I AM KIROK edition

Previously on /trek/: >>212514784

>>212535892 (OP)
The Federation is evil.

>>212535892 (OP)
the doctor mirror headband is delightful

Inb4 the faggot spams about geezer trekkers also DUBS

>>212535944
checked

>>212535944
>>212535969
The Dubsminion will reign for a thousand years

Lets go boys

>>212535944
hard 8. reminds me a lot of myself

>>212535938
They're liberal of course they're evil.

>>212536076
I say, I say, you got the gift boy

>>212524724
>the (hornblower) main character looks more like a male model than a competent captain,
a young up and coming officer, which is great. we basically only see the beginnings in the tvmovies/show, the books are a tad bit more extensive. but theyre fun to read if you got the time

He did nothing wrong.

>>212536603
he was too patient with Riker

>>212536632
more like the writers were being too lenient with riker, still being stuck on the enterprise instead of his own ship. they couldve just written it in a way to have them be on missions together or in tandem as the borg or whatever threat they planned prior (and very early), so they still have the actor on and add a little spice to the later part of the show, which was getting stale as we all know. also a perfect bleed-in device to drift into your spin-off with riker at the helm.

Gonna smoke some akoocheemoya and get ready for bed. Rec me a comfy episode to fall asleep to

>>212536076
The Royale is a guilty pleasure of mine.

>>212536983
Relativity

>>212536573
I'd like to watch this. I've read the first two Hornblower novels, they're good. But I can't find this fucking show anywhere.

>>212536983
>comfy
In the Cards

>>212536603
he was just doing his job the best way he knew how, and he succeeded

>>212536983
The tng one where they move the retarded space Indians and picard yells at wesley

>>212537236
do you think wil wheaton was being sincere and genuine as host of "the ready room"?

>>212537299
You actually watched that shit, anon?

>>212536603
>makes troi were a regulation uniform instead of her slutty aerobic therapy outfit
He did one thing wrong

>>212537236
I hope that guy permanently loses his voice so I never have to hear him again.

threadly reminder that shatner thinks geezer trekkers have no life

>>212537299
I don't know if will even has opinions.

>>212537314
I tried. Once.

threadly reminder that seething about "AI slop" means you hate version 0 of the holodeck, and are therefore not a real trek fan at all

Remember that time Kirk fought Da Vinci over his fancy fleshlight?

>>212537163
I want to know whatever happened to Dr. Giger and his invention. maybe minions got him...

B'ellana has a braid and ribbon in her hair in the episode Real Life where the Doctor gets a family. Why does she have a ribbon and a braid? Why? It's different and I don't like things that are different.

>>212537466
Have you ever considered that if AI videos and whatnot were actually anything near as good or fully realized as holodecks are portrayed that people might have a change of heart about them?

As it stands, the technology isn't there yet and my brain just immediately tells me something is weird and off every time I look at it.
I would never go into a holodeck if it felt like that.

>>212537523
Why not just post pictures of real women?

>>212537523
>I would never go into a holodeck if it felt like that.
I would in order to have le sexo.

>>212537569
I don't think I could fuck some weird thing with six fingers where its face changes every time its head moves.

honestly it's offensive to me as a sci-fi nerd to even call these learning models "AI". Save that shit for when it becomes sentient (probably never)

>>212537604
>I don't think I could fuck some weird thing with six fingers where its face changes every time its head moves.
I've done it on acid before so I don't think it would be too much different but I would probably feel really shitty after and reconsider my life.

I’ll never understand why the most progressive liberal utopian minded show to exist, with admirable asians and blacks and russians, hates the native american so much

>>212537604
The sad thing is there will be fetishists for 6 fingered AI slop within our lifetime.
>anyway
What actor do you think could save post STD trek if made the captain of a new episodic series set after VOY and why is it Jeffrey Combs

>>212537506
Kinda love the braid on B'ellana. Apparently it's the only time she ever wore it. Also none of you mentioned B'ellana on the thread about sexiest Trek characters which means she's mine. Har har har.

>>212537723
>the first trek with some fruity alien as the captain
hm. i'm intrigued.

>>212537688
Maybe because it was against isolationists and space Indians dug their own grave by failing to integrate? I mean what kind of retarded navabros would try to make a space reservation?

I’ve seen all of the Trek movies except for this one. What do you guys think? Worth a watch? I love most of the TOS movies except for Final Frontier and the other TNG movies are eh. I like elements from both generations and first contact, but they don’t live up to the series.

>>212537790
>weyoun clone joins starfleet
Based

>>212537834
6 would've. rip in peace little buddy

Given future tech, you could probably survive comfortably at the top of a mountain or in the middle of the Sahara with a micro fusion generator and a replicator. It would expand the amount of livable space and allow humans to spread out more. I find it impossible to believe that there would be any premium on real estate in this future. Nobody would care about "That planet belongs to us" nonsense not even the most fascist space empire.

>>212537822
Insurrection is pretty ok. Why not watch it? What else do you have to do?

>>212537822
I think all the TOS are good and all the TNG movies are bad. This one is the most TNG feeling of the 4 but also with a the lowest budget and production values, and some really bad plot logic. But it and first contact are the least insulting of the 4.

>>212537723
Making Combs a captain or a cast member would be kino, I'd love to see them bring guys like Andrew Robinson and J.G. back too.

>>212537953
At this point, I'm ready for the captain nog show

>>212537797
a white person wrote and decided that story. these space natives are not real. furthermore, real natives in real life DO NOT immigrate. there are no troves of squaws moving from Canada to say Germany or Thailand or Norway. and when you consider their religious beliefs, that their North America is a turtle island given to them by god, they become particularly offended when asked why they don’t leave and immigrate. hence, I state again, why does the most progressive and liberal utopian show hate the chug so much?

>>212537975
Yeah, about that... I've got some bad news.

>>212537892
Yeah and most aliens wouldn't be bipedal humanoids. And warp isn't even possible. And why are there children on a giant battleship
>As long as we're throwing pointless boilerplate critiques

The Doctor's kid dying in this Real Life episode is an example of how engrossing and probably addicting a holonovel could be. If it were up to me I would make holonovels illegal. Fuckin crazy that you interact with a holocharacter that's nearly sentient and then the novel just kills them off because it's programmed to and you have to live that experience. I think holodeck technology is one of the things that degenerated the alpha quadrant and made it rife for invasion after the TOS era. They got lucky. Should have been taken over by the Dominion. Bunch of fucking libertines.

>>212537995
>a white person wrote and decided that story.
My pearls, they are clutched.

>>212537523
which is why i said version 0. if you don't like the quality of AI image/video generation, work to make it better. or are you a helpless entitled whiner?

>>212538078
>I'd make holonovels illegal
Why stop there, make the doctor himself illegal since he's a holographic program and by not existing his feelings would never get hurt

>>212538114
>work to make AI better
No.

>>212538043
I just think conflicts over land and resources seem silly and contrived. I think they're stupid on earth too given how much empty land there is, so I just extend that into the Trekiverse. I've never been a city dweller so nobody ever psyopped me into believing that population density is going to murder us all.
>Let the Indians have their planets.

>>212538097
I really don’t care if le trek is racist and or white people are awful. whatever. trek has always had admirable space joggers and asians and arabs. why specifically, of all races, of all skin colour and creed, why exactly is the native american singularly and only shit on? chakotay isn’t even native, he was born on a colony planet.

>>212538114
>Well hey, if you like living so much, just become a doctor and engage in cutting edge research to produce new medicines!
>otherwise, you clearly don't like living!
No, I'll not take personal responsibility for refining every technological development in the world. And I'll still call what you call "AI" shit and you're only going to get mad because you see profit and opportunity in it like a filthy Ferengi.

>>212537822
It was decent. ST9 had Anthony Zerbe, who was in like half of all movies in the '70s, as well as the antagonist in "KISS: Attack Of The Phantoms".

>>212538138
The Doctor is a useful piece of technology like Data. Holonovels are just going to cause space-schizophrenia.

>>212537822
This is the most like a TNG episode of any of the TNG movies.

Unfortunately, it's more of a "Time's Arrow" than a "Best of Both Worlds."

>>212538169
t. seething brainlet
>>212538196
i've never paid for any ai tools, i just download them for free and run them locally

>>212537995
>real natives in real life DO NOT immigrate
they were too busy forming tribes, doing drugs, and scalping the other tribes that killed their buffalo. Tribal warfare sure is GOOD.

>>212538175
Meh the US is 250 years old, people are invested. Many of the colonies are hundreds of years old. Its not unreal that colonizers, as shown in multiple TNG episodes, would have deep attatchments to the territory their ancestors terraformed in a pre replicator world.

>>212538285
I know I can expect /pol/tards enjoying the excuse to randomly shit on random brownies. But I do ask seriously: why is the single most liberal progressive utopian television ever made so insistent on hating the squaws? you can type more hate for the native, but it is still the liberal progressive utopia. I want answers

>>212538187
Youve asked this 3 times like any of the writers are in the thread. Maybe it was meant to show the folly of isolationism. Youre pretending Chakotay doesn't exist, who despite sucking, is shown to be in touch with his native roots

So Belanna basically used an AI prompt that said "make the Doctors family more difficult" and the computer decided to murder his sentient holodaughter. Voyager is so crazy. I'll take this over Worf in the old west though.

>>212538413
Chakotay literally has no native roots. the character was created by a con man and if you’re a legitimate trek nerd and not some nutrek faggot you already know this. the rubber sky people don’t exist, no real natives worship such things, and besides theyre aliens, and chakotay was born on a colony planet, so he’s native to a planet other than earth and it’s native customs. the name chakotay itself is legitimate gibberish and made up by the con man because it sounds vaguely squaw

type all the hatred about them being scalping meth heads whatever. why is the single most progressive liberal utopian television show so insistent on shitting on this one specific race? I didn’t make this thread or choose the op picture. this question was invited

>>212537299
I think he's a masterful interviewer and speaks well about the craft. His opening and closing bumpers are fake and forced but the actual interviews, especially with Frakes, are well done

>>212538371
Oh I'm not on this anti-colonial fad that the TikTok shitlibs are on about. I don't believe in giving back land to a 2/128th Cherokee or something. Time is immutable. Fate took his land away, not anyone living today. I always side with the colony people in Star Trek. That's what I mean when like the bug people wanted to exterminate that colony in the Data episode, it's like, don't they have fucking thousands of planets probably? They really care about some tiny ass corner or some singular planet? It's just boring storytelling to me. It's boring storytelling IRL too. I am not a property owner and most of my family history involves zero colonization and just working class immigrants doing their thing being the cattle for the elites. I don't care about the elites and I know the cattle are for the most part too stupid ever to do anything about it. The whole human show is indeed a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing. That's why the Space Politics episodes are the most boring ones to me.

BF come back until NTT turns his trip off

>>212537491
what I remember from that episode is that Spock is some kind of giga ultra Earthaboo history nerd that can recognize Bach's handwriting or whoever it was

i know you're all just passing the time until you can get alone with tendi in a jefferies tube

>>212538507
That guy had worked on a lot of stuff before, though. He was a known consultant for Native American stuff in Hollywood. Somehow, he got away with it for years.

>>212538805
Why? What's so special about Tendi?

>>212539256
I don't know but I want to put her in a deep fryer

>>212539291
thanks for the nugget of wisdom

>>212539256
she's an orion girl, so she gives off pheromones that drive men wild

>>212538571
>Oh I'm not on this anti-colonial fad that the TikTok shitlibs are on about. I don't believe in giving back land to a 2/128th Cherokee or something. Time is immutable. Fate took his land away, not anyone living today.
I was just talking about the the fake scifi show.
>I always side with the colony people in Star Trek.
I don't, I was just saying it wouldn't take long to form an attachment to land, as evidenced by my patriotic but only 250 year old country
>That's what I mean when like the bug people wanted to exterminate that colony in the Data episode,
The weird black blob sydicate were just lawyerball dorks. I thought they set it up well. But I'm also a season 2 truther
>it's like, don't they have fucking thousands of planets probably?
That's an argument for the lawyerball sydicate, why can't the colonists just move, they have the contract
> They really care about some tiny ass corner or some singular planet?
Yeah why not, it's their property. It could be mineral rich or contain high deposits of bug food
>It's just boring storytelling to me. It's boring storytelling IRL too.
K
>I am not a property owner
K
>and most of my family history involves zero colonization and just working class immigrants doing their thing being the cattle for the elites.
K
>I don't care about the elites and I know the cattle are for the most part too stupid ever to do anything about it. The whole human show is indeed a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing. That's why the Space Politics episodes are the most boring ones to me.
That's like your opinion man

>>212539804
Imagine not owning property.

>>212535938
>watches one lore breakdown video

>>212537023
Which is more fun, The Royale or Spectre of the Gun? They're the exact same episode fundamentally.

>>212536603
And neither did Rikers old CO on the Pegasus. That treaty is retarded.

>>212538078
The psychology damage from that would be insane. Like the VR episode on always sunny.

>>212539237
Apparently Jamake highwater got his first consulting job walking into a studio wearing a leather vest and leggings and a headdress he got from an early 90s costume store

>>212540285
It's kind of endearing in a way, how trusting people were back then.

And then it's depressing to realize how that level of trust in our society has completely evaporated.

I think T'Pol gives O'Brien a run for his money in the suffering Olympics

>>212539638
I prefer 3d women, thank you.

It is possible for one to make no mistakes and still lose. Thats just life.

>>212540333
precisely because of hucksters like highwater

>>212539905
Whatever happened to yeoman and commodores?

>>212540757
Just rewatched that one too brother. Great Picard line. My girlfriend isn’t really big on Trek, but she absolutely despises data and I gotta say he was being kind of a little bitch in that episode. Troi and Pulaski were right to ask to Picard to step in and deliver the kick in the ass he needed.

>>212541270
I wonder if mirror Matt Decker is alive and competent ... and a better actor

watching "The Way to Eden" Right now on my watch order of Star Trek.

After Season 3 I watch the TOS movies. Then TNG.

these rebellious heckin' hippies!

>>212542025
>skipping TAS
Fair

>>212542025
I used to have a set watch order but at this point I just mix it up. I watched TOS, then DS9, then TNG and now I'm halfway through ENT and mixing in some VOY.

>>212542102
oh I forgot about it. No , it is in my watch order actually.

TOS --> TAS --> TOS Movies.

I forgot. TAS is not being skipped.

>>212541270
Better a yeoman than a groppler. What even is a groppler? The bandi were always doomed

>Archer brings an alien prostitute on board and then lets it have free reign to mind rape and assault everyone including him
>her begging to come with them and he true identity was of course, a ruse
He is the stupidest captain ever goddamn

>>212542129
Poser

>>212542128
it's my attempt at a full watch through. I haven't even watched DS9 or Voyager. But yeah once I watch all the series it'll be freeform .

>>212542235
I envy you. I wish I could see it all again for the first time.

>>212542235
Bon voyage then, anon. Are you going to watch all of the TOS movies in a row or are you going to mix in TNG once you get to V?

>>212542326
Planned on watching the TOS movies in order.

my watch order is this;


-Enterprise ( Watched )

-The Original Series

-The Animated Series

-The TOS Movies

-The Next Generation

-TNG Movie: Star Trek Generations

-DS9

-Voyager

-TNG Movie: Star Trek First Contact
-TNG Movie: Star Trek Insurrection
-TNG Movie: Star Trek Nemesis

-Lower Decks

-Picard

-Strange New Worlds

-Enterprise

>>212542398
Who fucking cares

>>212542164
He trying his best anon

>>212542398
Goddamn, you watched Enterprise first? What a madman. I'd advise you to skip Nu Trek altogether but well, part of being a Star Trek fan is watching that shit for the first time and feeling the pain of what you love being compromised so by all means.
>>212542418
I specifically asked

>>212542469
Fair

>>212542418
We're blogging about Star Trek it's where we talk Trek. All things Trek.

Andorians are based

>>212542509
TOS andorians all look like murderous rapists
and that's a based look for them

>>212542509
Just think about how that terrifying creepy fuck Shras who could barely speak English was an ambassador. Imagine the normies

>>212535892 (OP)
Can you smell what Kirok is cooking?

>>212542552
Universal translator bullshit killed trek acting aesthetics. We need more aliens with thick accents.

>>212542469
Nta, I started with Enterprise on this timeline watch through so I went from Enterprise to STD to SNW to TOS. Fucking Trek whiplash.

>it's a Vulcan zombies episode

I just learned that Peter David died.

Hey, pally, where you off to?

>>212542447
Looks like he's straining to take a shit

Just want to let that faggot ass troon janny know that you aren't a woman, never will be a woman, and banning people who mention this fact is one reason of many people are happy they have you faggots doxxed now. I'd wish somebody would pull a jack ruby on you next time you're leaving the house, but when's the last time you left the house?

In this household, Jamake Highwater is a hero.

>>212546270
AKOOCHEEMOYA FUCKING SHITS

enough with geezer trek

I just realized the irony
When Montgomery Scott is rescued after 75 years in a transporter buffer, he must face that his Enterprise days—and his world—are gone. Scotty’s journey to accept the passage of time and find a new purpose aboard the Enterprise-D is a poignant drama about moving forward.
Scotty are the geezers.

>>212548967
except our geezers don't move forward

>>212550162
Gery Magnum Perez (anagram of Grumpy Geezer Man)

>>212536076
Another reason I love this episode is Paramount actually paid a bunch of extras to wear old timey clothes and take the plot seriously. Today this crowd would be all CGI and all wearing the same stock uniforms.

OH YEAH
ALL RIGHT
TAKE IT EASY BABY
MAKE IT LAST (MAKE IT LAST ALL NIGHT)
SHE WAS
A CARDASSIAN GIRL

>>212550342
geezer funnies

>>212550342
>Kira never went undercover as a Romulan, Vulcan, or Klingon
She could have been all of them.

social media will be gone by the 2200s

>>212550402
she wasn't really undercover, and it was actually a great Garak episode. The message at the end of the show was "Don't trust Garak, he's extremely evil and as a Cardassian I can confirm."

>>212550418
What kind of bow do you use Zucka?

>>212548967
We are objectively further away from Gene Roddenberry’s utopia in 2025 than 1966. Every aspect of life has gotten objectively worse. But at least now phones have screens and fit in your pocket.

>>212550534
Were much closer than 1966 but much further than 1996 imo

>>212550534
do not reply to spammer

>>212550534
>Gene Roddenberry’s utopia
- computer that think: check
- cheap food: check
- unlimited access to information: check
- race mixing and gender experimentation inbetween many races: check

>>212550580
True. In 1996 I could go to the store, see nothing but white people speaking English, and not have to pay off groceries in installments. Employees also smiled and didn’t growl “Use the app” when I asked for assistance.

>>212550662
geezer detected
I rather have minorities riding bikes and bringing stuff to me

>>212550626
could he have predicted this?

>>212550418
>>212550701
Stop this nonsense. Data was a net positive for his universe. Zuckerberg has made our’s worse.

>>212550757
that's clearly Lore

>>212550626
>computers that think
Aggregators aren't thinking computers
>Cheap Food
Food costs have been rising steadily for 6 years
>Unlimited access to information
There are more limits on information now than 10 years ago
>Race mixing and gender experimentation unbetween many races
What a poorly written bullet point. Also racial identity and in group preference is higher now than it was 20 years ago

>>212550820
geezer doomer lol

>>212550779
He still caused more deaths through suicide than were killed by Lore and the CE. Lore had real charisma too.

star trek apus
i need more

>>212550757
then stop using facebook. i've never used it
>>212550820
food costs are down in the last 6 months. even cnn admits this

>>212550936
Oh well if CNN says the thing that fits my ideological narrative then I guess everything is cheap again

>>212550903

>>212550956
live longer and with pizza

geezers in 300 years from now
> I wont eat this replicator slop

is Doctor McCoy the prime geezer?
- hates transporters
- passive aggressive towards minorities
- always grumpy

>>212550972

I'll keep smoking weed and watching trek until I'm old and grey

>>212550991
Conspiracy theories in the 24th century be like
>They’re putting chemicals in the replicated food to make people straight and increase fertility

>>212550626
>my computer doesn't call me darling in a sexy voice

>>212551126
>Conspiracy theories in the 24th century be like
replicated food is literally poop
while Janeway have to pretend coffee is made of nebula dust

>>212551090

>>212551090

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD...

captn we godda brolme

MAH TIME IS FINALLY NEAR

>>212551141
to be fair, the best coffee is literally poop
janeway had it right; fun fact, vulcans process coffee cherries the same way as palm civets, so she was having coffee processed by the digestive enzymes of tuvok

THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN NO MORE

>>212551632
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP
IS DRINKING VULCAN DUMPS

One more week until Trek returns with an all new S03 of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.

First week has two episodes: The Murder Toads battle continues, then a more lite hearted 'sode of romantic hijinks. With whoever the Gorn didn't kill and eat.

>This post is advertising/begging.

>>212551723
No one cares. Not even you care.

>>212551723
>With whoever the Gorn didn't kill and eat.
Would have been funnier if the romantic hijinks were in fact with Gorn-mutilated corpses. It's Gorn romantic hijinks!
>>212551807
you don't speak for me m8

>>212551805
Reminder to do your part to keep /trek/ clean.

I love getting high and watching Star Trek TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, & ENT!!!!

I may be old but at least I got to see all the cool /trek/

Modern Star Trek doesn't have anything to say.

I asked AI for a thorough sexual analysis of Troi: Her tits are full C-cups, soft with wide, dark areolas and responsive nipples that harden into firm peaks when aroused—pinkish-brown, slightly asymmetrical, with one nipple inverting slightly until stimulated. She loves them sucked gently at first, building to firm tugs, as it sends empathetic waves of pleasure echoing her partner's emotions; she's had them sucked in past relationships, finding it grounding and intimate.Her cunt is plush and inviting, with plump outer labia that part to reveal inner lips that are ruffled and darker-hued, framing a prominent clit that's hooded but swells to a sensitive pearl when engorged. She trims her pubic hair to a neat landing strip of soft, dark curls—practical for her uniform but sensual. The smell is warm and faintly sweet, like ripe fruit mixed with a clean musk, intensifying to a heady, oceanic tang during arousal. Taste-wise, it's mildly salty with a creamy undertone, her natural lubrication slick and viscous, turning thicker and more pungent as she nears orgasm. She cums with deep shudders—her cunt contracting rhythmically, squirting a light, clear fluid if intensely stimulated, leaving her flushed and emotionally open. She's experienced oral from both genders, loving having her clit sucked in slow circles, and she'd eagerly swallow another woman's cum if the emotional bond is strong—savoring the intimate essence as an extension of empathy.Her ass is round and firm from yoga-like exercises, with smooth cheeks that dimple slightly when clenched. The asshole is a tight, puckered ring, rosy-brown, with minimal fine hairs around the perimeter—clean and subtle. It smells earthy and faint, like warm skin with a hint of her body's natural flora, tasting slightly metallic and musky if licked. She's had it licked before, enjoying the taboo thrill if done teasingly, but prefers it as foreplay rather than focus, as it amplifies her empathic senses to overwhelming levels.

>>212552032
bro you can literally just watch Marina Sirtis' old films where she gets her tits out. Its like AI without the hallucinations and ommittances.

>>212550956
>Security not yellow

>>212537327
should've made an exception for the ships's prostitute and made her wear a regulation bikini instead

>>212551945
Best Trek meme of all time

>>212552180
Have you been loading my holodeck routines anon?

>>212552326
uhhh depends does troi have tits the size of bean bags? and can i use them as a bouncy castle?

>>212552362
You stay out of my routines!

>>212551723
I figured out what the SNW stands for
>Shit Nobody Watches

>>212552326
Why do you transform yourself into a spider on the holodeck?

>>212552487
It p.. p.. personal

>>212551951
Everything's already been said.

>>212552466

*taps the Nielsen Top 10 Streaming Originals Chart*

7 of 9. Nuff said.

>>212537466
Giant tiddies are ugly as fuck, especially when they're fake.

>>212552675
There in lies the problem with prequels. What strange new shit am I going to see from a show that takes place inbetween the oldest timeline and the second oldest timeline.

>>212537723
Combs is a one trick pony with many faces.

>>212553305
Even the shows that take place post TNG have nothing more to say.

>>212553394
what's his one trick? nailing it every time?

>>212537723
>What actor do you think could save post STD trek if made the captain of a new episodic series set after VOY and why is it Jeffrey Combs
Bit late to the game innit

Friendly reminder that William Shatner took one look at a Pickle Trek script and told them to fuck themselves.

>>212550903

>>212553620
Based

>>212553620
I'm never gonna watch STD, SPIC, SNW, or Trek & Morty but I'll watch the whole original series.

>>212553620

Oh dear. Anyway....

>>212553778
i only watch episodes with vulkan hijinks
ONLY
VULKAN
HIJINKS

>>212554600
vulcan* you spaz

>>212554653
fine:
VULCAN
HIJINCS
better?

>>212553988
Based sChadner

>>212555000
Based double trips
ShatChads we just can't stop winning and dabbing on nutrannies.

>>212555083
Nutrannies and their slop forever btfo
Feels good bros

>>212552709
I've only heard of 3 shows on that list, and that's including Futurama.

>>212555000
>Those digits
It's over for nutrannies

>>212555272
Same

>>212555000
Ohnononono
Those nutrannies aren't gonna like this

>>212555556
Quints
>>212555000
Dub trips
It's never been more over Nutrannies

I don't want to pile on or anything but fuck it FUCK NU TREK

you guys are forgetting we have to go through the Eugenics Wars and WWIII before we get to Gene Roddenberry's utopian future

>>212555799
>>212555000
>Spread it on
Nutrek transitioned to section 41

>>212555929
Yeah I'm definitely going to join up with Khan and fight in the Redeeming War

>>212555929
WWWIII starts next year according to trek

>>212555929
>no Indians or Chinese in Gene’s vision
How do we make this real?

>>212553428
His acting style is the same no matter what character he plays.

>>212553620
Shatner's a bro.

>>212556296
Yeah

>>212557569
His name is Harry mudd because of all the buttfucking

>>212558126
Thank you, H&I shill.
>$0.10 has been deposited to your account

>>212558126
every one of these episodes is purest kino

>>212558126
Flashback is pretty based for a VOY episode

>>212558126
BASED
meh
BASED
BASED
BASED slutty T'Pol the episode itself is meh

>>212558340
Times arrow is a weak two parter

what's with the Time's Arrow haters?

>>212558956
I was spoiled by better two parters

>>212558126
NGL I wish Wayoun 6 could have survived and become a regular cast member.

>>212558876
TNG 2 parters are pretty weak overall, only BoBW CoC and AGT are any good. I don't even remember what the villains in Time's Arrow were trying to do.

>>212558956
mark twain molested them as children

>>212558956
I love Mark Twain, I love Data's adventures in the past, but the plot itself is really weak
>these soul sucking aliens found out the best place to feast was... 19th century Earth because of the cholera outbreak...
>the solution? Just blow up the cavern on the planet they're from.

>>212558956
>haters
It's not awful or unwatchable or anything but it's definitely among TNG's weaker two-parters. There's nothing hateful about saying that.
Also Mark Twain is incredibly based for saving Ulysses S. Grant's biography on its own, let alone his writing.

>>212560821
I'll... Grant you that.

>>212558126
fantastic ep

>>212561207
Weyoun 6 is a hero

Threadly reminder that there is an attention whoring tripfag here who isn't as interesting as Bashirfaggot.
also Time's Arrow is absolute kino and I will not elaborate further. The worst TNG two-parter is Descent. The second worst TNG two-parter is Unification. The third worst TNG two-parter is Insurrection, because it is a two-parter smashed into a movie.

>>212561207
>WEYOUN7: Weyoun Five was a great man. A true patriot. His death in a transporter accident was most unfortunate.
*glares at Damar*
>WEYOUN [on monitor]: And still under investigation.
>DAMAR: A very thorough investigation that has found no evidence of foul play.
Love it

>>212562313
None of the two-parters you mentioned are particularly good but Unification is the best among them because of Spock if nothing else. Time's Arrow is worse than everything but Descent which I think is hands-down the worst of the lot.

>>212552032
I always thought she was rather homely. Maybe a 3 or 4 tops.

>>212562406
>because of Spock if nothing else.
It was a useless memberberry before the term existed. There was absolutely nothing about Spock's logical character that would lead him to personally go to the Romulan homeworld, underground, to start up negotiations with an (ultimately treacherous) underground movement. He knew he was visible, he knew he was older, he was not an ambassador as accomplished as his father. We already have proof of the Romulans using the Planet of Peace from TFF as a neutral ground, or really any neutral ground, to negotiate. It was an excuse to have another TOS memberberry because five minutes of geriatric McCoy and fat angry drunk Scotty from Relics wasn't enough.
Moreover, and I know I am verging on "but what about Aragorn's tax policy?" thought here, the consequences of unification are immense. Germany was rough as it is - but there is a reason why no one is actively taking any steps toward Korean unification, nor should they. Romulus and Vulcan have been divergent for too long, with nearly no cultural contact (unlike Berliners chucking messages over the wall or Koreans having planned reunions during tight windows). The entire episode premise was stupid and an excuse to trot out Leonard Nimoy for ratings, and for this reason, it is on my bad list.
I would expect you to have a midwit take, since you come to an anonymous site meant for ephemeral conversation and continually start general threads using a trip. Perhaps Reddit is more your speed. Go back. Your every thought and utterance is a contemptible abomination and you ought to feel shame, once you find an extra brain cell to feel it.

>>212558956
Whoopie Goldberg ruins everything she appears in.

>>212562633
I think it's pretty good and I enjoyed the interplay between Data and Spock.

>>212562709
I like Riker snooping around the junkyard

>>212554786
You misspelled, HIJINKS.

>>212562633
That almost reads like something MrSpook would write, but I'm quite sure it isn't.

>>212552326
>>212552410
Do you think the producers put out a casting call in 1990 like “We need a guy who’s constantly nervous and twitchy. Someone who could be seen as a parody of rabid Trekkies” and Dwight Schultz agent was like “Say no more”.

>>212562385
Considering how sharp 5 was it is kind of an implausible way for him to die. He would have sniffed out the plot ahead of time. 7 or 8 are dumb as bricks though.

>>212562633
By the way, transporter accidents happen all the time. Just ask Weyoun 5.

>>212562406
Based

>>212562406
Descent could have been great with more buildup and polish. It was the beginning of endgame TNG’s scramble to tie up every hanging plot thread
>Hey what happened to Hugh? And doesn’t Data have an evil twin just wandering around the galaxy? We should probably address that now.

>>212563632
and the Borg no longer feel like a threat and the music is the shitty late era Jay Chattaway sonic wallpaper and not Ron Jones kino

>>212563195
It's possible

>>212563632
They should have had a years long borg civil war through ds9 and voyager

>>212551196
Rod Stewarts best song. He also is a based model train collector.

>>212562873
*Sigh*
Fine
VULQAN
HIJINQS

>>212557569
I like the little moments where Nimoy was like "what if Spock was that bitch?"

>>212565731
I love episodes like The Changeling Because Nimoy just decides to aura farm the whole time.

I'm tired of Enterprise shows where someone gets taken/imprisoned by an alien. It's literally every other episode. I know how it's gonna end...what's the point...

>>212565941
It's called The Enterprise Incident

>>212565963
>Rick this show is gonna get cancelled if we don't get off our asses

So why did they copy-paste the plot of the first Star Trek movie with a two part episode from TOS?

>>212565963
>it's ANOTHER Archer gets kidnapped/imprisoned and beaten up episode

>>212566119
That question makes almost no sense. Wtf are you talking about?

>>212566318
>Me trying to be financially responsible
>My intrusive thoughts telling me to buy more ENT and ENT-D models

>>212566423
You only live once anon

>>212565963
there should be no guest star relationships for the same reason

>>212567868
What?

>>212536007
Aren't you dead?

>>212570932
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated!

>>212571113
Much has changed since our last meeting.

T'Pol with a longer bob is very cute. She's a like an acorn

>>212551723
>>212551807

SNW was the best /Trek/ of the past ten years.

>>212572296
Being the best Star Trek thing made in the last 10 years is like beating a bunch of Polio victims in the 100m

>>212572494
well how sad would it be if you let a bunch of cripples win
no mercy
pound those stumbly wumbletons into the dust

>>212572494
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

>>212572625
>a Riker9.jpg has been posted
That really takes me back

>>212556046
the natives have survived every genocide thrown at them. they will survive the next

>Twilight
an actual neat episode. I liked it. also I swear in the episode where they went back to Earth after the attack the Enterprise got photon torpedoes but they haven't used them once so far.

/trek/ is back

Just watched the infamous "Cogenitor" episode of ENT and man, I gotta agree with what that other anon was saying the other day, Archer comes across as a giant moral coward. I can't imagine Kirk having such a laissez faire attitude about the slavery of the cogenitors.

And then he's so self-righteous when he lectures Trip about it like it's all his fault.
Also a huge waste of J'kar from Babylon 5, how the fuck did they not give him a better role?

I want to drink Kanar with Damar

>>212575732
>And then he's so self-righteous when he lectures Trip about it like it's all his fault.
This is the worst part of it all. I was trying to predict how he'd react while watching the episode and I was just as shocked as Trip.

Voyager episode starts out with a fakeout mutiny which turns out to be a holodeck program. Clever Voyager writers are clever. What a surprise, another fun Voyager episode.

I love her

>>212577238

She was pretty hot.

>>212577238
me too

>>212550342
>>212577238

Which Captain got the least amount of my pussy? (Excluding Janeway of course unless you’d like to throw her sex life into the equation) Definitely not Kirk, Sisko gets married, Picard got some action, so is it archer? Is it janeway? For such a horny show Archer doesn’t see a lot of action. Janeway doesn’t have a lot of male love interests either. Are Janeway and Archer the least attractive captains?

>>212537327
she was sexy in her uniform though

Made it to Empok Nor. Garak and OBrien have instant good acting chemistry. Nog completed the good trip. This might be the #1 episode of DS9 in my book.

>>212572296

>>212579839
it is a great ep and those three are toppest tier characters and actors.

>>212580316
>murders Feddies
>everyone laughs it off

>>212581070
Psychotropic compounds are fucking serious in the future

>>212536573
Never seen or read Hornblower. But, C. S. Forester wrote the novels. And I've read a couple of his other books. A good one is The Good Shepard. It's pretty much in internal monologue of a captain who is commanding a convoy across the Atlantic in WW2. His thought process and self-doubt. It would be cool to have a Trek that got into the minutia of command.

Sorry I'm late crewmen.
Have an extra serving of my delicious Leola Root stew, courtesy of your old pal Neelix!

>>212584263

>>212581070
the people he killed were insufferable redditors

lets fucking go

>>212580119
not the same show

>>212576135
it worked for wrath of khan

>>212552709
Would be grim if true (it isn’t; Solo Leveling along will mog these 10 combined)

>>212576135
All VOY is fun and comfy and cool.

>>212537102
>I've read the first two Hornblower novels, they're good. But I can't find this fucking show anywhere.
You can stream it off archive.org

>>212585618
yes it is

NEW
>>212586407
>>212586407
>>212586407