>oh no! my son is having heterosexual sex!?

>>212551651 (OP)
She's probably the same kind of bitch that would report to the police that her son had a sex with a female teacher.

>>212551651 (OP)
At least he's not fucking a pie...

>mom joins in "for educational purposes"
classic

>>212551651 (OP)
It’s a freudian slip. She knows that kid should NEVER pass on his genes, even though it’s her genes too.

>>212551651 (OP)
it's because mom is getting cucked out of her beautiful boy. moms can also end up *hits pipe*

>>212551856
I have no source, and I must coom!

>>212551684
Hang yourself, pedophile.

>>212551913
it's not that hard man

>>212551913
Macy Meadows & Sydney Paige

>>212551651 (OP)
>threescore
>straight
Also what movie.

>>212551651 (OP)
my mom would probably be happy I wasn't gay

>>212551906
Single moms of only child boys unironically do have a meltdown when he gets a gf.

>>212551651 (OP)
She should have joined in.

>>212551944
You first, libtard.

>>212551651 (OP)
>two chicks at the same time
He might never get that chance again and his mom ruined it

>>212551856
>>212551913
>>212551968
>>212551971

Welp, i've got my Friday night planned.

>>212551651 (OP)
I think it's normal for a parent to be kinda shocked by something like that, specially if you're under 18. After that they probably just want you to be cool about it and not make it too obvious that you're fucking, lol.

>>212551972
having sex with a woman is gay, because they like penis so you having sex with someone who thinks about penis.
Having sex with two women is more straight because now you are having sex with 2 people who likes penis and vagina. You also like vagina, so there are 3 people who thinks about vagina and 2 who thinks about penis, while in the first scenario the ratio was 1:1.

So a FFM is less gay than a FM.

>>212551651 (OP)
That wasn't an "oh no" reaction, it was more of a "oh shit I'm horny as fuck right now" reaction.

>>212551651 (OP)
>ME OWN FOOKIN SON....A LEGEND

>>212551856
I love it when the camera man makes as much movement as possible

>>212552046
Son of single mother here. Any time I even mentioned a girl my ma would wanna invite her to dinner and start planning the wedding almost immediately. Even my dumb ass bastard brother who she expects nothing but idiocy from when mentioning a girl my mother would go "oh god good luck to her but he's her problem now".

I never understood the trope of parents telling their kids
>DON'T SNEAK OUT!
>DON'T GO TO PARTIES!
>DON'T DRINK!
>DON'T HAVE SEX!

as someone that didn't do any of that stuff because I wanted to be a well behaved kid and didn't want my parents to worry, I ended up a depressed miserable virgin in my mid 20s. If I ever have a son, I'm going to force him to go out and do normal teenage stuff

>>212552272
I like to imagine he's wearing those vr headsets and is flying an FPV drone around the room smiling.

>>212551651 (OP)
Why are Hollywood directors so obsessed with kids fucking?

>>212552361
you really have to ask?

>>212552336
In real life, it's trying to keep their kids safe from making dumb decisions.
In tv shows, it's an easy source of conflict.
And be real anon, did you do it to be well behaved or just because nobody ever invited you to do it?

>>212552046
That's because boys raised by single mothers usually turn out gay.

>>212552336
I did all that stuff (except the sex) and still ended up a miserable virgin in my 20s

>>212552272
it's hard to make kino ok?

>>212552336
It's reverse psychology, they tell you no to encourage you to do it

>>212552387
I was allowed to do it but just didn't because I'm an autistic retard. Virgin in my 30's.

>>212551651 (OP)
Why the fuck is cockblocking your son considered reasonable and normal in our society? Is it an act of vengeance for being jealous of not being young and able to experience that anymore?

>>212551972
nip/tuck, its shit.

>>212552361
What kids? These people are at least 20.

>>212552281
Based mom.

>>212552336
you are supposed to defy them a bit but they can't outright tell you to do whatever or it'll be a slippery slope, it's like speed limits on italian roads

>>212552336
They're supposed to tell you not to do that stuff, and you're supposed to do it anyway and get in trouble, which makes you cool and sexually attractive to retarded alt girls. You fucked up.

l love how American parents tell their kids not to have sex because it'll ruin their chances at college. Then the kids flunk out of college from having sex or come home gay/trans.

>>212552046
trvke. I had to run away from home for 2 days and stay at the girls place just to fuck peacefully jesus christ

>>212552563
>Then the kids flunk out of college from having sex or come home gay/trans
that never happens unless you're autistic shut in, in which case you were doomed regardless of what parents did or did not do

>>212552281
I guess your mother didn’t educate you on reading comprehension. “only child”, you stupid fuck.

>>212551651 (OP)
how do you find out what movie a webm is from? i cant reverse search this shit

>>212551651 (OP)
this is the least of his problems

>>212552512
This. Best have a grandparent or someone else tell kids this if they don't get it themselves.
It's also a very important lesson to learn in order to thrive in any work environment. You sometimes have to defy your superiors and not ask for permission, but they can't tell you that explicitly.

>>212552361
were you ever a teenager? kids are the ones obsessed with sex at that age.

>>212552608
My brother has a different father. I was raised as a single child most of my life. It wasn't until my brother was legally an adult he tried to become a part of our family. Up until this point we basically pretended he was dead. Now we wish he was.

>>212551651 (OP)
Do American parents really just walk into their teen/adult children's bedrooms like this without knocking or anything? Wtf

>>212552652
i think it's from Nip/Tuck.

>>212551651 (OP)
>Oh no, my son is having sex!

Couldn't be me

>>212552826
>I deliberately had sex and gave birth to a son with a penis and he has reached sexual maturity and is now having sex with his penis, how can this be happening!?

>>212551651 (OP)
If your teenage self was in bed with two very sexually forward hot teenage girls, would you have had the good sense to ensure you were using protection?
Mom just doesn't want to end up paying for two bortions, syphilis meds for her son, or child support because her kid was double dipping his wick.

>>212552787
I'm a 27 year old neet and my mom still does this, right in the middle of me jerking off and she acts like she can't tell what I was just doing and why I suddenly had to cover myself up when she came in.

No she doesn't want my D, she's my mom, retarded coombrains.

>>212552710
it's curious how many things in life are known but unsaid, like everybody involved instinctively knows that it's better not to talk about it and it all just works

>>212552787
meanwhile in the Netherlands
>I'd better not go into my sonsh room in cashe he is having group sexsh and smoking hash with men and ladiesh

>>212552880
Your mother is insane.

>>212552932
Yes.

i regrest so much missing teen sex. Fucking 4chan ruined me

>>212551944
I would've loved to have sex with my hot teachers when I was in high school. Are there actually """men""" out there who were traumatized by living the "hot for teacher" dream as boys? Really the boy has all the power, he can ruin her with a word.
Some things should just have a double standard, its a fact of life

>>212553074
sex is pointless and worthless if it doesn't lead to children.

A person who only has sex 5 times in his life and each time he impregnated the woman and that woman had his child has won at life more than a man who has had sex with thousands of beautiful woman but not a single one passed on his genes.

>>212553096
I don't even think there should be a double standard here. Teen girls are fucking horny and are into older men. Why should it be traumatic for them but not for teenage boys?

>>212553096
I fantasized about my thick ass science teacher every day but felt kinda guilty cuz her daughter was in my class and I didn't find her attractive whatsoever.

>>212552880
My mom was outside/near the door of where our computer was once upon a time where you would face away from the door to view it. I knew I was taking a risk when I did it there but thought I might hear here, however on one occasion I heard a sound behind me that sounded exactly like she had looked in and caught me and taken off again.

Was an amazing wank though, still love that image. An asian girl in a locker room pulling her shorts down and showing her bare butt. I imagined it was at a school and she was dying for some d. Good times.

>>212552932
I was once smoking pot with my cousin and when my Aunt came to say that food is ready she would do this prolonged warning kind of knock as if we were fucking in there and she didn't want to see us

>>212552407
Whom?

do moms get as grossed out at the thought of their son fucking as a dad would at the thought of his daughter getting fucked?

>>212552336
My parents told me to stay inside, not do drugs, never party etc. I hated them because they were abusive so I went out anyway. But my parents were well known and had a bunch of friends so they would spy on me and then beat me afterwards. I turned into a complete shut in for many years because of that. Fuck my parents.

>>212552336
>Dont sneak out
If you can't get your parents approval you're probably doing something you shouldn't
>Dont go to parties
Depends what kind of party, but if theres drinking and drugs involved you probably shouldnt be there
>dont drink
You have the rest of your life to be a drunk, you don't need to start killing brain cells when its still developing
>dont have sex
And get a girl pregnant? You can't take care of yourself, let alone a whole kid.

Don't cope, if you're a loser now doing all of that would have just been a speedrun to being a loser faster. If you didn't have a good life its either because you were in a bad family situation, which you couldn't do anything about, or you were ugly, stupid, lazy, weird, anti social, or just generally uninteresting. If you're in your mid 20s you have plenty of time. Get a good job, a gym membership, get in shape, groom yourself, update your clothes, get a good hair cut, practice socializing, do some meditation, and get a normal hobby or two, you might actually end up thinking life isn't as miserable as you do now and turn things around.

>>212553143
I'd punish you with very bad puns.
Things like "The potatos are baked and so are you it seems."

>>212551856
i love macy meadows would love her to 'squirt' on me kek

>>212551651 (OP)
>doesn't knock
>mom just opens the door and walks right in to her 19 year old son's room

Mom is a fucking disrespectful man-hating asshole, probably divorced and lonely, and a likely pervert.

>>212553122
me neither actually. The condemnation and taboo of teen motherhood is one of the biggest reasons for low birth rates in the west

>>212551651 (OP)
She caught a glance of her son's gigantic dong that's part of the reaction. it's shock n awe, both at the penis and that he's having a threesome. it's a little warped

>>212553173
not at all, they just get jealous. Not because they want to fuck their sons, but because they'll get less attention

>>212553265
DESU teen motherhood would be MUCH worse if the teen girls fuck teen boys, which is the alternative.
At least the teacher can pay child support if she gets preggo.

>>212553211
>under covers, having sex
>door opens
>lmao COME you guys, dinner's ready
>don't make a loud PLOP when you pull your penis out
>lmao
>walks away, leaves door open
>we stare in disbelief
>pull out my dick
>PLOP

>>212551856
That actually happens a lot. While I don't have experience of it first hand, every time I watch a video online it seems to happen, so certainly worth trying to swing it.

>>212553244
My mom used to do this to me. My dad even yelled at her over it kek

>>212551856
That sister is unreasonably hot

>>212552407
i love her voice, you ever see the video where the guy touches her pussy, he sniffs it and she says something like
>how do i smell? you took a big ol' wiff

>>212553244
>>212553414

If that was me, the day my mom barges right in to my room without knocking when my door is closed, I go right out to the hardware store and buy an exterior door knob and install it. Fuck that. Respect me, bitch.

>>212551651 (OP)
What the fuck is this from

Telling your child not to have sex is kind of retarded. Especially if they find a girlfriend or boyfriend as a young enough age. They -will- question and explore each others bodies. You think they won’t?

What a parent has to do is inform their child. They can’t prevent them from making decisions, they can only inform them more about their decisions.

>>212553942
This. It removes their agency, and it pretends young adults are stupid / don’t have such thoughts. How is that protecting your kid?

>>212552336
I wish my parents forced me to study and be healthy.

>>212551651 (OP)
I totally forgot about that Micheal Jackson-looking son they had

>tell son that all women have dick eating trolls living in their vaginas that refuse to leave until marriage

was it a bad move?

>>212551651 (OP)
I'm not sure what you think sex is but it's not happening in that webm, nerd.

>>212554183
Looks like foreplay to me, so it was about to happen.

>>212554183
It's a pretty common occurrence when you whip out the hdmi to set up a kino session

>>212553795
My house my rules kiddo. Id take your door right off the hinges and you'd have zero privacy if you tried that shit.

>>212554152
so much weird stuff in this show, it was one of them and that was really uncanny

>>212554323
I know a chick who literally doesn't have a door to her room (just some kind of curtain) even now that she's a student in her early twenties

>>212551651 (OP)
the US government should make it mandatory that older women are legally allowed to rape and grope any underage male they see.

ive never had sex

>>212551651 (OP)

>the whore on the right is already covering her left tit with her hand before the mom even walks in

>>212554451
That sounds like a great way to make your kid hate you and never trust you
Unless she was a drug addict or something then fair play

>>212553942
>They -will- question and explore each others bodies
>>212554023
>This. It removes their agency,

>>212554121
>I wish my parents forced me to study and be healthy.
I wish they gave me a path in life like they did to everyone else. Everyone who has some aptitude for something gets a job at a family friend or relative. Even if they don't they just get a bullshit job. They were such fucking retards.

>this how all gentry treated female house servants across history and that if you have wealthy ancestors the males lost their virginities as soon as they could get a hard on to portly house cooks and maids.

>>212554522
no, they need to be licensed sexologists

>>212554592
yeah she hates her parents, especially her psycho mother. But she grew up to be a surprisingly nice and kind person, I'm in the process of trying to gf her

>>212554558
>whore
put some fuking respect on kate mara's name

>>212553173
My mom borrowed my phone for a minute just as my gf decided to send me some filthy texts. She laughed and showed them to a couple female relatives. Jfc I still get embarrassed thinking about it.

>>212554633
what a horribly misjudged scene

>>212554557
you will do it buddy

>>212554814
thanks anon. it feels very far off and impossible desu

>>212552046
>date normal girls
>mom says they're too thin/fat/dumb/smart/pretty/ugly and just dislikes them in general
>date mutts (i hate fecal people but get urges to fuck brown pussy sometimes)
>mom is suddenly racist despite being a pro LGBTQBRAAP and Cuckraine/Poolestine female sòyboy
>date a woman five years younger than my mom
>she goes batshit insane and fucking screeches at me saying i should get help (that one is on her, she always had a lot of hot friends and i always got a crush on them, now i lust for older women)
>stay single for a while
>mom keeps pestering me about grandkids
Thank God tranny shit didn't become "normal" until recently, she 100% would have tried to turn me into a troon, she always told me she wanted a girl.
She's pic rel basically
>imagine having a son

>>212554557
Just make a gindr and post that you're a virgin bottom and you'll lose that virginity tonight no problem.

>>212554598
>explaining safe sex to your kids is pedophilia
You’re coming across as pedophilic since the alternative is allowing tranny teachers to do it for you

>>212553901
I think Nip/Tuck.

>>212555417
actually there's a severe lack of tops in gay community, like 5 bottoms to 1 top, shit might not be so easy lmao
...or so I heard

>>212555423
You didn't say explain it to them, you said allow it. And since they are children in your house, that means facilitate it.

>>212555417
thats gay

>>212555417
>>212555528
Sex is a penis in a vagina. Oral and anal sin are not sex. If you used a condom you never had sex.

>>212555289
she gets jealous, the only way is to tell your mom to stay out of it

>>212555528
So then advertise as a virgin top. I'm sure there are plenty of hungry bottoms out there too.

>>212555611
Sex is the firing of penetrative neurons in your head. Firing the copulative neurons while thinking of a person that isn't also participating in the firing of those neurons against you, is phantom rape. Ask Jesus, he was a pro at wireless diddling.

>>212556133
His dad wirelessly diddled him into existence, in fact. His "mother" made sure to teach Jesus all about it.

>>212551651 (OP)
I hate boomers so much it's unreal.

>>212551651 (OP)
>... without me??

>>212555611
>t. Bill Clinton

>>212555611
kek this. I can't believe dudes "have sex" with a condom or they pull out and don't cum inside. Once you have actual sex you'll see how everything else is just jerking off to porn with extra steps.

What kind of shit is this? The son looks like a fuckin virgin, how did he pull two girls? Every time I see actual amateur MFFs, the M is always either some kind of tatted sub-culture toyboy or an older sugar daddy. This scene looks more like the girls are molesting him.

>>212552361
A lot of people aren’t ready for this conversation but kids watch a LOT of porn and this is catered to their needs. I read that open letter against age gating (click yes if 18) by xnxx and they complained that in the areas that did it, they lose 90% of their traffic.

>>212553224
>>212553449
>>212553700
haha imagine tickling her

>>212553901
Foundation S4 Ep9

>>212552758
Is this show made by a teenager?

>>212551856
>>212556399
>>212553224
$1000 and a camcorder and you literally could do this

>>212556699
I am correct and others are not!
My adventures through ponyville high society.
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>>212553122
it's traumatic for their father

>>212556746
well i couldn't because idk how to talk to girls and have sex

>>212553122
Because boys can’t become pregnant dumbass

>>212556812
Ah, sure, then it's better when they become pregnant by fucking other teens, who can't even pay child support. Flawless logic

>>212555289
>>date a woman five years younger than my mom
>>she goes batshit insane and fucking screeches at me saying i should get help
why would an age gap between two adults be an issue

>>212552361
>kids
they're 19

>>212556809
>$1000
he probably means you can pay hoes to do it with you. you don't have to be good at talking when you're paying them lol.

>>212557002
no i got that, but even if i had 1k $ idk if i would trust random whores. Macy is a professional pornstar and i guarantee they are cleaner than a prostitute because they gotta get tested often otherwise they can't shoot.

>>212557135
well, you're right about that.

>>212557350
and also they are probably easier/nicer to communicate with

>>212554633
does this happen now?

Truth is we used to live in a society where the biggest worry a parent would have is that his son was morally indecent, a bad christian, having unprotected sex before marriage, etc. But society has devolved so badly that parents would be relieved to see such a thing as long as his son wasnt a troon, gay, furry, incel, fent head, NEET, etc.

>>212556809
>>212557135
you can contact her talent agency, the rates for pornstars are around $1000

>>212555581
What? What kids do away from my attention is out of my control. Kids will do dumb shit. There’s no avoiding it. Would you rather them do dumb shit safety or not safely at all?

>>212553096
>Are there actually """men""" out there who were traumatized by living the "hot for teacher" dream as boys?

No, this is just projection.

>>212552336
>I ended up a depressed miserable
As someone in a similar position but only due to personal retardation. It's just about being reasonable

>DON'T SNEAK OUT!
Let us know where you are
>DON'T GO TO PARTIES!
Don't do anything stupid
>DON'T DRINK!
Maybe have one but no drugs
>DON'T HAVE SEX!
Dont be a whore

All younger generations need to overcome their boomers

>>212557549
Once a higher up on my workplace spent 6k (that we know of) to hang with a jav star for an afternoon until morning during a work trip to glorious Nippon.
You could see her in some of the pictures that he uploaded to his personal shit and one of the IT guys found her contact agency and rates.

>dating a girl through high school
>in love and plan on getting married
>have a retarded argument and dump her near the end of senior year
>find out later she got into porn within weeks
>became famous and did scenes with Riley Reid

What a fucking world

>>212553119
holy fucking things that never happened for 1 gorillion dollars. im pretty sure anons issue is that he isn't attractive to women at all. much less 'saving himself' whether it be for casual or procreative sex.

>>212556339
Man I can’t even say one zoomer thing or post gets ignored fuck you
I said something interesting that time no yous.

>>212551651 (OP)
Wasn't she fucking the actor who plays her son?

>>212556339
That sounds more likely to be due to people just fucking off to somewhere that doesn't require it.
No sane adult is going to give any verifiable details to a free porn site, and the ones that aren't sane are probably already paying for it.

>>212557734
>There’s no avoiding it.
>Do you want a plate of shit or a bowl of crap?
Neither. They'll do what I say because I'm right about everything and, being related to me, they'll be clever enough to know that.

>>212558393
cause and effect
you ruined her, broke her heart and turned her into a whore

>>212558393
post name fag

>>212553096
I'm sure it's on a case by case basis. I mean I wouldn't say I'm traumatized but I do only like plus sized middle aged black women are into age play and will call me their baby boy while role playing as my pediatrician doing my yearly exam, checking for hernia and phimosis. Now, if the situation was different, and it was a dude and I could only get off from a dudes doing, I'd say I would be traumatized

>>212558756
Imaginary kids are extremely easy to raise.

>>212558928
And you can't even manage that.

>>212551856
>>212556399
This guy's flayed dick ruins all of his videos

Do women really get naked that easily?

>>212558762
I’ve been haunted by that idea for years

>>212558885
Her pornstar initials are M.M.

>>212559149
Why would you double down on being vague beyond you don't actually have an interesting story and want to bait more replies.

Fuck off you attention whore.

>>212554633
subs are all funny , like
letters are garbled or sumthang

>>212551684
Yes, like anyone would. This is why you'll never have kids or be left alone with them.

>>212559312
I wouldn't. I'd give my son a high five

>>212557514
Yep. I'm British but grew up in Hong Kong as my father has a large financial business there. I spent years fucking the fit 35-40 year old maids and cooks on demand before it got old. Was pretty kino

>>212559149

Melissa Moore?

>>212552336
Parents say that then expect you to do it anyway, it's a preemptive overreaction that's meant to stay in your head and remind you not to make too many bad decisions when you're out underage drinking and whatnot. You have a few, get back home late but in one piece, then they give you some grief and tell you to go to bed
I think boomers, in their perpetual lack of perspective, couldn't imagine that their kids would actually respond to nonstop negative feedback and would actually listen to them when they said not to do something. This made them happy to be obeyed until their kids hit their early 20s and they somehow aren't engaged with someone they've been seeing for 3 years already

>>212553122
I actually don't entirely disagree, but it's not universally beneficial all the time.

>>212559149
Its Melissa Moore, isnt it?

>>212552361
You must be new here

>>212559491
>>212559823
yeah

>>212559903
Nice

Joely Richardson

>>212558756
You sound like a monster. Wow.

>>212558696
yes

>>212552336
I feel like it’s an American church goer thing. In Europe the parents get worried but thye also do stuff like let you start drinking a little with them. Let them go out if they act responsible. Tell them it’s ok to experiment with stuff like weed but be careful and use common sense etc

>>212551651 (OP)
>Barges into his room without knocking
What a bitch

My sciencr teacher had sex with me when I was in sixth grade. She was hot

>>212551651 (OP)
what is this?

>>212552381
Every zoomer then.

Fewer than 1 in a million men have a threesome in their lives. The odds are even more astronomical when both those women are fit teens and you're not paying.

I would never forgive my mother for interrupting that.

>>212551651 (OP)
>ME OWN SON.... A FOOKEN LEGEND

>>212552336
>depressed miserable virgin in my mid 20s
You'll be me in another 20-- exactly the same. And, let me guess, we were both fine with it (mostly) because we had videogames and tv.

>Parents are very controlling
>Always kept an eye on me
>Door to my room was taken down
>Camera in my room
>Had a babysitter until I moved out at 18
>No phone until I bought one myself when I moved out at 18
>Friend asks me to come over after school
>"Haha, I can't"
>He convinces me and I think fuck it
>It's just to play football in his backyard, no drinking, no girls, no anything
>Dad finds out
>Pretends to be nice but pulls me into the car
>Beats the shit out of me when we get home
>I literally broke my arm
>Tells the doctor I fell down the stairs
>mfw we don't even have stairs in our home

When I moved out I changed my name to make it harder for them to find me, but they still did. They still harass me after I got a restraining order on both of them but police won't do shit. Get letters in my mailbox with fake sender names/addresses on it to fool me into reading them. Have moved 7 times in 6 years trying to avoid them. Even moved to other cities.
Fuck my parents

>>212553942
what if the kids decide, to their detriment, not to engage with this stuff at all?

>>212556746
no way she's just 1k

>>212561799
What the fuck what are they trying to do by still harassing you?

>>212557549
spell out how to do this to me, i will. i'm used to just fucking escorts or even strippers kek

>>212562250
literally google macy meadows escort its the first result

>>212562267
you're a stud thank you

>>212562304
Enjoy wearing a condom like a cuck.

>>212562322
rude to say, would not wear a condom with a porn star, but it also looks like she fell off the face of the earth recently her twitters gone and one of her TER reviews said she was a no show. oh well guess i'll wank

>>212562219
Well they didn't like that I never fit in to my social mold and they *hated* when I finally told them I was trans. Despite the restraining order they keep sending me brochures for "detransitioning" services so they basically want be dead. Fuck em!

>>212552046
Single moms go out of their way to hollow out the soul of only child boys.
The world is radically different for people who cannot physically defend themselves so women are driven to stop conflict before it starts. Hence why they destroy their sons if left unchecked, she needs to make sure that he doesn't do anything that could put her in danger. It's also why women who compete with men take it out on their children.
It's an evolutionary survival strategy.

>>212562370
She won't give you a choice.
You won't have sex with a woman, you'll have sex with a condom.

>>212551856
>>212552407
NO CHIN
NO CHIN
>EMPTY CHIN SLOT

>>212562476
pedos like it because it makes her look underage

>>212551651 (OP)
>mom calls you a dicklet on national TV

>>212558762
Similar case happened to me. But it's not my fault for sure that women are so retarded that their form of revenge against you is whoring themselves out.
I'm quite apathetic and almost don't care about anyone except myself anyway.

>>212552234

>>212561799
I feel bad for you.
>>212562403
I don't feel bad for you anymore.

>>212551651 (OP)
Man I just had a conversation about this with my wife.

I don't know why women are so desperate to absolutely ruin their children's ability to have meaningful relationships with anything.
If I walked in on this, I'd just 720 degrees and fuck off "don't mind me my bad".

>>212552336
My parents were the opposite. Completely didn't give a shit about alcohol, parties, sex, drugs, whatever. They even straight up told me they would buy alcohol and weed for my friends and I as long as we agreed to stay at the house and not drive around.

Yet I never did any of those things nor did I bother to study hard, or work seriously at sports or any other skill. Now i'm a bitter jaded adult virgin in his 30s who has zero skills or qualifications working a dead end bullshit job to survive with zero prospects in life.

The grass is always greener on the other side.

>>212562219
They said they were confused that I left them and ignored them. When I pointed out the abuse they said I was overreacting and that all parents do it to keep their kids in check. They keep trying to win me back and pretending like they actually give a shit about me. I'm surprised they still try desu.

>>212552407
I love women so much. I'm going to have sex with my wife later tonight.

>>212562799
thats crazy. hope you're better

>>212556339
>in the areas that did it, they lose 90% of their traffic.
They literally ask for your ID. Fuck that shit.

>>212551651 (OP)
I kind of hate my parents

>>212551856
Thats what I thought the scene was

>>212562469
fucked a stripper a couple months ago and she let me go raw

>>212551968
i will not pleasure myself to communist pornography

ONLY 100% HONEST REPLIES ALLOWED

have you ever had a threesome IRL?

>>212562601
Magnums aren't even any bigger (occasionally slightly longer but even if you have monster cock you're not unrolling it to the hilt - the bottom inch of your cock doesn't need to be uncovered if you have some sort of freakishly long normal girth cock) and in fact I think the most popular one is actually less girthy than "normal" condoms

>>212556861
>she has kids your age, she's almost my age, you can't be together!
It was my best relationship with a woman weirdly enough, zero drama, zero bitching, just quality fucking, chill drinking, comfy travelling and I got gifts (no woman has ever gifted me anything for no reason before or after her).
We're still in touch, sometimes physically, but she got cold feet after one of her daughters got married and got suspicious of us.

>>212563148
no only foursomes

>>212563148
I hooked up with a lesbian couple a few times a month for about a year. One was a thicc Latina, the other was a petite blonde.

>>212551944
It's the white knight!

>>212552046
I can already tell you are the oldest of two (2) boys. Few complexes are bigger than the ones harboured by the oldest brother of two

>>212563148
no one will believe me but I had a 3some when i was 19 with my ex and her much hotter best friend, we literally planned it together out over 2-3 months and finally did it one day

she cheated on my shortly after though so fuck that bitch, but still glad i unlocked that achievement cause it will never happen again

>>212563122
Well. That's something.

>>212551651 (OP)
Not in your own house, dumbass
You should respect it

>>212554323
I hope your children steal all of your money and leave you to rot when you're old

>>212559903
Did she do anal irl? She never does on camera

>>212559491
>>212559823
LMAO, did anybody expect anything less?

Anons, how does virginity count? Putting it inside a girl or cumming inside a girl?
I have done both, but only came in my current gf, who is not sexy at all.

>>212559491
damn she's ugly
at least it wasn't melody marks, that'd be a loss

>>212563368
felt good, she also indulged my fetish and gave me coke

>>212552281
Because she doesn't want you to create another single mom you retard

>>212562711
>720 degrees
That's two full circles(360 + 360), you would spin around twice and end up in same place

>>212562601

>>212563770
>felt good
I bet it did.
>she also indulged my fetish
What fetish?
>and gave me coke
Hate to tell you but she was on coke while she was with you, and likely with other customers, or maybe all night long, so if you felt special for her letting you fuck her raw think chances are she does the same with others.

>>212563122
How did it feel and how pregnant is she?

>>212564143
I think he knows all that and doesn’t care, you retard

>>212552336
I'd take hyper conservative parents over hyper liberal ones any day. As I age, I appreciate having been raised in a normal God-fearing family more each day.

>>212564278
>normal
>god-fearing

Lmao

>>212556244
Checked and true. I didn't finish raw until I was 30 and realized I was doing it all wrong until then. Condoms were a mistake.

>>212551856
>"mom" and "daughter" don't look even somewhat related

dropped

>>212564325
>tips fedora

>>212563148
Four times.
>a long time ago with an old fwb and her friend who just broke up with her bf
>shortly after that with same fwb and another chick we knew
>a few years later with two fat 50 year old married women in town for a convention when I was bartending
>few years back with second wife and this hot Russian chick we met in Cuba.
That last one was my Seargent Pepper's. A work of art. A three-day ballet of strategizing and manipulation.

>>212564250
What do you know about him? He referred to raw sex as a fucking "fetish". I think he's either very young or retarded (and so you are too)

>>212564587
>le fedora maymay

lol

>>212564000
Pulling off a fancy dance move on the spot and moonwalking away is probably the only way to not make it awkward.

>>212551856
This is the one where the dude think he's gay and his mom + sis converts him back into reality, right? It's kino.

>>212562370
>>212562469
>>212562250
macy meadow is pretty late in her career she started porn in 2017. But if you google adult talent agencies you can directly contact them to hire talent for a shoot. Most of them especially the new ones are around $1k

>>212563130
Fucking kek

>>212563207
she's right though. you should date women in their prime not hags

>>212565072
hmm idk cuz there's several mom+sister such scenes. I think his best scene is when he catches the two daughters 69ing and he teaches them a lesson but that clip starts lewd off the bat so i can't make any safe webms of it. Plus he's pretty old so he works better as a dad character

>>212551651 (OP)
unless those are his sisters fuck this gay ass bullshit

>>212551968
You using image search to find the sites? Typing keywords is usually my go to but i didn't find much on yandex compared to other search engines when i tried a while back.

>>212565225
Pretty sure it is. Saw it a few weeks ago while going through some Sydney scenes. Save worthy

>>212555289
I also had a legitimately insane (paranoid schizophrenic) mother.

>>212552336
I was the same as a kid and even into adulthood my parents still tried to pull this shit. Learned much too late in life that's its better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.

>>212559345
What about your daughter?

>>212551944
>>212553096
iif boys lost their virginity when they were supposed to the modern socio economic complex of modern dating would crumple as men would simply know how to evade the bullshit
women need the majority of men to be virginal pussies in order to maintain their gibs. Virginal pussies themselves need the beta system to have a chance at reproducing. Hence a teen boy and an older woman is legally and socially categorized as pedophilic even though it isn't
the more you know

>>212555289
based mom

>>212559099
>flayed, scarred dick
So 99% of American porn

>>212566051
imagine being this retarded and incapable of basic reading comprehension

>>212566464
>says the asshat that can't comprehend what he just read
I can see that you live it.

>>212552780
The other anon is right. You aren't a single child, you're an asshat that didn't want a brother.

>>212564250
this, got tested and i didn't get anything amazingly it was very fun but stupid. i have a pee fetish she pee'd on me multiple times

>>212552336
You're a miserable shit regardless. The only difference is you missed out on a lot of pain, regret, and misery.

>>212564195
very pregnant

>>212565120
she's 2k, 1k deposit 1k in person, more for raw. current review on TER says she no showed after he sent the deposit having second thoughts, luckily haven't sent anything yet

>>212554633
Was this video recorded from a DS?

>>212553190
You deserved it for being a disobedient shit.
>>212560476
Which is why Europe is so fucked.
>>212564278
This. It kept me from ever being a faggot or a tranny and stopped me from getting an STI, a girl pregnant, or becoming an addict.

>>212552563

>>212551856
Let me guess, Alex Adams? Dude gets the best chicks and some hot scenarios, then ruins it with his gross top heavy fat body and total inability to act. He looks kinda normal from the waist down, but I caught view of him in a mirror in a video once and it made me want to spew.

>>212553119
If only there was some sort of middle ground where you could have sex in high school and have the memories of fucking teenage girls and then party for a while as a young adult and bang hot sluts and then somehow also get married and have children.
If only.

>>212567714
i feel like you're focusing on the wrong thing...also i think Mike Adriano gets the best chicks. Or at least he used to, before he fucked everything up

>>212552880
>based mom knows her rights in her own house

>>212567833
It's hard to focus on the hot chicks when I know in the back of my mind the pov video is putting me into the body of a goblin

>>212554557
We know. Every woman you ever talk to knows too.

>>212551968
no, but its getting there

>almost 300 posts and only like 3 webms
/tv/ has fallen

>>212553148
macy meadows

she wanted the deposit now for september i asked if i could do it next month she said no, fuck this feels sketch

>>212551651 (OP)
>oh no! my son is indulging in degeneracy in my own home
fify

>>212568188
She's probably just booked up/busy until September, just do it. September isn't that far away.

>>212568902
from a escort review site:
>Big deposit, She was a no show, and until now (months after cancelation) No refund.
seems like a big risk bro had i not read this i may have been open to it
captcha: NGR0G

>>212553122
Because older women get salty as shit, as do the younger dudes.
>>212553096
Yes there are, jackass. Not everyone is a desperate fuck like you.

>>212553265
>The condemnation and taboo of teen motherhood is one of the biggest reasons for low birth rates in the west
Pic related.
>>212554707
Based mom.
>>212553244
>asshat thinks the mom needs permission to open a door in her house
The kid was a stupid fuck that forgot one of the biggest rules.

>>212558756
>based right anon

>>212552361
art reflects reality

>>212551968
Thanks

>>212554684
>I'm in the process of trying to gf her
I hope you enjoy the misery of dating a broken girl, anon.

>>212551856
she looks 15..............

>>212553449
>>212569597

>>212569597
she's not so enjoy

>>212562711
>I don't know why women are so desperate to absolutely ruin their children's ability to have meaningful relationships with anything.
Because you are a jackass that thinks having sex is a meaningful relationship. Hope your wife divorces you.

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>212551651 (OP)
these speakers were the shit

>>212562711
>>212564000
>my mom when I'm a child through high school
>NO DATING YOUR TOO YOUNG/IMMATURE
>in college and after
>GIRLFRIEND?!

>>212569845
My mother stepped in and fucked up all my relationships and times I tried having sex when I was in highschool and now I'm incapable of displaying affection at all.