Bring back prank phone calls.

>Hello, Moe’s Tavern
>Hey, is Nick Gerr there?
*Bart is then arrested for hate speech*

>2025 phone prank
>GOOD MORNING SAAR

I NEED AMANDA HUGINKISS

>>212537632 (OP)
I just remember them being a guy doing a cringe accent and the person on the other end just being confused

Sadie Enword? Sadie Enword? Hey, everyone, Sadie Enword here?

>No, kid, you're looking for Chuck's suck and fuck.

>moe: Moe's tavern
>mysterious prank caller: hey is there a Ms. Cord there? first name Diss
>moe: let me check HEY FELLAS IS THERE A DISCORD HERE? I'M LOOKING FOR A DIS-CORD!? COME ON GUYS, WHERE'S DISCORD?
>barney: check your computer moe! ahahaha
>guest star sydney sweeney who is currently hanging out with homer for some reason: looks like you got PRANKED, Moe! haha!
>moe: oh, its YOU isn't it!? when I get my hands on your I'll sternly tell you not do that again because anything more than that is legal child abuse, you HEAR ME! STERNLY!
how about just end the fucking show already

Bring back Sneed.

>>212538448
I had my bother do that once already, what more do you want?
I don't even watch the show and haven't in over 20 years.
>t. Basically Martin Prince

>>212537632 (OP)
>pranks in 2025

>>212538075
I came here to post this.. kek
Prank calls are just scam calls now

Anyway, I'm only here looking for now details on the Superman review leak, not I must have missed the thread. I caught the Simpsons pic towards the bottom of the catalog and I like 4 to check in now and again.
>>212538326
>How bout you end the show already
So my brother and Mike can sue for the merch money they were promised? Fox will keep it running until they die.
Anyway, if you're ever in metro Detroit, stop by 29950 w 12 mile. It's the real life Sneed's only in reverse. You can still smell the grass seed in the stairwell leading to the sketchy massage parlor. No, I didn't get service there. I got laid there back when we owned the building. Nevermind.

>>212537632 (OP)
crank calls dougheverbeitdegozaru

>>212538448
based

>>212538692
lol that actually got a sensible chuckle outta me

>>212537632 (OP)
It was great until they upset some "them".

>>212539044
Fuck off back to rdt fkn loser its a baskin board

>>212537632 (OP)
What is a "phone call" boomeroid? Did you boomies literally talk to each other over a phone? laugh my fucking ass off boomy boys.

>>212539479
has been since 2011!
>>212538448
dead fundie meme. cram it!

BASKINBROS RUN /tv/

>>212539539
>boomeroid

>>212539903
Rockin' meme baskin man!

Longmont perfected the art form. there's no need to continue beyond his work.

>One kid seems to love speedo-man...

>>212539903
>>212540087
Baskinbros status: Rockin’

sneedsissy status: CRAMMED

>"Hello, Moe's Tavern."
>"Is Desig there? Middle name Natedshi and last name Ttingstreet."
>"Let me check."
>"Guys, is there a Desig Natedshi Ttingstreet here?"

>>212537632 (OP)
TRASH BASKINSCHIZO SPAM
herbs + chemo. all fields

>>212538326
>i will live to see the last episode of simpsons
whoa

A reminder this trash spam thread is obviously the same redd*t faggot that incessantly flooded the catalogue with pretty much all forced meme cancer on the board (founder, better man, prison/“mc content, joker, JigC).

Just Search any of this post in 4pleb so I’m not doxing or banned , it’s all his social ids if you want to connect the schizo discord dots yourself.

He is certifiably mentally ill, compulsively obsessed with male anal sex (“crust,” “rags). He hits on a single redd*t “joke” and spams and samefags it relentlessly

His MO is always the same:
- keep posting the cancer over and over, it has to be on the catalogue constantly, multiple threads, and he reposts fails after they slide again and again.
- samefags and bumps relentlessly (most of the replies here already)
- reposts as “contrarian” ..”why does it make you mad” or “what did X mean by this”
- can’t help himself and inevitably tosses his other cancer into the thred, like “QRD?”“b*skin Robbins,” “rockin’”, “kek, it’s kino” or some other obsessive tic.
- gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo

Mentally ill people always stick to familiar patterns. Now that you know it, you’ll see it. It’s obviously him.

Deny his dopamine rush and do what must be done.

>>212540758
cram it fundie! baskin roberts has been the most popular meme on 4chan since 2011!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPRA1KNm5hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvHGy95oKg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXGWngoxQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=832JgCylOcs

A remarkable number of these are distinctly /tv/-related.
>calls the guy who played Bobby in Robocop
>attempts to reenact the dialog between Steve Buscemi and Carl Gustafson in Fargo with his old high school football coach
>samples a lot of Marvin Van Peebles' filmography

>>212537632 (OP)
Yeah I'm-uh looking for Sadie. Sadie Enword.

>>212541350
This same dude has one where he pranks the FBI and pretends to be Fox Mulder in need of backup and in the background you can hear alien crosstalk, a UFO, and laser pistols being fired, but I can't find it. I bet they put the kaybash on that!

Prank calls died out. Almost nobody picks up anymore due to Indian scammers. But I used to love those soundboard ones back in the day.

>>212537632 (OP)
You can't, no one is answering calls from randos

>>212541460
Moe is painted as a grouch but he has pretty good customer service.

>>212538326
>>212541350
>>212538609
>>212538110
>>212538075
>>212538039
>>212537632 (OP)
>>212538238
>>212538188


Bart's prank calls to Moe were based on the real life prank calls to this angry bartender called Red at the tube bar

here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n96TxXu9x3c&t=2s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqM9NU7ds3k

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tube_Bar_prank_calls

> Homer sexual

>>212541120
What film is this frum?

Al Jean said years ago that he wanted to bring them back, but any time they tried they never got laughs so they got cut.
but they were never actually that funny, and them trying to force a laugh into every second of runtime is probably why so many attempts to be funny don't work and make the show worse.
sometimes they should put in something that isn't really funny but makes the show feel like The Simpsons.

>>212537632 (OP)
there was a public phone right in the bus stop in front of my house I used come back from school, ring the cops number and say shit to them, every fucking day.

>>212537632 (OP)
>Hello Moe's Tavern
>Hi, is my transistor radio working tonight?
>Sorry pal you got the wrong number?
>Well this was the number I was given. Can you ask anyway if there's a transistor working tonight?
>Sure. Hey is there a transistor working tonight?

>>212537632 (OP)
No uses phones
We use WhatsApp like normal people

>>212537632 (OP)
Was thinking about prank calling a suicidal hotline a few days ago and pretending to be some person on the verge of suicide and then add a gun sound effect just as the person is trying to help to make them feel like they failed lol. Can you get in trouble prank calling a suicidal hotline?

>>212544189
The calll would likely draw a police response and you'd have some splainin' to do when they realize there isn't a suicide victim.

>>212544124
Hey dipshit, that is a business line, not a personal call, businesses still have phones, they are just operated by robots most of the time.

>>212545787
Hmmm maybe I can use a working payphone that still works or use a burner phone. I get that most likely they would trace the call if I used my actual phone and hence send a response team to see if the person is dead, but don't really see what the crime could be, maybe just wasting government resources I guess.

You're on the air.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiPNuTJAt-g

>>212546255
>but don't really see what the crime could be, maybe just wasting government resources I guess.
Depends on your local laws and how much you pissed them off personally. Have you ever heard the phrase "they can indict a ham sandwich?"

>>212546446
Haha no, but after looking it up makes sense.

>>212546446
Have you ever actually heard of a ham sandwich being indicted or you just believe every phrase you hear?

>>212537632 (OP)
Brad Carter of the Phone Losers of America has been making prank calls since the mid-'80s and doesn't plan on stopping anytime soon.
A while ago, he got into some deep shit with the FBI for making prank calls to people from Safeway's customer service database and decided to make prank calls full-time to pay back his restitution to the feds.
He's been running a podcast called the Snow Plow Show for about 15 years now and it's consistently very funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4jjizFSuoQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK1JykGDHQk

>>212538039
lol

>>212537632 (OP)
what is that thing hes holding

t zoomer