527548
>>212526828 (OP)
Already watched it yesterday, so I'm not gonna watch it again today.
Anonymous No.212527687
>>212526828 (OP)
Hm, no, I think I'm gonna watch The Hole instead.
Anonymous No.212527696 >>212527779 >>212528662 >>212529067 >>212532642 >>212546924 >>212548920 >>212549779 >>212556446
>>212527149
>>212527197
I still have no idea how to play this
Anonymous No.212527779
>>212527696
ONE ONES
Anonymous No.212527825 >>212546448 >>212549680
>>212527462
Looks like Mazzy Star and her big muff.
Anonymous No.212527826
>>212526828 (OP)
I liked her at first, then barfed when I saw what was under her top. She has the saddest tits of all time
Anonymous No.212527920 >>212527976 >>212528244 >>212534375 >>212542978 >>212546348 >>212546396 >>212546569
>>212526828 (OP)
Going to watch the first 3 on my flight tomorrow. Downloaded them to my phone. Its gonna be kino.
Anonymous No.212527976
>>212527920
Oi mate, you gotta loicense for them phonekinos?
Anonymous No.212528009 >>212528218 >>212549794
>>212526980
Jack wasn't interested, that whole botched love triangle was just there as a challenge for the main couple
Anonymous No.212528218 >>212528323 >>212528325
>>212528009
Jack always was keen to have it up jacksy. A lil fruity in the booty if you catch my meaning. Too much sugar in his tank.
Anonymous No.212528244
>>212527920
Such a sadness
Anonymous No.212528275
>>212526828 (OP)
Ok
Anonymous No.212528310 >>212528491 >>212546201
>>212526828 (OP)
Is it the eyes? Is it the nose? Is it the mouth? Is it all three full force?
Anonymous No.212528323
>>212528218
he jus a sugerplum luggin dat cake
Anonymous No.212528325
>>212528218
yeah he's a bit fruity. Every time they try pairing him with a woman it just doesn't work
Anonymous No.212528328
>>212526828 (OP)
Yes, Ha ha ha, YES!
Anonymous No.212528491
>>212528310
>Is it the eyes? Is it the nose? Is it the mouth? Is it all three full force?
Yes.
Anonymous No.212528551 >>212534278
>>212526980
Imagine how terrible Jack must smell. The most realistic reaction in the film to Jack's presence was the Governor at the end when he gets right up in his face.
Anonymous No.212528628 >>212528703 >>212528714 >>212529037
>>212526828 (OP)
Anonymous No.212528656
Three Sixes
Anonymous No.212528662
>>212527696
Name 2 numbers
Anonymous No.212528703
>>212528628
It made her more attractive though
Anonymous No.212528714
>>212528628
uncanny
Anonymous No.212528815
>>212526828 (OP)
KINO
Honestly though a lot of potc is kino besides Keira.
Anonymous No.212528825 >>212529584
>>212527272
This was back before all CGI was outsourced to slave caste jeets
Anonymous No.212528950 >>212532827
It's crazy how optimistic we were at the time. Movie tech had recently crossed that line to the point where it felt like they could do anything. We were so spoiled we actually all thought At World's End was mid when it came out. I recently rewatched this for the first time and after a decade of slop it feels like a fucking all time classic blockbuster.
Anonymous No.212529037
>>212528628
Gross.
Anonymous No.212529067 >>212529122 >>212529198 >>212532766 >>212533666 >>212546276 >>212557626
>>212527696
All players roll some dice. You know what dice you have but you do not know what dice everyone else has.
Starting in turn order, the first player makes a bet about how many of a given number are present in the total results of all players. The next player must either bet a higher amount OR call the previous player a liar. When a player is eventually called a liar, the results of all players are revealed and if there were less than the claimed number of the given value, the player who made the bet loses (and the player who called them a liar wins). If there are at least the correct number of the number bet then the person who called the player a liar loses (and the player who made the bet wins).
Anonymous No.212529122
>>212529067
SEVEN FOURS
Anonymous No.212529135
>>212526828 (OP)
8 yo me had such a crush on her
Anonymous No.212529138 >>212529261 >>212529338 >>212529444
neck slut
Anonymous No.212529182
>>212526828 (OP)
Nah nigga
Anonymous No.212529183
>>212526828 (OP)
sticckino
Anonymous No.212529198
>>212529067
two-hundred threes
Anonymous No.212529261 >>212529444 >>212533817 >>212543751 >>212549830
>>212529138
Her neck game is on point.
Anonymous No.212529287 >>212529323 >>212529508 >>212529842 >>212530085 >>212539834 >>212548461 >>212551334 >>212551356 >>212562758
>This was CGI from 2006
How the fuck has it only gotten worse since then?
Anonymous No.212529323 >>212529842
>>212529287
Because they outsourced everything to Poo now.
Anonymous No.212529338
>>212529138
slut slut
Anonymous No.212529444 >>212556058
>>212529138
>>212529261
today i will remind them
Anonymous No.212529489
there was a sense of adventure and child-like wander in these movies that seems completely non-existent these days
Anonymous No.212529508 >>212529842 >>212531431 >>212532365
>>212529287
because that was made by a team of nerdy white men and everything nowadays is made by godless indians
Anonymous No.212529577 >>212531477 >>212545635 >>212549335 >>212551250 >>212558157
>>212526980
Bloom
>good natured
>hard working apprentice but still has time for jokes and personality
>handsome, fit, has a career and a future
>gets wrapped up in dangerous circumstances and fully embraces the role without losing his honor
Jack
>literal alchie
>literal skeleton zombie
>criminal
>doesn’t bathe
>career is based in illegal activity, actively a wanted man
>doesn’t give a shit about anyone until the last moment
Anonymous No.212529584
>>212528825
>slave caste jeets
Don't be redundant. Just jeets.
Anonymous No.212529842 >>212529879 >>212530085
>>212529287
>>212529323
>>212529508
it's the same with video games and everything
Anonymous No.212529879
>>212529842
MH fanboys are retarded. Rise was such a shit game it should have been a clear indication of what was to come next
Anonymous No.212530085 >>212530154 >>212530627 >>212551387 >>212555609
>>212529287
>>212529842
It's honestly painful to have been born to see early 2000s advancements and then see all of the advancements just vanish due to corporate greed and trying to get everything done cheaper. Genuinely wish india could be nuked from existence.
Anonymous No.212530154 >>212551387
>>212530085
Modern cinema is still carried by 2000s optimism. Back then anything was able to be made so there's still a ton of people who now just instinctively get excited for latest live action version without even remembering why.
Anonymous No.212530627
>>212530085
I fucking hate India with every fibber in my body
Anonymous No.212531431
>>212529508
More or less this
Let's replace the civilization builders with people who have never built civilization
Anonymous No.212531477
>>212529577
>Jack
sounds like someone a woman would pick desu senpai
Anonymous No.212531489 >>212531510 >>212534952
>>212526828 (OP)
i went to england once. that's not what english women look like
Anonymous No.212531510
>>212531489
Yeah they're all black and brown
Anonymous No.212531616 >>212531975 >>212532703
I didnt watch the last two. Are they any good? I think Johnny Depp seemed a bit out of his element.
Anonymous No.212531975
>>212531616
Depends on what you mean by "the last two".
>the last two PotC films
lol, no
>the last two films of the first PotC trilogy
Yes, they're amazing.
Anonymous No.212532235 >>212532671 >>212535421 >>212546541 >>212549719 >>212551410
Imo, Naomi Harris in her Tia Dalma costume is the hottest chick of that trilogy by far.
Anonymous No.212532285
>>212526828 (OP)
Dead Man's Chest is the best one.
Anonymous No.212532365 >>212541564 >>212556874
>>212529508
>godless indians
They actively worship demons in India
The poop demon is their main object of worship
Anonymous No.212532450
>>212527133
3 is such a weird confusing mess of a movie but god damn if the maelstrom fight isn't one of my favorite action set pieces ever.
Anonymous No.212532642
>>212527696
Obviously you never played the first red dead redemption.
Everyone rolls a handful of dice under a cup (so only you can see your dice.
A player starts and says A number on the die face (1-6), and how many of those dice are showing on the table.
At first its easy, you can say "One four" and no one is going to call because there are probably one four showing under all the players cups.
The next guy has to call a new number, but it has to be a HIGHER number of die, or more number of dice.
EG: First guy says One Four, the next guy needs to say Two (or more) fours, or One (any number of die more than 4) like One Five.
As you go around the table you have to escalate the number of possible dice you're guessing.
If at any point someone calls your bluff, everyone shows their dice, and if the person was lying they lose a dice, but if they were telling the truth you lose a dice.
Then you start the next round where the loser has 1 less die, which makes it easier to call them out since you control more of a percent of the dice on the table.
Anonymous No.212532671
>>212532235
>her teeth
thats a deal breaker
Anonymous No.212532683 >>212533797 >>212534217 >>212544865 >>212545794
>>212526828 (OP)
>OMG GUISE! IS THAT A GOOD LOOKING WOMAN!!??? OMG!!!! I'M GOING TO GIVE MY MONEY TO THE JEWS NOW!!!! YOU SHOULD TOO GUISE!!!!!
Anonymous No.212532703 >>212532912 >>212540599
>>212531616
I didn’t watch the one with Blackbeard but the ghost pirate one with YAG SBARRO man was fucking terrible. A completely pointless story that didn’t really add anything to the series. Also it was so painfully obvious that Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly were only in it to cash a paycheck. They’re in something like two scenes each and I don’t think Keira has a single line of dialogue. And then it ends with an insultingly retarded sequel hook
Anonymous No.212532735 >>212549901
The voting scene in Pirates 3 is absurdly kino for an otherwise mid film
Anonymous No.212532766
>>212529067
eleventy-one trillions
Anonymous No.212532794 >>212550627
>>212526828 (OP)
These movies are like the lord of the rings trilogy compared to the garbage modern Hollywood puts out now
Anonymous No.212532827
>>212528950
This. I just rewatched 1-3. They aged amazingly
Anonymous No.212532912 >>212537204 >>212551451
>>212532703
>I didn’t watch the one with Blackbeard
Its not a good movie, but its worth watching just for Geoffrey Rush hamming it up.
Anonymous No.212533666 >>212533914 >>212546316
>>212529067
Still don’t get it
Anonymous No.212533797 >>212545794
>>212532683
This, goyim are literally cattle, the final black pill is realizing jews are right.
Anonymous No.212533817
>>212529261
MY FUCKING DICK
Anonymous No.212533914 >>212534589 >>212547737
>>212533666
https://dudo.ai/
(this version treats 1's as wild (which is new to me), but you should be able to figure it out after a few hands.
Trooth Bombz "Black in the Dayz" from /asp/ !ntxFr6SCLM No.212534052
>>212527012
I don't have the technical knowledge to know what I'm talking about but the films look completely different in terms of . . . color grading or lens type I don't fucking know. They do NOT look like they were filmed back to back by the same crew with the same cameras.
At World's End still gets a couple points from me for the brutal tentacle death out of nowhere and the Will and Elizabeth ending filtering people who can't pay attention.
Anonymous No.212534217 >>212534382
>>212532683
what are you talking about retard
we pirate everything here
Anonymous No.212534278 >>212538275
>>212528551
Why would he smell bad he swims in the ocean constantly
Anonymous No.212534327
>SEXOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.212534342
erm......how a pirate have perfect teeth? *cinemasins ding*
Anonymous No.212534375
>>212527920
>watching 9 hours of movies on a phone
you guys really do this?
Anonymous No.212534382 >>212545842
>>212534217
He just wanted an excuse to bring up da joos
Anonymous No.212534589 >>212536160
>>212533914
>call ai a liar instnatly
>win every time
???
Anonymous No.212534630
>>212526828 (OP)
I always loved the colored chick from this movie. Anna Maria or something. Shame she wasn't in the sequels.
Anonymous No.212534952
>>212531489
I went once too, and the food and women were fine. Those are just memes I think.
Anonymous No.212535421
>>212532235
I don't remember making this post
Anonymous No.212535760
>>212526828 (OP)
I want to know what it taste's like.......
Anonymous No.212536160
>>212534589
Not my experience. The AI is pretty bad, but the wildcard has fucked me a few times.
Red Dead Redemption is a liars dice and horseshoes simulator with a cowboy minigame attached.
Anonymous No.212536185
>>212526828 (OP)
You will now watch James Gunn's Superman this Friday. Tickets are selling out fast!
Anonymous No.212536293
>>212526828 (OP)

Hated the love triangle bullshit. Women love that in movies but I can't stand it.
Anonymous No.212536369 >>212545680
>>212526828 (OP)
Anonymous No.212536470 >>212547657
Dead Man's Chest will redpill you on women. One of the most accurate portrayals of a femoid. Not only the end where she backstabs him but for half of movie where she is flirting with him and setting him up to have a false sense of security with her.
Anonymous No.212537204 >>212537321
>>212532912
His career got canceled because he touched an actresses breast in a stage play while method acting. Guy is a very underrated actor
Anonymous No.212537321 >>212537559
>>212537204
He sued the shit out of the paper and won a big fat sweet payout.
Anonymous No.212537559
>>212537321
Good for him.
Eat the apple nice....
Anonymous No.212537742 >>212539182 >>212539882
Natalie Portman as a Pirate you say?

I'd Keel Haul her if you know what I mean and scrub her barnacles too.
Anonymous No.212537826
>>212526828 (OP)
1>4>2>3>5
Anonymous No.212537969 >>212544404
Anonymous No.212538141
>>212526828 (OP)
I like pirate shit and all that, but I'm sorry I still won't. She has a nice face, but her body looks like a plank.
Anonymous No.212538241
>generating retarded slop instead of just posting pictures from the fucking movies
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.212538275 >>212548802
>>212534278
So do fish, do they smell good?
Anonymous No.212539182
>>212537742
>I'd Keel Haul her
Ha ha yeah bro
>I'm pretending I don't know what this means
>if you know
Fuck yeah homie
>I don't know
>and scrub her barnacles too
Hel yeah same dog
>I don't know what this means
>Scared
Anonymous No.212539505
hmm, peanut
Anonymous No.212539541 >>212540491 >>212549891
For me it's Zoe from the 1st film
Anonymous No.212539834
>>212529287
Outsourced all special effects to warehouses full of Indians

It use to be all white men with a passion to make art. Just look at most movies in the 80's and 90's compared to the green screen slop of the last 15 years
Anonymous No.212539882
>>212537742
Good girls don't have barnacles.
Anonymous No.212540491
>>212539541
Not blue enough
Anonymous No.212540599 >>212545722
>>212532703
Only the first two are any good. People who say the third one is good are just baiting retards who like saying :D :D :D :D GUD BUDINESS D: D:D: ad nauseam.
Anonymous No.212541564
>>212532365
Indians are weird. The bhagavad gita basically says there is one true god above all and the rest are sub gods and to not worship them although they can help you but they do it anyway.
Anonymous No.212542978 >>212545707 >>212546709
>>212527920
Get the fan edit for 2 and 3 it improves the third movie especially so much
Anonymous No.212543751
>>212529261
suddenly there I was. In the Pirates of the Caribbean thread, on /tv/, with a boner.
Anonymous No.212543807
>>212526828 (OP)
The negresses are way hotter in these movies
Anonymous No.212543828
>>212526828 (OP)
I unironically consider Curse of the black pearl to be a perfect movie. It's endlessly rewatchable.
Anonymous No.212544312
>>212526828 (OP)
>You will now watch Pirates of the Caribbean

No. They don't show her ass and I love her ass.
Anonymous No.212544394
>>212526828 (OP)
god I love tall skinny English girls so much bros
Anonymous No.212544404
>>212537969
4 non blondes?
Anonymous No.212544435
>>212526828 (OP)
Why was she was so hot while crossdressing here? Really gave off sexy tomboy vibes.
Anonymous No.212544516 >>212544978 >>212546233 >>212548690
>>212526828 (OP)
>natalie portman with no tits ass or personality
Anonymous No.212544677 >>212544709 >>212546201
>>212526828 (OP)
She gave me a fetish for white women in oriental clothing.
Anonymous No.212544709
>>212544677
Based.
Anonymous No.212544865
>>212532683
take your meds sir
Anonymous No.212544978
>>212544516
prettier face though. Also Natalie has no tits or ass either
Anonymous No.212545023
>>212526828 (OP)
Too skinny, sorry.
Anonymous No.212545587
>>212527440
shouldn't you be blowing up hospitals in Gaza instead of posting here?
Anonymous No.212545635 >>212546266
>>212529577
>>literal skeleton zombie
>>criminal
>>career is based in illegal activity, actively a wanted man
>>doesn’t give a shit about anyone
In women's eyes those those things only make him hotter.
Anonymous No.212545680 >>212545783
>>212536369
>Trying to hide her flat chest with a sword
Lmao
Anonymous No.212545707 >>212546953
>>212542978
>Get the fan edit for 2 and 3 it improves the third movie especially so much
Which ones are those? It's about time for a rewatch of the trilogy and I've only ever seen the regular versions.
Anonymous No.212545722
>>212540599
>Only the first two are any good.
Yeah. The third one had great production design and CGI, but the script was dogshit.
Anonymous No.212545783
>>212545680
A cup titties are the best titties.
Anonymous No.212545794
>>212532683
>>212533797
can you two kikels just get a room
Anonymous No.212545842
>>212534382
yes, he's playing the bad obnoxious antisemite and we're all supposed to hate him, we get the ploy
Anonymous No.212545857
Boobstrap Bill, yeew ar a liah and you will spend an eteniti on this ship-ah
Anonymous No.212546201
>>212544677
>>212526828 (OP)
>>212528310
blonde hair and brown eyes does it for me
Anonymous No.212546233 >>212547874
>>212544516
>natalie portman
>personality
shes a jewish robot
Anonymous No.212546266
>>212545635
these are the things I look for in a woman too
Anonymous No.212546276 >>212546576 >>212548651
>>212529067
How is it lying though? You don't actually know until the reveal, a bad guess isn't a lie.
Anonymous No.212546281 >>212546331
>tfw no british aristocrat gf
sadly im just a lowly pleb with a regional american accent so this will never be a reality for me
Anonymous No.212546316
>>212533666
https://youtu.be/T44LuxdH0iw?si=YlhhZT3sOaWx-qEb
some guy made a pretty indepth video about it
Anonymous No.212546331 >>212546456
>>212546281
>housenigger type meme
Anonymous No.212546348
>>212527920
rewatched the first movie on my last flight and damn what a kino
Anonymous No.212546396
>>212527920
It's insane that brainlets hated the original trilogy. They're the reason the later movies got dumbed down to sub-toddler level.
Anonymous No.212546448
>>212527825
oh my, a fellow connoisseur; how do you do?
Anonymous No.212546456
>>212546331
whats a pleb gonna do?
Anonymous No.212546506
>>212526828 (OP)
Kiera Knightley's commentary is hilarious.
Anonymous No.212546515 >>212550676
>>212526828 (OP)
This bitch was the only reason to watch the fifth one.
Anonymous No.212546541 >>212551559
>>212532235
I like the mermaid :P
Anonymous No.212546569
>>212527920
You wouldn't download a car.
Anonymous No.212546576
>>212546276
It's because you're supposed to bluff (lie). Say you have 1 2 4 5, snd you say "four sixes". You're indicating to the other players that you have some sixes, when you don't have any.
Anonymous No.212546709 >>212546953
>>212542978
do they have a tag?
Anonymous No.212546924
>>212527696
It's literally get but using POTC
Anonymous No.212546953 >>212547078 >>212557537
>>212545707
>>212546709
http://faneditsdesamuelbarilla.blogspot.com/2014/09/pirates-of-caribbean-extended-editions.html

The edit turns AWE from a 6/10 to a 8-9/10. Only donwside is one of the crucial scenes didn't have its special effects finished but its worth it.

DMC extended is also nice but not as necessary.
Anonymous No.212547009 >>212551276
>>212527197
>Six... millions...
Anonymous No.212547078
>>212546953
Hmm looks like a bunch of the dead man's chest files are missing. Oh well all the world's end rars seem to be there. Thanks for the link anon.
Anonymous No.212547657 >>212548609
>>212536470
That is how women fight men.
They can't beat them physically, but they can manipulate them with femininity and sensuality.
Anonymous No.212547737 >>212547765 >>212548027
>>212533914
Am I dumb? How did he win? There are only two fours, but has the one highlighted and says four fours is correct.
Why is it including the ones?
Anonymous No.212547765 >>212547828
>>212547737
Read the post you quoted, moran.
Anonymous No.212547783
>>212526828 (OP)
Pretty face but flat as a 13 year old boy
Anonymous No.212547828 >>212547914
>>212547765
I don't get it, is there some weird rule?
Anonymous No.212547874 >>212550499 >>212551405
>>212546233
that's cute
Anonymous No.212547914 >>212548338
>>212547828
You are mentally retarded.
Anonymous No.212548027 >>212548338
>>212547737
Aren't you the monkey?
Anonymous No.212548338
>>212547914
OK :(

>>212548027
Yeah, I guess the Monkey is me and the Robot is him.
Anonymous No.212548342 >>212549691
>>212526828 (OP)
Keira Knightly is relentlessly beautiful
Anonymous No.212548390
>>212526828 (OP)
How did a movie about a theme park ride become one of the greatest trilogies of all time?
Anonymous No.212548416
>>212526980
t. alcoholic philandering sociopath who women have begun to dislike
Anonymous No.212548423 >>212549007 >>212552194 >>212562091
>>212526828 (OP)
she literally has a body of a 12 year old boy
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>>212526828 (OP)

https://youtu.be/lZMfe4qnoKU?t=30

no i won't
Anonymous No.212548461 >>212561200
>>212529287
That's nothing. Go watch A Bug's Life (1999) and then try to watch some modern cartoon CGI.
Anonymous No.212548609 >>212551050
>>212547657
I fucking love it so much when women manipulate me with femininity and sensuality.
Anonymous No.212548651
>>212546276
>you have fuck all 3s
>say 4 3s
>other players who might have 3s assume you have 3s of your own to safely make the bet
>they use their own 3s to make an even larger bet
>call them a liar because you don't in fact have the 3s they were relying on
Anonymous No.212548690 >>212551740 >>212558007
>>212544516
I don't understand how people think they look alike apart from getting memed by Phantom Menace. Keira also has an extremely cute British accent. Her in Love Actually is definitely top 10 Keira Knightley movies (and also Bend It Like Beckham)
Anonymous No.212548802
>>212538275
this is actually a pretty stupid argument and the other anon was right, he probably wouldn't smell that bad. His breath would be terrible.
Anonymous No.212548875
>>212526828 (OP)
Of course I will.
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>>212527696
once you play leisure suit larry 7, you will be forced to learn. you basically have to up the bet at every turn or challenge the bet and then check for lies. snakeeyes are wildcards and count towards your bet. you can even loose and buy back dice you lost in a bet. it's not hard but not as easy either. very fun when its strip liars dice
Anonymous No.212549007
>>212548423
There's no need to convince me further; I already love her dearly.
Anonymous No.212549335
>>212526980
>>212527070
>>212529577
It is wild how it took until Carnival Row for me to realize that Orlando Bloom is completely, physically incapable of acting.
I guess generic action movie roles are a good way to hide it, but I'm still impressed how long he kept the illusion going.
Anonymous No.212549680
>>212527825
Genevieve Bujold in Swashbuckler (1976)
Anonymous No.212549689
>>212526828 (OP)
looks fake blonde
Anonymous No.212549691
>>212548342
Saar
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>>212532235
I want to fuck her while Keira Knightley eats her ass, if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.212549779 >>212556446
>>212527696
whats the game called?
Anonymous No.212549794
>>212528009
what botched love triangle?
Anonymous No.212549830
>>212529261
like watching a ridley scott movie
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>>212539541
You're daft, lady.
Anonymous No.212549901
>>212532735
>voting
do americans really?
Anonymous No.212550499 >>212551405
>>212547874
Imagine how nice it would feel to give her an orgasm. Just watching her lie there smiling in pleasure and just feeling so good for her that she gets to feel so nice, and having a big smile on your face knowing how happy she is in that moment and that you caused it :)
Anonymous No.212550627
>>212532794
Only 3 was bad. It still is, but people defend it for "reasons."
Anonymous No.212550676 >>212551096
>>212546515
Why does hollywood act like this was ever a major fashion trend and not something like 1% of the population did at the time?
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>>212548609
delete this
Anonymous No.212551096
>>212550676
What, horology?
Anonymous No.212551250
>>212529577
You just described Pete Davidson, and guess how many baddies that man had pulled?
Anonymous No.212551276
>>212547009
>YOU’RE A LIAR AND A GOYEM
>AND YOU WILL SPEND AN ETERNITY IN DIVERSIFIED SECTION 8 HOUSING
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>>212527133
When you really dig into the story hell yeah 3 is the best. A lot of people don’t realize the effort and background story is in the trilogy and how well it works together. They literally filmed 2 and 3 at the same time, which is why it’s so consistent and good. Every time I rewatch the trilogy I learn something new.
Anonymous No.212551318
>>212526828 (OP)
What are some other Keira Knightley kino for me to watch?
Anonymous No.212551334 >>212551393
>>212529287
>the technology is the same, there’s just…less in it
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>>212529287
Can he run Crysis?
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>>212530085
>>212530154
This very much. Cinemas are 1 foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel these days. The reboots and 7nth sequels are coming in reeeeal desperate the last few years. As much as I may enjoy seeing some theaters go under and studios get what they deserve, I’m afraid once they’re gone they’ll never come back. Once the studios hit the fan and the theaters go out of business to streaming, movie kino will never recover. It’ll be AI and Poo CGI
Anonymous No.212551393 >>212551529
>>212551334
If we had any kind of decency, we'd remove CG from their path
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>>212547874
>>212550499
context?
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>>212532235
You’re telling me that’s NOT Rhianna??
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>>212532912
On a recent watch of the trilogy I realized how much he carry’s the movies. He’s the core center of the pirate theme. Jack and all the other characters horse around making jokes and use more modern humor while Barbosa keeps it true to form as the gold standard. It’s why I love his character so much and why I hate the fourth movie with a passion.
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>>212551393
>if no one were in the theaters they’d be no need to guard the CG
Anonymous No.212551559 >>212551590 >>212551608
>>212546541
I also liked mermaids. Mermaids and Spanish were the best part in fourth one, and the reason i like that movie
Anonymous No.212551590 >>212551608
>>212551559
I liked the intro of the mermaids with the singing, that was pretty neat
Anonymous No.212551608 >>212551694 >>212551739 >>212562149
>>212551559
>>212551590
>no cute, shy, topless mermaid gf
Why even sail the seven seas, Arg
Anonymous No.212551694 >>212551755
>>212551608
My dick just twitches when the mermaid says "sailor boy"
Anonymous No.212551739 >>212551784 >>212556081
>>212551608
This subplot really went nowhere
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>>212548690
she's so unbelievably pretty it's hard to imagine she's human
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>>212551694
she says say hello
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>>212551739
Yeah but she pretty. And I loved all the shy β€œcovering her naked body” enf scenes.
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>>212548423
>where do you think you are?
Anonymous No.212552766
>>212526828 (OP)
Last bump for the pirate thread. Yarg
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>>212553624
>I'M ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>212553624
>>212553784
this boyfaced bitch always acts with her teefh all over the place its very distracting
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>>212553624
More like Michael Assbender
Anonymous No.212555291 >>212555401 >>212556105
Okay, now I'll watch your movie.
I hope he's dead for good this time.
Anonymous No.212555401 >>212555553
>>212555291
No one is ever dead for good. He will return with spider legs.
Anonymous No.212555553 >>212556969
>>212555401
Well, if it's going to fit the nautical theme, then they probably should be crab legs.
Barbosa doesn't strike me as someone who would join Davy Jones' Locker.
But, I suppose you can never tell.
Anonymous No.212555609
>>212530085
>Genuinely wish india could be nuked from existence.
A man can dream.
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>>212529444
The GOAT. Literally.
Anonymous No.212556081
>>212551739
Uhh it got resolved quite nicely. She saved him
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>>212555291
He's so evil hell itself spat him back out, anon.
Anonymous No.212556307 >>212556878 >>212557018 >>212563067
>>212526828 (OP)
Were people upset when this first came out?
Like the anti-woke crowd, were they throwing a hissyfit about a woman being crowned pirate king and leading the pirate fleet back then?

I feel like if this came out nowadays people would be mad about it.
Anonymous No.212556446
>>212527696
>everyone rolls dice
>bet on a total number of dice like "(there are at least) FOUR FOURS (on the table)"
>next player can either call you a liar (because he thinks there aren't that many 4's) OR raise (either the amount of 4's or change it to 5's or 6's)
>a round ends when someone calls a bluff, if they're right the accused loses a die, if they're wrong they themselves lose a die
>game ends when only one player has dice left

>>212549779
liar's dice
Anonymous No.212556874
>>212532365
so nurgle ?
Anonymous No.212556878
>>212556307
Didn't sound that way.
Of course the internet landscape wasn't like what it is today.
I think most people panned it for being shit, desu.
https://youtu.be/DIXZPDd9jUU?si=Fy-gwtUKZPB-wGRm
Anonymous No.212556969 >>212557082
>>212555553
>wouldnt join DV crew
They wrote him to join to British navy and be a total bitch in the 4th movie so
Anonymous No.212557018
>>212556307
I can’t imagine so. She has a decent character progression and doesn’t do much more than you’d expect of her. She’s relatively useless in the first movie, then picks up some stuff in the second, and becomes decently involved in pirate affairs in the third. Back then they knew how to grow characters to be cool, instead of just making it happen in 30 minutes.
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>>212526828 (OP)
I'm ready to play again.
Anonymous No.212557042
.....price?
*pop*
Anonymous No.212557049 >>212557385
>>212526980
Jack has literally never had sex
Anonymous No.212557082
>>212556969
Yeah, but it was a second chance at life after a resurrection.
Plus, he has kid now, who's on their way to have one themselves.
It's a whole thing, and he did a lot. He got to live the highlife. He died a death worthy of a pirate: being claimed by the sea.
Really, he's done. Like, shit.
Anonymous No.212557385
>>212557049
He's just like me!
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>>212529067
FIVE SHMILLION SHEKEROOS
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>>212548690
They're both thin and white and most autists here are faceblind
Anonymous No.212558157
>>212529577
it's the Luke/Han dynamic. Innocent wide-eyed hero boy vs grizzled cynical morally grey mercenary. One you identify with/have a crush on when you're 12, the other when you're 24.
Anonymous No.212558171 >>212558528 >>212559692
fan edit faggots are just like creeps that play video games with mods. you want something to change that wasn't meant to be changed. it's transexual behavior.
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>>212558171
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>>212553624
for me, it's her big, puffy areolas
Anonymous No.212561057 >>212561344
>You will now watch Pirates of the Caribbean
You will now watch me dump my Pirates of the Caribbean folder.
Anonymous No.212561200
>>212548461
Bug's Life looks archaic compared to modern animated movies.
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>>212561057
I NEED to lick that tummi
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>>212561464
I'm masturbating rn and its your fault anon
Its your fault
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>>212561509
>"You are doing WHAT...and having WHAT kind of thoughts while you're doing 'it'...to the governors DAUGHTER?"
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>I'M FINALLY DONE WITH THIS FRANCHISEEEEE
Anonymous No.212561965
>>212561509
I don't think there has ever been a movie that has captured the essence of a love triangle/square better than this series ever did. All of their motivations is over Elizabeth.

You got Will who will ultimately win her hand and who we're all rooting for because his love for her is pure. She saved his life as a boy, literally like an angel to him. You got Jack who is the rogue and would sweep Elizabeth off her feet but get bored quick and dump her off at Tortuga. And then you got Norrington who would give her a good life, but his love is his duty and his empire and as much as he says he loves Elizabeth, she's ultimately a breeding cow for his sons to ultimately join him in the navy. The kind of writing to make something like that play out over the course of three movies to come to the conclusion that it did that satisfies everyone in someway with the audience included is something that Disney will never possess that capacity to execute ever again.
Anonymous No.212561970 >>212563787
>>212561464
>remove….please
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>>212548423
>face needs no manipulation
fucking GOAT. I will suck her nipples right off her ironing board chest
Anonymous No.212562149 >>212562228
>>212551608
>mermaid stories
>beautiful women
>pull men to their deaths
what did our ancestors mean by this?
Anonymous No.212562228
>>212562149
>what did our ancestors mean by this?
Don't questions and buy her a $9,000 piece of jewelry she'll wear once
Anonymous No.212562280
>>212526828 (OP)
never watched them fully, just ~15 min here and here on tv
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Anonymous No.212562342 >>212562389 >>212562390
The 00s were crazy for adventure flicks, I hope this trend comes around again sometime in the future, hopefully without modern sensibilities.
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>>212562342
arent you enjoying Sperman and Jurassic?
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>>212562342
I so badly want a resurrection of either Greek hero quests or Egyptian gods and mummies. Those are easily my favorite themes.
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>>212562389
Not really. I've never been a fan of super hero flicks and JP has run its course a long time ago.
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>>212529287
Without the wetness it's nothing special.
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>>212562801
Always loved this shot, with the lens flare and everything. And how the music picks up. God I love this movies
Anonymous No.212563067
>>212556307
>Like the anti-woke crowd
Zoomers were either not born yet or at most like 7-8 years old and hadn't yet been given collective brain damage by the internet. Same with millenials, they were too busy looking for emo gfs on myspace and laughing at epic lord of the rings meme to get mad at movies and tv.
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>>212563418
Do you have the shot from the first movie where the whole line of undead pirates are walking under water. It goes so hard
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>>212561509
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>>212563935
Peak PoC scene
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>>212527012

>three shit

Absolutely fucking filtered scum
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>>212527012
The only problem three had was that it was bloated and overstayed its welcome while meanderingly tying up the storylines, giving everyone a big speech and scene and relying too much on CGI more so than needed. 3 was fine, but I wouldn't call it shit.
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>>212563856
oh my
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>>212563608
later in the park