Thread 212547488

Let the cope begin.

Gunnchads, it's our time now.

>Hari Nath

the meme is funny because it's true.

"Well, that just happened"

>>212547488 (OP)
lol

>>212547488 (OP)
>Stop, my invincible son, this tornado that is barely moving me at this moment will soon pick up speed and kill me. Whatever you do, don't use this window of time to walk over and save me, which would not look suspicious at all due to the aforementioned fact that it's currently barely impacting me.

>>212547488 (OP)
Unironically why are they such big fans of Snyder

I've never seen bollyslop before, is Snyder's style exactly like jeetkino or something?

>>212547551
It's "epic" in a cool style of substance way, that's Indian cinema in a nutshell

>cgi slop dog and baby
>vomit visuals and sloppy CGI
>no character arcs
>forgettable soundtrack
>terrible pacing
>ukraine russia subplot that ultimately doesn’t amount to anything
>luthor just cries and monologues about superman
>no tension between any characters
>barely any consequence about the true message from his parents
>evil space parents for some reason
>superman throwing his clone into a black hole to be spaghetti’d
Am I missing anything?

>>212547551
Bollywood is full of movies like this. All spectacle, little substance. So Hollywood wants that market. Over a billion jeets. Why bother with hard effort when you can just pump out slop and it'll rake in cash?

>>212547568
How would I know, I'm an adult and therefore won't be seeing this

>>212547584
sugma

It was kryptonite tornado

>>212547488 (OP)
>the hurricane is right behind me, isn't it?

>>212547488 (OP)
what was the lesson jonathan kent was trying to bestow onto clark here

that you cant save everybody?

if so, why didnt clark take his advice?

like that scene towards the end of the moive where zod was gonna laser beam that family - they should cut to the scene where jonathan was all like, you cant save everyone clark blah blah blah

and then it cuts back to superman headlocking zod, and superman is all like, i shall listen to the wise words of my dad and lets zod beam the family to death

zod then turns to superman, and is all like, bro why did you let me do that?

superman is all like, a wise man once told me you cant save everyone, peace out bro

>>212547551
Psuedointellectualism appeals to the low IQ
It also helps that all the christ imagery is largely new to the jeets as its not the foundation of their culture, whereas for those in the west it's utterly passé and cringe and pathetic.
Of course since Snyder is a western man, that means the latter is the correct interpretation of the work.

>>212547551
bollywood love slowmoslop

>>212547488 (OP)
Years pass and I still have no fucking clue what the problem was.
>run to the car
>pretend it's really hard to keep on the ground, while holding your dad, but you manage
>people will think it wasn't as bad as it seemed
Retroactively it feels like a test run for the "Martha" scene in BvS.

>>212547488 (OP)
>Stop my invincible son, let me aura farm for a bit.

>>212548931
To Snyder's credit, he did aura farming better. nuSuperman lacked that, he should get to be badass every once in a while.

>>212547488 (OP)
Gunn's bastardization of Jor-El and Lara was worse than this. Somehow the madman topped Snyder.

Imagine unironically watching capeslop, and even worse, giving a flying fuck about.

my invincible son, the dog is trapped and cannot escape, i will sacr- oh the dog escaped on his own?
its okay invinicible son, i chose this, let me die instead of just nonchalantly walking in like the dog did

>>212547488 (OP)
I know you guys are faggots with jeet iq, but have you ever watched the movie? Clark's father died in that tornado because he didn't want his son to show his superpowers to the world and be forever stigmatised as "alien". His wish was for Clark to live a normal life.

>>212547488 (OP)
I teared up in Superman.
I laughed in MoS.

>>212547568
You're missing sense, that's what you're missing.

>>212548960
no it really wasn't
snyder had the kents say let humans die
gunn had the els

>>212549065
>Writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster, who created Superman in 1933, were the sons of Jews who escaped to America to avoid the pogroms. They, in turn, experienced the anti-Semitism that often plagued immigrants.
ah yes, Kikerman would totally take that side in this conflict...

Was papa kent aware of clark's invincibility at the time? Did they test it before or something?

>>212547488 (OP)
Reminder that Pa Kent didn't die, he was taken by the tornado to the Himalaya

>>212549185
>They, in turn, experienced the anti-Semitism that often plagued immigrants.
Yes, like not wanting 30% interest.

>>212549338
oy vey...

>>212547568
>superman throwing his clone into a black hole to be spaghetti’d
So Superman actually kills someone in the movie? Lol