Thread 212544619 - /tv/ [Archived: 799 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:40:19 AM No.212544619
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Apologize.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:42:36 AM No.212544668
>>212544619 (OP)
I always liked it so I donโ€™t have to.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:44:52 AM No.212544715
>>212544619 (OP)
I apologize. To absolutely NO ONE! Capeshit fucking sucks!
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:45:08 AM No.212544722
>>212544619 (OP)
Nah fuck off, it was dissapointing.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:48:12 AM No.212544798
>>212544715
tranime will never be cool
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:52:25 AM No.212544891
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>>212544798
You're cool ^_^
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:57:21 AM No.212545000
I dont have to. I liked the whole apocalyptic angry fights of demigod aliens. How would you expect it to be if not so, nigga? with no collateral damage, when a guy punches a guy and the shockwave destroys half a block?
>b-b-but supes would never in muh funny books
okay. He would also probably talk the insane genocidal space khengis khan into standing in the corner or some dumb pacifist shit like that, but its just not remotely connected to hypothetic reality of such occurrence.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:59:09 AM No.212545034
>>212544715
based to power stand upper
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:59:38 AM No.212545042
>>212544619 (OP)
This was kino audiences weren't prepared for
It touched more on the humanistic side of Superman's character than anything prior, I consider this to be the only superhero film that attempts to be a genuine movie instead of just superhero shlock
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:00:21 AM No.212545066
>>212544619 (OP)
Best Superman
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:02:32 AM No.212545111
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>>212545042
> I consider this to be the only superhero film that attempts to be a genuine movie instead of just superhero shlock

Seriously, fuck off already jeet
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:03:25 AM No.212545129
>>212545111
That's just superhero shlock
High-tier superhero shlock but shlock nonetheless
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:04:26 AM No.212545148
I'm sorry I didn't shit on this piece of lowbrow trash even harder
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:05:00 AM No.212545157
8/10
above the other dc movies
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:08:55 AM No.212545235
>>212545148
Yeah and nothing says highbrow like a CGI slop fest with a marketable dog and monkeys?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:13:39 AM No.212545328
>>212544619 (OP)
you are Indian
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:23:13 AM No.212545524
>>212544619 (OP)
I'm sorry you're a stinky brown
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:33:15 AM No.212545757
>>212545042
The Dark Knight
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:34:15 AM No.212545779
>>212544619 (OP)
Man of Steel 2013 - 8/10
Diaperman 2025 - 4.5/10
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:35:16 AM No.212545812
>>212545328
>>212545524
Based pride parades, Cuckold porn enjoyer.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:36:49 AM No.212545849
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>>212544619 (OP)
I SAY SNYDERJEET
YOU SAY SORRY
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:40:00 AM No.212545925
>>212544619 (OP)
>40min interview after 5sec of lame "action"
Zzz...
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:40:19 AM No.212545933
>>212544619 (OP)
This film is shit. It's ugly, over long, unimaginative and completely pointless. Superman arrives on Earth, his dad's enemies follow him, he has a 10 hr fight scene and then the movie is over. About as entertaining as a lone episode of DBZ. Just pointless fluff with no substance.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:48:08 AM No.212546112
>>212544619 (OP)
Nothing to apologize for, I acknowledged it as kino since day 1.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:50:20 AM No.212546155
>>212544619 (OP)
I won't. Superman is for kids.
Any film so far up its own ass isn't worth shit.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:52:48 AM No.212546209
>>212545000
and he was just starting out in MoS too. In BvS Superman immediately took Doomsday to space when he got the chance, reducing collateral damage to just Gotham abandoned harbor when Batman took the fight there
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:54:07 AM No.212546246
>>212546155
Iโ€™ve seen more serious STAS episodes than whatever the fuck Gunn just popped out and that show was made to get kids to buy action figures
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:55:06 AM No.212546263
>>212545000
>>212546209
Nobody cares. And nobody liked
>>212545066
Snyderman isn't Superman
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:56:30 AM No.212546294
>>212545779
Man of Shit 4/10
BvShit 2/10
ZLA 3/10

Superman 7/10
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:58:04 AM No.212546337
>>212546155
> Any film so far up its own ass isn't worth shit.

I blame Nolan for this and the success of the Dark Knight. Nolan hated everything comic book about Batman and wanted it out. He didnโ€™t want Batman to use a grappling hook or the Scarecrow to wear a mask but Goyer made him. Catwoman was never called Catwoman or even wore a cat costume outside of the โ€œlook when she flips her goggles up they look like cat ears.โ€ Why I hate The Batman for doing the exact same shit. Most โ€œseriousโ€ DC capeshit just stole from superior non capeshit movies
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:58:05 AM No.212546338
>>212546294
Based Gunnkek.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:04:02 AM No.212546473
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>>212544619 (OP)
Never hated MoS, tbqh. The only major problem with the movie is Papa "Stop My Invencible Son" Kent, other than that its a solid 7/10.
BvS is a real stinker, though.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:08:01 AM No.212546546
I'm sorry they weren't ready for this masterpiece.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:10:09 AM No.212546586
>>212546155
>Any film so far up its own ass isn't worth shit.
Wrong. Self seriousness is punk rock. Quips are lame, easy and overused.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:11:11 AM No.212546603
>>212546337
Maybe the fact that it was critically and commercially successful should tell you that he wasn't wrong in his approach.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:12:04 AM No.212546623
>>212546246
STAS is the best Superman content beside Reeve's Superman (which were very flawed)
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:13:12 AM No.212546641
>>212546338
>Objective facts are now "le Gunn" somehow
Snydershit is bad and reviled for a reson, Gunn or no Gunn
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:14:41 AM No.212546669
>>212545757
Midwit trash full of retarded plot like when did he start having a code when he left neeson on the train in the previous movie
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:14:49 AM No.212546672
>>212546546
You just like shit movies, and blame it on others when tehy point the obvious
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:15:59 AM No.212546692
>>212546669
Funny how midwit trash mogs everything else made in the genre
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:16:12 AM No.212546697
>>212544619 (OP)
The opening alone mogs anything in nuSuperman. Imagine making Jor-El and Lara viltrumites . That's worse than Pa Kent's death, which was the only real weak part of MoS.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:19:50 AM No.212546769
>>212545933
>>212545925
>>212545328
>>212545524
>>212545779
Same jeet
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:22:03 AM No.212546801
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>>212546641
>P-Objective facts!
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:23:53 AM No.212546823
>>212546697
Lmao, Man of Shit will never mog anything. Returns and IV are more liked that MoS
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:24:54 AM No.212546844
>>212546801
>emotional reaction because no argument
QED
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:25:29 AM No.212546858
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>>212546823
>R-Return and IV a-are more l-liked!
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:26:12 AM No.212546867
>>212544619 (OP)
only the fights were cool
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:26:31 AM No.212546876
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>>212546844
>N-No argument!
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:27:39 AM No.212546894
>>212546858
i like Superman Returns. I think it constrast nicely with Man of Steel
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:28:20 AM No.212546901
>>212545849
Where are his testicles?
Don't do roids, kids.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:28:35 AM No.212546907
>>212546894
not that anon, but if you combined Superman Returns and Man of Steel youโ€™d literally have the best superman movie made
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:29:51 AM No.212546926
>>212546907
two films have a very different style and feel though. I don't think you combine them
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:30:52 AM No.212546935
>>212546294
I feel like Indians would like Gunnslop more since it's way more corny.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:31:46 AM No.212546952
also, can anyone here explain why the council was having a meeting of what to do with zod and his henchmen while their planet was exploding

that shit was retarded af

because even if zod succeeded in overthrowing the council, he was gonna die anyways because krpyton was two minutes away from not existing anymore
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:42:33 AM No.212547107
>>212546952
the council is far too disconnected from Krypton's problem that they only care about keeping their chairs. Jor'El literally scream in their face
>harvesting the core was a mistake
>look to the stars, like our ancestors
That, or just typical Synder's problems
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:00:34 AM No.212547365
Sara Sampaio - Eve Teschmacher
Sara Sampaio - Eve Teschmacher
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>>212544619 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:03:58 AM No.212547429
I'm not Indian enough to like this flick
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:04:44 AM No.212547434
>>212544619 (OP)
Why? I always liked it. It's still the best depiction of two godlike being fighting.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:41:42 AM No.212547951
>>212546935
It's not that Gunn Superman is stellar.

It's snydershit that is unwatchable. Also didn't indians have a snyderboner?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:42:46 AM No.212547972
>>212546907
Even if you replaced snyderman with the real Superman, the movie would still be broken.
just say that you want superman to explode buildings
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:43:52 AM No.212547986
>>212546858
You laugh, but it's true lol. That's how bad and disliked is snydershit
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:45:23 AM No.212548007
>>212547107
As usual snyder wanted that scene there and didn't care one bit about how to make it fit and why it should be there at all
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:45:35 AM No.212548014
>>212544619 (OP)
It was an interesting experiment to make a more "serious" Superman movie like what Nolan did with Batman, but they really shouldn't have tried top base an entire cinematic universe around it because they couldn't even stick to that.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:46:59 AM No.212548040
>>212545129
and godfather is gangster schlock. what's your point? a good movie is a good movie, giving it funny labels does absolutely nothing to discredit it and only makes you look like a cunt
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:47:56 AM No.212548061
>>212544619 (OP)
I apologize to James Gunn for ever doubting him
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:05:49 PM No.212548325
>>212548014
a failed experiment
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:11:55 PM No.212548410
>>212544619 (OP)
I will never apologize. It's my car and I do whatever the fuck I want with it.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:17:22 PM No.212548484
>>212544619 (OP)
>get taken to spaceship
>"the woman standing next to you has to come as well for no reason"
>just stuff her in a room and do nothing with her until the plot demands she saves Superman

>US army god bless our boys in uniform oh say can you see save the day because Snyder had to suck up to get some planes in his movie
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:15:15 PM No.212549136
>>212544619 (OP)
>old menopausal amy adams
no thanks
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:31:30 PM No.212549320
>>212547365
I'd love to paint that mouth
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:32:29 PM No.212549332
>>212548410
You wouldn't download a car, would you?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:32:51 PM No.212549336
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>>212544619 (OP)
NEVER

THID MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS

FUCK SNYDER


SAAAAAAAAAARRRR
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:34:33 PM No.212549352
>>212544619 (OP)
Hell no. Man of Steel was a plank, no personality at all
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:34:57 PM No.212549356
>>212546337
this board is fascinating because you'll constantly see anons effectively trying to rationalise their way out of enjoying something
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:18:08 PM No.212549926
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>>212547986
>b-but it's t-true!
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:21:03 PM No.212549978
the new movie is much better than MoS. in spite of some unevenness there's really no contest.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:21:10 PM No.212549982
Super Shit
Super Shit
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>>212544715
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:34:46 PM No.212550175
>>212549978
Indeed Gunnkek.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:47:56 PM No.212550393
>>212544798
go outside
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:50:32 PM No.212550435
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>>212545111
>Seriously, fuck off already jeet
Go back to summer school little nigga this isnt your daycare
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:51:57 PM No.212550460
>>212544619 (OP)
I was disappointed the night I saw it and I never want to see it again. It was SHIT. It was insulting and dull and dark and stupid.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:14:21 PM No.212550838
>>212549926
>no argument
>overemotional reaction
Yep, that's a concession
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:16:02 PM No.212550872
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>>212550838
>W-Why are you r-reacting!
I do laugh at stupidity.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:17:37 PM No.212550899
>>212550175
Ideed, butthurt snyderkek
snyderverse never ever
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:18:38 PM No.212550924
>>212550872
You do laugh supidly, you mean
Are you that inscure?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:38:45 PM No.212551258
>>212544619 (OP)
im so sorry henry please come back
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:47:17 PM No.212551424
>>212544619 (OP)
>allows his father to die
>balding
>zod stole the fucking show
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:53:27 PM No.212551542
>>212551258
he moved on, like Zack
Stop being nostalgic