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Unintentional Comedy
Post scenes or movies that were unintentionally hilarious
Anonymous No.212544073 >>212545973 >>212548879
She's been getting sexually abused by her HIV+ father ever since she was an infant. I think she's entitled to some free chicken.
Anonymous No.212544088
>>212543973 (OP)
There’s no way this was unintentionally funny. It was fucking hilarious.
Anonymous No.212544122 >>212544224 >>212545949 >>212546509 >>212546680
But why must they throw their chicken bones on the ground? I have never littered once in my entire life.
Anonymous No.212544163 >>212552779
>>212543973 (OP)
why is this movie not more famous?
Anonymous No.212544175 >>212545674 >>212545792 >>212546590 >>212548527 >>212555877
>>212543973 (OP)
Anonymous No.212544224 >>212545834 >>212545935
>>212544122
I think they think it will decompose over time. They don’t realize people pick up after them.
Anonymous No.212544409
>>212543973 (OP)
The entire movie is hilarious. Highly recommend it.
Anonymous No.212544440 >>212544461
>>212543973 (OP)
>characters your slowly becoming
Anonymous No.212544451 >>212544517 >>212544633 >>212544760 >>212545463 >>212548655 >>212550548 >>212551089 >>212551688 >>212552189 >>212554488 >>212554560 >>212555250 >>212558327
Anonymous No.212544461 >>212546350
>>212544440
Why are you stealing chicken, Anon?
Anonymous No.212544499 >>212544530 >>212551246
Anonymous No.212544517
>>212544451
Fucking kek at whatever this is

That dude slid in like a boss, though. Mildly impressed by that
Anonymous No.212544530
>>212544499
Fine, I'll say it

>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick
Anonymous No.212544543 >>212552341 >>212552670 >>212556408 >>212559308 >>212559669
Anonymous No.212544602
>>212543973 (OP)
I miss Biggie Smalls
Anonymous No.212544604
>>212543973 (OP)
Anonymous No.212544633
>>212544451
Based tattoo haters.
Anonymous No.212544719 >>212546705 >>212547800 >>212549398 >>212549417 >>212553179 >>212554226 >>212555601 >>212559360
>>212543973 (OP)
Anonymous No.212544760
>>212544451
kino slide
Anonymous No.212545463
>>212544451
Trans lives…..splatter?
Anonymous No.212545674
>>212544175
lmao
Anonymous No.212545792 >>212546684
>>212544175
what is this from
Anonymous No.212545834
>>212544224
>I think they think it will decompose over time.
You still think they think? kek. The reality is that they dont think anything other than "I dont want to hold this anymore" when they throw something on the ground and then they never think of it again.
Anonymous No.212545906
Anonymous No.212545935
>>212544224
>I think they think it will decompose over time
What? They just don't care those with a slight bit of intelligence will just see it as someone else's problem.
Anonymous No.212545949 >>212554265
>>212544122
Biodegradable, not my problem, quit letting your dog eat shit off the ground
Anonymous No.212545969 >>212546743 >>212554678
>>212543973 (OP)
Trooth Bombz "Black in the Dayz" from /asp/ !ntxFr6SCLM No.212545973
>>212544073
That monologue from Monique is the funniest part of the whole movie.
Anonymous No.212546050 >>212546324
>>212543973 (OP)
The rape scene is funnier
Anonymous No.212546070
>>212543973 (OP)
This was from a time when the black community was still self critical, before the mainstreaming of "we wuz kangz and kweenz"
Anonymous No.212546106
>>212543973 (OP)
>Time wasting statement
>Lust provoking image
Anonymous No.212546125
>>212543973 (OP)
Anonymous No.212546222 >>212546660 >>212547684 >>212555628 >>212559475
Anonymous No.212546252 >>212546430 >>212546861 >>212547707 >>212549934 >>212553459
Anonymous No.212546301 >>212555487 >>212559517
>>212543973 (OP)
Then in American Horror Story Coven witch Precious returns here in her personal hell as part of the staff
Anonymous No.212546324
>>212546050
webm?
Anonymous No.212546350
>>212544461
>slowly becoming
I'm not at full stealing yet, i just don't tip the door dasher
Anonymous No.212546430 >>212551400 >>212554844 >>212558452
>>212546252
what the actual fuck were they thinking
Anonymous No.212546433
>then she waddled away! (waddle waddle)
Anonymous No.212546509 >>212546567
>>212544122
Anonymous No.212546567
>>212546509
>you want salvation? Get religion
Anonymous No.212546590 >>212546628
>>212544175
I don't know why, but the car being the same shade of green makes the whole thing even funnier. It adds a futher comedic touch to imagine this fat lady in green driving her green car.
Anonymous No.212546628
>>212546590
I’m picturing her getting out of the car.
Anonymous No.212546660 >>212551353 >>212552756
>>212546222
apart from the this and like the first 30 minutes of deaging this is a pretty good movie. this scene is so bad though it just looks like they gave up
Anonymous No.212546680
>>212544122
They used to put the bone through their nose. They don't do that anymore so they just throw them away.
Anonymous No.212546684 >>212549183 >>212549573
>>212545792
going by the file name im gonna hazard a guess
haven't watched it, i thought their previous movie was ok
Anonymous No.212546705
>>212544719
I yelled "FOOD. ALRIGHT?!" at a family gathering once lmao what a funny ass day :D
Anonymous No.212546743
>>212545969
This scene is horrible. It's not funny.
Anonymous No.212546757
https://kick.com/jjstream/videos/ab49b741-7047-43de-b22f-c71377686267
Anonymous No.212546861
>>212546252
is this AI? that awkard random movement to get in place looks like AI
Anonymous No.212547631 >>212547667
>>212543973 (OP)
Glad I didn't watch this. Looks like shit
Anonymous No.212547665 >>212547676 >>212548737 >>212549928 >>212551867 >>212555197 >>212555971 >>212557108 >>212557651 >>212558309 >>212558334
Anonymous No.212547667
>>212547631
It is funny, not that it's supposed to be.
Anonymous No.212547676 >>212551867
>>212547665
My class all laughed uproariously at this moment and the teacher had to stifle their smirk as they told everyone to be serious. It's just silly.
Anonymous No.212547684
>>212546222
>>Joey, this is the young kid I was talkin' you about
Anonymous No.212547707
>>212546252
this 2 are guaranteed slop creators
Anonymous No.212547716 >>212547734 >>212558418
>>212543973 (OP)
Anonymous No.212547734 >>212555994
>>212547716
I think this one was supposed to be funny
Anonymous No.212547768 >>212547817
Anonymous No.212547800
>>212544719
>GUD EVENING
Anonymous No.212547817
>>212547768
I can't believe that they put this shit in the trailer
Anonymous No.212547898
You ain't cook no collard greens with dem pigs feet?
Anonymous No.212548527 >>212549387 >>212551225 >>212553313 >>212555910 >>212558211 >>212559283
>>212544175
I like how in movies cars are totally silent and can sneak up behind you
Anonymous No.212548554
>>212543973 (OP)
I was hearing trombone sounds in my head while watching this webm.
Anonymous No.212548655 >>212548840 >>212548907 >>212549451 >>212549839 >>212550437 >>212550756 >>212555288 >>212557709
>>212544451
a kino sidaris joint
that's roberta vasquez, one of the biggest tits to pose for playboy
Anonymous No.212548737 >>212549170 >>212549263 >>212551867
>>212547665
Its such a silly scene until you realise that it actually happened and then you just feel like donating to your local bank/synagogue
Anonymous No.212548840
>>212548655
damn her bra is doing a good job at hiding those puppies
Anonymous No.212548879 >>212555797
>>212544073
Anon, I think niggers have been nigging each other since the dawn of niggers, stop making excuses for them
Anonymous No.212548907
>>212548655
>that's roberta vasquez
No way. How did they hide her tits?
Anonymous No.212548915 >>212548951 >>212549486 >>212550394
Anonymous No.212548951
>>212548915
They so wanted this gay shit to be a meme.
Anonymous No.212549090
>>212543973 (OP)
The best thing is that she starts eating even before having escaped the store.
Anonymous No.212549170 >>212551867
>>212548737
>detonating to your local bank/synagogue
Seems like an interesting idea
Anonymous No.212549183
>>212546684
It’s good, had some good scares and creepy moments but not quite the staying power of Let Me In wherein that was a movie I thought about off and on for the following weeks but Bring Her Back is one of those movies you watch and go β€œthat was cool,” and it sort of leaves your mind entirely. Worth at least a watch
Anonymous No.212549263 >>212551867
>>212548737
>donating to your local bank
Kek
Anonymous No.212549302
kek
Anonymous No.212549387
>>212548527
My old Accord snuck up on kids on sunny days all the time
Anonymous No.212549398
>>212544719
try the wineeee
Anonymous No.212549417 >>212554918 >>212555134 >>212555282
>>212544719
never understood why he was overacting
Anonymous No.212549451 >>212551627 >>212555139 >>212559163
>>212548655
God damn, you aren't kidding.
Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH No.212549486
>>212548915
>I poop my pants my pants, HAVE SEX! HAVE SEX!
Anonymous No.212549573 >>212549610
>>212546684
Wait, how do you see file names on spoiler images?
Anonymous No.212549610 >>212549681
>>212549573
nta, but on mobile, you can see them for images if you tap the filesize.
for webms though I don't think this works, been a while since I've tried.
Anonymous No.212549627 >>212549707 >>212549817 >>212554468
Anonymous No.212549681
>>212549610
Not him but for spoilered images it doesn’t work at least on iphones. If you tap the filename it just says spoiler or something like that. Maybe if you go into settings and disable spoilers it might show it.
Anonymous No.212549707 >>212554708
>>212549627
>Women think this makes them look tough instead of like fragile, emotionally-unstable children.
Anonymous No.212549726
>>212543973 (OP)
why do black people hate the law?
Anonymous No.212549817 >>212550450 >>212554708 >>212557219 >>212557299
>>212549627
what it the living fuck is the problem with saying that? These fucks don't have any real problems, we have advanced so much as a society
Anonymous No.212549839
>>212548655
Damn, solid bush. Thanks, anon.
Anonymous No.212549928
>>212547665
Lol always gets me
Anonymous No.212549934
>>212546252
>the pebble
Anonymous No.212550394 >>212551477 >>212554484
>>212548915
This remains one of my favourite webms of all time
Anonymous No.212550437
>>212548655
based coomer historian
Anonymous No.212550450
>>212549817
They think their smile is like some sacred gift that only the chosen few deserve to behold. Forcing them to smile is basically rape.
Anonymous No.212550548 >>212551282
>>212544451
Something tells me this is Italian
Anonymous No.212550756
>>212548655
based degenerate wisdom-sharer
Anonymous No.212551089
>>212544451
I now understand why women need their safe spaces.
Anonymous No.212551225
>>212548527
EV's sneak up on me all the time now, it's unnerving, I don't like it
Anonymous No.212551246
>>212544499
hitting the propeller from this height is like hitting water
Anonymous No.212551282
>>212550548
It literally happens daily in America
Anonymous No.212551353
>>212546660
It was shit. De Niro was awful, it was way too long, and it was the exact same movie Scorsese always makes. Just watch goodfellas.
Anonymous No.212551400
>>212546430
"???"
"It worked for Peter Jackson"
Anonymous No.212551403 >>212551463 >>212554952 >>212556034 >>212559433 >>212559518
>>212543973 (OP)
Board is dead.
Anonymous No.212551463 >>212555571
>>212551403
Anonymous No.212551477
>>212550394
10/10 masterpiece
Anonymous No.212551589
Anonymous No.212551611 >>212554840
Anonymous No.212551627
>>212549451
Anonymous No.212551688
>>212544451
>that perfect power slide into the bathroom
Kino.
Anonymous No.212551867 >>212552259 >>212552295
>>212547665
>>212547676
>>212548737
>>212549170
>>212549263
This actually happened tho
Anonymous No.212552189 >>212552369 >>212561291
>>212544451
>written and directed by J.K. Rowling
Anonymous No.212552259 >>212552742
>>212551867
Struck a nerve did it, Juden?
Anonymous No.212552295 >>212552742 >>212552910
>>212551867
>jews lure people out with the sound of children crying then shoot them with they come to try and help the phantom child
Genuinely evil. I bet literally every story about Nazis doing awful things to jews was actually inspired what jews were doing to the Germans in post-war Germany.
Anonymous No.212552341 >>212552401
>>212544543
this would've been fine if he just wore lower waisted space pants. Like his physique seems good. Did people just expect him to be a twink?
Anonymous No.212552369
>>212552189
>written and directed by J.K. Rowling
Spots the big man hands and just starts firing XD
Anonymous No.212552382
>>212543973 (OP)
Anonymous No.212552401 >>212552424
>>212552341
Probably was the pants but the whole cinema laughed.
Same thing happened when he took off the mask in the first shitquel.
And when Finn and Rose kissed in Last Jedi, though admittedly less people laughed at that moment.
Anonymous No.212552424 >>212552634
>>212552401
Yeah like it is inherently funny as an image but I can't articulate why
Anonymous No.212552634
>>212552424
He looked bloated, not tough. His schnoz is enormous and he constantly has that stupid hair to hide his giant dumbo ears.
Anonymous No.212552670
>>212544543
>tfw I wear my waists this high ever since my collectomy and it never feels right to lower the waist since
I made fun of him incessantly for that scene and now I'm in his position, fucking karma.
Anonymous No.212552742 >>212557641
>>212552259
>>212552295
I saw the same guy spam a thread with child TikTok vids. And I know that he's actually Israeli because he once leaked his IP. I don't know how that country isn't rangebanned yet. It is on 8coon.
Anonymous No.212552756
>>212546660
>Bocce?
Anonymous No.212552779 >>212552811
>>212544163
It was very famous for that one Oscar season. It lost all relevance because that's what happens with oscarbait.
Anonymous No.212552811 >>212553041
>>212552779
Is there a single Oscar bait movie that's managed to maintain relevancy past awards season? Moonlight probably the closest I can think of which still pops up at the top in 'best of' lists though still seems to have been forgotten by the general public.
Anonymous No.212552910
>>212552295
yup. The "mobile gas chambers" were actually invented and used by the (((Soviet Union)))
Anonymous No.212553041 >>212553142 >>212558737
>>212552811
The Big Short has widespread normalfag appeal still, and Moneyball is actually good.
Anonymous No.212553142 >>212553242
>>212553041
Not sure I'd consider either Oscar bait desu.
Anonymous No.212553179
>>212544719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUAR7wRbVp0
Anonymous No.212553242 >>212553785
>>212553142
They 100% were.
Anonymous No.212553247 >>212553676 >>212559034 >>212559111
Anonymous No.212553313
>>212548527
It was an early EV, chud.
Anonymous No.212553459
>>212546252
Anonymous No.212553676
>>212553247
I laughed at this every single time. Clearly they did not understand their audience for the message they were trying to get across.
Anonymous No.212553785
>>212553242
How so in your opinion?
Anonymous No.212554153
>on a business trip
>order food
>look around and see all sorts of black shit signs
>food brought to me
>they forgot to give me my check
>just took my food and left
>ended up giving it to some homeless guy who asked me for change
Anonymous No.212554226
>>212544719
>unintentionally
Anonymous No.212554262 >>212556088
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
Anonymous No.212554265 >>212558634
>>212545949
Bones famously degrade slowly, anon
Anonymous No.212554281
>>212543973 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg3s7xV__X8
Anonymous No.212554455 >>212554755
I can't believe nobody posted this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOV3xTJ9UgE&rco=1
Anonymous No.212554468
>>212549627
Every female in the Farmiga family owes me sex.
Anonymous No.212554484
>>212550394
Anonymous No.212554488
>>212544451
This was intentionally hilarious
Anonymous No.212554560
>>212544451
What episode of Kids in The Hall was that?
Anonymous No.212554616 >>212554735 >>212554893 >>212555081 >>212556114 >>212557281 >>212557436 >>212557956 >>212559257 >>212559746
Anonymous No.212554678 >>212559435
>>212545969
Is this from Menace to Society, or the parody?
Anonymous No.212554708
>>212549707
>>212549817
he raped her by saying that you bigots.
Anonymous No.212554735
>>212554616
What in the actual fuck?
Anonymous No.212554755
>>212554455
This was a tragic scene you heartless monster. Breen is a cinematic mastermind.
Anonymous No.212554803
Anonymous No.212554836
Basically the whole move Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-PY9zJHDkI
Anonymous No.212554840
>>212551611
>when you had to make 100 takes but none was ok
Anonymous No.212554844
>>212546430
That the people who watch this slop are retards with no standards who will keep buying tickets no matter how badly they half-ass everything. And they were right
Anonymous No.212554893 >>212556143
>>212554616
I have to salute the audacity to try to film this as a modern war scene
Anonymous No.212554918 >>212559404
>>212549417
His wife was VERY BADLY RAPED, you see
Anonymous No.212554952
>>212551403
Then show me the body
Anonymous No.212555081 >>212555342 >>212557154 >>212557956
>>212554616
Did Ridley Scott sperg out when people called this historically inaccurate as he always seems to do?
Anonymous No.212555134
>>212549417
That's exactly what Kubrick wanted from him. Kubrick does 100 takes until he's happy with the shot so I can only assume that was what Kubrick requested. Works desu. It's memorable.
Anonymous No.212555139
>>212549451
Anonymous No.212555197
>>212547665
*slide whistle*
*Wilhelm scream*
Anonymous No.212555250
>>212544451
Damn. What a move.
Anonymous No.212555282
>>212549417
What? Almost everything in the film is intentionally big and overplayed.
Americans are so fucking retarded.
NTT !cJUPWmQuqk No.212555288
>>212548655
GOOD LORD
Anonymous No.212555342 >>212555378
>>212555081
People forgot this movie even existed a week after it came out so who was gonna complain
Anonymous No.212555378
>>212555342
Touche.
Anonymous No.212555395 >>212555464 >>212556300
>>212543973 (OP)
My parents have an obese black lab that they call precious. Also, why is there a white fella working a chicken joint in the ghetto?
NTT !cJUPWmQuqk No.212555464
>>212555395
>Also, why is there a white fella working a chicken joint in the ghetto?
Representation matters, chud.

all jokes aside this will probably be a real thing that is happening in like 20 years
Anonymous No.212555487
>>212546301
that's actually pretty neat
Anonymous No.212555571
>>212551463
Bane is doing the Lightning Heart Squeeze Strike he learned from the League.
Anonymous No.212555601 >>212555796
>>212544719
>Try my wife
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.212555628
>>212546222
What enrages me about this shot is that it's such an easy fix. They just needed to do a few cuts where some stand-in did the kicking with his face obscured mixed with some close-ups. But Scorcese wanted muh long take so he stuck with his original intent even though it clearly wasn't working. He was trying so hard to show off that he ended up making a fool of himself instead.

When you reach the point where what you can see right in front of you doesn't even register because your head's up your ass instead it might be time to go.
Anonymous No.212555667 >>212555811 >>212555837 >>212556016 >>212557763 >>212559291
>>212543973 (OP)
Anonymous No.212555704
Anonymous No.212555796
>>212555601
She was a very nice little number
Anonymous No.212555797 >>212556310
>>212548879
Ok and we crackers have been cracking each other since the dawn of crackers, we are no different.
Anonymous No.212555811
>>212555667
I hate Nepo babies so god damn much.
Anonymous No.212555832 >>212555938 >>212556008
>>212543973 (OP)
You think the comedy of this is a mistake? Are you literally retarded?
Anonymous No.212555837
>>212555667
I love nepo babies, God bless!
Anonymous No.212555877 >>212555975
>>212544175
>The bitch is color coded the same as the product
>Gets slammed into product
>They switch frames so they don't show the damaged product

This is fantastic
Anonymous No.212555910
>>212548527
In civil war they didn't even bother having characters yell and scream to disguise 4x4 sneaking up on several soldiers by revving engines for 500 yards in a pivotal scene
Anonymous No.212555938 >>212557027 >>212557061
>>212555832
Anonymous No.212555971
>>212547665
Can't believe this actually happened. Wow.
Anonymous No.212555975
>>212555877
Medications what you need
Anonymous No.212555994
>>212547734
Hard to tell because it's done by pajeets who have subhuman iq.
Anonymous No.212556008 >>212556037 >>212557027 >>212557061
>>212555832
`
Anonymous No.212556016 >>212558079
>>212555667
This wasn't that bad watching the full movie. It does seem very "I'm acting!!!" without any context.
Anonymous No.212556034
>>212551403
the fit kinda slaps tho
Anonymous No.212556037
>>212556008
>Tough guy like Simon Cowell
Hahaha. Do Americans really?
Anonymous No.212556060
Anonymous No.212556088
>>212554262
it's funny now that you know they were all fags
Anonymous No.212556114 >>212557154 >>212557956
>>212554616
I really hope Ridley doesn't direct this but they outsource to pajeets.
Anonymous No.212556143
>>212554893
It would help if someone bothered to film the guy swiveling the ballista or at least occasionally teleporting to the other side to be more in tune with what they depicted was going on.
Anonymous No.212556185 >>212557567
>>212543973 (OP)
The punching sound effects from 'the thing (1982)'
Anonymous No.212556300
>>212555395
It takes place in the 80s. The US was much more white back then.
Anonymous No.212556306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPbDFxXU_74
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Anonymous No.212556310 >>212556413 >>212556837
>>212555797
Yes we are lol. Have you seen any black neighborhood or community? Have you never heard of Africa? What a reddit post
Anonymous No.212556408 >>212556992
>>212544543
this was done deliberately to hide his muffin top, you can see there's a few lbs too many on his hips even in those compressed pants, had they had them lower he'd look like an incel school shooter chublord instead of the hot guy with the broad chest they tried going for.
It was still a reach but having him show his flabby gut would have made it way worse.
Anonymous No.212556413 >>212556513
>>212556310
Africa is peace on earth compared to Black Americans
Anonymous No.212556425 >>212556496 >>212556522 >>212557120
Anonymous No.212556496
>>212556425
My eyes have cancer now.
Anonymous No.212556513 >>212556585
>>212556413
And it’s a complete shithole compared to the worst parts of Europe
Anonymous No.212556522 >>212559329
>>212556425
Why the fuck dont they realize that anime can never work in live action?
Anonymous No.212556585 >>212556705
>>212556513
Sweden has literal no-go zones because of Africans with grenade stockpiles.
Anonymous No.212556705 >>212556807 >>212557374
>>212556585
america is one big no go zones because of mass shooters, niggers, beaners, cops, natural disasters. your president is a pedophile and protects pedophiles.
Anonymous No.212556807 >>212556872
>>212556705
You're about 10% right and the rest is brownoid euro delusion.
Anonymous No.212556837 >>212556974 >>212556982
>>212556310
Dude we are LITERALLY no different, retard. Notice how there is no black school shooters? Its better seeing them rob and kill themselves then shoot up a bunch of kids that have nothing to do with their trauma.
Anonymous No.212556872 >>212556908
>>212556807
>mutthurt
Anonymous No.212556908 >>212556941
>>212556872
You're acting quite brown.
Anonymous No.212556922
>>212543973 (OP)
She dropped one while running.
Anonymous No.212556941
>>212556908
>You're acting quite brown.
so this is the power of amerizog... wow
Anonymous No.212556974 >>212557048
>>212556837
Nope there was black school shooters. Just none of them were even MASS shootings compared to the white kids. Those black kids would've probably killed someone outside of school anyway so your technically right.
Anonymous No.212556982
>>212556837
Most school shooters are niggers retard. And we are very different, I’ll ask you again. Have you seen any black neighborhoods? Have you seen Africa?
Anonymous No.212556992
>>212556408
They could've just had him keep his shirt on?
Anonymous No.212557027
>>212555938
>>212556008
I don't even know what this is supposed to be showing. The movie has comedic moments and incredibly bleak drama with some really good acting in there. That's why it got oscars. Also it needs to be said but Mo'Nique was scary good in this shit. If you live in the hood you met the bitch she was playing at some point. She fucking killed it. You really are retarded.
Anonymous No.212557048 >>212557101 >>212557198
>>212556974
>Just none of them were even MASS shootings compared to the white kids.
Anonymous No.212557061
>>212555938
>>212556008
I don't even know what this is supposed to be showing. The movie has some comedic moments usually a daydream but is mostly an incredibly bleak drama with some really good acting in there. That's why it got oscars. Also it needs to be said but Mo'Nique was scary good in this shit. If you live in the hood you met the bitch she was playing at some point. She fucking killed it. You really are retarded.
Anonymous No.212557101 >>212557131
>>212557048
Anonymous No.212557108
>>212547665
You’re all laughing. This actually happened, and you’re all laughing.
Anonymous No.212557120 >>212557222 >>212557452
>>212556425
I hope that kid never acts again and has to go into something soul crushing like real estate
Anonymous No.212557131 >>212557253 >>212557345
>>212557101
Anonymous No.212557154 >>212557304 >>212557304
>>212555081
>>212556114
Its not the Ridley Robin Hood, its a different one. Ridley Robin Hood had wooden u-boats storming the beaches of England.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbmnqGqWgc8

Ridley was apeing on Saving Private Ryan with arrows. The Taron Egerton was just batshit insane, I guess it was Iraq War-Wire-fu-Medieval Marvel Archery?
Anonymous No.212557198 >>212557251 >>212557421
>>212557048
I looked it up. white kids are responsible for 80 incidents. Meanwhile, black kids were responsible for 26 incidents. Major difference, but who even cares anymore.
Anonymous No.212557219
>>212549817
Women only smile for 6’4 financier chads. To suggest otherwise is misogyny
Anonymous No.212557222 >>212557454
>>212557120
uh oh
Anonymous No.212557251 >>212557387
>>212557198
>I looked it up. white kids are responsible for 80 incidents. Meanwhile, black kids were responsible for 26 incidents.
Link to your data. I'd like to check how they're classifying these incidents.
Anonymous No.212557253 >>212557440
>>212557131
He's talking about SCHOOL dhooters you numb nuts
Anonymous No.212557281
>>212554616
Lmao no way this isn’t intentional
Anonymous No.212557299
>>212549817
I asked a woman about this once. I asked her if she had ever once been asked to smile because it'd make her look cute. And she admitted that its never happened. I asked if she had ever seen it happen to another woman, she said no. If she's ever heard any of her friends have it happen to them personally. Also no. It's literally made up, and it's a bizarre myth to which I don't even know where it stems from. I've maybe told 2 people in my entire life they should smile more and it was more of encouraging them to be grateful rather than because they'd look better.
Anonymous No.212557304
>>212557154
>swipes at a helmeted head
>huge gust of blood spurts out

have to rewatch this i remember blanchett is in it

>>212557154
that could work if they gave a fuck about scene coherence
Anonymous No.212557345 >>212557476
>>212557131
Even with all of this, there is still statistics from "statista" state there has been 60% white perpetrators, 20-25% black perpetrators, and 15% latino/other perpetrators and this is for ALL mass shootings, school related or not and this dtaes from 1982-2023.
Anonymous No.212557374 >>212557676
>>212556705
>your president is a pedophile and protects pedophiles.
the aoc in europe is 14-16. you are a hypocrite
Anonymous No.212557387 >>212557625 >>212558146
>>212557251
All right here:
https://www.statistico.com/s/us-mass-shootings-by-shooters-race?utm_source=chatgpt.com
Anonymous No.212557421 >>212557490
>>212557198
>white kids
In America? Do you mean "white" kids?
Anonymous No.212557436
>>212554616
>shots coming in 5-6 at a time
>shows the guy somewhat quickly shooting the crossbow
I hate movies so much and I hate the people that make them.
Anonymous No.212557440
>>212557253
And not only are most mass shooters black, most school shooters are black too. That’s just not reported on the news because school shootings are just part and parcel of black schools
Anonymous No.212557452 >>212557475
>>212557120
Why blame the kid? Retarded producers and showrunners are the ones who fucked this up
Anonymous No.212557454
>>212557222
3 episodes in some new zealnd tranny slop and 1 bit part in some Taika Waititi animu of all things. I think she's well on her way.
Anonymous No.212557470
>>212543973 (OP)
This movie was a practical joke played on the usual crowd of big nosed oscarbait biting pseudointellectuals. The entire movie itself is just the setup, the reviews and the Oscars that year were the punchline.
Anonymous No.212557475 >>212557697
>>212557452
DID you see the performance?? She or he has got to take some of that blame.
Anonymous No.212557476
>>212557345
Exactly, blacks over represented and whites underrepresented. But the pictures are helpful for more recent data
Anonymous No.212557490 >>212557513 >>212557548
>>212557421
Yep. Were talking US mass shootings.
Anonymous No.212557513
>>212557490
Oh, right. So it's mutts vs blacks?
Anonymous No.212557548 >>212557736
>>212557490
>US mass shootings
Are there other kinds?
Anonymous No.212557567 >>212559219
>>212556185
Every movie and tv show used that same stock "punching" sound for like 50 years. God bless whatever sound engineer finally convinced everyone to move off it
Anonymous No.212557625 >>212557666
>>212557387
And this data shows that the whites commit 53% of masa shootings and blacks commit 17%. In other words whites under represented and blacks over represented, especially when this is going back to 1982z
Anonymous No.212557641
>>212552742
Gab banned Israeli IPs. Coincidentally, all the pagan posting stopped.
Anonymous No.212557651
>>212547665
it loses its charm without audio
Anonymous No.212557666 >>212557703
>>212557625
>masa shootings
Paging Dr Freud
Anonymous No.212557676
>>212557374
>age of consent versus presidential coverup of literal jewish child sex trafficking ring in which he has been personally implicated
cope lmao
Anonymous No.212557697 >>212558141
>>212557475
Yeah, it was cringe as fuck but tbqh Ed was always an annoying sperg tryhard character. I can't fathom anybody accurately portraying that character and not coming off as cringe.

And it was one bit from one scene at he end of the season so the fact that people hated the whole thing really has nothing to do with the kid playing Ed. That was just the cherry on top of the shit sundae
Anonymous No.212557703
>>212557666
the man just loves making his own tortillas
Anonymous No.212557709 >>212558254 >>212559205 >>212559287 >>212559668
>>212548655
WHOA MAMA
Anonymous No.212557735
>>212543973 (OP)
what did they need the Numb3rs guy for in this episode? estimating her blood pressure?
Anonymous No.212557736
>>212557548
Yes, and we sadly dominate nearly every category. Mass school shootings, theater shootings, family shootings, workplace shootings, hate crimes, etc. The only category we dont dominate is the gang/felony shootings.
Anonymous No.212557763 >>212557790 >>212559291
>>212555667
Anonymous No.212557790
>>212557763
>God I hope this guy I met on tinder just has hbo max like a normal per-ICK!!
Anonymous No.212557839
Anonymous No.212557874 >>212557926
Anonymous No.212557908 >>212557926
Anonymous No.212557926
>>212557874
>>212557908
I'm havin deja vu here
Anonymous No.212557931 >>212561024
Anonymous No.212557956
>>212554616
Makes Guy Ritchie's King Arthur look like kino incarnate
>>212555081
>>212556114
Ya'll realize this isn't Ridley Scott's Robin Hood? That was Russell Crowe and in 2010. This is Kingsman Man and in 2018.
Anonymous No.212558031 >>212558138 >>212558154 >>212559179 >>212559829
Anonymous No.212558079
>>212556016
I agree and disagree. It wasn't that bad in context, but that's only because the entire movie and her performance are fucking embarrassing. To the extent I don't even necessarily blame her, because Hoult and Dafoe were equally boring as sin.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Emma Corrin, along with the child actors playing their respective character's children were the only good part of the movie.
Anonymous No.212558138
>>212558031
jesus christ
Anonymous No.212558141 >>212558187
>>212557697
This.
Ed brings the entire show down. It's only 26 episodes, and it still needs a director's cut. Samurai Champloo is the thinkeng man's anime.
Anonymous No.212558146
>>212557387
>Only 26 black mass shooters in the United States from 1982 to Dec 6, 2023
lol absolute horseshit. They state in their methodology they don't include shootings categorised as gang violence, they don't count shootings were less than three people died; even if many more than that were shot, and they don't count any incidents of family violence.
Anonymous No.212558154
>>212558031
Anonymous No.212558187
>>212558141
>the thinkeng man's anime
Oh, the ironing.
Anonymous No.212558211 >>212558506
>>212548527
My favorite is the semi sneaking up on someone and not heard until the air horn blasts.
Anonymous No.212558239
Jesus Christ niggers are disgusting. But at least these kind of movies portrayed them honestly instead of puerile afro-centric fairy tale bullshit like Black Panther.
Anonymous No.212558254
>>212557709
Anonymous No.212558309
>>212547665
The reaction shot is like something out of impractical jokers.
Anonymous No.212558327
>>212544451
When will they learn?
Anonymous No.212558334
>>212547665
Anonymous No.212558418
>>212547716
Anonymous No.212558452 >>212558610
>>212546430
The Dwayne and Vinny hate each other. Dwayne believes he can win a fight that isn't choreographed.
Anonymous No.212558506 >>212558562 >>212558604 >>212558686 >>212558708
>>212558211
I like how in Jurassic Park it's established that the T-Rex causes the ground to shake like an earthquake as it approaches but then at the end it pops out unexpectedly like a ninja
Anonymous No.212558562
>>212558506
THEY WERE DISTRACTED BY THE RAPTORS OKAY
Anonymous No.212558574
>>212543973 (OP)
Did it show her throw the chicken bone down in the street? It should have, they all do.
Anonymous No.212558604
>>212558506
you know, you yourself can both stomp around and tiptoe, it has less to do with size and more with how violently you shift your weight
Anonymous No.212558610
>>212558452
>a fake tough guy roidtranny believes he could take another fake tough guy roidtranny in a real fight

My money's on Statham over either of them
Anonymous No.212558634
>>212554265
>dinosaur bones are real
Yeah, okay, retards.
Anonymous No.212558686 >>212561210
>>212558506
>Yeah, you saw it right. It's me, a real actor next to a whore that's lower than me. Yet I'm posing as if we're equals. But you know I'm her superior, right? Hence the cheeky smile.

Hate smarmy people like this
Anonymous No.212558708 >>212558888
>>212558506
Elijah Wood sounds more like a porn name than Sasha Grey lol
Anonymous No.212558737
>>212553041
moneyball being good transcends the oscarbait imo. i can see how you'd argue for that though, but the rather dry presentation goes with the themes of by the numbers. its meta
Anonymous No.212558848 >>212558882 >>212559439 >>212559453 >>212559831
Anonymous No.212558882 >>212559439 >>212559453 >>212559831
>>212558848
Anonymous No.212558888 >>212558940 >>212559008
>>212558708
does it matter? she's the most overrated pornstar by far and weirdly enough the one most deserving of death. we lost too many good ones while this disgusting bitch shouted 'fuck my rotten cunt' every ten seconds
>b-b-but the ass slap gif! it's the perfect ass!!! if only you retards knew.
Anonymous No.212558940
>>212558888
I was going to argue with you but I literally cannot argue those digits. I concede.
Anonymous No.212559008
>>212558888
>she's the most overrated pornstar by far
I'd consider that Abella Danger personally but those digits make a convincing case.
Anonymous No.212559034
>>212553247
i kek every time.
Anonymous No.212559111
>>212553247
They showed this during after school cartoons. I laughed my ass off.
Anonymous No.212559163
>>212549451
Anonymous No.212559179
>>212558031
lmao
Anonymous No.212559205 >>212559227 >>212560292
>>212557709
Why does she have hair down there? Is she a tranny?
Anonymous No.212559219
>>212557567
the children laughing and creaky gate/door sounds from the same time are still being used, it's like a slap in the face every time I hear them
Anonymous No.212559227
>>212559205
Anonymous No.212559257 >>212559296
>>212554616
>"'tis nay I" starts playing
Anonymous No.212559283 >>212560234
>>212548527
It's just a glimpse into the world of average retard, unaware of the world unless it's happening right next to them. The average retard lives in a state of perpetual ambush.
Anonymous No.212559287
>>212557709
whoa!
Anonymous No.212559291
>>212555667
>>212557763
>LOOK!! I'M ACK-TING!!!!
Anonymous No.212559296
>>212559257
:)
Anonymous No.212559308
>>212544543
Whoever his personal trainer is should be made to eat shit for dinner for a year. He's all chest and no arms or delts and has a massive bloat gut lmao. All he needed is arms and abs to show he's a disciplined militant chud, not this Starting Strength GOMAD physique kek
>t. /fit/
Anonymous No.212559329
>>212556522
The same company made One Piece and everyone loved it.
Anonymous No.212559360
>>212544719
FOOOOOOOOD... alright?
Anonymous No.212559404
>>212554918
I thought she was rather well raped, personally
Anonymous No.212559433
>>212551403
Dumb AIJeet there was no building in this scene
Anonymous No.212559435
>>212554678
Menace to Society. Funnily enough, both scenes are played by the same actor.
Anonymous No.212559439
>>212558848
>>212558882
I was on the plane recently and the person in front of me was watching this film and I only really saw this bit and I was confused as fuck over what he was watching.
Anonymous No.212559453
>>212558848
>>212558882
I can't believe nobody questioned this shit
Anonymous No.212559472 >>212559522 >>212559664 >>212560570
Anonymous No.212559475
>>212546222
He's literally stumbling like a 90 year old and not even close to making contact
Anonymous No.212559508
Anonymous No.212559517
>>212546301
>her personal hell is having a job
Accurate
Anonymous No.212559518
>>212551403
I genuinely can't watch this scene anymore without at least cracking a smile. It's impossible. Completely ruined. I'm always aware that I'm eagerly waiting for the big guy/for you exchange, too.
Anonymous No.212559522
>>212559472
Is there a "hit by a silent car" supercut? I could watch that and laugh forever.
Anonymous No.212559664
>>212559472
is this a Sean Baker movie? his movies often feature shit like this 'don't looks both ways before crossing the street'
Anonymous No.212559668
>>212557709
great tits
Anonymous No.212559669 >>212560598
>>212544543
Anonymous No.212559746
>>212554616
They have to shoot medieval action like this now because the average stupid nigger American doesn't realize that an arrow is a dangerous projectile unless it's on fire/treated the same as a bullet. At least they gave them a coat of plates instead of fucking biker leather this time.
Anonymous No.212559829
>>212558031
New Godzilla vs Kong trailer looks weirdly artsy.Is it directed by a european?
Anonymous No.212559831
>>212558848
>>212558882
what a life
Anonymous No.212560034
I haven’t seen the movie that clip is from, but how the fuck is that supposed to be something other than a caricature of an obese, thievy, fried chicken eating Shaniqua?

There was an onion article from back in the day when the onion was funny. Went like this: β€œwhite supremacist group buys BET, results in no change to programming”. It’s kinda like that.
Anonymous No.212560234
>>212559283
>The average retard lives in a state of perpetual ambush.
This anon gets it. That innocence is worth protecting, though
Anonymous No.212560292
>>212559205
You'll never see hair like that irl so your preference hardly matters
Anonymous No.212560570
>>212559472
>Tesla Autopilot be like: extra points for children!
Anonymous No.212560598
>>212559669
>two beautiful people create... this.
Anonymous No.212561024
>>212557931
Not my proudest fap.
Anonymous No.212561210
>>212558686
Anonymous No.212561291
>>212552189
kek