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ITT WE CONTINUE TO DISSECT THE FIRST CAM OF SUPERMAN TO WEBM HOW DISGUSTINGLY WOKE IT IS PART 3.

>>212546829 (OP)
I think she could be a little shinier

>capeslop
Grow up

Wait for YIFY

now we only need multiverse. bring Cavil back and have him duke it out with Corenswet

>>212546853
>is terminally online

never watched man of steel should i over this?

>>212546881
No, fuck no. That'd be retarded. You already had Ben Affleck quipping in The Flash. Leave Henry alone.

>>212546881
tbf cavil would be a good captain marvel (shazam)

>>212546917
watch Superman Returns first for the classic Superman
then watch Synder's trilogy

>>212546829 (OP)
She's literally 10/10 sexo in all regards, face, body, tits, ass, legs, except she has a giant forehead.

>>212546917
>>212546937
Don't do this.
Watching Henry stuff will make this feel very silly. Watch this first.

>>212546829 (OP)
No Amy, no watchy.

>>212546917

I wouldn't watch Batman v Superman or any of the Snyderverse movies besides Man of Steel, which I think works on its own. If you don't like it you won't like the rest, and if you do like it, you'll stay liking it without having the rest taint it.

>>212546968
>zoomer discovers aging

>>212546889
I think it's pretty funny now. You can bet it will post the same thing in every thread it sees like some bot.

>>212546982
batman v superman is good.

>>212547008

Maybe it's just the Gotham in me, but I didn't care for it.

>>212546982
MoS, BvS and ZSJL form a complete story though. If you watch only one of them, you might run into issue like why papa Kent want his son to stay hidden, which is demonstrated in BvS, or why Batman is a raging killer, which is explained and fixed in ZSJL

>>212547025
And the random Knightmare vision in BvS, which is explained in ZSJL

>>212546964
worst Lois by far

Were the Kents meant to be invalid? Like Alzheimer's?

>>212547014
well that's fair, its not for everyone but i thought it was good.

I'm just going to say... there is a scene that will be thrown a lot around here. You'll see that webm a lot.

Superman legit cries over people on the internet calling him #SuperShit. He cries to Lois. I wish i was joking. He gets emotional and complains to Lois.

>>212546989
>beta orbiter millenial copes that all white women are 10/10s

>>212546968
kek I zoomed in on that too. All the aging and sagging is going on there.

>>212546964
no competition sexo with amy NOW

>>212547131
hey Clark faced the same problem in BvS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYGIN6B4Df4

>>212547025

I didn't think Jonathan Kent's reasoning needed exposition, he was trying to raise a god, and he understood that however Clark would act, the world wouldn't readily accept it, hence how the military regarded Superman as in league or the same as Zod and his crew in the fight in Metropolis.

>>212547131

It's even worse, he yells at her telling her that she knows he doesn't like that name, and then he storms out after she calls him out for bitching about it and says she's not good at relationships while cleaning dishes.

>>212546829 (OP)
I wanna smell her asshole

>>212546881
Corenswet would get annihilated

>>212547217

Well yes, Cavill's superman is basically a god, whereas Cornsweat is very vulnerable.

>>212547256
can Synder's Batman take on Gunn's Superman?

>>212546964
She's worse

The Mr. Terrific fight choreography is kino but the music ruined it.

>>212547357
Snyder’s Batman could take on Snyder’s Superman. He wouldn’t even need kryptonite for Gunn’s.

>>212547357
Honestly? Yes. He's... i don't even know. It is weird. He's very fragile.

>>212547372
That’s what angry Joe said

>>212547357
That nigga BTFO Snyderman, he can take out anybody in the Gunnverse kek

>>212547372
The music is very misplaced in this movie.

>>212547357
If he had his Armored Batsuit yes he'd easily beat the shit out of him
Probably wouldn't even need the Kryptonite

Nobody's gonna remember this movie while Snyder's movies are going to live rent free in the haters heads for 20 more yrs

>>212547411
>The music is very misplaced in this movie.
It's as if Gunn decided to just let AI do a movie for him instead of doing it himself...

>>212546829 (OP)

> PART 3!

"The first 1000 posts of incel seething wasn't enough! Here's 1000 more!"

Seems odd to be this obsessed over a children's comic book movie.

>>212547430

Don't blame AI for Gunn's trash taste in music. He partnered with Spotify to come out with a Superman curated playlist and said that he uses playlists to conceptualize how characters in his movies are.

>>212547398
Finding out that the Flash nigga was the cinematographer for this as well just makes me depressed. The fight scenes could’ve been amazing but we ended up with that PS2 bullshit
>>212547411
The music is great every time it’s not a needle drop which is not something I expected for a Gunn film

Nothing like a mediocre opening weekend with a classic Superman second weekend drop off.

>>212547480
Why are you presenting some random redditnigger for our viewing?

>>212547473
>The music is great every time it’s not a needle drop which is not something I expected for a Gunn film
The Williams riff was misplaced as fuck. It felt like it was used t create a sense of build up in the movie but when they play there is nothing happening so it just feels weird and out of place.

>>212546968
based fellow lipstick despiser

>>212546829 (OP)
Built for BWC

Here's a plus, though. Snyderjeets were making fun of the trailers about Superman being too emotional and how Superman is supposed to be stoic, and all that.

Well, Superman isn't the only male character to be emotional. Pretty much every male character cry in this movie. I mean actual tears. Some even weep. I found this odd.

>>212546829 (OP)
retard here, who is the girl?

>>212547591

Actress Rachel Brosnahan, who plays Lois Lane in the Superman film.

>>212546829 (OP)
LMAO I almost went to the cinema today, thanks for the thread

>>212547008
lol no

>>212546917
no. it's a shit movie
contrarians here only pretend to like it

Can't wait to see James Gunn's Batman

>>212547531
So like snyderman, on top of calling his mom?

>>212547887
No, weeping.

>>212547875
Can't be worse than anything made in the last decade

>>212546829 (OP)
I have nigger propaganda fatigue

>>212546829 (OP)
>Superman.2025.1080p.CAM.x264-RGB
where are you downloading these?

>>212546968
You guys are funny

>>212547747
It’s worth it for the fight choreography surprisingly. I looked at it like it was one of the Jurassic slop films to only look at cool shit and it was worth the $20 I spent on a ticket and Trader Joe’s mangos

>>212547987
Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy!

>>212546829 (OP)
Isn't this movie like 95% about the action and visuals? Feels like you'd be doing yourself a disservice watching it in such shitty quality

>>212546829 (OP)
looks like a man, looks jewish, not feminine as this in the movie, more masculine than him

>>212546968
Witch chin
Jewish nose
Man Jaw

>>212547495
Why can't I?

>>212546829 (OP)
He genuinely looks like a Jew here.

Making Lois a 35-year-old hag AGAIN is so fucking stupid. She's supposed to be in her early to mid-20s when she first meets Clark, so around 23. Let's assume that Superman has been active in Metropolis for two to three years; she should be 25 or 26, not 35.
By the time Gunn makes a sequel, if DCU isn't canceled by then, Rachel Brosnahan will be 40 and ugly. She's not Amy Adams, who still looked relatively good in her early 40s, so she will hit the wall earlier. Grim.

>>212547043
>>212547367
She's not the best Lois, yes, but she was hotter than Brosnahan when she was 35. And she still looks very good.

I know this thread is specifically for talking about this film, but can we talk about something more interesting instead?

>>212547473
All of Gunn’s films use that same cinematographer you retard

>>212546829 (OP)
It's the immigration pajeet rip

>>212547431
>Seems odd to be this obsessed over a children's comic book movie.
stop fueling the fire then

>>212548549
I’d agree with you if Corenswet wasn’t 30 something himself. Ideally both actors would be like 25 but I imagine there’s no much imposing presence at that age range for Superman candidates

>>212546942
>She's literally 10/10 sexo in all regards
lol

Yo there are for sure shills on this site because no one is talking about the RT score anymore. That shit is dropping like a rock btw. Its at 83% now and it has like a 100 more reviews left. Is definitely going to be around the 70s for the weekend.

>david birthday was yesterday
Damn kino

>>212549015

> Promoting a film to unemployed tards who steal movies online.

You are not a desired market segment.

>>212549066
You’re low IQ, it’s not about the movie itself but the brand
WB wants people to care about this universe moving forward, and that’s mainly the purpose of the shilling

>>212549015
The fact that yesterday there was a bunch of anons lying about things that happen in the movie to try and make the movie less of a mess, and now we know it is a bunch of shit thanks to the camrip should be enough to show that this place is crawling with paid marketers.

I mean, even if you loved the movie, why lie?

>>212547025
>>212547172

BvS feels incomplete without JL but MoS is perfectly fine on its own.

The story is pretty obvious, Clark can't become Superman until he meets both of his fathers and completely embraces both his human side (humility, kindness, acceptance of death) and kryptonian side (being proud, being inspirational, striving for ideals). There are weaknesses to both the human side (fear, hatred) and kryptonian side (arrogance, stagnation) but together they become a synthesis.

>>212546829 (OP)
the picture is good but the voice is total garbage, you can't understand anything

Never understood watching camprips, such shit quality just so you can watch it a month earlier? Why?

POST HER WEBMS YOU PUSSIES

>>212549186
So we can make fun of the movie.

>>212548503
is this the clone?

>>212549089

> Superman has been an American cultural icon for 85 years

> But it needs marketing to angry autistics that bite and still get their insulin injections from their Mothers.

The delusion of Chantoids about their importance.

the poor people standing up to the soldier made me puke. All fucking brown too

>>212546989
If you're aged you're not 10/10

>>212546829 (OP)
based gunn

>>212549252
yes

>>212549669
yeah. would

>>212549669
FUGG

>Actually Jor-El is Omniman!
This is a bigger lore change than anything Snyder did with Superman, what do comictards think of this?

Couple of things.
First, I won't even watch this garbage for free, or any capeshit for that matter.
Second, I need her >>212549669 to sit on my face. All day every day.

>>212549669
Mommy Adams>

>>212549734
Get this ugly old bitch out of my face. Not even remotely in the same league.

>>212549015
All that matters is the Audience score dropping below 75%.

>>212549669
>>212546829 (OP)
>>212549669
is this the same type of dress Elle Fanning wore the other day? I guess it's true that it has some padding on the butt area, her ass is not that big

>>212549746
>Retard has shit taste
Indeed

>>212547531
i haven't seen it yet but this checks out. it's very pro-liberalism and it wants to tear down toxic masculinity by showing its male audience it's okay for them to literally cry. the trailer also indicated strong immigration themes. i'm not excited to see this movie.

>>212549717
Those fat NEETs are being laughed at for their double standards.

>>212549717
the problem with MoS wasn't lore changes you fucking moron.

>>212550035
Indeed Gunnkek.

wtf did I watch
why is superman so fucking weak that he always needs help of others.
also why the fuck are there jokes in every single fucking scene

>>212546829 (OP)
Nice ear

>>212550076
because superman being OP slowly destroyed the popularity of the the character.

>>212550096
Indeed Gunnkek, which is why he should be BTFO for most of his film.

>>212550076
Weakness is strength, goy.

>>212550096
this is like saying Jesus being OP is destroying his popularity

>>212550114
Which is why every male character cried in this flick.

>>212550107
that's a near-universal feature of good storytelling, yes.

>>212550120
people don't try to tell new stories about Jesus, so he doesn't need to be placed in a context where there is any narrative suspense.

>>212549734
Mid

>>212550096
His popularity waned significantly after he was depowered post crisis, only spiking when he died.

>>212546829 (OP)
She looks like Moonman
HARD pass

>>212550076
It worked in the Superman and Justice League cartoon. Supe's powerlevel was fluctuating hard between absolutely impervious to harm to falling to a tazer.

I liked it. Nothing special, but it was fun. The plot moves quite fast, but it all makes sense. No plot holes or anything. Definitely the best Superman movie since 1978.

>>212549133
Snyderman doesn't achieve anything as a characters after meetiing his two shitty fathers.
All he does is doing what he is told to do by everyone without ever being his own character, in a movie that pretends to be about being able to chose/have free will

>>212550566
Any thoughts on the JUSTICE GANG

>>212550525
Sounds like you only get HARD for men.

>>212550057
>laughs because no argument
lmao

Where's the walled Moaner screeching webms?

>>212550705
Chill Negro is so cool!

>>212550705
fine but not the focus of the movie.

>Superman's real mom is unironically played by Lady Gaga
LMAO. Defend this Gunnjeets.

>>212550705
Guy's abilities looked good. I liked it. Looking forward to the Lanterns show.

>>212550848
I was disappointed that they didn't have her sing a song.

>>212550848
Damn, she really got fucked by Joker 2 kek.

>>212550848
That's Clementine from Westworld. She's hot af

I'm 20 minutes in and the pace is crazy fast. Now I'm stuck with Lois and Clark arguing in an apartment and bored out of mind.

>>212550848
> Implying Gunn has the money to hire Lady Gaga.
Gunn always gets these cheapass TV actors for his films. That is the whore from Westworld.

>>212550705
Guy is good, Hawklatina is ok, and MrT is... I never liked the character, but I guess he's ok

>>212551489
Hawklatina's banter with guy was great, but she was only that and her screams.
>woman superhero
>characterized as a screamer
Gunn is a sneaky motherfucker

This is so cringe. It goes immediately from Superman saving the city with the Justice Gang to Lex showing a video of Superman's parents telling Superman to conquer the Earth and now the people of the city turn against him.
It makes no sense.

>>212546829 (OP)
>CAM

no ty lol

>>212551687
It's the culmination of Lex's grand plan. Of course a bunch of shit is going to happen .

>>212546829 (OP)
I'm probably not going to watch it ever.

>>212551804
I feel nothing towards any of the characters even Superman. It all just feels so lifeless and the movie is moving so quick from scene to scene that nothing is building up.

>First 10 mins
>Pointless focus on the brown immigrant "local"
>Pointless dawglsop
>2000 tier CGI
>White people are evil, stupid
>Superman's parents speak fucking HEBREW
KEK

Utterly pozzed

>>212551902
Wait till you get to the 10 minute argument between Lois and Superman in an apartment. It's excruciating.

>>212549089
The pajeet markering firms count threads as social media mentions. Don't let them pull the shill gaslighting bullshit.

>>212546964
I'm old enough to remember when this place absolutely hated her as Lois and called her an ugly hag

>>212551966
There hasn't been a non-hag Lois since Returns, which is ironic since she's a mother.

>>212546848
I will shine her

>>212551943
I just finished that part
JFC does no-one in Hollywood have a brain?

lol, ofc they don't

This movie has fully cemented this board as nothing more than contrarian midwits. Suddenly MoS is good, that Superman wasn't too dark, Adams was great as Lois Lane, etc...you guys are jokes and no one should take anu opinion espoused here seriously.

>>212552054
An hour in and now Jimmy Olsen is a cool guy who somehow Lex's GF wants more than Lex who has unlimited money and better looks than Jimmy.
The writing and dialogue is atrocious.

>>212552103
At least Nick Hoult is acting well
I can't stand Supes tho, just doesn't have the "vibes" as subjective as that is.

Does it get better?

>>212552096
I can hate two bad movies from two different hacks just fine, thank you very much marketing firm.

>>212552141
Superman is just so pathetic. They movie won't showing him doing actual heroics.
Now Lex has executed a brown man because we need the white bad guy to be extra bad because we can't write complex bad guys anymore.

>>212552163
You really only think he was bad when he killed that dude? Not a single share of sympathy for everything else that conspired before?

>>212552163
At least Hoult plays it the way Lex should be - He's clearly got eveything he would need to "save" humanity but he's so hyperfocussed on Superman it stops him from doing good

At least, much like the ST, the villain is the only good part

>>212552163
It hilarious
superman has been on the job for 3years but lex could only find the brown man to kill

>>212552256
Also, Mr. Terrific is portrayed as always cool and perfect in every situation and they have yet to explain who he is or his powers. You just have to accept it.
The whole pocket universe thing is barely explained.

what does bizarro look like?

"Justice Gang"

>>212552299
It's not bizarro it's Ultraman. It's just a dude in black. Nothing special about the costume.

>>212552287
He was clearly the tech genius. Hawgirl also didn't get an explanation. I think most people are unaware of her character origins.

>>212552096
4chan was always a contrarian board. And if you want it to follow the zeitgeist, then you're exposing that you're
1. A newfag
2. A r*editor
3. I don't even know what to label you as, as someone who wants to find normie culture on a board inculcated with social outcasts. Seriously, what kind of fucking loser WANTS this place to be the same as the society that outcasted him as a weirdo? Is this what 4chan is now? There doesn't seem to be a word in the English language to express my disgust toward you.

>>212552299
It's not bizarro. It's a clone of Superman, more powerful, but also more stupider.

>>212552333
It's a supes clone and the suit is dark purple, I was assuming he'd turn into Bizarro

>>212548249
This

Body is a 9/10

Face is 5/10

>>212552353
yes that's bizarro

Ultraman costume sucked ass
It was just a borrowed costume from the boys(he was clone too kek)

>yeah critique score is gonna be low haha!!!!
>well ok the general audience score is gonna be low haha!!
>oh well the box office is gonna be low!! haha
>oh well Lois Lane was ugly ok???

>>212552418
I thought the original Bizarro was a creation of another scientist, not Lex but that he gets his own copy, but guess I was wrong.

>The first cameo
Ok, i laughed

>>212551902
>>Superman's parents speak fucking HEBREW
y-you're lying

>>212552501
most modern takes on Bizarro are a failed Supes clone made by Led that detetiorates into dumb/ugly/reverse Bizarro who eventually becomes neutral, I was hoping they do that here

>>212546829 (OP)
>read the wiki synopsis
>it's shit

It's a Superman movie but he barely does any heroics and is the second banana to all these other characters so Gunn can set up a share universe. Ugh

I audibly laughed when Krypto mauled Lex after he touched Superman with his finger while ranting. It only took 2 hours for a joke to finally land. Brava Gunn I guess.

>>212552348
I've been here since roughly 2006

The Kents can't be normal capable humans who care about their adopted son imparting him with wisdom and teaching him to be humble. They are portrayed as old dumb country people because of course modern Hollywood.

>>212550848
If Gaga was in this movie and turned it into a musical it would have been pure kino. Certainly better than the slop we got.

>>212546829 (OP)
>CAM

She looks like she fucks Venom

>>212549768
it definitely is that big

Wait now the movie has the white country about to invade the brown country and the people in the brown country are standing in fronting of the white troops with just sticks. lmaoooooooo

>>212552905
Israel/Iran

>video of his parents goes glitchy and the messaging goes 180
Ah yes, the most believable of things

There is no way that this movie cost less than $300mil to make. The amount of FX in it is insane. Literally every frame has some FX in it. It also creates zero feeling as a viewer as none of it is grounded in any reality.
It's a completely lifeless movie.

>>212548249
Gay opinions
Gay post
Gay man

>>212552950
$10 says they were going to have Lex use AI to create the video but scrapped the idea for some reason.

Lex somehow also has an army of people that are willing to do his every command without question no matter how nefarious the request. It would have been a hell of a lot more interesting if they were people who had family members that died from collateral damage as a result of Superman's action.
Also the Engineer would have been a lot more interesting if she was a woman so in love with Lex that she sacrificed her humanity to please him.
Now she's just a woman who wants to kill Superman for reasons.

The brown Hawkgirl also isn't like Superman she kills people.

>>212546829 (OP)
Based
FUCK PEDO GUNN

that's all of you

that's 4chan

>>212552930
kek
do the boravians even know the population of jarhanpur?

>>212553255
So...like a comic book villain with henchmen?

>>212552930
More like Russia/Ukraine

>>212552096
>this board
It's butthurt snydertards, not /tv/

>>212552096
>Adams was great as Lois Lane
Yes, she was. She wasn't a girlboss like the new one.

>>212553361
That might have been the intent, but it comes across as Israel and Palestine

>>212553383
When MoS came out the whole board was saying the exact opposite

>>212553383
no she wasn't. the new one is hotter and not a girlboss.
Stop crying, the snyderverse won't come back

>>212553383
The new one is just annoying and somehow know show to pilot spaceships.

>>212553416
And its still saying it.

>>212553383
Dude, Adams is the worst Lois. She's boring and doesn't look nor act like the real Lois at all.

>>212546829 (OP)
>I'll get you, my pretties! and your little dog, too!

>>212553476
I wish the wicked witch looked like that

>>212552348
How about you use your fucking brain to try to have a real opinion instead of being a contrarian NPC?

>>212546964
>Bathtub scene with her implied soapy breasts.
Unsurpassed. Current superman looks so jewish I feel like I need to sign up and die for israel

>>212553476
>>212546829 (OP)
her tits are nice in the movie

>>212553476
She's hot af.
Like many other cunts irl they don't know what's flattering and what isn't to them

someone pls post Supergirl

>>212553325
Supergirl lookin' good

>>212546829 (OP)
>CAM
ranjesh please go

why was pissmaker shitting on super wasnt he supposed learned his lesson in his show?

>>212547495
because it's him

This is the most antisemtic movie Ive seen!!!
They made "israel" attack innocent arab looking civilians and children who hold superman flag...
Then they make hawkgirl drop netanyahu to his death

>>212554317
>PLAESE SAAR SUPPORT GUNN SUPERWHOLESOME
Fuck off gunnjeet

>>212553460
Incorrect faggot

So no one mentioned martian manhunter?

Why are his parents mountain people?

>>212554880
I wish a cute flying latina would KWAB me.

>>212554880
bro wtf kek

>>212546829 (OP)
>>Superman.2025.1080p.CAM.x264-RGB
lol, whatever. Wouldn't watch this shite for free, it still costs me my time.

>>212554880
They look paki/indians to me fampai.

>>212553057
Because they used AI to create the fucking special effects and they didn't want to seem ungrateful.

>>212550705
Obviously Terrific is the most fleshed out of the three. Guy has potential but isabella barely did anything interesting. The GLC is big within the comics and it has the most potential so I'm expecting a lot from that side.

The superman we all want and deserve.

>>212546829 (OP)
Looks like a man/tranny. Disgusting.

>>212554880
giwtwm

>>212556020
You say that but then everyone cries about MoS being "murderman".

>>212546829 (OP)
What a handsome man

>>212547987
Best I can do for ya is a steaming link
https://www.cineby.app/movie/1061474

>>212554880
holy shit that looks bad LMAO

>>212555054
u wut m8

Why did they have to make this movie so fucking political?

>>212553383
t.

>>212556679
The river man on the boat. Long finger nails oval head. Lex jokes about martians?

Why did Pooperman turn into yumcha?

>>212550705
>actually the magical le smart negro is a actually cool

Fucking hell, this is literally night and day with Batman. Batman was such a good movie but lacked characters, the acting was amazing aswell, it even gave the Penguin a show of his own.
Give Matt Reeves the keys to the DC movies

>>212557838
He has more screen time than the other two and he interacts with the wholesome pupperino.

>>212549669
Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker with an okay nose job

>>212546829 (OP)
>CAM

>>212557928
What I don't get, is if they were going to have this reddit tier humor on the movie, why didn't they attempt to put Lobo in it? What the fuck is the movie even about? They should have rebooted Doomsday and made a Reign of Supermen trilogy.

>>212556085
>You say that but then everyone cries about MoS being "murderman".
The webm you're replying to is literally an evil, fake Superman without empathy that the real Superman has to beat later...

>>212557933
He looks fucking retarded

Movie is flopping internationally lol Snyder's is gonna end up making more after all the shit it got all these years

Brown people so useless

>>212557933
Why would someone who isnt a shill care about this though?

>>212558752
It's a brand made for men, so Gunn should have brought Powergirl and not Krypto

>>212546829 (OP)
>>212553476
They cut the crossleg panties scene

>>212554880
>kills elderly people in cold blood
Here's your superhero bro
>b-but he's a kike!
Doesn't make a difference for normalfags, they all see him as white. Therefore message of the movie: browns killing whites = good, even if they're old people, fair game if they're white.

>>212552096
>implying midwits can go against the flow and think for themselves
Reddit likes to label those who don't follow their herd

>>212558851
Krypto is the most annoying character in all the movies

>>212556167
Cheers mate.

>>212554880
Shes already gaining then latina freshman 50

>>212557928
>Give Matt Reeves the keys to the DC movies
so we can have more commie shit in our movies. yeah definitely not enough of that.

>>212559066
I never cared for Krypto in any media but damn I hated this version. Too much dog, too little Superman.

>>212557649
This is so laughably on the nose.

>>212552287
You WILL love niggers. You WILL give your white family up to niggers. You WILL enjoy this movie.

>>212547025
>you might run into issue like why papa Kent want his son to stay hidden,
This is incredibly self-evident though and though that seem is memed on it's perfectly rational for him to protect his son that way

>>212547217
because he's actually saving the civilians everywhere while Cavill's Superman loves to play 9/11 Simulator

>>212560204
compared to what lol
did Stanley Kubrick direct a Superman movie I don't know about?

WHERE STREAM?????

>>212546829 (OP)
>>212549669
>look up age
>34
KWAB

>>212550096
No it didn't, people love the power fantasy aspect of Superman
He's as popular as ever, he's DC's number two behind Batman.

>>212553325
>th-this is you!
Correct, seethe harder
#Supershit

why so many erect condoms n the fortress?

>>212556085
They got filtered

>>212560683
Krypton culture was insanely phalocentric

>>212557649
>my online detractors are literally retarded monkeys
kinda based, i have to admit...

>>212560848
Last movie that did something similar was Ghostbusters 2016

>>212553357
Comics put more effort than that.

>>212556020
Is that Injustice?

>>212560382
>perfectly rational for him to protect his son that way

Fuk dem kids boy, dey ain't shit

>>212557933
Don't forget that Lois lust for him.

>>212546829 (OP)
DAMN Lois

>>212546829 (OP)
>>212549669
is that Lynda Carter? aged gracefully

>>212559066
>>212559541
The annoying part is that in some scenes he is a smart dog able to follow commands and in others he is a generic dog that can't understand shit.

It's like the movie wants cute scenes about him just being a dog, but also want scenes where he gets to do something and doesn't know how to balance that in a believable way, so it just end up being frustrating and artificial.

>>212557649
>the bad guy is a thinly veiled stand-in for Orange Man Bad
What a novel and very clever idea!

They should have left James Gunn in his blacklist hell. That guy is a human-shaped turd.

>>212552096
>This movie has fully cemented this board as nothing more than contrarian midwits. Suddenly Superjew is good, the movie isn't obnoxiously light and overly CGI'd, Rachel does not look like troon, Gunn isn't a pedo etc
Ftfy. The only genuine discourse around this movie happened when the first teaser dropped.

>>212556020
The guy he drops looks like a tranny caricature, only needs pink clothes and makeup. Also holy shit, he dropped him. Never expected to see someone falling to their death in the cartoon actualy landing.

>>212561737
Superman really said "43% ain't enough"
iirc in Batman TAS you could also see that happening to Batgirl it was a hallucination but you could still see her crashing into a car

>>212556020
>>212558479
>unironic "if you kill a killer, the number of killers remains the same"
Lame

>>212561324
Also him being a fucking fake CGI dog doesn't help at all, it's the most soulless puppet I've seen in a long time.

>>212546964
They hated anon, for he spoke the truth

>>212546829 (OP)
>1080p
kek. HDfags are a spiritually raped people. lossless 480p is all you need.

>>212560848
they seem like pretty smart monkeys, actually

>>212563954
Yeah, and Superman cried about the shitposting so they were effective.

>>212546829 (OP)
cannot find it in any of the usual sites. why? where are you faggots downloading it?

>>212546829 (OP)
This movie is unironically bad.This shit is one big punchline without a joke. Fucking children's movie.

What the hell dude, why did you move the door?

>>212552096
>Suddenly MoS is good, that Superman wasn't too dark, Adams was great as Lois Lane,
/tv/ has had a sizeable hardcore MoS and BvS defenders for ages
You're just a blatant newfag if you didn't know otherwise

>>212552412
Something about the face does it for me. In the same way Roger ebert rates movies on what they’re trying to accomplish, she 200% nails a borderline milf but single semen demon in her mid 30’s. The face is necessary. 9.5/10 body and 9/10 face.

>>212564848
>not sydney wweeney
seriously?

>>212547357
This begs the question. Where was Batman in Gunnterman?

>>212546917
Man of Steel is peak cinema.

>>212565059
>let's call madame web star swidgfgfgf incelmagnet sweety
It's a miracle you kids learned walk.

>>212546964
Based.

>>212552163
>actual heroics
You mean showing his bare chest, 300 style, to please your peanut sized weenie like chaddy kinoder did? Stop being a bitch, gay porn is one click away faggot.

I don't know anything about Gunn or Snyder but I do like Superman movies, so should I go watch this tomorrow at the kinoplex?

>>212565542
Yeah, its a fun movie.

>>212565542
No, torrent the camrip. You'll hate it.

>>212565542
no then you're falling prey to the marketing

>>212546829 (OP)
nigger, I am not wasting hard disk space and bandwith on capeslop

im looking at my local cinema and fnaf was way more packed than superman
the most people i see at a screening is 5 kek

>>212546829 (OP)
sex mommy
still not watching capeslopshit though

>>212546917
It's very cynical.

Just watched the rip... Snyder and Gunn need to be human-centipeded together for their crimes against Superman. Why do modern "directors" get control over such iconic characters only to fuck them up so bad?

Gunn straight up made "A James Gunn" movie to start a universe... when normies all over say he's the only good superhero director. Oh well, he gave Batman to a retard who made the Flash and allowed him to use Damian so it'll fall apart before his 10 years at DC is up.

>>212552096
People have been arguing over these movies since day one, there is no consensus. HOWEVER, as someone who hated the Snyderverse, I gotta say the new Gunnverse so far is just mediocre. Feels like a bootleg MCU, Snyder was a fucking retarded but at least had some aesthetic vision, even if was a bad one.

>>212566522
>at least had some aesthetic vision, even if was a bad one
that's a really low bar, even lower than gunn's corporate vision

>>212552287
>they have yet to explain who he is or his powers
They have yet to do this with everyone. Who's the Engineer, Metamorpho, Hawkgirl, Green Lantern, etc.? The movie doesn't even try to explain how their got their powers or what really are their motivations, it presumes you know these characters from other media already.