>His submersible is light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He descends in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Stockton. He is descending, descending..... He says that he will never die.

Avatar 4 will feature a retarded engineer/CEO named Cockhead Mush who tries to dive Pandora's ocean and dies comically.

> Piranha II: The Spawning

>I saw it happen actually. I was tailing them the whole way down there. It was a beautiful silent massacre. I barely felt the pulse while I was reclining in my structurally durable vessel. Some of the red paste got smeared on the side but I hosed off their remains later

What is this guy's problem??

>it's a shame when they go young like that

> I am not glad he is dead , I am glad he is gone.

>Yea I see them. Powering up torpedo launchers. 3. 2. 1. Fire. Target destroyed

The ocean King has claimed their souls

> Avatar 2 . This was written by AI, right? That's the only explanation I can find for this monstrosity. The script was laughably bad, like, bad sitcom kind of bad. I don't know how it makes sense that their kids, who have only grown up around other na'vi and na'vi children, have grown up as bratty, squabbling, western children. There's no culture left in this film, it's so americanised. It makes so little sense. The story, and I use that term in the loosest possible way, it's just a 3hr set-up for other films that is a waste of time and money, frankly. I really tried to care about the characters but they're so flat and cartoonish that I literally had no empathy for any of them, and I cry at adverts you can imagine how low the bar is for me. I know people are at least impressed with the visuals but I wasn't, it was too much, too over-the-top. That was until they got to the water and then it was better but even then there were some pretty rough cgi scenes. The first film was, and is, better in every way for me. Imagine waiting 13 years to be let down so badly. Yikes.