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>>212546829 (OP)I think she could be a little shinier
now we only need multiverse. bring Cavil back and have him duke it out with Corenswet
>>212546853>is terminally online
never watched man of steel should i over this?
>>212546881No, fuck no. That'd be retarded. You already had Ben Affleck quipping in The Flash. Leave Henry alone.
>>212546881tbf cavil would be a good captain marvel (shazam)
>>212546917watch Superman Returns first for the classic Superman
then watch Synder's trilogy
>>212546829 (OP)She's literally 10/10 sexo in all regards, face, body, tits, ass, legs, except she has a giant forehead.
>>212546917>>212546937Don't do this.
Watching Henry stuff will make this feel very silly. Watch this first.
>>212546829 (OP)No Amy, no watchy.
>>212546917I wouldn't watch Batman v Superman or any of the Snyderverse movies besides Man of Steel, which I think works on its own. If you don't like it you won't like the rest, and if you do like it, you'll stay liking it without having the rest taint it.
>>212546968>zoomer discovers aging
>>212546889I think it's pretty funny now. You can bet it will post the same thing in every thread it sees like some bot.
>>212546982batman v superman is good.
>>212547008Maybe it's just the Gotham in me, but I didn't care for it.
>>212546982MoS, BvS and ZSJL form a complete story though. If you watch only one of them, you might run into issue like why papa Kent want his son to stay hidden, which is demonstrated in BvS, or why Batman is a raging killer, which is explained and fixed in ZSJL
>>212547025And the random Knightmare vision in BvS, which is explained in ZSJL
>>212546964worst Lois by far
Were the Kents meant to be invalid? Like Alzheimer's?
>>212547014well that's fair, its not for everyone but i thought it was good.
I'm just going to say... there is a scene that will be thrown a lot around here. You'll see that webm a lot.
Superman legit cries over people on the internet calling him #SuperShit. He cries to Lois. I wish i was joking. He gets emotional and complains to Lois.
>>212546989>beta orbiter millenial copes that all white women are 10/10s
>>212546968kek I zoomed in on that too. All the aging and sagging is going on there.
>>212546964no competition sexo with amy NOW
>>212547131hey Clark faced the same problem in BvS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYGIN6B4Df4
>>212547025I didn't think Jonathan Kent's reasoning needed exposition, he was trying to raise a god, and he understood that however Clark would act, the world wouldn't readily accept it, hence how the military regarded Superman as in league or the same as Zod and his crew in the fight in Metropolis.
>>212547131It's even worse, he yells at her telling her that she knows he doesn't like that name, and then he storms out after she calls him out for bitching about it and says she's not good at relationships while cleaning dishes.
>>212546829 (OP)I wanna smell her asshole
>>212546881Corenswet would get annihilated
>>212547217Well yes, Cavill's superman is basically a god, whereas Cornsweat is very vulnerable.
>>212547256can Synder's Batman take on Gunn's Superman?
The Mr. Terrific fight choreography is kino but the music ruined it.
>>212547357Snyderโs Batman could take on Snyderโs Superman. He wouldnโt even need kryptonite for Gunnโs.
>>212547357Honestly? Yes. He's... i don't even know. It is weird. He's very fragile.
>>212547372Thatโs what angry Joe said
>>212547357That nigga BTFO Snyderman, he can take out anybody in the Gunnverse kek
>>212547372The music is very misplaced in this movie.
>>212547357If he had his Armored Batsuit yes he'd easily beat the shit out of him
Probably wouldn't even need the Kryptonite
Nobody's gonna remember this movie while Snyder's movies are going to live rent free in the haters heads for 20 more yrs
>>212547411>The music is very misplaced in this movie.It's as if Gunn decided to just let AI do a movie for him instead of doing it himself...
>>212546829 (OP)> PART 3!"The first 1000 posts of incel seething wasn't enough! Here's 1000 more!"
Seems odd to be this obsessed over a children's comic book movie.
>>212547430Don't blame AI for Gunn's trash taste in music. He partnered with Spotify to come out with a Superman curated playlist and said that he uses playlists to conceptualize how characters in his movies are.
>>212547398Finding out that the Flash nigga was the cinematographer for this as well just makes me depressed. The fight scenes couldโve been amazing but we ended up with that PS2 bullshit
>>212547411The music is great every time itโs not a needle drop which is not something I expected for a Gunn film
Nothing like a mediocre opening weekend with a classic Superman second weekend drop off.
>>212547480Why are you presenting some random redditnigger for our viewing?
>>212547473>The music is great every time itโs not a needle drop which is not something I expected for a Gunn filmThe Williams riff was misplaced as fuck. It felt like it was used t create a sense of build up in the movie but when they play there is nothing happening so it just feels weird and out of place.
>>212546968based fellow lipstick despiser
Here's a plus, though. Snyderjeets were making fun of the trailers about Superman being too emotional and how Superman is supposed to be stoic, and all that.
Well, Superman isn't the only male character to be emotional. Pretty much every male character cry in this movie. I mean actual tears. Some even weep. I found this odd.
>>212546829 (OP)retard here, who is the girl?
>>212547591Actress Rachel Brosnahan, who plays Lois Lane in the Superman film.
>>212546829 (OP)LMAO I almost went to the cinema today, thanks for the thread
>>212546917no. it's a shit movie
contrarians here only pretend to like it
Can't wait to see James Gunn's Batman
>>212547531So like snyderman, on top of calling his mom?
>>212547875Can't be worse than anything made in the last decade
>>212546829 (OP)I have nigger propaganda fatigue
>>212546829 (OP)>Superman.2025.1080p.CAM.x264-RGBwhere are you downloading these?
>>212546968You guys are funny
>>212547747Itโs worth it for the fight choreography surprisingly. I looked at it like it was one of the Jurassic slop films to only look at cool shit and it was worth the $20 I spent on a ticket and Trader Joeโs mangos
>>212547987Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy!
>>212546829 (OP)Isn't this movie like 95% about the action and visuals? Feels like you'd be doing yourself a disservice watching it in such shitty quality
>>212546829 (OP)looks like a man, looks jewish, not feminine as this in the movie, more masculine than him
>>212546968Witch chin
Jewish nose
Man Jaw
>>212546829 (OP)He genuinely looks like a Jew here.
Making Lois a 35-year-old hag AGAIN is so fucking stupid. She's supposed to be in her early to mid-20s when she first meets Clark, so around 23. Let's assume that Superman has been active in Metropolis for two to three years; she should be 25 or 26, not 35.
By the time Gunn makes a sequel, if DCU isn't canceled by then, Rachel Brosnahan will be 40 and ugly. She's not Amy Adams, who still looked relatively good in her early 40s, so she will hit the wall earlier. Grim.
>>212547043>>212547367She's not the best Lois, yes, but she was hotter than Brosnahan when she was 35. And she still looks very good.
I know this thread is specifically for talking about this film, but can we talk about something more interesting instead?
>>212547473All of Gunnโs films use that same cinematographer you retard
>>212546829 (OP)It's the immigration pajeet rip
>>212547431>Seems odd to be this obsessed over a children's comic book movie.stop fueling the fire then
>>212548549Iโd agree with you if Corenswet wasnโt 30 something himself. Ideally both actors would be like 25 but I imagine thereโs no much imposing presence at that age range for Superman candidates
>>212546942>She's literally 10/10 sexo in all regardslol
Yo there are for sure shills on this site because no one is talking about the RT score anymore. That shit is dropping like a rock btw. Its at 83% now and it has like a 100 more reviews left. Is definitely going to be around the 70s for the weekend.
>david birthday was yesterday
Damn kino
>>212549015> Promoting a film to unemployed tards who steal movies online.You are not a desired market segment.
>>212549066Youโre low IQ, itโs not about the movie itself but the brand
WB wants people to care about this universe moving forward, and thatโs mainly the purpose of the shilling
>>212549015The fact that yesterday there was a bunch of anons lying about things that happen in the movie to try and make the movie less of a mess, and now we know it is a bunch of shit thanks to the camrip should be enough to show that this place is crawling with paid marketers.
I mean, even if you loved the movie, why lie?
>>212547025>>212547172BvS feels incomplete without JL but MoS is perfectly fine on its own.
The story is pretty obvious, Clark can't become Superman until he meets both of his fathers and completely embraces both his human side (humility, kindness, acceptance of death) and kryptonian side (being proud, being inspirational, striving for ideals). There are weaknesses to both the human side (fear, hatred) and kryptonian side (arrogance, stagnation) but together they become a synthesis.
>>212546829 (OP)the picture is good but the voice is total garbage, you can't understand anything
Never understood watching camprips, such shit quality just so you can watch it a month earlier? Why?
POST HER WEBMS YOU PUSSIES
>>212549186So we can make fun of the movie.
>>212548503is this the clone?
>>212549089> Superman has been an American cultural icon for 85 years> But it needs marketing to angry autistics that bite and still get their insulin injections from their Mothers.The delusion of Chantoids about their importance.
the poor people standing up to the soldier made me puke. All fucking brown too
>>212546989If you're aged you're not 10/10
>Actually Jor-El is Omniman!
This is a bigger lore change than anything Snyder did with Superman, what do comictards think of this?
Couple of things.
First, I won't even watch this garbage for free, or any capeshit for that matter.
Second, I need her
>>212549669 to sit on my face. All day every day.
>>212549734Get this ugly old bitch out of my face. Not even remotely in the same league.
>>212549015All that matters is the Audience score dropping below 75%.
>>212549669>>212546829 (OP)>>212549669is this the same type of dress Elle Fanning wore the other day? I guess it's true that it has some padding on the butt area, her ass is not that big
>>212549746>Retard has shit tasteIndeed
>>212547531i haven't seen it yet but this checks out. it's very pro-liberalism and it wants to tear down toxic masculinity by showing its male audience it's okay for them to literally cry. the trailer also indicated strong immigration themes. i'm not excited to see this movie.
>>212549717Those fat NEETs are being laughed at for their double standards.
>>212549717the problem with MoS wasn't lore changes you fucking moron.
>>212550035Indeed Gunnkek.
wtf did I watch
why is superman so fucking weak that he always needs help of others.
also why the fuck are there jokes in every single fucking scene
>>212550076because superman being OP slowly destroyed the popularity of the the character.
>>212550096Indeed Gunnkek, which is why he should be BTFO for most of his film.
>>212550076Weakness is strength, goy.
>>212550096this is like saying Jesus being OP is destroying his popularity
>>212550114Which is why every male character cried in this flick.
>>212550107that's a near-universal feature of good storytelling, yes.
>>212550120people don't try to tell new stories about Jesus, so he doesn't need to be placed in a context where there is any narrative suspense.
>>212550096His popularity waned significantly after he was depowered post crisis, only spiking when he died.
>>212546829 (OP)She looks like Moonman
HARD pass
>>212550076It worked in the Superman and Justice League cartoon. Supe's powerlevel was fluctuating hard between absolutely impervious to harm to falling to a tazer.
I liked it. Nothing special, but it was fun. The plot moves quite fast, but it all makes sense. No plot holes or anything. Definitely the best Superman movie since 1978.
>>212549133Snyderman doesn't achieve anything as a characters after meetiing his two shitty fathers.
All he does is doing what he is told to do by everyone without ever being his own character, in a movie that pretends to be about being able to chose/have free will
>>212550566Any thoughts on the JUSTICE GANG
>>212550525Sounds like you only get HARD for men.
>>212550057>laughs because no argumentlmao
Where's the walled Moaner screeching webms?
>>212550705Chill Negro is so cool!
>>212550705fine but not the focus of the movie.
>Superman's real mom is unironically played by Lady Gaga
LMAO. Defend this Gunnjeets.
>>212550705Guy's abilities looked good. I liked it. Looking forward to the Lanterns show.
>>212550848I was disappointed that they didn't have her sing a song.
>>212550848Damn, she really got fucked by Joker 2 kek.
>>212550848That's Clementine from Westworld. She's hot af
I'm 20 minutes in and the pace is crazy fast. Now I'm stuck with Lois and Clark arguing in an apartment and bored out of mind.
>>212550848> Implying Gunn has the money to hire Lady Gaga.Gunn always gets these cheapass TV actors for his films. That is the whore from Westworld.
>>212550705Guy is good, Hawklatina is ok, and MrT is... I never liked the character, but I guess he's ok
>>212551489Hawklatina's banter with guy was great, but she was only that and her screams.
>woman superhero>characterized as a screamerGunn is a sneaky motherfucker
This is so cringe. It goes immediately from Superman saving the city with the Justice Gang to Lex showing a video of Superman's parents telling Superman to conquer the Earth and now the people of the city turn against him.
It makes no sense.
>>212551687It's the culmination of Lex's grand plan. Of course a bunch of shit is going to happen .
>>212546829 (OP)I'm probably not going to watch it ever.
>>212551804I feel nothing towards any of the characters even Superman. It all just feels so lifeless and the movie is moving so quick from scene to scene that nothing is building up.
>First 10 mins
>Pointless focus on the brown immigrant "local"
>Pointless dawglsop
>2000 tier CGI
>White people are evil, stupid
>Superman's parents speak fucking HEBREW
KEK
Utterly pozzed
>>212551902Wait till you get to the 10 minute argument between Lois and Superman in an apartment. It's excruciating.
>>212549089The pajeet markering firms count threads as social media mentions. Don't let them pull the shill gaslighting bullshit.
>>212546964I'm old enough to remember when this place absolutely hated her as Lois and called her an ugly hag
>>212551966There hasn't been a non-hag Lois since Returns, which is ironic since she's a mother.
>>212546848I will shine her
>>212551943I just finished that part
JFC does no-one in Hollywood have a brain?
lol, ofc they don't
This movie has fully cemented this board as nothing more than contrarian midwits. Suddenly MoS is good, that Superman wasn't too dark, Adams was great as Lois Lane, etc...you guys are jokes and no one should take anu opinion espoused here seriously.
>>212552054An hour in and now Jimmy Olsen is a cool guy who somehow Lex's GF wants more than Lex who has unlimited money and better looks than Jimmy.
The writing and dialogue is atrocious.
>>212552103At least Nick Hoult is acting well
I can't stand Supes tho, just doesn't have the "vibes" as subjective as that is.
Does it get better?
>>212552096I can hate two bad movies from two different hacks just fine, thank you very much marketing firm.
>>212552141Superman is just so pathetic. They movie won't showing him doing actual heroics.
Now Lex has executed a brown man because we need the white bad guy to be extra bad because we can't write complex bad guys anymore.
>>212552163You really only think he was bad when he killed that dude? Not a single share of sympathy for everything else that conspired before?
>>212552163At least Hoult plays it the way Lex should be - He's clearly got eveything he would need to "save" humanity but he's so hyperfocussed on Superman it stops him from doing good
At least, much like the ST, the villain is the only good part
>>212552163It hilarious
superman has been on the job for 3years but lex could only find the brown man to kill
>>212552256Also, Mr. Terrific is portrayed as always cool and perfect in every situation and they have yet to explain who he is or his powers. You just have to accept it.
The whole pocket universe thing is barely explained.
what does bizarro look like?
heh
md5: 2cf28977886287f8c50b34e4f901b93d
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"Justice Gang"
>>212552299It's not bizarro it's Ultraman. It's just a dude in black. Nothing special about the costume.
>>212552287He was clearly the tech genius. Hawgirl also didn't get an explanation. I think most people are unaware of her character origins.
>>2125520964chan was always a contrarian board. And if you want it to follow the zeitgeist, then you're exposing that you're
1. A newfag
2. A r*editor
3. I don't even know what to label you as, as someone who wants to find normie culture on a board inculcated with social outcasts. Seriously, what kind of fucking loser WANTS this place to be the same as the society that outcasted him as a weirdo? Is this what 4chan is now? There doesn't seem to be a word in the English language to express my disgust toward you.
>>212552299It's not bizarro. It's a clone of Superman, more powerful, but also more stupider.
>>212552333It's a supes clone and the suit is dark purple, I was assuming he'd turn into Bizarro
>>212548249This
Body is a 9/10
Face is 5/10
>>212552353yes that's bizarro
Ultraman costume sucked ass
It was just a borrowed costume from the boys(he was clone too kek)
>yeah critique score is gonna be low haha!!!!
>well ok the general audience score is gonna be low haha!!
>oh well the box office is gonna be low!! haha
>oh well Lois Lane was ugly ok???
>>212552418I thought the original Bizarro was a creation of another scientist, not Lex but that he gets his own copy, but guess I was wrong.
>The first cameo
Ok, i laughed
>>212551902>>Superman's parents speak fucking HEBREWy-you're lying
>>212552501most modern takes on Bizarro are a failed Supes clone made by Led that detetiorates into dumb/ugly/reverse Bizarro who eventually becomes neutral, I was hoping they do that here
>>212546829 (OP)>read the wiki synopsis>it's shit
It's a Superman movie but he barely does any heroics and is the second banana to all these other characters so Gunn can set up a share universe. Ugh
I audibly laughed when Krypto mauled Lex after he touched Superman with his finger while ranting. It only took 2 hours for a joke to finally land. Brava Gunn I guess.
>>212552348I've been here since roughly 2006
The Kents can't be normal capable humans who care about their adopted son imparting him with wisdom and teaching him to be humble. They are portrayed as old dumb country people because of course modern Hollywood.
>>212550848If Gaga was in this movie and turned it into a musical it would have been pure kino. Certainly better than the slop we got.
She looks like she fucks Venom
>>212549768it definitely is that big
Wait now the movie has the white country about to invade the brown country and the people in the brown country are standing in fronting of the white troops with just sticks. lmaoooooooo
>video of his parents goes glitchy and the messaging goes 180
Ah yes, the most believable of things
There is no way that this movie cost less than $300mil to make. The amount of FX in it is insane. Literally every frame has some FX in it. It also creates zero feeling as a viewer as none of it is grounded in any reality.
It's a completely lifeless movie.
>>212548249Gay opinions
Gay post
Gay man
>>212552950$10 says they were going to have Lex use AI to create the video but scrapped the idea for some reason.
Lex somehow also has an army of people that are willing to do his every command without question no matter how nefarious the request. It would have been a hell of a lot more interesting if they were people who had family members that died from collateral damage as a result of Superman's action.
Also the Engineer would have been a lot more interesting if she was a woman so in love with Lex that she sacrificed her humanity to please him.
Now she's just a woman who wants to kill Superman for reasons.
The brown Hawkgirl also isn't like Superman she kills people.
>>212546829 (OP)Based
FUCK PEDO GUNN
that's all of you
that's 4chan
>>212552930kek
do the boravians even know the population of jarhanpur?
>>212553255So...like a comic book villain with henchmen?
>>212552930More like Russia/Ukraine
>>212552096>this boardIt's butthurt snydertards, not /tv/
>>212552096>Adams was great as Lois LaneYes, she was. She wasn't a girlboss like the new one.
>>212553361That might have been the intent, but it comes across as Israel and Palestine
>>212553383When MoS came out the whole board was saying the exact opposite
>>212553383no she wasn't. the new one is hotter and not a girlboss.
Stop crying, the snyderverse won't come back
>>212553383The new one is just annoying and somehow know show to pilot spaceships.
>>212553416And its still saying it.
>>212553383Dude, Adams is the worst Lois. She's boring and doesn't look nor act like the real Lois at all.
>>212546829 (OP)>I'll get you, my pretties! and your little dog, too!
>>212553476I wish the wicked witch looked like that
>>212552348How about you use your fucking brain to try to have a real opinion instead of being a contrarian NPC?
>>212546964>Bathtub scene with her implied soapy breasts.Unsurpassed. Current superman looks so jewish I feel like I need to sign up and die for israel
>>212553476>>212546829 (OP)her tits are nice in the movie
>>212553476She's hot af.
Like many other cunts irl they don't know what's flattering and what isn't to them
someone pls post Supergirl
>>212553325Supergirl lookin' good
>>212546829 (OP)>CAMranjesh please go
why was pissmaker shitting on super wasnt he supposed learned his lesson in his show?
>>212547495because it's him
This is the most antisemtic movie Ive seen!!!
They made "israel" attack innocent arab looking civilians and children who hold superman flag...
Then they make hawkgirl drop netanyahu to his death
>>212554317>PLAESE SAAR SUPPORT GUNN SUPERWHOLESOMEFuck off gunnjeet
>>212553460Incorrect faggot
So no one mentioned martian manhunter?
Why are his parents mountain people?
>>212554880I wish a cute flying latina would KWAB me.
>>212546829 (OP)>>Superman.2025.1080p.CAM.x264-RGBlol, whatever. Wouldn't watch this shite for free, it still costs me my time.
>>212554880They look paki/indians to me fampai.
>>212553057Because they used AI to create the fucking special effects and they didn't want to seem ungrateful.
>>212550705Obviously Terrific is the most fleshed out of the three. Guy has potential but isabella barely did anything interesting. The GLC is big within the comics and it has the most potential so I'm expecting a lot from that side.
The superman we all want and deserve.
>>212546829 (OP)Looks like a man/tranny. Disgusting.
>>212556020You say that but then everyone cries about MoS being "murderman".
>>212546829 (OP)What a handsome man
>>212547987Best I can do for ya is a steaming link
https://www.cineby.app/movie/1061474
>>212554880holy shit that looks bad LMAO
Why did they have to make this movie so fucking political?
>>212556679The river man on the boat. Long finger nails oval head. Lex jokes about martians?
Why did Pooperman turn into yumcha?
>>212550705>actually the magical le smart negro is a actually cool
Fucking hell, this is literally night and day with Batman. Batman was such a good movie but lacked characters, the acting was amazing aswell, it even gave the Penguin a show of his own.
Give Matt Reeves the keys to the DC movies
>>212557838He has more screen time than the other two and he interacts with the wholesome pupperino.
>>212549669Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker with an okay nose job
>>212557928What I don't get, is if they were going to have this reddit tier humor on the movie, why didn't they attempt to put Lobo in it? What the fuck is the movie even about? They should have rebooted Doomsday and made a Reign of Supermen trilogy.
>>212556085>You say that but then everyone cries about MoS being "murderman".The webm you're replying to is literally an evil, fake Superman without empathy that the real Superman has to beat later...
>>212557933He looks fucking retarded
Movie is flopping internationally lol Snyder's is gonna end up making more after all the shit it got all these years
>>212557933Why would someone who isnt a shill care about this though?
>>212558752It's a brand made for men, so Gunn should have brought Powergirl and not Krypto
>>212546829 (OP)>>212553476They cut the crossleg panties scene
>>212554880>kills elderly people in cold bloodHere's your superhero bro
>b-but he's a kike!Doesn't make a difference for normalfags, they all see him as white. Therefore message of the movie: browns killing whites = good, even if they're old people, fair game if they're white.
>>212552096>implying midwits can go against the flow and think for themselvesReddit likes to label those who don't follow their herd
>>212558851Krypto is the most annoying character in all the movies
>>212554880Shes already gaining then latina freshman 50
>>212557928>Give Matt Reeves the keys to the DC moviesso we can have more commie shit in our movies. yeah definitely not enough of that.
>>212559066I never cared for Krypto in any media but damn I hated this version. Too much dog, too little Superman.
>>212557649This is so laughably on the nose.
>>212552287You WILL love niggers. You WILL give your white family up to niggers. You WILL enjoy this movie.
>>212547025>you might run into issue like why papa Kent want his son to stay hidden,This is incredibly self-evident though and though that seem is memed on it's perfectly rational for him to protect his son that way
>>212547217because he's actually saving the civilians everywhere while Cavill's Superman loves to play 9/11 Simulator
>>212560204compared to what lol
did Stanley Kubrick direct a Superman movie I don't know about?
>>212550096No it didn't, people love the power fantasy aspect of Superman
He's as popular as ever, he's DC's number two behind Batman.
>>212553325>th-this is you!Correct, seethe harder
#Supershit
why so many erect condoms n the fortress?
>>212556085They got filtered
>>212560683Krypton culture was insanely phalocentric
>>212557649>my online detractors are literally retarded monkeyskinda based, i have to admit...
>>212560848Last movie that did something similar was Ghostbusters 2016
>>212553357Comics put more effort than that.
>>212556020Is that Injustice?
>>212560382>perfectly rational for him to protect his son that wayFuk dem kids boy, dey ain't shit
>>212557933Don't forget that Lois lust for him.
>>212546829 (OP)>>212549669is that Lynda Carter? aged gracefully
>>212559066>>212559541The annoying part is that in some scenes he is a smart dog able to follow commands and in others he is a generic dog that can't understand shit.
It's like the movie wants cute scenes about him just being a dog, but also want scenes where he gets to do something and doesn't know how to balance that in a believable way, so it just end up being frustrating and artificial.
>>212557649>the bad guy is a thinly veiled stand-in for Orange Man BadWhat a novel and very clever idea!
They should have left James Gunn in his blacklist hell. That guy is a human-shaped turd.
>>212552096>This movie has fully cemented this board as nothing more than contrarian midwits. Suddenly Superjew is good, the movie isn't obnoxiously light and overly CGI'd, Rachel does not look like troon, Gunn isn't a pedo etcFtfy. The only genuine discourse around this movie happened when the first teaser dropped.
>>212556020The guy he drops looks like a tranny caricature, only needs pink clothes and makeup. Also holy shit, he dropped him. Never expected to see someone falling to their death in the cartoon actualy landing.
>>212561737Superman really said "43% ain't enough"
iirc in Batman TAS you could also see that happening to Batgirl it was a hallucination but you could still see her crashing into a car
>>212556020>>212558479>unironic "if you kill a killer, the number of killers remains the same"Lame
>>212561324Also him being a fucking fake CGI dog doesn't help at all, it's the most soulless puppet I've seen in a long time.
>>212546964They hated anon, for he spoke the truth
>>212546829 (OP)>1080pkek. HDfags are a spiritually raped people. lossless 480p is all you need.
>>212560848they seem like pretty smart monkeys, actually
>>212563954Yeah, and Superman cried about the shitposting so they were effective.
>>212546829 (OP)cannot find it in any of the usual sites. why? where are you faggots downloading it?
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>>212546829 (OP)This movie is unironically bad.This shit is one big punchline without a joke. Fucking children's movie.
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What the hell dude, why did you move the door?
>>212552096>Suddenly MoS is good, that Superman wasn't too dark, Adams was great as Lois Lane,/tv/ has had a sizeable hardcore MoS and BvS defenders for ages
You're just a blatant newfag if you didn't know otherwise
>>212552412Something about the face does it for me. In the same way Roger ebert rates movies on what theyโre trying to accomplish, she 200% nails a borderline milf but single semen demon in her mid 30โs. The face is necessary. 9.5/10 body and 9/10 face.
>>212564848>not sydney wweeney seriously?
>>212547357This begs the question. Where was Batman in Gunnterman?
>>212546917Man of Steel is peak cinema.
>>212565059>let's call madame web star swidgfgfgf incelmagnet sweetyIt's a miracle you kids learned walk.
>>212552163>actual heroicsYou mean showing his bare chest, 300 style, to please your peanut sized weenie like chaddy kinoder did? Stop being a bitch, gay porn is one click away faggot.
I don't know anything about Gunn or Snyder but I do like Superman movies, so should I go watch this tomorrow at the kinoplex?
>>212565542Yeah, its a fun movie.
>>212565542No, torrent the camrip. You'll hate it.
>>212565542no then you're falling prey to the marketing
>>212546829 (OP)nigger, I am not wasting hard disk space and bandwith on capeslop
im looking at my local cinema and fnaf was way more packed than superman
the most people i see at a screening is 5 kek
>>212546829 (OP)sex mommy
still not watching capeslopshit though
>>212546917It's very cynical.
Just watched the rip... Snyder and Gunn need to be human-centipeded together for their crimes against Superman. Why do modern "directors" get control over such iconic characters only to fuck them up so bad?
Gunn straight up made "A James Gunn" movie to start a universe... when normies all over say he's the only good superhero director. Oh well, he gave Batman to a retard who made the Flash and allowed him to use Damian so it'll fall apart before his 10 years at DC is up.
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>>212552096People have been arguing over these movies since day one, there is no consensus. HOWEVER, as someone who hated the Snyderverse, I gotta say the new Gunnverse so far is just mediocre. Feels like a bootleg MCU, Snyder was a fucking retarded but at least had some aesthetic vision, even if was a bad one.
>>212566522>at least had some aesthetic vision, even if was a bad onethat's a really low bar, even lower than gunn's corporate vision
>>212552287>they have yet to explain who he is or his powersThey have yet to do this with everyone. Who's the Engineer, Metamorpho, Hawkgirl, Green Lantern, etc.? The movie doesn't even try to explain how their got their powers or what really are their motivations, it presumes you know these characters from other media already.