Thread 212530366

Sydney Sweeney is successful because she’s not beautiful. Because she’s accessible. She looks like she could’ve been your babysitter or your best friend’s older sister or the lifeguard at your pool. She doesn’t look like the garden variety lip-filler-and-Botox influencer chick, she looks real.

Sydney is the epitomization of American beauty.

4/10 catnip for bengalis

yep shes on the cusp of average. Very girl next door thats part of the allure. She looks familiar, someone at school you fantasized about.

I've got Sweeney fatigue.

Can she be my babysitter now?

No, she's just hot but not bogged. In a world where every stupid whore is getting buccal fat removal and Botox and stupid lip fillers, a regular hot girl with big tits mogs.

You telling me you would cream her ice?

Nice stolen Twitter post

>>212530638
The bitch is shilling for Baskin Robbins now? This is why I and many others have SWEENEY FATIGUE.

>>212530366 (OP)
I want to fuck this woman

Good Lord, is she plumping up?
fingers crossed...

>>212530508
Delicious pits
She’s hot, you’re all gay.

>>212530366 (OP)
she is, in fact, beautiful. if all she had on her dating profile were shoulders up portraits she would not have trouble finding guys in any country on the planet

>stars in a variety of stuff
>Stars in good and bad stuff
>Embraces her sex appeal in and out of the tabloids
>Has borne her breasts
>Pleasant when she gives her opinion and doesn't blame her viewers/potential fans
She's very much a trad actress in a lot of ways
Just good vibes

>>212530366 (OP)
Fat fuck

>>212530366 (OP)
fridge

>>212530366 (OP)
>>212530508
>>212530638
>>212530707
That's a man

the cashier at my local walmart mogs her

Boobs are fucking awesome, but well-shaped boobs are simply majestic, which Sydney has in spades.

>>212530508
Its called homosexuality

>>212531058
>>212531085
>>212531089
very very very gay

>>212530366 (OP)
>>212530849
thank god she isn't starving herself and losing her youthful good looks like all the other hollywood bitches

She could stand to put on a few pounds.

>>212530366 (OP)
Yeah, but what about the killer bod? Not even just the tits.

>>212530508
Based

>>212530366 (OP)
She's part of the israeli psyop that swept Trump back into office.

>>212530707
I came

>>212530366 (OP)
Who cares? Justice for the children

>>212530366 (OP)
I’d take this over any of the “women” the incels of /tv/ proclaim 10/10

>>212530366 (OP)
>she’s accessible
This is untrue. Titbags raise even a fat munters self worth to "I can cop a chad" status.

>>212530366 (OP)
>uses "accessible" when he means "attainable"
>uses "epitomization" when he means "epitome"

Hello ESL shitskin Rojesh. I hope you are enjoying yourself gooning to white women online. Maybe one day when you're stinking up the local Starbucks you'll see one in person.

>>212532009
>uses "accessible" when he means "attainable"
He means "easy to enter". His usage of accessible was correct.

>>212530366 (OP)
I'm 9 years older than her but masturbate to her regularly and call her mommy

>>212530366 (OP)
>another tranny seethe masquerading as "incel chud" thread

you'll never come close to her looks, bro

>>212532121
I know. I've been watching you do it

>>212530849
Mr Brosnan, I want to believe. But the world is a horrible place and I don't think we would ever get that lucky.