Thread 212546236

Times you acted like Cosmo Kramer

>>212546236 (OP)
>I walked through a doorway today

>>212547839
Accidental greentext. Aborting thread

>>212546236 (OP)
kramer has some kickass sideburns

>>212546236 (OP)
Last week I went to the bar and said "these NIGGERS are making me ANGRY" after eating a really salty pretzel

>>212548067
kek

>>212546236 (OP)
I hate Kramer. He's an annoying freeloader neighbor and a disgusting unhygienic retard.

>>212546236 (OP)
This one time I had sex with my friends girlfriend at a party and he cought us. I didn't stop thrusting I just looked up at him and said "giddy up" (I was immitating Kramer)

>>212548204
>Jerry: ...that's genocide.
Immersion ruined, Seinfeld was never say this

>I'm not playing against Kramer, Jerry, he's probably a masher!
>What? Kramer doesn't mash.
>I'm telling you he mashes! I got the whole game planned out and everything right? I know the hadokens, the tatsus, the whole shebang! And then he just comes in with his low tier and he just starts mashing! I know these kinds of people when I see them Jerr!
>You're crazy George, you just need to get your punishes in order and you'll be fine even if he was.
*Door flies open, Kramer slides in*
>So uhh, what are you guys talking about?
>We were discussing Street Fighter, but Georgie here thinks you can't play.
*George throws up his hands and goes to sit on the couch*
>Ya know Jerr, I used to place pretty high at most tournaments I went to. Got the top in Evo and everything back in the day.
>Did you now? Are your fundamentals that good?
>Oh no, I just mash.

>>212548242
and?

>>212548204
this is a good script I want to see this get made.

>>212548204
beautiful

post MORE of these please, they make me LAUGH

>>212546236 (OP)
I'm like Kramer in that I don't work and I'm always doing shit like fucking with my house based on whims. I did up my whole basement with "levels" using a bunch of old mattresses and boxes. Hung a bunch of christmas lights in there.
I take stuff people are giving away sometimes too. And I'm ALWAYS coming up with million dollar ideas. But I have no way to make them happen. My friends enjoy hearing about them though.
I also spend a lot of time in the bathtub.

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>>212550560

All these new ones absolutely blow.

>>212550404
what's his tariff policy?

>>212550652
not as well as your mother

>>212548204
kek

>>212550391
Anyone have the "Kramer's dialog has been interrupted by enemy" one?

>>212550624
>doing shit like fucking with my house based on whims. I did up my whole basement with "levels" using a bunch of old mattresses and boxes. Hung a bunch of Christmas lights in there.
post picture

They never showed Kramer's bong, but I'm convinced he had one.
I don't think weed was mentioned on Seinfeld even once in 9 seasons. Heroin and opium and plenty of booze though. Oh and Elaine high on muscle relaxers.

>>212551119
Does kramer mention "the devils lettuce" when he's pretending to be a detective and getting the statue from the thespian that george wants for his mam? I feel like he does.

>>212551279
I don't think so. I know he used the phrase "hopped up on" a couple times during the show's run. Once referring to candy.

>>212551316
Yeah you might be right. Strange they had a whole episode about a coked up accountant but never made a weed reference. Maybe there'll be a "Jerry get glachoma" where they need neuman to sneak some weed in his mail truck episode if they ever did a revival.

>>212551418
There was never any coke though. It was mohair the entire time.

>>212551599
based classic mac user

This.
Can't listen to literally anything else.

>>212552627
I opened my wallet and it was full of chud.