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It was even worse than we thought, /tv/. They went woke in every way possible.

The cam is more than watchable enough to see that Man of Steel was superior.

PREVIOUSLY: >>212533071

>Literal monkies with typewriters posting hate speec on Twitter
>Krypto trapped in some VR game
>Luthor is annoying as fuck

And the constantly jumping plot. Wtf, slow down for a second.
There was just a 30 second scene with Kryptonite that didn't make any sense at all.

It's so terrible...

>>212539765
Please, post pics of the monkeys

>>212539592 (OP)
He'll never be him.

Movie is super mid.

>>212539592 (OP)
I don't care about this movie enough to watch a shitty camrip

>>212539787
difficult to find them since the movie is so fast.
it's literal screeching monkey writing #supershit

People said that this movie feels like "a comicbook/cartoon come to life" and that's what I thought based on the trailer too.

But having seen that something about it doesn't work for me. I just find it hard to give a fuck about any of these characters considering how silly it is. It does feel like a cartoon I guess, in the sense that there are no real stakes, even less so than in generic marvel slop.

>>212539854
KEK. Can't believe that leak was true.

>>212539859
I saw a good review that said something like "it's hard to care that a man can fly when there isn't any gravity".

>>212539859
It just couldn’t make me care about the characters in the way something like GotG3 did

>>212539926
Seems about right, I don't think this movie will have good legs, and not sure it's engaging enough to start of a whole cinematic universe for DC.

>>212539919
KEK.

>>212539592 (OP)
>torrent
either post a stream link or fuck off.

>>212539808
Too bad his films were drama comedies and not escapist adventures

>>212539955
Keep coping snyderjeet. You were all wrong about the critic and audience scores and you will all be completely wrong about the global box office.

>>212539765
Lex shoulda been far more tech CEO than MIC-Taking over fuckingstan SA for oil.

>>212539859
It looks like a clean corpo safe version of a comic book. It's bright, unlike any Superman we've seen.

>>212539885
There's like 100,000 of them.

>Of course Lois wanted to break up with Superman, because someone is better probably
>Luthor playing russian roulette with some Pajeet. Super dark and comes out of nowhere.

>>212539955
>I don't think this movie will have good legs
The movie is so rushed, it's not allowed to use it's legs. Stuff constantly just happens without explanation or consequences.

The fight scene here in that beach camp is so poorly done. Silly music and the fight is too.

Why are people posting screenshots instead of webms?

>Luthor has his Ex-GFs trapped, but also some ordinary men.
>Does that mean Luthor is bisexual?

>>212540116
You can't expect people who like Zack Snyder movies to know what they're doing.

finally sirs

>Lex Luthor kills a paki
>I'm supposed to think this is a bad thing

>>212539859
It worked with Suicide Squad because everyone went into that movie hating the previous entry so the self-loathing humor worked. It can’t work here because Superman is already inherently comedic in many ways so you can’t subvert the subversion.

This feels like typical gunn slop but he snorted a line of crack during editing

>>212540206
It feels like typical Gunn, but he was mad someone told him to cut his 5h movie to 2h and included every scene regardless out of spite.

>>212540201
Nothing comedic about Adrenochrome.

>>212540032
WB Shill

>>212539765
>>212539854
>>212540051
Cool it with the anti-Indian racism

>>212539592 (OP)
Based
FUCK PEDOPHILE GUNN

I now get why people say the movie isn't political. The plot is so fast and jumps around so much, you quickly forget about it. 1h20 in and illegal alien or some war never came up again. It's like I'm watching a trilogy at 3x speed.

The dog is starting to become annoying and it's so obviously CGI.

People are constantly talking about stuff that happened in the past or background info. The movie really doesn't give itself time to exist in the here and now.

Fuck Gunn and fuck white "people"

>>212539592 (OP)
>move is woke
>nothing overtly political

it's funny you retards don't realize what a cultural trap this is for you.

you have trumps term and maybe one post trump maga president before the pogroms

>>212540430
apparently jews are mad since the Boravia guy is supposed to be Netanyahu and they are invading obviously not palestine

This is so obviously Israel vs Gaza. The Shitskins are all chanting for Superman and of course he shows up. Like where else is an army with American weapons invading some brownies while the narrator points out how unbalanced the conflict is.
At the same time the city is in super duper danger and the whole city evacuates in 30 seconds.

>>212540653
It is so Palestine.

I know this movie shit but at this point Im actually pumped to see how shitty it can possibly be

>>212540826
You will be disappointed. Shit moves so fast, you're quickly forgetting the bad parts. I bet that also happened to reviewers.

>>212540725
>Like where else is an army with American weapons invading some brownies
There isn't a conflict in the world where the American state or the American arms industry (same difference) are uninvolved.

>>212540871
Sure thing, James. It's not Palestine *wink*

>Superman constantly loses
It gets annoying. I'm watching Superman, not Man.

GOFILE IS HERE

>>212537721
>>212537721
>>212537721
>>212537721
>>212537721

That soldier is totally not about to shoot a brown child. No, it's not Palestine.
Benjamin gets killed by screeching Hawkgirl.

>>212540998
>redditfrog
Keep it.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

This is what Gunn-cucks think is happening IRL.

Finally it's over. Hate monkies are free.

Really anti-climatic ending, because you have no idea wtf happened and what you're supposed to be happy about now.

Supergirl stumbles in as if she's drunk.

>>212539919
They're literally me

>>212540918
>>Superman constantly loses
>It gets annoying

>it was okay with Superman TAS did it

>>212539592 (OP)
Just finished watching, and I just know everyone /here/ will hate it kek
The plot was fine tbdesu, but it was hard to give a shit about the characters because you're thrown in the middle of the story, that's what people actually mean with "comic book-like"

>>212539988
This >>212539592 (OP)

>>212542078
But that shouldn't be a praise. Feeling like you're read part 4 of a long format story, because the comics is a goddam cross-over between various different comics is easily one of the worst things about American comics.

>>212539592 (OP)
It's good. 7/10
Feels like a Silver Age comic book.
Supes and Lex are great. Lois is lame.
I don't know how I feel about the Jimmy stuff.
Some modernization is fun, other elements are off.
Better than MoS.
Not as good as Reeve 1 & 2.

>>212539854
Based Gunn putting Indians in the film

>>212540178
>Why isn't Snyderfans doing our promoting for us

You gunnjeets really are la azyy workers

>>212542450
See, is this type of post that i don't know if the person is being truthful or not.

>>212542078
>watches a tracked file to give wb more adrevenue. Well you're a retard

>>212542450
>Feels like a Silver Age comic book
There aren't any Silver Age comic books where Superman is this much of a whiny entitled faggot who loves reddit quips.

>>212542511
He mentioned Snyders movie. He's trying to culture war shit. It's fake

>>212542511
I mean, I can't prove it to you.
I saw it last night and that's how I feel.
I will say nigga, because a bot wouldn't.

>>212542580
The fact that you watched last night make me more distrustful.

>>212542551
Provide me a moment where he's whiny, entitled, and or quipping.
>>212542596
Okay.

>>212542620
When he gets mad at Lois during their interview.

>the twist is that Superman's Kryptonian parents were evil
That fucking does it, m8
Not even pirating this faggotry.

>clark melty over there being hashtag supershit on social media
kek

Well just watched, it feels worse than the GOTG movies which I thought were good to ok. Retards are going to love the stupid dog, but the movie does just feel like a patchwork of bullshit and random scenes with no time to breathe or have any gravity. Superman would be ok if he didn't have cringey lines but mostly gets his ass handed to him the entire movie. Pretty much all the side characters were bad, guy green lantern was ok, jive black guy and hawk girl were awful. Just feel disappointed that this is what we get now and probably will be stuck with for a decade because they have good marketing and the audience is getting dumber.

>>212539919
Is that the screenwriter?

>>212542640
I mean, he's upset because he thinks Lois is being intentionally obtuse.
Superman did a lot of weird shit in the Silver Age. Stuff really out of character.
I can an example of him being upset with someone from the Silver Age.
But would it really even change your mind?

>>212542743
>I mean, he's upset because he's written as a manchild
Nothing like the Silver Age.
>Superman did a lot of weird shit in the Silver Age. Stuff really out of character.
And it was always either some form of kryptonite, a dream sequence, an impostor, an intentional ruse etc.
Silver Age Superman was otherwise consistently written and never really flustered or overwhelmed into being a jerk.

Laughing in Superman N64

>>212539854
Based Gunn putting Snyderjeets in the movie

>>212542834
A jerk? He just disagreed.
Raising your voice doesn't imply you're being mean.
That would mean all passion comes from a negative impulse.

Hilarious that Gunn blatantly originally intended the Big bad country invading the smaller neighbor to be Russia v Ukraine and then Israel proceeded to chimp out and genocide its neighbours

>>212541010
Is that fucking watermark actually on the video?

>>212540574
>fuck white "people"
James Gunn is that you? I really loved your The Suicide Squad btw and even tho this Superman was meh I'm still optimistic for the future of DCEU!

>>212542925
>Raising your voice doesn't imply you're being mean.
This isn't a very Superman-esque ideal.
Green Lantern making middle finger constructs isn't very Silver Age either.
Neither are all the killings.
And I doubt Julie Schwartz would ever sign off on '#Supershit'

>>212542596
Same here

>>212540998
i never pirate shit, can anyone tell me if we can expect better recordings to surface any time soon?
>washed out bright af colors
>massive foreign subtitles
>watermark

>>212543105
>washed out bright af colors
That's just the movie itself

>>212543093
Yes. Not everything in the film is Silver Age.
Superman yelling is fairly common in the comics.
In the Silver Age, practically every speech bubble ended in an exclamation point.
I can post a lot of panels where Superman yells if you want.

>>212543105
>>washed out bright af colors
That's not on the camrip. If anything they usually make movies darker because of being recorded inside a poorly lit cinema.

>>212543105
>I pay stupid tax, can someone spoonfeed me?
Kill yourself biomass

Genuinely one of the worst looking movies I've seen in recent memory

>>212543151
>stupid tax
nigger huh?
>>212543148
>>212543125
oh. well nvm then. looks like a commercial.

>>212540998
Based

Post your rating of this slop

4/10

>>212543127
>Superman yelling is fairly common in the comics.
You've not read them.
>In the Silver Age, practically every speech bubble ended in an exclamation point.
You're right, saar!

>>212543182
>Huh? What? Im retarded? Huh?
Keep paying for digital access to mkv files you retard

>>212543224
>You've not read them
Uh huh. So you want panels or not?

>>212543207
4.5/10. MoS was unironically much better.

>>212542743
>Stuff really out of character.
But always with his usual charismatic nature or talking down to you like a 40 year old dad who found out you threw a baseball through a neighbor's window and blamed it on someone else. Never has he displayed the frustration of a teenager who refuses to explain why he keeps skipping school.

Who should join the Superman Harem in the DCU?

>>212543295
Maybe not in the Silver Age.
But yes, he has been far more youthfully impassioned in the comics.

>>212542970
Fucking unbelievable. The watermark is really there on a goddamn camrip of a movie. French fucking subs.

Who are these people that do this and why haven't they killed themselves yet?

>>212542642
Seriously? That shit again? Swear to god, Invincible is a blight. They kind of did it in that animated series from a year or two ago.

>>212543402
Yep, seriously. That exact shit again.
Gunn should've just made an Invincible movie. It's what he obviously wanted to make.

>>212543402
It was fine, actually.
Made the relationship with the Kents more weighted.

So Engineer can literally do anything the plot needs huh?

I've liked Gunn movies but this is so fucking bad

>>212543447
>It was fine, actually.
>Made the relationship with the Kents more weighted.
Fuck you.
It wasn't fine and Superman is perfectly capable of having strong relationships with both the parents who saved him and the parents who raised him.

>>212543479
Nah. It was a fine change.
Helped accentuate the divide in himself.
Should he be like his species or like his adoptive species? Good characterization.

>>212543522
>It was a fine change.
Kill yourself.

>>212541676
Like, actually?

>>212543543
It's okay. Character for literal children, anon.
Remember.

>>212543447
It's literally just the goddamn plot of Invincible. Superman loved all four of his parents.

>>212543522
Except the movie never spends enough time on it fir it to have any impact.

>>212543562
And written by adults. I don't want my kids watching a pile of shit that was made by adults who should know better.

Monkey hashtagging is hilarious because that is the hashtag Snyderjeets were spamming last month kek. Fucking Pedogunn playing 4dchess

>>212543522
so Goku?

>>212543570
The movie never spends enough time on anything to have any impact.

Felt bad for the paki bros.

>>212539919
I can't believe it's real kek

>>212543522
The movie doesn't even explore this shit, and all it does is raise question. Is Supergirl also a kryptonian supremacist hunting human cocks to conquer Earth?

>>212543568
I'm sure he still loves his Kryptonian parents.
They just wanted a different life for him.
They're not evil.
>>212543570
I disagree. That's pretty much the entire arc he goes through. Discovering that the outside world doesn't define him and can't label him.
>>212543593
Kids really won't care, dude.
You're having an adult reaction to a child's film.
>>212543612
Idk. I don't watch Mexican entertainment.

>I laughed when the dog saw the T ball
>the movie is constant action and fast camera panning, possibly to distract you from the CGI and dumb plot
j>immy makes no sense
>lois is lois
>am i supposed to believe the "smartest human, lord of tech" doesnt know his GF is texting jimmy?
>lex was annoying and the movie tries to convey how he is jealous of superman but fails until they have to literally spell it out for you
>the kents are non consequential, just there to quip and one heartfelt scene
>superman parents are evil for some reason?
>mr terrific was kinda good
>guy was good too but never utilized?
>hawkgirl was... uhh there? whats with all the screeching? we get it you are a hawk or whatever jeez
>villians were ok i guess
>if lex wanted superman dead why didnt he kill him in the first fight of the movie?
movie its a 50/50, fun to watch on a sunday when you have nothing to do and then forget about it
but yeah, the dog will carry the movie

>>212543647
It answers the question on Superman's behalf.
This isn't Supergirl's movie.
We'll learn about her in the movie Supergirl.

>>212543650
>Kids really won't care, dude.
Jesus Christ faggots like you actually exist.
I'm having a parent's reaction to a piece of shit. Why would I want my kid to watch anything made by hacks who decided that that it's fine for children's entertainment to be unacceptable?
If kids'll like anything, why not make it good?

>>212543674
In other words it's a two hour trailer. Just like BvS, the worst Snyder movie.
I'll pass.

What kind of people enjoy this dogshit? They dislike so much Snyder to pretend that this is good? I mean, MoS and BvS were trash too, but that doesn´t make this new movie better.

>>212543724
Snyder made fun of gays once in 300 and fags in their entirety have been seething about him ever since.

>>212543650
>I don't watch Mexican entertainment.
What a weird thing to say while defending capeshit.

>>212543285
3/10
It seems like the target audience was the tiktok kids.

>>212543696
>unacceptable
Because the fictional alien has a different backstory?
Show your kid whatever you want man, lol.
It is good. Again, kids won't think like you.
You're not a kid.

>>212543777
>Because the fictional alien has a different backstory?
No because the writing overall is absolute trash, the backstory being one lump in a sea of shit.

>>212543468
uhhhh nanobots. they are magic

>>212543777
>It is good.

>James Gunn was supposed to turn DC around
>he's actually made a movie worse than Marvel or previous DC movies.
He's going to be removed as CEO.

>>212543800
Oh okay.
Yeah I totally remember being a kid and saying to myself
>Wow, the writing in this film is poor. I can't believe they altered his backstory among other criticisms I've observed.
When your kids say that does everyone stand up and clap?

>gunnfags are literally taking the "it's for kids and therefore above criticism" tactic
Jesus Christ how fucking bad is this movie?

This movie felt like everything people criticize Marvel movies for being. Don't know why you fags love it so much.

You all have weak opsec and will be reported to kiwifarms and Onion according to that one tranny

>>212543848
Developing minds benefit from watching media of actual quality. Why would I fill his head with garbage during the most developmental years of his life?
Why would anyone? To make WB money? Fuck yourself.

>>212543875
They're being paid to.

>>212543758
To be fair, he turns every villain into a zeisty nigga because he finds homosexuality evil. Something about wasting seeds or something.

Super Heroes are for kids Alan Moore is right why are Adults so mad about a kids movie?

>>212543929
To be fair he's absolutely right.

>>212543932
Adults have kids and care enough about them to not expose them to garbage media.
Why do you think kids movies should be above criticism? If anything they require even more scrutiny.

>>212543874
I'm actually taking the "it's for kids so approach it like a kid" tactic.
Usually involves good faith, which is why it's a tough practice here.
>>212543891
You're very dramatic. Kids like fun once in a while. Not everything is a learning situation.
Imagine taking capeshit this seriously.

>>212543874
It's the worst Superman movie ever made.

>>212543971
>I'm actually taking the "it's for kids so approach it like a kid" tactic.
>just turn your brain off, bro! dial it down to a 2nd grade level!
You really should consider suicide.

>>212543971
Even as I kid I would have hated this movie. Superman is a pussy and the story is too busy to give me a reason to care about any of it.

Finally a decent comic hero movie that isn't woke shit and snyderbabies cry because it's not dark enough. Jesus.
I was missing straight couples and hot women.

More ADHD than GOTG, but also less stylish or fun, and most of the characters sucked. No story beats had any gravity or tension. The dog was way overused, luthor was completely one dimensional. Bleh.

Damn, this movie is like someone started watching season 3 of a The CW superhero show in the middle and put it on 2x speed. Things are introduced but never explored, characters show up and do very little. Every action scene is just a set up for some gag, and the gag itself most of the time isn't funny or anything just some awkward observation. Everything is too bright and white. Probably to hide the poor CGI. Like shit goes way too fast.

The most important character in the entire movie where you actually get to see something of a character arc is the pajeet that saves Superman. You actually get his story in full. Who he is, what he likes, what he did, and his end. Everyone else are just there. Even the dog despite him being a constant throughout the movie. You need to watch Supergirl to get more about him.

>>212543847
Its a fun comedy movie like Batman Forever and Batman and Robin Super Heroes movies should be fun and goofy im tired of serious Super Hero movies and tired of Cinematic Universes

>>212543971
>You're very dramatic.
Not an argument. Nothing I said was fallacious there. There are plenty of childrens' films of actual quality that are worth watching. The creators of those films didn't take "it's for kids" as an excuse to phone it in and craft a pile of shit.
Superman isn't one of those.

>>212539919
subtle

>>212544055
You actually get to know Batman and Robin in those movies. They have character arcs, conflicts, and so on.

>>212544055
>Its a fun comedy movie
I didn't laugh once. It was boring and Superman is a pussy.

>>212544045
How the fuck did they manage to make BvS look good? It's like they took all of its mistakes and ramped them all the fuck up.

>Look at the wiki for Superman
>See that they made a new animated tv show for the rebooted DC universe the came out a while ago
>Read up on it
>Literally everyone cast in it is a nepo hire family or friend of Gunn and ALSO have different live action roles in Superman as well

He really is shameless with this shit isn't he?
Glad he at least got bullied about putting his fucking wife in everything after Peacemaker and The Suicide Squad

>>212544044
>isn't woke
>brown people and strong women everywhere
>male lead is constantly humiliated
I see right through you, you shill faggot.

>>212544003
You should consider being able to function on multiple levels.
>>212544006
Alright. You would have hated the film as a kid. Gunn should watch out, that could become a testimonial on the back of the DVD.
>>212544062
Yeah, the argument came after that sentence.
But your focus on it says more about you.
You're once again just reciting a subjective opinion in the name of your children.
Which is fine, but unconvincing.

>>212544055
>Its a fun comedy movie like Batman Forever and Batman and Robin
Ah yes, everybody loves those.

>>212544103
His wife is in this movie, she voices one of the robots

>>212544126
I like Batman Forever

>>212544103
His brother is one of the bosses in Lollipop Chainsaw.
Gun directed that game, not Suda51. Has his claws all over it.

>>212544103
Imagine watching this shit not even James Gunn watched that crap

>>212544108
who? Hawkgirl? Lois was just his love interest and acting as usual.

>>212539988
>>212542287
zoomie zoom zoom

>>212544055
Batman Forever at least took the time to introduce the characters.

>>212544125
You didn't even read that post.
Acknowledging the existence of creative teams that didn't make excuses for being lazy assholes isn't subjective.
The fact that you're trying to excuse Gunn's team for being lazy assholes says a lot about you, pic related.

>>212539919
Jeets ain't monkee but alright

>>212543971
>Usually involves good faith, which is why it's a tough practice here.
There's nothing even close to good faith about this defense when pic related is a movie for kids. Just because it's for kids, that doesn't mean it has to automatically be devoid of standards or be exempt from criticism. Adults are the ones actually paying the price of admission and dictate what their kids should and shouldn't see (at least the responsible ones do).

>>212544156
Lois almost wanted to break up with Superman in this movie because him screaming in high pitch gave her the ick and she was all over Mr Terric, which was odd but the movie zooms so past you almost end up being unable to digest that. Then the rest of the Justice "Gang" demoralize Superman some more for her.

>>212544195
Man, you've got no idea how tired I am of faggots leeching onto "it's for kids" for dear life. It's sickening every time.
Subhuman scum.

>>212544185
Oh. RLM.
Talk about poor criticism.
Anyways, you really can't prove anything you're saying.
Therefore it's subjective.
Again, kinda boring.
>>212544195
Lol, that movie sucks. Watch The Ten Commandments.
Superman isn't exempt from standards or criticism.
You guys are just ignoring my replies.

>>212539854
>>212539919
OMG its Lord Hanuman

>>212544237
>Oh. RLM.
I knew that's all you'd see.
Look at what he's saying. He's making fun of you, personally.
Anyone who's gonna tell me to turn my brain off because a movie's "for kids" is literally being that faggot.

Am i the only one who found odd how every bad guy not named Lex Luthor are killed in this movie, but not by Superman although he is right there and doesn't seem to give that much of a fuck? Like the kaiju and the Borovia president. The Justice Gang just exist almost to kill those bad guys in funny ways and give the audience the catharsis they need, but without "sullying" Superman.

I found odd.

>>212544237
>Lol, that movie sucks.
You're really making the case for killing yourself, friend.

>>212544288
because Superman doesn't kill

>>212544237
>that movie sucks
Every post you make outs you more and more as a mongrel.

>>212544237
>Superman isn't exempt from standards or criticism.
Then I'm gonna pick it apart and laugh at how shit it is if it's all the same to you.

>>212544302
Yeah but shouldn't that be an issue? That's my point. It should be a plot point.
It felt like Gunn wanted for the heroes to kill the bad guys but not Superman, so he just removes Superman a bit from the situation, have the heroes kill, and then Superman is back again before the plot can move on. Superman just whine a bit but not much more than that.

Felt like a copeout.

>>212544302
>because Superman doesn't kill
Objectively untrue. He avoids killing, but he'll do it if he has to. He doesn't have the batman rule.

>>212544266
That's not what I said.
But hey, you find value from RLM.
Read my replies and then talk to me.
Right now you're just behaving like a child.
>>212544298
I think, therefore I am.
Try it sometime.

>>212544354
>That's not what I said.
I quoted you directly, dumbass. You type like a woman.

>>212544336
The movie goes so fast that i feel Gunn wouldn't be able to explore this shit even if he wanted to. So him doing some "aw chucks, guyse" is the most that is allowed.

>>212544339
well yes of course. but in the context of this film, he doesn't need to
>>212544336
it's a Gunn problem

>>212544195
>Just because it's for kids, that doesn't mean it has to automatically be devoid of standards or be exempt from criticism
I don't know why westerners love to defend the sanitization of all media. Surely they have to know at a glance which stuff is more impactful, yet they defend the toned down slop nonetheless.

>>212539765
>There was just a 30 second scene with Kryptonite that didn't make any sense at all.
A lot of scenes didn't make sense like when the Engineer turned upside down middle battle and her whole body morphed into the correct position, what the fuck was that

Also the two "emotional" scenes between Clark and Lois, the interview and the "they don't like me man" drag for long 10 minute each. The second is even worse because Superman is being a little whiny faggot while a fucking huge eye thing (reminds me of Solaris) destroys the city in the background

>>212544364
>he doesn't need to
Would've been pretty exciting if he did.

>>212544314
Okie dokie. If it's just for fun then be as poor faith as you want.
But I'll only pay attention to legitimate criticisms if they're engaging with the film on the level it's intended to be engaged on.
>>212544360
It really isn't what I said, but sure.

>>212544408
>But I'll only pay attention to legitimate criticisms if
I don't care, princess. It's not about you.

>>212544396
i don't think Lex can force Clark into that situation. It gotta be high tier villains like Doomsday, Zod, Brainiac...

>Superman parents were evil
I thought that was Lex fucking with Superman

>>212539592 (OP)
I saw Man of Steel through a shitty camrip, might as well make it a custom and see this the same way.

>>212544434
Oh man could you imagine if we had a move with Zod where they'd fight and Superman was forced to kill him to save the innocent?
That'd be pretty good.

haven't watched a capeshit movie since avengers 1 and shan't be watching this one

>>212544449
Lex didn't make the footage. He found it and used it to fuck with Superman.
It's why Superman was only watching the Kents at the end. He discarded his old parents because they were colonizers the whole time.
Absolute fucking garbage.

What bothers me about the Justice Gang killing in this movie is that they're clearly the heroes here and the cool ones. It's very clear that despite the whole movie being about Superman and him begging others to be nice that Gunn is much more at home with misfit heroes who do kill the bad guys in amusing ways.
Hawkgirl dropping the president of Bovoria while saying that she is not Superman and thus kill off bad guys was almost played as the correct response, because president was counting on being let go thinking she was a "wuss" like Superman.

What a weird movie.

>>212544459
yeah and have Superman broke down after doing that too, and then have 2 more films to show how he matures into a proper superhero

>>212544432
It is when you're talking to me, lol.
That's how a reply works. You're purposefully giving me some of your time.

>>212544492
lol you fucking egomaniac weirdo.

>>212540430
Yeah there is so much shit and at the same time the movie never ends

>>212540653
He could be anyone. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin, even Boris Johnson with that hair. That's the problem with guys like Gunn, they can't compromise

>>212544481
even Zack Synder managed to balance between Johnathan and Jor'El. I don't understand why Gunn had to do this

>>212544489
Man that'd be some great shit. Sounds like an actual superhero story.

>>212544449
yeah that's the absolutely obvious conclusion that anyone would consider, but there was a throwaway line by mr jive terrific, something like 'oh wow top scientists looked at the footage they are always right' and so everyone in the world suddenly hates superman.

>>212544507
Alright. I'm not saying I want it, it's just how it is.
I'm giving you some of my time, right now.
If I didn't care enough to reply, I'd move on.
But we're talking, so I'm replying.
Right now, it's about this conversation.

>>212544546
He's a hack.
Snyder Jor'El was great, one of the better Crowe roles.

>>212540826
It's the most boring MCU movie you ever watched but with 30 main characters and so many plot points you feel like they are recaping a whole trilogy in one movie. I was expecting something mediocre, not this bad.

Also there are so many small weird scenes, I can't even start to explain. Tons of little "jokes" or dumb ideas like Luthor created a whole pocket universe and he uses as a federal prison where he keeps everyone he hates, from industrial enemies to teenagers that kept blogs talking shit about him being bald. I'm not joking.

>>212544556
you're taking the position that the general public DON'T believe whatever people in power tell them?

>>212544560
>Alright. I'm not saying I want it
You are an attention whore.
Go ahead and throw it back, slut.

The faggot that told me yesterday that Mister Terrific doesn't talk in jive and that was just in the trailers released, fuck you, you lying corporate shill. They turned Mr Terrific into a bad impression of Mr T here. Why lie?

>>212539592 (OP)

>It's a local!

So Ultraman wasn't Ultraman at all but rather Bizarro relabeled.

Lex is gay for Superman, everything he does in the film, from the frame job to turn the people and government against Superman, in order to put Supes in the pocket dimension prison, to helping Not-Israel to destroy Not-Gaza in order to get half of Gaza is all just a smokescreen for fucking with Supes, and it all falls apart because Olson cucks him with Tessmacher, who spills the beans to him and he reports it. Very Saturday Morning Cartoon feeling.

I get the feeling that this is as close to a kids superhero movie we're going to see out of Gunn.

>>212544590
>Why lie?
Damage control.

>>212544588
Very odd folks on /tv/, lol.
Very odd indeed.

>>212544577
if elon musk released footage that said something about a figure that just saved a city, most people would probably consider it for at least a few seconds.

>>212544623
one half would. the other wouldn't, sadly.

>release baby kaijuu
>timeskip to it randomly being big in the middle of a street
the individual scenes are all good to great but the movie is way too fucking fast

>>212544590
Link to the post? Good proof for those that deny shills post here.

>>212544569
MoS has Jor'El encourages his son to use his power
BvS has Jonathan told his son that there's still good in the world and that he misses him
ZSJL has both fathers telling Superman it's time to fly and join mankind in the sun

>>212544660
And still it drags on

>>212544660

Well the guy even says, small distraction, and the other guy goes, it'll get bigger. The joke is that the little gremlin turns into a kaiju, if it didn't land with you it didn't land but that's the attempt.

>>212544681
nta but Jonathan told Clark to let kids drown.

>>212544681
Yep, time to rewatch.

>>212544605

> this is as close to a kids movie we're going to see out of Gunn

Gunn's other "kids movies" we won't see until his trial.

>>212544701
He was scared and doubtful. He was so terrified of losing his son to government agents that he would've told the kid anything to get him to stay quiet about his powers.

>Superman now has Goku's origin
>a fucking comic Black Noir twist
Weird stuff ngl

>>212544701
lmao yeah. It's Synder after all

>>212544605
>this is as close to a kids superhero movie we're going to see out of Gunn
That time Lex played russian roulette with a pajeet was very family friendly

I’m about halfway through and it’s one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Not just superhero genre. The bar is so low they can just shovel slop out like this. Grim.

>>212544763
Something tells me it'll flop.
I'm expecting a middling opening and a sharp drop, especially after Flash and one MCU flop after another.

>>212544724
But, his son is superhuman.
The fuck is the government going to do?
It would be frightening, yeah, but he's stronger than the average man.

>>212544840
He wasn't sure how powerful his son was or what weaknesses he had, and he didn't really care either.
Fear can make a parent overprotective. Snyder's Jonathan was a flawed man who was afraid of change.

>>212544862
Great, so Jor-El was a flawed alien afraid of change as well.
He wanted the species to live on.
If you like Snyder's, there's nothing wrong with Gunn's.

>>212544740

Hence the as close to. Everyone already knows his sensibilities, but that's clearly the attempt he made here.

>>212544786
It looks and feels like the flash but with somehow even more woke shit.

>>212544884
Except Gunn paced his movie so poorly that it didn't give any character time to breathe.

The point about MoS is that Jor-El encouraged Clark to go out and be a hero, and Jonathan was scared of Clark going out and being a hero, all so when it happened it could be Clark's choice.
It doesn't work that well because in the movie Zod pretty much forces his hand.

>>212544894
Flash wasn’t even woke

>>212544907
I thought it breathed great.

>>212544884
>Great, so Jor-El was a flawed alien afraid of change as well.
He was an evil despot who wanted his son to be a dictator. Not even remotely the same.
The complete fucking opposite actually.

>>212544925
You thought wrong. If George Floyd watched it he would've understood what choking actually was.

>>212544763
I felt the same, then I finished and was certain. Also I never thought I would hate Krypto, but the whole whistling and him saving the day all the time really got into my nerves.

>>212544929
No, not really.
He wanted his species to survive. He sent his son to be a good person, but keep to his mission.
It's about as bad as saying, "let children die because I love you."
He said, "let humans die because I love you."

>>212544951
If George Floyd watched it, he'd get his breath back.
That's how well it breathed.

>>212544890
>Everyone already knows his sensibilities
Eternal Troma teenager, Superman puking that black goo was peak Gunn

>>212544907
Specially the Justice Gang, also Mr Terrific mogs everyone

>>212544958
Jesus Christ you really don't know when to quit, do you, faggot?
Jonathan also feared the corruption that came with power. He wasn't just scared of what people would do to Clark, but Clark himself.
But you don't care. You just want attention, whore.

>>212544884
that's why you really should watch the rest of the trilogy. They form a complete story

>>212545017
He's too busy desperately trying to shill this dumpster fire and farm (You)s to watch anything.

>>212544989
>you don't know when to quit!
It's a discussion about a children's character, my friend.
Calm it down.
Being more complicated doesn't make something better.

>>212545025
If you're gonna cum, now's the time, whore. This is your last (You).

>>212545017
I've seen them all. In theaters, actually, except for ZSJL.
There's no cohesive arc that resembles anything remotely close to Jonathan Kent.

Was it just me or did this movie kill more people than MoS?

This was horrible. I mean that honestly. This was absurd. Who wrote this? Lois and Supes arguing like teenagers, curse words flying, action is all over the place, gun using torturing a dog and a baby to pull on heartstrings? Dude, wtf did I just watch?

is green lantern in it longer than 10 seconds?

>>212545057

Unfortunately.

>>212545050
Also did more damage. Remember, most of the city got fucked up by the world engine. The actual fight between Superman and Zod was comparatively minimal, and after most people fucked off.

>>212539854
>>212539919
I hate gunn but this is pretty funny and a good defense mechanism

>>212545076
oh is he pretty shit in it?

>>212545048
did you miss the scene where he is talking to Clark on the mountain
>she gave me faith that there's still good in this world
papa Kent realized his mistake there

>>212545088
It's an insecure strawman because he knew people were gonna tear this flick apart.

>>212545047
Ahhhhh.
Okay I'm finished. Cleanup on aisle my pants.
>>212545087
I get that and am fine with it. I'm saying Jonathan wouldn't have told Clark to let kids drown.
He wouldn't have told Clark to let him die right in front of him.
Both situations could be explained away with a freak adrenaline rush or luck.
The image is nice though.

>>212539885
Everything was true

>>212545100
The talk about the drowned horses was weird, but in larger context is a nice message about unintended bad consequences from good faith actions and how we must face and shoulder our responsibility during those moments, and not just shy away and run from it.

>>212545100
I just saw it as him telling Clark people are worth saving. Especially since Clark thinks Lois is his world. That she's the good.
i.e. just how Martha was the good for Jonathan.

>mfw mr terrific mogs superwhitey

It’s over for Timmys. She was absolutely ravenous after that display of competence after shit testing super gay (he made her dinner and helped her career and she nagged him and bitched btw)

>>212545152
Great parallel.
I just wish Superman was more like himself. Then I'd love these movies.

>>212545168
Call me an autist or whatever, but this feels something straight out of Tom King, and i now King gave notes for this movie.

Lois being bossy and confrontational, Lois putting Clark in defensive mode and him sperging out, Lois lusting for Mr Terrific. This feels straight out from his playbook.

He had Adam Stranger wife lusting for Terrific in a mini before.

>Cleanup on aisle my pants.
Stick to reddit for the love of Christ.

>>212545176
Superman is at his lowest point in BvS, yet he still decided to sacrifice himself to save mankind. His sacrifice hit so hard Batman couldn't even look at Clark without feeling shame

>>212545205
Gunn is a huge fan of Tom King and his writing has gone completely to shit as a consequence.

>RGB released their cam before the russians
should i watch 1 hour of it or wait to completely watch it later
:/

>>212545093

The "Justice Gang", is the crew he made, and is comprised of him, Hawk Girl and Mr. Terrific. They act like second rate heroes throughout most of the film despite Mr. Terrific solving most of the problems when he is needed to, like breaking Superman out of the pocket universe prison, and undoing the black hole in Metropolis. Lantern acts like a douche through most of it, which is from what I understand a good description of Guy Gardner, but he's basically a loser second rate lazy superhero.

When Superman is forced to choose between fighting Ultraman/Bizarro and save Metropolis from the black hole and saving Not-Gaza from Not-Israel's invasion, it's Lantern's redemption to go help Gaza after saying that he's not political and doesn't want to make enemies with the USA. USA laments at the end that it's the metahumans that are setting the rules now, which was what they were fearing throughout the film.

>>212545051
Clarks parents being white trash redneck boomers was great. The entire movie in fact was a giant monument to sin and where America is socially atm. The monkeys, little green alien baby, bowl cut, bitch Louis, Manchild weak supes, nanobots bitch interfacing and outclassing cryptonian tech.

Movie made by Indians helmed by liberal douche for Indians and liberal douches.

>>212545051
You watched Invincible, but it's officially Superman now.

>>212545206
Nice gif.
>>212545210
Except, his world was Lois. He sacrificed himself to save Lois.
Don't see why Batman related to that. He was killing people one scene ago.

>>212545265
>where America is socially atm
It's about a year late. People don't want that faggotry anymore. It's why beautiful protagonists are making money again.

>>212539592 (OP)
I'm not going to download this. Can someone just tell me if it's a good movie So I don't waste my time or money when it legit comes out.

>>212545237
Im actually trying to think what Superman did acomplish in this movie, and i don't know. Mr Terrific fixed almost everything and Krypto, when Terrifc wasn't present, saved the day most of the time.

What Superman did in this movie?

>>212539592 (OP)
There is nothing from Rosenbaum in this Luthor.
He is more like an angry monkey.

>>212545298
I should watch first but I haven't yet
HOWEVER
Where's my Snyder Apology Form?

>>212545298
No, it isn't good. Imagine the biggest mistakes BvS made (too many characters, shit-tier Lex Luthor) and ramp those up by about 5. Now imagine if BvS was the only movie in the DCEU, with zero context or explanation from a previous film. Now oversaturate and overbrighten the shit out of it so hard that the sky is fucking white.
That's Superman.

>>212545304
He saved a squirrel

>>212545304
Stopped Luthor, stopped the Engineer, stopped Ultraman, saved Baby Joey.

>>212543105
Unlikely we are getting a better version anytime soon.

Why did Superman never consider the possibility that Lex was altered the translation of his parents' message to mess with Superman's mind, or was just lying about the translation? It's not like there are any other Kryptonian speakers around to correct him.

>>212545298
It's a bad movie. The kind you may watch just to pause every couple minutes to laugh at how bad it looks and sounds.

metahuman
who wrote this?

>>212545367
Thank you anon

>>212545290
>Except, his world was Lois. He sacrificed himself to save Lois.
It's a metaphor, anon.
The point is that when you think about saving the whole world on a daily basis things can get harder to shoulder and difficult to grasp, because it is so complex and big, but when you take such a concept as the entire world and make it into something tangible, like protecting the world because that means your loved ones will also be protected, then you can emotionally understand it better and feel more invested.

In the beginning of the movie Lois questioned Clark if their relationship isn't getting in between his job as Superman, framing their love as a weakness. It is how Lex found out who he is, because he is always rescuing her.
But then in the end Clark realized that Lois matters, because she is his source of strength and support, and a representation of everything he loves about humanity and the world itself.

It is also a callback to MoS.

Fuck the haters and jeets, I actually liked it. Not the greatest thing in the world, but definitely the best Superman movie since Part II.

>>212545366
He did. Mr. Terrific said it wasn't likely.
It would be foolish to assume every translator is under Luthor's control.

>>212539592 (OP)
>Man of Steel
lolololololol

>>212545386
another metahuman already defeated clark
kek

>>212545354
Krypto did most of those things.

Just watched it in an actual cinema, not some shitty camrip like a thirdworlder. It's not really political other than the pseudo Russia/Israel vs. Ukraine/Palestine conflict, no idea why that became a talking point.

Really enjoyed it, plot moves fast but it makes sense. Bunch of characters, but focus is squarely in Superman. Embraces comic book weirdness, but avoids the obnoxious Marvel wink at the camera "ain't comic books silly?" tired shtick.

Cat Grant has really juicy bouncy tits, which was a plus.

>Movie was originally a series of 'days' each being a mini-story
>after negative testing edited into a more traditional narrative
>complete mess and patchwork that feels hectic and without gravity

RELEASE THE GUNN CUT

>>212545398
But the fags on reddit said that Snyder's a bigot and doesn't think!

>>212545304
>What Superman did in this movie?
Nothing.

>>212545051
It embarassing, by far the worst movie DC have made since Green Lantern.

>>212545426
>Embraces comic book weirdness, but avoids the obnoxious Marvel wink at the camera "ain't comic books silly?" tired
Why lie?

>>212545426
>but focus is squarely in Superman
Don't lie, you shill. Mr Terrific is the main superhero.

>>212544701
>ESL jeet can't figure out the subtext of a scene if they don't spoonfeed him
He was trying to get his young kid to use his brain so that they would act with more discretion (given his powers and their potential effects on society) instead of doing something attention grabbing like lifting the whole bus up.

>>212545304

Everything that happened in this movie was motivated to hurt him, essentially. Lex admitted that he created the conflict with Not-Israel and Not-Gaza in order to provoke Superman to get involved, knowing he would, so he could provoke the USA to want to restrain him, since he's getting involved in geopolitics. His frame job provokes the USA to work with Lex to imprison Superman which leads to the death of the Indian food truck guy, Metamorpho's kid was imprisoned to garner Metamorpho's cooperation to create kryptonite in order to harm superman, the black hole in metropolis was created to force Superman's hand, the Kaiju was created to distract Superman. Ultraman/Bizarro was made using Superman's hair. So basically the entire film was an elaborate plot to harm Superman by Lex, Lex fails, reveals himself to the world as this villain, but that was revealed by Jimmy Olson on the promise that he would fuck Ms. Tessmacher, which was brought on by Lex ignoring her in favor of messing with Superman, so Superman didn't accomplish that.

Basically Superman existing is what set the whole chain in of events in the film into motion through Lex's obsession with him. If his character doesn't exist, none of the events in this film happen.

>>212545410
>4 3CPO
GRIM

>>212545400
Very based.
>>212545416
Nigga, Krypto did not beat Ultraman, the Engineer, or stop Lex from fleeing.
>>212545398
I get the metaphor, and it's nice, but besides public backlash, saving the world wasn't really difficult at all.
Comic Superman loves everyone because he's a super man. He doesn't need something tangible to put that love into.

>>212545431
>Movie was originally a series of 'days' each being a mini-story
I kinda wish Gunn had balls to stick with the original plan

>>212545442
Snyder's trilogy have flaws, but they also have some kino moment too. It's due to executive meddling and fanbase war that lead to him being a divisive figure

>>212545304
Got beat a ton of times, recovered by recharging his battery in the sun every time.

Get ready to have to stomach all the dishonest shilling capeshit Twitter is going to do for this mediocre flick.

>>212545484
>ESL thinks this isn't basic to grasp and yet still stupid

>>212545507
I'm very aware. I didn't like BvS because of said meddling, but I loved MoS and ZSJL. Excellent movies.

>>212545492
So Superman just ruined everything and did nothing other than existing?

>>212545507
>It's due to executive meddling
Rebel Moon was completly Snyder's vision and it still sucked the big one. So don't blame executives and admit that Snyder is just a shitty filmaker.

>read through thread
>everybody's explaining in detail why the movie's shit, matches up with the leaked mkv
>the one defender is a turbofaggot who hates Prince of Egypt and calls literally anybody who kind of likes it based so he won't feel alone
Cringe

>>212539592 (OP)
>same producers as the flash
>same vfx team as the flash
>same dp as the flash
>Gunnjeets and influencers defend this shit like their lives depended on it
1 day of criticism and theyre killing themselves lmao. BvS got so much shit from headcanon bs from youtuber hearsay and other people who had never seen the film. Shitting on Gunn for the next 10 years will be fun

>>212544339
>alternate universe and the he klills himself
Thanks for proving that superman doesn't kill, snydertard

>>212545492
hey, better plan then bombing US congress and force Superman and Batman to fight then unleash Doomsday without any way to contain it

>BvS got put through the ringer for having "too many characters" in the 2nd movie of a 5 movie saga because it had Batman, Lex, Doomsday and Wonder Woman in it along with a tiny 30 teaser for JL characters

Superman 2025 the first movie in the rebooted universe has;
>Superman
>Lois
>Perry
>Jimmy Olsen
>Teschmacher
>Evil Jor-El and Evil Lara
>Redneck Pa and Ma Kent
>Rick Flag Snr
>Engineer
>Guy Gardner
>Mister Terrific
>Metamorpho
>Hawkgirl
>Ultraman/BIzarro
>Lex Luthor
>Krypto
>Supergirl


>"ehhhhh that's fine"

>>212545404
He said the computer experts confirmed it, not the linguists.

>>212545551
>gets so mad at one poster he has to make a greentext
Lol.

>>212545548
Rebel Moon isn't Batman v Superman or the theatrical cut of Justice League, both of which were absolutely fucked with by executives.

>Muh jeeets
love these organic posts not made by one person

>>212545578
Like you're doing now?

>>212545572
>Jimmy Olsen
Hey, remember what happened to this character in Snyder's movie?

>>212545492
Nta but I don't remember why the Engineer is working with Lex. I can understand Ultraman since he's basically Lex's dog but Engineer and the whole Lexcorp team is being treated like cattle to commit crimes that will fuck their shit even if they don't have a conscience, which they clearly do. There is no reason to fear or obey Lex in this movie, he's just a bald fuck that has the gay for Superman.

>>212545576
What a boring score but it'll get praise from retards for occasionally putting in the Williams theme

>>212545568

No argument from me, I didn't like Batman v Superman at all, I'm just saying what this was.

>>212545572
Yep. Literally every mistake BvS made, Gunn repeated on steroids.
It's a fucking sight to see. He took the worst Snyder DC movie, used it as a template, and farted pastels and lensflares all over it.

>>212545603
I didn't read through a whole thread, get pissy at only one person in it, and have insert myself into the thread to tell everyone about it.
So no, not like what I'm doing now.

>>212545404
he didn't just translate, he hacked alien technology and 'recovered' data using magic nanobot technology with the woman doing some kind of mind meld. There's no plausible way to check it. It just goes by fast enough that most people wont think about it

This movie is literally worse than Batman & Robin.

>>212545609
Jimmy Olsen was swapped to be the foid at the Daily Planet that nearly dies during the final battle with Perry during MoS

Wasn't really communicated well by WB and since BvS was fast tracked by WB instead of the MoS 2 sequel she had nothing to do along with 90% of the DP team outside of Perry

>>212545609
Better than this 40yo live action
Doug Funnie that has less hair than Cavill pretending to be some teenager intern that fucks all the women. That shit was painful to watch.

>>212544681
>Snyder El: Be a god, you are invincible either way
>Snyder Kent: maybe let kid drown, okay?
snydershit did nothing right

>>212545625
I dunno, anon, you seem pretty upset.

>>212545627
Except it had to be checked, otherwise Superman would have been able to tell if it was phony or not.
He speaks Kryptonian.

Oh my god, now that I've seen it, I'm 100% sure this movie is going to flop HARD. Critic ratings are already dropping. This is a chaotic shit.

>>212545647
Synder Kal'El told his son to "save all of them", "join them in the sun", not rule with an iron fist

>>212545668
Mediocre opening weekend, followed by a record drop.
Screencap it.

>>212544911
MoS makes n opoint at all. Every times he ints at sometyhing, it either drops it or does the opposite

>>212545498
when lex start saying great?

>>212545555
it’s hilarious seeing shills praise Superman for the exact same stuff they shit on Flash for

>>212545682
There isn't a single anti-Snyder poonigger who'll ever argue in good faith.
They are literal homosexuals who hate that 300 made fun of fags and that he made Ozymandias even gayer than in the book.

>>212545644
>Doug Funnie that has less hair than Cavill pretending to be some teenager intern that fucks all the women.
That's comic accurate, jeet.

>>212545085
cope

nicholas stole the show in the 3rd act god damn

>>212545610

I don't remember if she gave a motivation, but I do remember that she understood what was at stake, she hates the "it" (superman) too, and that she gave up her humanity to stop him. Maybe there was exposition somewhere, but I didn't see it.

>>212545720
I literally just watched MoS. That's exactly what happened.
Stating objective fact isn't coping.

>>212545087
You can explain away any piece of shit by making those leftist-tier meme

Is Lex gay in this shit?

>>212545732
There wasn't one.
>>212545724
Yeah he was really fun to watch.

>>212545492
>Basically Superman existing is what set the whole chain in of events in the film into motion through Lex's obsession with him. If his character doesn't exist, none of the events in this film happen.
If you change that to Batman/Joker you just described TDK.

>>212545750
I mean Nicholas Hoult is playing him.

>>212545736
>I literally just watched MoS
I am so so sorry.

>>212545750

He may be closeted, but regardless, he's obsessed with Superman, nothing else. It comes back to harm him in the end as ignoring Ms Tessmacher is what sends her to Jimmy Olson who uses her to get dirt on Lex and expose him to the world, which has him crying in the end.

>>212545341
And it still mogged BvS lmao

>>212545610
in the comics engineer is a protector of earth and deeply interested in stopping threats against it
so i guess the film just expects you to know the comics and buy that she'd want to work with lex to protect humanity

>>212545780
can't mog BvS in the action sequence

Goddamn, you fuckers lied so much these past days.

Holt's Lex HAS NOTHING FROM Rosebaum's Lex. NOTHING.
Mister Terrific talks and act as if he came straight from a Blaxploitation movie. You even have a scene of him being cool and Lois being amazed by him. He talks in jive. You fuckers said this was just in the trailer.
Hawkgirl does nothing other than rolling her eyes like she is being possessed and screaming.
Superman does barely anything in this movie, in fact he's a source of problem, and everyone else has to chip in and help solve his shit.
Guy is barely in the movie. Who the fuck said he stole the show?

Like i get that you like the movie, but why lie? Doesn't make any sense.

A P O L O G I Z E

>>212545770
Anon, I didn't even demand an apology yet. Wait for the next APOLOGIZE thread.

>>212545398
More pareidolia.
Snydershit means nothing

>>212545813
You were talking to paid viral marketers anon

>>212545780
From what I've seen and the prevailing reaction, it clearly didn't mog BvS.
At least BvS had some good fight scenes, and this is coming from a guy who hated it.

>>212545811
>BvS action sequence
kek

>>212545759

Yeah they basically say as much in the end of Batman Begins, where Gordon warns Bruce that his theatricality is what brings on Joker. Then Alfred reiterates it that Batman's disrespect to the criminal element of Gotham is what provokes them to sponsor Joker in order to get rid of him.

Good execution does wonders for films, who would've guessed.

>>212545579
They were both fucking shit at any level, studio interference or not

>>212545833
>pareidolia
Literally not how that's spelled or what it means.
The guy wrote a story and put it across multiple movies because he had an actual plan in place. It's very obvious and no amount of wishful thinking on your part will ever change this objective fact.

>>212545682
>not rule with an iron fist
I didn't say that tho

>>212545492
>already a clone of superman in the first movie
Yeah alright

>>212545698
>he already called metahumans aliens
hahaha

>>212545867
>studio interference or not
The Snydercut was good so you fucked yourself on that one.

>>212545865
That was funny, though.

>>212545865
seeing Superman got manhandled was kino
also post warehouse fight, Doomsday fight

>>212545820
I'm sorry you drove DC into the ground so whoever came after had to rebuild from scratches its reputation when it was too lato to ride the capeshit bubble, failed hack

>>212545820
Oh they're sorry no matter what. Gunn buckbroke them.

They made this Lex gay. Lex is never seen giving his girlfriend any attention, and they show him imprisoning some guys in his pocket dimension. Not to mention he gets cuckolded by Jimmy Olsen for not caring about his girlfriend. Felt like the movie was implying that he is gay and she is his bird.

>>212545874
That's how its spelled and the hack just made a salad of scenes and plot points he though were smart and cool, but had no mening and was dogshit. And that not even taking the adaptation element in consideration
>>212545900
no it wasn't

>>212545897

Yeah man, he also beats Superman but Krypto the Dog stops him and he gets sucked into the black hole that Lex opened up.

Why is Ma Kent such a retard? Even my granny knows how to use a cellphone and she is in her 80!

>>212545811
BvS doesn't have one single good action scene
>>212545846
you have seen reactions from snydertards,
reminder that snydershit is universally reviled, pushed aside with disdain, and the hack kicked to Netflix where all his attempt at franchises tanked

>>212545970
>the hack just made a salad of scenes
No he didn't. You're just assuming he did because you refuse to believe the guy is incapable of writing.
You only think of people as cartoon characters and deny reality in order to maintain your retarded views.

>>212545987
Well, it's retarded.

>>212545970
Superman's hearing, something directly lifted from MoS, is used again in BvS, when Lex explain that Superman started to only tune on Lois' heart frequency and not his mothers, which is how Lex was able to kidnap her. That's what that whole "world" speech is about. Taking something scary and big, and making it small.

>>212546009

They're MAGA boomers from Kansas. How did you expect Gunn to portray them?

>>212546012
>you have seen reactions from snydertards
Prove it.

>>212546042
But Gunn himself was born in the american heartland. Is that how he feels about his parents?

>>212546017
I refuse to believe it because everything he wrote was incompetent, tone deaf and shat the bed

you falsely assume that peopel didn't start neutral to him and then saw his shitty movies gatting worse and worse the more he went pure snyder

>>212544706
Lel

>>212545627
>>212545660
I hate how everyone instantly believes the media in this movie
>here's a video of Superman's parents telling him to destroy our planet
>People who were saved by him 20 seconds ago start throwing trash at him
The same goes for Lex being "unmasked" in the end, it was some Scooby-Doo tier shit. Oh fuck Gunn did wrote two Scooby-Doo movies.

>>212546044
Your stupid worldview and tastes
nobody likes snydershit

>>212546088
>Is that how he feels about his parents?

He brings it up in interviews, that he never felt love until people called him until after he got cancelled for his pedo tweets. He mentions that a lot of his adulthood and filmmaking is reflective of that upbringing he had, hence the stupid hair, the love of punk rock that he imposes on Lois Lane, his far left values, his dark perverted humor, etc.

Lol this fucking movie. Everyone loves superman, then lex luthor goes on the news and says he found evidence Superman was sent to take over the planet and start a Harem. Then everyone hates superman, he gets depressed and is followed by the justice gang, specifically Mr T the jive talkin superhero who lois lane is REALLY impressed by. Anyway here is the critical dialogue that convinces superman to go into prison

>Its got to be doctored!
>No way clark. I know those forensics guys, they aint gonna say it's legit unless they are sure! I'm so sorry man.

>>212546027
You are connecting unrelated dots.
You are thinking abot this 100000000x times Snyder did.
Also he moved on ages ago

>>212545987
Krypto doesn't stop him. Superman snaps his neck.

>>212546146
Do yo uremind when in BvS a buch of corpses filled with bullets and burned with gaoline were enough to make a case against Snyderman and his skyscraper cutting lasers?
I do, sadly
Stop seething.

>>212546159
More to disturb you.
Snyder is known for making constant callbacks in his movie, to the point of random dialogue just being repeated over and over.

>>212546012
youve never seen the movie jeet.

>>212546137
>he never felt love until people called him until after he got cancelled for his pedo tweets. He mentions that a lot of his adulthood and filmmaking is reflective of that upbringing he had, hence the stupid hair, the love of punk rock that he imposes on Lois Lane, his far left values, his dark perverted humor, etc.
Wait what? You mean that he never felt love until people stood up for him after he was accused of being a pedo? Also how does that explain the stupid hair?

>>212546213
>Do yo uremind when in BvS a buch of corpses filled with bullets and burned with gaoline were enough to make a case against Snyderman and his skyscraper cutting lasers?
That... isn't what happened. At all.
They blamed him for the government coming in and killing everyone because of his involvement.

>>212546213
>enough
it was the last straw but you wouldnt know because you didnt actually watch the movie lil rajesh

>>212546146
this actually happens hahaha

>>212545119
It is but it's also still a somewhat funny preemptive defense for his fans to use in response to criticisms even if Gunn's seething to do it in the first place

I hate you all. If this movie flops, I will never get another Superman movie, all because of the fucking snyderjeets who have never read a comic book in their pathetic lives and don't even know who the fuck Superman is or what he's supposed to represent.

you guys are giving the average american more credit than they deserve
a shit ton immediately believed in kamala harris after being told by the television
a shit ton immediately believe every allegation against anyone as long as the tv says it
the whole American public is beyond reactionary, its frightening
its difficult to get into the headspace of a retard when you're not one

>>212546290
Is that what you were going for, Gunn? That Americans are dumb and believe in fakenews released by Not-Trump?

>>212546288
But I thought Snyderjeets were an inconsequential portion of the DC fanbase and all the REAL moviegoers were waiting for this?

>>212546313
Yes Roop.
That Americans are fucking dumb.
This is plainly obvious to see.

>>212546178

Yes he does, After Bizarro eye beams Supermans face, Lex instructs Bizarro to bunch Superman into the dirt, Superman laughs, says brains beats brawn, whistles, which sends Krypto at Bizarro, this buys time to fight Bizarro while Krypto takes out the drones Lex was using to view the battle and instruct Bizarro on how to fight.

Then Lex's goons show up, which distracts Superman, Superman takes out the goons, Bizarro shows up again and starts beating Superman up, now they're close to the event horizon of the black hole, everything's getting sucked in, Bizarro almost has Superman beat, Superman dislocates his shoulder and rotates his body which makes Bizarro get hit by a building getting sucked into the black hole and Bizarro vanishes into it.

Then as he's putting his shoulder back in place, Mr. Terrific tells Supes to stop playing around and Supes say's he's doing important stuff

>>212546288
>I hate you all
Hate WB for not pulling a good Superman movie since 1978. I don't know how they do it but the DCU is cursed, the MCU is shit but still soared for one fucking decade with nothing but shit movies.

I’ve watched 5 separate YouTube reviews of this and I still have no idea what the plot is.

>>212546492
it's time to go back to animation

>>212546242

It's part of a punk rock persona he adopted feeling neglected. Many blue state leftists are really alienated red state infantilized teens who feel alienated by their surrounds and escape to a leftist enclave, read Vonnegut, listen to punk rock, look alternative, hence the stupid hair, make edgy black humor about pedo bullshit and nonsense like that.

>>212546443
Krypto saved the day too many times for my taste, same for Mr. Terrific. Superman was mogged in his own movie

>>212546443
The majority of that recap involves Superman beating Ultraman.

>83%
Holy shit

Did... did Superman kill not-Bizarro?

Also is Bizarro cross-eyed or is the actor himself cross-eyed? Because in some scenes Superman also looked cross-eyed, but not-Bizarro was REALLY cross-eyed.

>>212546520

The context of Ultraman is that Ultraman is just a beast that Lex trained to do as he commands, and Lex essentially fights through Ultraman. That's why he uses call signs for movement combinations, like he's Pat Riley and studied tape on Superman so that he knows how he fights and calls out plays for Ultraman to do. Basically what Superman has to do to beat him is whistle to get Krypto to attack him, then disable the link between Lex and Ultraman by blinding Lex to the battle, and even then, after Superman is distracted by the goons, a feral Ultraman almost takes him out with the black hole but a falling building and some quick movement helps Superman peel Ultraman off of him at the last moment. Superman wins but it wasn't like he was mopping the floor with him, as evidenced by Superman's face after the ordeal.

>>212546501
Superman was sent to earth to kick ass and fuck bitches but the hard drive with instructions got corrupted and he didn't know about it, so he spends the movie getting beat up and his woman lois falls in love with a black guy.

>>212546523
It’s going to get to 80

>>212546551
He did
>Also is Bizarro cross-eyed or is the actor himself cross-eyed?
The fact this is a question is awkward and out of respect for David Gunn will never answer it

>>212546593
Okay. So Superman got Krypto to disable the cameras and then beat Ultraman?

Mister Terrific felt like some BBC shit, because he is not like that at all in the comics. I felt weird watching this. In some scenes he's fucking bossing Superman. ;Fucking Tom King, i fucking hate that motherfucker. Goddamn, that Lanterns show will be John shitting on Hal for episodes and episodes. Goddamn it.

>>212546551

It's not known, he gets sucked into the black hole which presumes he dies, but it's not shown. The fact that he's a clone means that if he wanted Lex could remake him, or that particular clone could have survived somehow, as he wasn't spaghettified on screen.

>>212546617

Yes, Superman called on Krypto to turn the tides on Ultraman while Ultraman was obliterating Superman's face, then when the tides turned for that moment, he distracted Ultraman while Krypto took out the drones, in so doing, Lex couldn't see what was going on, and as a result couldn't give Ultraman commands, so Ultraman was just a beast and Superman could have the upper hand, but that wouldn't last because the goons showed up shortly after and the rest of the scene takes place.

>>212546551
>but not-Bizarro was REALLY cross-eyed
I think it was Corensweet trying to look a bit retarded since that's Bizarro for you, something like a caveman stare but yeah, in the end he was just cross-eyed looking bitch.

>>212546664
And then Superman beats the goons?

>>212546624

He's a strange mix of sass and unemotional, or at least disconnected or disinterested. At one point he's in the saucer with Lois who was trying to explain her relationship with Clark and Terrific couldn't make it more clear that he didn't give a fuck, he just glared at her until she shut up.

>>212546671
Maybe kryptonians in this universe are cross-eyed or something. Was Supergirl slightly cross-eyed as well? Her eyes are so small and butthole like i couldn't tell with the camrip.

>>212546593
>Ultraman is just a beast that Lex trained to do as he commands,
In some aspects Ultraman is Lex's Krypto. Also I felt his commands had something of chess movements which is on pair with what midwits like Gunn think are "smart people" things

I'll be honest this movie is approaching so-bad-its-good territory for me with all the ridiculous shit. I'm just afraid it will do well enough at the box office that we have a decade of this.

>>212546683

Yeah the goons got wiped out very easily, it's the scene in the trailer where he punches one goon's teeth out and does that spinning eye laser attack. That distracted him long enough for Ultraman to get one last volley on him before the building came and ended the fight scene.

>>212546218
He's just known for making random things that have no meaning, just like you are known to make iane charts out of it for a decade
>>212546219
>>212546248
>>212546254
You have never seen any movie, or read a book

>>212546365
Cry more, snydertard
no Snyderverse ever

>>212546722
Ah. Makes sense.

>Ultraman
Not the first person Superman killed in this movie

>>212546698
Superman's kryptonian mom looked weird as well.

>>212546702

That's more apt than the sports analogy I gave, considering he would use what sounds like chess coordinates. I believe 1A was "punch superman in the face" because he just kept on screaming that as Bizarro was pummeling Supes.

>>212546754
Well they needed to find a woman to explain Corenswet’s beaty ass eyes

>>212546492
STAS was good and Returns has maybe the best Superman scene ever filmed

A pity about DC's reputation being ruined by snydershit

>>212545237
did it feel like with this film that they are setting up the plot for kingdom come?

NEW THREAD

>>212546829
>>212546829
>>212546829
>>212546829
>>212546829

>>212546835
How?

>>212546835

I didn't get that impression, no. It felt more like a few episodes of the animated series sown together with Gunn humor and darkness sprinkled in a few places.

So for example, after Superman gets framed by Lex, he'll be at his place being consoled by Lois while an Eldritch horror in the back skyline is being bonked by a giant green lantern baseball bat.

>>212546859
well they use the kingdome come superman symbol, and implication starting the discourse that meta humans are bad, the quick introduction to having many meta humans

>>212546896
aah ok thanks

>>212545057
They make him a super lame Seville bowl cut cringelord for some reason

>>212545205
It’s the classic nig-washing of white women we have seen the past couple years. Pathetic

>>212544374
Jesus, nudragonball is such a fucking slop. I can't imagine anyone watching it over the originals.