Thread 212549744

ITT: Hairkino

>>212549744 (OP)
Molly has won multiple Grammys and has had multiple style shifts since these threads were originally posted. Unfortunately her new record seems to be some kind of Taylor Swift rip off, surprising since her last few releases were getting less and less mainstream and Taylor Swift is already filling the Taylor Swift shaped hole quite comfortably.

>>212549788
cute

>>212549788
why do so few women cut their hair short, bros?

>>212549855
Because it looks fucking stupid

>>212549762
underrated

>>212549855
wait until they turn 40 and go for the jaime lee curtis mom haircut

>>212549744 (OP)
bitch got the 1970's boy hair cut

>>212549879
you look stupid

>>212549855
They do when they stop trying, a lot of middle aged moms get their hair cut really short in a half-hearted attempt to feel young. That's essentially what the Karen haircut is

>>212549883
Would

>>212549855
Because it exposes the uggos

>>212549961
you're an incel with the worst fetish imaginable

>>212549961
I like how this creature exhibits every single warning sign to stay away. Thank you. And I know exactly how her life will turn out.

>>212549831
I don't like Jane but she was extremely hot in that flick

>>212550184
why do you talk like a redditor?

>>212549808
Her older stuff was poppy too, but check out the collars she does. Hell of a voice too

>>212549961
10/10, bonus for the tuft of arm pit hair..I fucking love that

>>212549855
ever since I was a wee lad I've been attracted to girls with short hair and big noses(for a girl), why is that?

>>212550272
I'm a man with this physique and I don't see how that makes me unmasculine

>>212549855
Because it's higher maintenance and looks like shit very quickly.

>>212550369
Does your mother by any chance have a big nose and short hair?

>>212550369
You're a faggot

>>212550424

>>212550440
no, shes always had her hair long and curly

>>212549744 (OP)
Social media existed in 1983?

Was there an episode of ally mcbeal where lucy liu gives someone a hairjob or did I imagine that?

>>212549744 (OP)
Beatrice Dalle

>>212549851
This is what the Russians are saving them from.

>>212549855
Because few can pull it off like she does

>>212549855
They've been convinced that it literally turns you into a man, and you'd be a dad soon after

>>212549744 (OP)
This is basically what every woman on /tv/ looks like

>>212550547
10/10 woman right there jesus christ

>>212550547
Imagine the clogged shower drains

>>212550184
I want to cream pie her

>>212550272
Why do girls get floral tattoos they look so fucking stupid and bad. I like the y2k tribal shit more and that doesn’t look great either

>>212549831
chudkino

>>212551787
because it doesn't affect you personally

>>212549879
based

Have some Tuttle. https://youtu.be/y9uLjD76vsA?si=rnL7heMDRhPhJFpc

>>212550440
no but now that you mention it my father does

>>212549879
Dykes co-opted it.

>>212550405
That's a man no matter how you slice it

>>212549744 (OP)
>>212549788
>>212549851
>>212549853
>>212549883
>>212549961
>>212550272
>>212550319
>>212550405
Would

My wife also has short hair and look like a dyke. It's based because I look like a skinny twink. People probably think we are gay best friends.

>>212549855
they have to have a pretty face that isn’t carried by the framing of their hair. They also can’t be fat, it’s something a thin feminine woman can pull off, and not a fatty. Hence, nearly every american woman is unable to do so.

>>212549961
she thinks I care about the hair? She’s covered herself in shitty tattoos like a retard. She even branded the one-piece swimsuit zone. That and the face are the places ink should never fucking be on a woman. Not sure why people want to deduct points from themselves, but, w/e. There are more women out there.

>>212551811
You are retarded.

>>212549961
Even if she was twice as hot she would not be worth the obvious mental issues. There's a reason for "Never stick your dick in crazy." I realize most of you virgins are desperate enough to, but don't. They're the female equivalent of the violent wife-beating substance abusing unemployed boyfriend that you laugh about how any girl can have as their boyfriend or husband.

>>212549788
I will never be with a woman that beautiful :(

>>212553149
Go outside and try you whiny little pussy

But I fucking love short hair on women, especially this new "wolf cut".

>>212553158
She would reject me hard, loudly tell everyone around how I give her the ick, then as they all laugh uproariously at me, she'll film it for a viral tiktok just to ensure complete humiliation

>>212549744 (OP)
She reminds me of somebody, like some youtuber maybe?

>>212549855
Most women can't pull it off

>>212552337
When you first met her, she was just your bro. Then one day she revealed her large breasts and you shouted "where do you get off having tits?!"

>>212549788
This webm always triggers me because it reminds me of an ex that crushed my heart

>>212553406
no problem just put on a balaclava and sunglasses beforehand

>>212549853
Holy cute except I actually like the styles at :38 and :40 better than the all down look

>>212549961
>>212553124
>>212550134
>>212553010

Silence, niggers.
My girl's got armpit hair and a ton of tattoos and sucks cock like a goddess. I wouldn't change a god damn thing and I'm laughing at you.

>>212554114
Btw she's trans if that matters.

>>212554253
No but I'd be fine if she was.

>>212549788
she looked better before

>>212549961
The pit hair it's the rest that's repulsive

>>212549744 (OP)
I thought it was Joseph Gordon-Levitt for a second.

>>212549853
This bitch pisses me the fuck off. I hate pretty girls doing cute faces all the time heheheee. They never fucking respond or look my way. Fucking cunts. I understand the supreme gentleman more and more

>>212554472
I love them doing that because I've got one at home. It feels good being the only one who can get what I want from her. They know what they're doing, btw.

>>212550438
Hehehehehe
Stfu cunt

:3

>>212555652
Disco Elysium cosplay?

>>212549853
Hime cut seeeeeeeeeeeeex

>>212549853
hot

holy shit she's so fucking cute
god I'm miserable :(

>>212549961
you know these bitches act like they have "successfully emancipated" themselves, but when it comes down to it they probably have a kink for calling their partner daddy and want to be roughed up in bed baka

>>212556188
Nice projection fag

>>212556284
I wouldn't have said any of that it she hadn't felt the need to gesture "fuck you" at the end

>>212549744 (OP)
Very nice, but no hairkino thread is complete without the Dakota Johnson fringe.
>>212549851
Wish there was more info on this Ukrainian woman, would gladly help her out of her war torn country.

>>212556336
>Dakota Johnson
>kino
Uhm, anon...

some of the posters ITT sound like they stink

>>212549853
is this the bestbuy microsoft tablet thing lady?
https://youtu.be/VQOInEnZZgM

or am I faceblind?

>>212549961
imagine making the fact that you don't shave your arm pits your entire personality.

>>212549961
My literal fetish but the rest of her is repulsive.

>>212556421
what's wrong with that? your personality is posting on 4chan and being racist

>>212556503
She's 90% fat 10% muscle.

>>212551989
You know remember to bald Jack.

>>212549744 (OP)
girls with this haircut are my weakness to be honest

>>212556530
It’s actually a wig (Molly has alopecia), but she has a lot of cute wigs, and she looks good bald too t b h.

>>212556503
Ew what an obese pig

>>212557276
she's bulking

>>212556996
It looks like it'd be fun to slap the top of her head to the beat

>>212549831
shag haircut is like the 60s alt slut haircut

>>212556996
this looks edited

>>212557619
>hairstyles
>they're all just a ponytail with a different hair tie/clip

>>212558127
https://youtube.com/shorts/KEwoMODQZRs

>>212549788
What is it like to have a gf like this?

bros..

>>212558883
like bags of microscopic coins

>>212549744 (OP)
Who is this? She's cute.

>>212549744 (OP)
This is the ugliest hairstyle a chick can have. My ex had these bangs and it made it easy to leave

>>212558921
Is this why women seethe so much about men wearing toupees or lifted shoes?

>>212554335
Yep. And I bet you she looked like shit a few days later after she washed her hair and couldn't style it the same way they did at the salon.

>>212556373
>uHrM aNon hUrR
Lol wtf is that? Finish the fucking sentence ya retard.

>hair kino
I got you bro

>>212558546
Genuinely impressive

>>212558921
Now that's an egg I'd love to suck on

>>212556419
looks like her to me.

>>212555803
That's not a hime cut you fucking nigger.

>>212556503
I am vomit.

>>212549855
If you want a non incel answer there a few reasons but two big one's are 1. they had long hair and it's a pain to wash and dry 2. they just went through a break up.

>>212559235
Who?

>>212559235
i wanna stroke her hair

>>212559794
sashasucc or sasha spits. something like that

>>212558883
Stressful

>>212559309
>>212558921

>>212559858
>look at her instagram
>all I can think about is how much she looks like a young version of my 60 year old neighbour
>get depressed thinking about how fleeting youth is
I need a drink.

>>212549961
I kinda like finger tattoos. They make the hands more expressive somehow. Almost nobody gets them though. Wonder why.

Poots

>>212549788
I either like em bald, lesbian tier crew cut, or with the before or longer hair.
the middle of the road not quite bob cut is retarded

>>212559676
You didn't even read the question properly. Go back.

>>212558921
He forgot to remove the fake tiddies

>>212559235
That's animal abuse keeping the ferret stuff in her panties

>>212560249
Kino of the highest order

>>212549744 (OP)
Cute
>>212549788
Cute
>>212549851
Cute
>>212549883
Cute
>>212549961
Cute
>>212550272
Cute
>>212550405
Cute
>>212556381
Cute

>>212560945
I will never understand why 4chan likes this faggot.

>>212559235
Also women…

>>212549851
From QT to LezB

>>212561060
Wrong

>>212549853
>>212555803
Beautiful

>>212550369
You're gay and Jewish

>>212555652
Looks cool, looks cool, looks gay

>>212549788
Her wardrobe does enough to advertise that she's a sexless, humourless "pick me" cunt, the haircut was unnecessary.
Incels are like moths to a flame for these types. The bustiest bimbo Stacy doesn't exploit men and sex to one-tenth the degree these girls do

>>212550272
I love lesbians like this because all it takes is three to five drinks and she's sucking dick like she needs it to breathe.

>>212549855
Why do so few women flaunt hairy armpits? It's ugly threat-signalling that only men with their wires crossed can be attracted to.
There is not one example of a short-haired woman "pulling it off" who does not or would not look better with long hair, not one instance in all of human history.
Let that sink in.

>>212549788
This is why women shouldn't have voting rights

>>212559965
I want to make an omelette out of him.

Hair kino? Hair kino.

>>212554335
nah she is one of those 1 in 100 girls who actually looks better with a pixie cut

>>212561033
I still hate him for being shit on Angel, so I don't know either.

>>212564097
He looks like he should be in one of those forgettable bands from the early 2000s

>>212559235
HOLY SHIT, source my bros?

>>212549744 (OP)
I love women so much bros
>>212549788
What an angel
>>212549853
I'm in love
>>212549961
>>212556503
>unshaven pits
>muscle tone but still natty (and therefore beautiful)
KINO
>>212549851
Worth dying horribly for to me desu
>>212550272
>>212550405
Lesbians won
>>212550547
irl brunette Raps from Tangled

>>212549744 (OP)
The female Paul Dano.

>>212561060
the side bangs highlight her cheek bones better

>>212550405
hot as fuck

>>212551811
Do yourself a favor and don't watch too much of any one of these hoes because I did and I quickly lost all attraction to many of them because of how repulsive their personalities and values were. Lyra Crow being one of them.

>>212563858
is that enya?

>>212559235
noice

>>212549961
Omg she flipped me off at the end. So badass. Lymphnodes clogged up.

>>212566418
yes

>>212561060
Long hairfags are the most insecure homos on this board

>>212567179
He's right becky, she was hot but looks like the typical dyke after the haircut

>>212556373
Lmao this.

>>212559235
cute haircut

>>212556503
Disgusting. Have her bathed and brought to my chambers tonight.

yerah

>>212566260
I wish I was lesbian bros

>>212559235
>>212566968
>>212567898
>this is what every women was groomed like back when my granddad was alive
>the pornojew took this from me
billions must die

>>212551787
compensation of lack of personality, they have to steal or invent identities
>>212551811
begone thot
>>212566380
>how repulsive their personalities and values were
See above, if you don't develop your own you steal or make up fake ones and they end up being repulsive

>>212568386
Why do they ask this question? It's extremely humiliating as a 30yo khhv

>>212563773
you have no idea how right you are anon. My last ex was this to a "T". Horrible broken thing behind that warm exterior

why am i attracted to lesbians or more specifically the lesbian look? why do i set myself up for failure

>>212567898
sauce on this whore before the thread dies, please

>>212568915
I have every idea how right I am, dated one and fucked a couple in my early 20's before learning my lesson.
Married to a stacked bimbo who lifts heavy 3-4 times a week, cooks and cleans, rides me in the squat position for 10-15 minutes at a time.
NEVER waste your time on women who are not overtly and confidently sexual, no more than women shouldn't waste their time on weak, bitter incels with a chip on their shoulder

Why is this thread still up?

>>212563858
>enya

>>212549744 (OP)
The best.

>>212566968
source?

>>212572475
nvm it's martinapeach

>>212569630
why not?

>>212564686
No, he looks like that TCaP dude.

> Makes direct eye contact
> Doesn't blink

>>212560573
what's this from?

>>212573281
Companion

>>212549853
>nose cow piercing
>tattoos
The only thing missing is dyed hair

Xochitl’s hair is kino

>>212573976
She's starting to look like Phoebe Cates.

why do leftyfags like ugly shit so much

>>212573976
>>212574054
Imagine if she did a nude showering scene like Phoebe Cates did haha, like as a joke

>>212573976
extremely

I wish I had hair

>>212575546
Down there?

>>212549961
>Error: Corrupt or unplayable video
FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK

>>212576449
You're better off

itt: ludokino

>>212549883
A FtM tranny pointed this out to me once - there's a reason why the term "gold star lesbian" exists. In his words - and he, as a megadyke who transitioned into a man and still fucked dudes, was a good enough authority - ALL lesbians get dick on the downlow, and just lie about it. He told me that if you get that vibe, it's not teasing - go for it, and they're usually down, because like 80% of lesbos who look like that are also on hardcore stimulants and reeeeaaally like to fuck. He was right. I've fucked so many chicks that look like this when previously I would have just though, nah, dyke don't want it.

>>212576679
Ludokino? Why?

>>212549914
jap rockabilly guys are kino incarnate

>>212549961
oh great it's the female body hair spammer anon, you never get old. bey if you keep spamming your stupid fucking fetish then everyone will be into it as well and then you won't be an autistic retard outcast, you'll be normal for once.
jk everyone will always hate you because you are an insufferable piece of shit

>>212550405
>my idea of what a man looks like is bored and pissed off all the time
yeah that's what being a dumb boring bitch does to a woman's brain
>my idea of what women look like is fake smiles
because they have to pretend to be friendly to your dumb boring ass
women brains, everyone. zero self awareness and 1000000% judgement

>>212578339
Everyone knows that.

>>212551630
holy fucking boner it goes all the way to the floor and then some

>>212551811
gross
i guarantee this chick has had at least half of her cervix lasered off due to hpv and is on at least three psychiatric medications

>>212573976
>>212574418
fuck off with your waifu bullshit somewhere else, loser

>>212571890
What happened to the other half of her mustache? She's halfway to looking like John Waters

>>212576449
it's armpit hair fetish faggot doing his thing again, you missed nothing

>>212567233
dude I used to know a girl that looked like this and it was the weirdest thing. all these guys in town would follow her around with a burning desire but she wound up completely hung up on me

t. tree

>>212578637
Go to bed, you don't wanna be late for middle school.

>>212578797
I don't try to pick them up at their school, on schooldays, you fucking moron. That's how you get caught

Short, mid length, god damn she always had the most kino hair and I want to fuck her so bad. Imagine all of the crazy shit she'd be down to do.

>>212549855
Boys have short hair. Girls have long hair.

>>212578896
Robert Plant had long hair in the 70s and fucked an unfathomable amount of women. Winona Ryder had short hair in the 90s and she was at her peak. So, you're wrong. Women have XX chromosomes, men have XY chromosomes, and anything else is a freak of nature that should have been drowned in a tub shortly after birth (XXY, XYY, intersex, other abominations that God never intended to allow to reproduce)

God damn I want her so fucking bad

HRNNNGGGHH

>>212567898
SALSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

jesus christ, that hair, that 'fit, those epaulets. kino incarnate.

>>212549855
Like >>212549879, it looks stupid.

A very small minority can pull it off, and almost none are more attractive than just having normal long hair.
But that's why they do it.
It's a flex, to show they can pull it off. Like a dude wearing a t-shirt that's too tight a fit.
If he's jacked, nobody's going to say shit because they can rock it. But ever see a flabby guy in a tshirt that's too small for them?

80% of women who do it can't actually pull it off. Some are straight up delusional about it, and wind up looking ugly as fuck.
Either way, the remaining 20% who can still look cute with it, would still look prettier with normal long hair.

>>212578339
All lesbians are fake.
The feminine looking lesbians are shy doormats who get pushed into being some butch girl's bitch.
The butch girl's are straight too, they're just 10x frustrated and pent up.

>>212551811
>I don't like this song
>It doesn't affect you personally!
What are you down syndrome

every picture of her I just want to run my fingers through her hair and whisper dirty little secrets to her over the thick air heavily scented with sex, sweat, illegally imported cohibas and manieschevitz

>>212579231
kys

>>212549853
GRR.... MUST...CUM.....RAAAAAAAAARRRGGH

>>212579454
touch grass lol