Thread 212531328

No one forced you to tie your entire identity to the Snyderverse. That was your own sad, desperate decision. You could’ve just liked the movies and moved on, but instead you built a fragile ego around them like they were sacred texts. You spent months convincing yourself James Gunn’s Superman would flop. You spammed /tv/ daily with your delusions. You posted the same screeching talking points over and over: “fake Superman,” “woke garbage,” “no one wants this,” “wait until the reviews drop.”

You even made countdown threads for the review embargo, like the critics were going to ride in on horseback and validate your mental illness.

And then the reviews hit. And they were good. People liked the movie. Superman smiled. He saved people. He had heart. And the audience responded. The thing you needed to fail to preserve your deranged identity… didn’t.

So now you’re flailing. You’ve shifted from “it’ll flop” to full cope mode: obsessively speculating about box office break-even numbers like it’s going to undo reality. “Well actually it needs $650M... wait, no, $700M with marketing... unless streaming counts...”

You’re not a film analyst. You’re not a critic. You’re just a broken fanboy desperately trying to keep the fantasy alive that your Snyder cult wasn’t a dead end. You lost. Not just the argument — your entire worldview collapsed. And no one did it to you. You did it to yourself.

Gunn’s Superman won. You didn’t. Cope harder.

They're still making threads. Snyderfags will never learn

>>212531328 (OP)
You don't tie an identity to a film, the film chooses you.

I support the Justice League Trilogy because they are great movies. That's all it is.

>>212531328 (OP)
>wordvomit
>movie looks like a cartoon show
seething about snyder won't make this slop any better

>>212532802
you are pissing yourself right now

>>212531328 (OP)
That's still a Jew, and I refuse to give money to a Jew.

>>212531328 (OP)
Snyderjeets are sad and pathetic. The final nail in their coffin will be superman being a financial success.

>>212531328 (OP)
This Superman drama is one of teh dumbest fucking things I've seen in my life. It's like collective derangement.
>I've decided I'll dislike a movie years before it even comes out and I'll make it everyone else's problem
Why? Just don't watch the fucking movie then.

>>212531328 (OP)
Calm down there, Hemmingway, this isnt your personal blog. Summarize ypur point in 10 words or less, cause I aint reading all that shit.

>>212531328 (OP)
no sis I made a conscious decision NOT to settle for mediocrity

>>212533013
>mediocrity
Man of Steel wishes it was mediocre
what a fucking turd

Gunn's Superman and DC universe will flop hard. You shills will lose this weekend when the normies don't show up for Superman.

Gunns movie was crafted to be a response to the Synder movies and it feels hollow and shallow because of it. Instead of focusing on the good parts, it needed to stuff it with characters that are undeveloped and under utlized. They exist to move scenes from one to the other. Sadly, Gunn made a movie featuring Superman rather than feeling like a movie about Superman.

>>212533013
MoS is waaaaaaay worse than just mediocre, it literally killed Superman for the common folk for a solid decade.

>>212532966
>Hemmingway
Hemingway was known for his laconic prose.

>>212533049
You know about Streisand effect, right? The harder you sperg out about wanting something to fail, the more attention you attract. All your screeching is just free advertising because people hate being told what to do. Especially when it's dumb capeshit tribe wars.

>>212531328 (OP)
>Super (2009)
>Superman (2025)
BRAVO GUNN

>>212531388
They were so happy and excited when the first negative review dropped. They claimed it was over and superman was definitely going to be a critical flop lmao. Now they're happy and excited thinking that superman will be a financial flop despite the opening weekend projections rising.

>>212533076
>Gunns movie was crafted
Gunn's movie was crafted by a guy who loves Superman and loves comic books and obscure comic characters. Man of Steel was famously written by a Jew hack who hates comic books and wanted to exploit them for a quick buck while draining all whimsy and fun out of them.
Which one's more soulless?

>>212533049
Maybe that will make your dad come back.

it already flopped, give up

This is just sad

>>212532931
>The final nail in their coffin will be superman being a financial success.
Kek it’s already underperforming to the new Jurassic world movie.

>>212533317
Sure...

>>212533106
>The harder you sperg out about wanting something to fail, the more attention you attract. All your screeching is just free advertising because people hate being told what to do
didnt work for Snow White

>>212533317
Keep coping snyderjeet lmao. 1 billion is inevitable.

>>212533376
Snow White was a piece of shit.

Superman is a damaged brand from shit movies like Superman Returns and Snyder’s shit. Good reviews from critics and audiences was vital to rebuilding the brand. A lot of undecided people will now give it a chance

>>212533469
Snyder is hardly to blame for these movies. He didn't write them. Those Jew hacks Terrio and Goyer did. The only semi-decent DCEU film was the Snyder Cut and that one was written by Snyder.

>>212533469
This. That's why opening weekend projections are rising while snyderjeets are stuck on the old projection of 90-100 million.

>>212531328 (OP)
Looking back, people will realize the Synder movies were the only superhero movies with cinematic substance

>>212533395
>>212533361
https://deadline.com/2025/07/box-office-jurassic-world-rebirth-worldwide-opening-1236451256/
Jurassic world crossing to half a billion after one weekend. Cry more capeshit Reddit niggers.

>>212533551
This seems inevitable. Most modern superhero movies are just repeating the same marvel formula over and over, including gunn's superman. Snyder's version is the only one that stands out of the pack. Along with Nolan's movies in their own way.

>>212533546
People forget Batman was a damaged brand after Batman & Robin. Batman Begins did not have a big opening weekend and only made 375 million. But grew long legs, showing it was building an audience. It stayed in top five movies almost all summer.

>>212531328 (OP)
How do you respond without sounding mad? So far, no one has succeded

>>212533664
>. Along with Nolan's movies in their own way
Oh yeh, but I consider Nolan's Batman trilogy as separate from superhero movies for some reason, they fit more in his own oeuvre as an auteur, vs being superhero movies.

>>212531328 (OP)
Needs to make $925M to equal Man of Steel in adjusted gross box office

>>212533784
here comes the cope

>>212533655
Euros love dinoslop. But domestically it’s already dropping. it’s going to have an over 60% drop this weekend guaranteed.

>>212531328 (OP)
Based. Snyderjeets have nothing to live for anymore. It’s unironically over for them.

>>212533815
We're not talking about breaking even, we're talking about it matching the performance of Man of Steel. $925M

>>212533864
If it makes The Batman numbers, 790 million it will be a massive success for a Superman movie

>>212533822
>US = the world
Nigga US market worth shit. Hollywood wouldn’t pander told the Chineses and eurofags.

>>212533784
Good thing it will make 1 billion then.

>text wall of embarrassing whimpering
You are mentally ill.
I watched the Donner and Snyder films because they looked good and I didn’t watch the Singer one or this one because they look like shit. Cope and seethe more, faggot.

>>212531328 (OP)
>You spent months
try years
from the very moment that James Gunn cast a new actor (because prior to that they were sure James Gunn would restore the Snyderverse because they worked "together" in Dawn of the Dead)

>>212533864
>Man of Steel. $925M

Take your meds, you are worsening.

>>212534933
Why does snyder films lack color and soul?