I want... an extra unpaid day off every year and the break room stocked with coffee and tea

>>212549948 (OP)
a banana, final offer

>>212549948 (OP)
rocketphone

>>212549948 (OP)
What’re ya nuts!? Are you trying to bankrupt this operation?!

I want a hug from my coworker, Kimberly, in the next cubicle, everyday, for the rest of my life.

I want 1 dollar, but doubled by each square of a tic tac toe board, untill all the squares are filled

>>212549948 (OP)
I want one million spins on the wagie wheel

>>212551251
>"Sat & Sun Weekend" is a prize
Distressing.

I want...a rocketship

>>212549948 (OP)
>>212550792
Good luck

>>212549948 (OP)
Are people's jobs really that miserable? Minimum wage sucks but I thought other jobs weren't as bad?

>>212553263
work is pain
they extract the pain and convert it into money
if you had a job you'd know this

>I want.... I just want her back. Tell her it'll be different this time. I will be the man she first fell in love with. The one she said had treated her better than all her exes. I'm better now. Tell her I've stopped drinking and stopped being so angry at small things that don't really matter. Tell her she's what matters. Can you do that for me?

>>212549948 (OP)
One of my jobs said they offered redbull on tap, the only redbull that ever entered that building was the ones employees brought and paid for. Fucking cunts. I'll never forget the betrayal.

>>212554521
>redbull on tap
Very 2010's tech startup coded. Did they have foosball tables and beanbag sofas too?