I want to go home early today

I want zero dollars…every day…for the rest of my life

I want sex everyday for the rest of my life

I want a 10% discount at the company snack bar...for life.

>>212539700 (OP)
I want clean rapid transit.

I want one unopened pack of Yugi-oh Invasion of Chaos, every day, for the rest of my life

I want to ride around in the batmobile passenger seat with a big lolly and a ice pop - no, make it a crunch bar.

>>212539700 (OP)
>I want Batman to personally come to my residence and lick peanut butter off my testicles for the rest of my natural life.
Why did he say this?

I want Wayne Enterprises to pay for my Doordash fees at work

>>212540928
You think a man so neurotic, he dresses up and fights criminals in the dark. A man who uses his wealth not for self indulgence like fine wines and fine women, but Kevlar and combat boots. You think that man would an iota of chocolate in his car?
Good luck

>>212539700 (OP)
I just want a job that can pay off a house in less than 30 years. Is that really too much to ask?

>i want someone to laugh at my jokes, once a week, for the rest of my life

>>212541043
speaking from experience lucius?

>>212541048
are there really big scary spiders over there?

I WANT

SOMEONE TO LOOOOOOOVE ME

I NEED

SOMEONE TO NEEEEEEEEED ME

>>212539700 (OP)
>bruce wayne (dressed as batman) beats the shit out for this

>>212539757

>>212541060
lol

>Mr. Fox, I know you're paying for more than 50 porn subscriptions using company funds

>>212541048
If the situation is so dire, how the fuck do migrants do it?

test

>>212539757
kek

>>212541449
It’s easy. You, your brothers, sisters and cousins all pack 8 to a one bedroom apartment. Mattresses on the floor, “rooms” divided by hanging bed sheets. You all work some shit menial job like at the dollar store or local fast food restaurant. You live as cheap as possible and pool all your money together. When you have an enough, with 8 incomes and no expenses it’s not hard. Then you buy the cheapest slum lord shit box, rent it out at a jacked up rental prices. Never fix anything. You now have additional income. Rinse and repeat these until the family owns multiple properties. Sell them all to buy the ugliest gaudiest jeet mansion imaginable. All move into it and file to bring your parents and grandparents on visas. Portion of a small part of the property to “grow fruits and vegetables”. Claim agricultural tax rate. Pay even less. Claim every immigrant tax credit, family credit, and low income tax credit because after all you work at the dollar store.

>>212539700 (OP)
>rrrrocket ship?
>yes. Wayne Enterprises is looking to move into space technology. Mr Wayne wants to go to Mars.
>can i see it?
>no. you come across as someone who'd sell our secrets to a rival company. also you're fired

I havent been employed in 3 years and havent left my house in 5 months. I hate my life but do not think im deserving of anything better than this