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>the wiggers want YOU to find a property for them because they're too busy grooming girls and partying

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>>212553833 (OP)
she’s getting fat

No more Claire/Letty/Ellie/Direnc type stuff

>>212553805
he "allows" it by funding it.
fishtank doesn't exist without his money

Who did Jon cross that triggered all these a-logs to go after him?

>>212553892
Jet Moxley Goodson

>>212553887
I know but you're making it seem like he's being taken advantage of when in reality he intentionally designed things to be this way.

>>212553892
Curtis Yarvin

Would Letty have gooned smaack into a good little Neptune slut?

>>212553892
He dared to compete with the wiggers so now all the twitter orbiters have to excommunicate him.

>>212553909

Watermellie

>>212553892
the truth
>Jon's show was indeed bad, he's indeed an incompetent drug addict surrounded by terrible people
>Jon was also very critical of Jet so that made the MDE dickriders in the 'farm go after him
>The "lorekeeper" of that show is an extremely pathetic and needy guy who spent thousand of hours making a 9 hour doc that was shilled by Reddit's favorites Frank and Greg so that put eyes on that project
>Since there is no Fishtank, fans are looking for anything Fishtank adjacent so the doc came out at the perfect moment
>ADL had the hottest girl in any Fishtank-esque project yet (Xiomara) so intelligent people like me are always looking for an excuse to talk about her

>>212553954
Smaack is too love and lifepilled to be drawn in by her satanic call. Being a normie is like having a mental immunity stat boost against cultists. Only wannabe grifter groupies like Abi or Ellie fall prey to her.

friendly reminder
(might get killed for this)

Rim jet challenge

You now remember Fishtank

someone has been brainstorming yesterday

>>212554020
>ADL had the hottest girl in any Fishtank-esque project yet (Xiomara) so intelligent people like me are always looking for an excuse to talk about her
kys troontriot

I post negative comments about Sam Hyde, MDE and Fishtank because I want Hollywood Jews and Silicon Valley trannies to have an absolute monopoly over pop culture. I do it for free.

>>212554029
Delete that. Now.

neggrie

>>212553866

blessed thread :3

>>212554089
I would love black women even more if they looked like this.

>>212554082
>Esq
It's illegal to impersonate a licensed attorney, Bill.

>>212554020
>ADL had the hottest girl i
you really just tried to sneak this in there?

>>212553937
>>212554020
>Jon publicly humiliates one of Thiel's top guys, Curtis Yarvin, on inauguration night
>within a month Jon's entire operation and organization collapses

ellie when she got her burger king crown

>>212554020
Timing was def a big factor.

Sidenote, what’s Mara’s ig?

>>212554067
The wigger defense force has arrived. Fishtank is unironically more of a grooming pedo cult than Hollywood.

>>212554117

>>212554067
is this really the best the all combined brain power of the mondocord was able to come up with?
do better.

Bill Ottman MMA
Scott Sullivan, Esq

>>212554067
they work with those ppl

>>212554022
She’s a foster kid. She could have used that angle to make her think Jew would make her foster kid band dream come true

Anyone track down the property that the mortician volunteered to the wiggers?

going insane

>>212554170
The moralfagging on current day 4chan is insane. I don't give a shit, if the wiggers fuck adult women in their early- to mid-20s. And neither do you.

>>212554170
at least the girls henry weinsteined actually became famous and rich as a result.
what did clarie get from it besides a free poppy concert and 12 people that watch her play mediocre video games?

>>212554089
looks more indonesian

>>212554210
no why the fuck would we care

>>212554146

>>212554161
top kek this yn understands this reference ;p

Are all of the houses they bought registered under Sam's name or the fish tank company?

when does greg war start

whats a yn gotta do to get some ice cream in this joint?

nigga heil joopy

Can someone in the Lettycord repost her recent drug related cope posts

>>212554161
i wish real girls were that cute

>>212554164
If there's one I haven't found it. Spent a lot of time looking on Augie's Shadi's and Carl's followed list on instagram but no luck

>>212554089
the better ellie

you guys have no idea, but these are some of the dumb bitches involved with the pedo sex cult

most of these whores are mods on various chan sites all owned by jews - their parents have no idea what their daughters are apart of

Benleaks can't offer any explanations for the shit he posts about Shadi, MDE, Bliccy, and Peter Thiel operating a multi-faceted sex trafficking operation. He lacks evidence and makes assumptions based on things like "they both liked the same 1m+ follower person on X" and "bliccy showed up at a popular event that happened to be partially funded by Thiel." There's no reasoning or argument in his posts. It's a fallacies layered on false assumptions. He's wrong because he's an actual schizo, yet he's decided that if you call him a schizo it means that he's right. His mind is deteriorating.

need emiru guppytent

>>212554231
Marky.

Elaborate on this.

>>212554288
jet's a cuck he's like it when people fuck on his sister

i think ellie is grooming me

>>212554345
>>212554385

>>212554345
go on...

>>212554125
they're called blasians

>>212553872
>>212553874
>>212554000
>>212554044
>>212554300
>>212554161
Letty is gonna pump little Ellie full of liquor, force feed her benzos and adderall, grab her by the hair and force her head down onto the mirror to top it off with thicc rails of coke inbetween. Wigger dick in every orifice. Oh, how I wish you could see it. Letty is gooning herself to the thought RIGHT NOW, while she meticulously prepares her drug stash. Like taking pleasure in slowly loading a revolver. Like the terminator. She's out there. She can't be bargained with. She can't be reasoned with. She doesn't feel pitty. Or remorse. Or fear. And she absolutely will not stop

EVER

...until every female fish has choked to death on wigger cum.

>>212554409
>>212554385
His source is his ass.

>>212554426
this but unironically

in that instagram stream last night, did ellie say she would write 'subhuman' on the doors of bearded people? fucking kek

>JIMMY WON

>>212554386
this sexual aura this woman has is inexplicable

There's not gonna be a season 5, at least not anytime soon and at least not with Jet at the helm

>>212554456
its jet with a wig

>>212554360
Marky isn't real. And even if she were, she'd have been of prime marriage age in my conservative utopia.

My bigger issue with Hollywood is that they put faggotry, trannies, sexual degeneracy, race-mixing and other deplorable and satanic bullshit in my movies and video games. Not that they lust after teenage girls, like any normal, red-blooded man.

>>212554456
>inexplicable
Neptune genes, now you understand Ellie

>>212554426
Sad but true, she didn't even have a chance.

>>212554413
I hear there's plenty of them in africa now due to all the chinks working in mining there

>>212554476
lol

>>212554476
you realize they all fuck trannies too right?

blasians are the master race

>>212554447
who has the gofile link

/ftl/ needs an ebony queen to obsess simp for in S5

Idc what you say the hotdog vomit challenge is kino. Puke is funny milky pukers is funny.
Reminds me of big brother night at the fraternity

>>212554447
No very right wing grifter of her considering a beard is a sign of masculinity. She's already trying to create the subconscious association that men are subhuman.

>>212554426
whatever you say Klaus

>>212554477
everything does make a lot more sense now

>>212554523
only if she looks like this

haha what up ftl chip here

>>212554530
>Idc what you say the hotdog vomit challenge is kino. Puke is funny milky pukers is funny.
we know sam
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752164522268298.webm

>>212554476
>they put faggotry, trannies, sexual degeneracy, race-mixing and other deplorable and satanic bullshit in my movies and video games
Yeah, Sam would never do that...

Edi rockers in the thread tonight

>>212554574
Sam wasnt in a fraternity. He could never get through pledging because he has to alpha big dog people.
I went through icky pukers and its funny. Entire house would reek of vomit after big bro night

Reminder he was the only one talking about the Thiel Network/MDE connections six months ago

>>212554530
correct

>>212554574
it's funny because they were all fans who wanted to glaze him

>>212554607
petey rockers

>>212554611
>icky pukers
yankee frats are so fucking gay

>>212554447
she said she used to write subhuman on the doors (of her house?) because she was psychotic and an edgy girl growing up

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752164640218338.mp4

>>212554505
I'm libertarian enough to not care what a man does inside his own four walls. It's when trannies are being pushed into the public space in an attempt to normalise them and to fuck with young children's minds, that it becomes too much. Being a tranny or fucking a tranny is a fetish, and anyone who indulges in said fetish should repent. But (((they))) don't want you to believe that it's a fetish. They want you to believe that cross-dressing and other forms of faggotry are normal behavior that should be lived out in public and in front of children. If trannies were reading books to other trannies in a secret, underground gay bar, I wouldn't give a shit.

https://strawpoll.com/NPgxevYJrZ2
https://strawpoll.com/NPgxevYJrZ2
https://strawpoll.com/NPgxevYJrZ2

>>212554611
lmao faggot

erm, what the nigger?

ellie milks me

>>212554651
the charls stream is impossible to beat because it was so genuine

>>212554647
She said it was she would do it on the doors of her mom’s house when she still lived with her

>>212554651
NEEEERDS and it's not even close.

>>212554675
yes.. when she was growing up

>>212554487

>>212554651
Does anybody have the eclipse stream archived?

>>212554651
>crashout streams
>no beautiful CK

shit poll, disregard

>>212554700
https://archive.org/details/cole-is-live

>>212554577
Evidently Sam has the capacity to repent and change his ways, like a good Christian should. That's why you guys have to bring up stuff that happened over 10 years ago.

>>212554513
https://gofile.io/d/Vhsceo

>>212554607
everybody having a gorb time

>>212554731
i love you

>>212554701
There's like dozens of streams that could be called crashouts, although I should have probably added the Summer stream where she calls the wiggers rapists

Guys, why wasn't Jet's sister known until the S4 pre-season? I think this has to do with the failure of S4. She just appeared into the /ftl/ public eye out of nowhere. This was intentional by Jet. Of course he wouldn't let (Us) know about her unless they were going to jump ship. Someone more schizophrenic than me please look into this. I'm sleepy af.

>>212554231
moralfagging? sounds like something a fake reactionary tradcath would do.

>>212554469
>can I get creampied now

>>212554647
oh i see, i was too sleepy i guess. she was talking about dans beard before

>>212554513
gofile /d/y17u91

what horrific event would need to happen to jet for his ego to be checked

i told you guys ellie was an out of control teen when she went zero to one hundred with that broom on the door. you could tell her parents gave up and sent her to live with her sister after she got ejected from boarding school for terrorizing the other girls

>>212554746
the best crashout stream was when Jon flipped out on Sylvia

>>212554449
Did they fuck after this?

>>212554458
the best capture of her honestly, you see how gooky she is

>>212554802
girlfriend vietcong

>>212554614
>it's funny because they were all fans who wanted to glaze him
the human centipede is highly underrated. The contestants were literally tortured and going up/down the stairs was insane (and no one quitting was remarkable).

>>212554800
luke is gay so yes

We need shadi/claire/abi to crash out and leak more info

>>212554648
I legitimately cant tell if you're baiting because there are retards that genuinely believe this. You have extreme cognitive dissonance.

Nobody cares about Extreme Peace. They're not talking about it on twitter or reddit. Very telling.

>>212554730
Fishtank season 2 did not happen 10 years ago.

>>212554067
Holly Jews want white men to troon ot kill themselves
Thiel Jews want white men to be content with gambling dead job money to paypig mid e girls
They both should be avoided like the plague

>>212554766
This season’s failure should be that moment. It ended 4 weeks early, with a bloodgames 2 cancellation and whoever knows whatever other content they had planned put to the side.

>>212554345
Dont forget Noshizukaz

>>212554820
>Luke is gay

is this the newest /ftl/ theory?

Undeniable

>>212554821
Is there even that much more they can possibly leak at this point?

>>212554648
what are some acceptable fetishes? lmao listen to yourself

>>212554826
brother it was 9 years in the making
they missed their window by a long shot
i'd imagine just shipping that pile is a huge weight off his shoulders

post yfw ellie ends up on the news because she was decapitated by one of her deranged 40yo fans

>>212554748
People have known about her for a long time you just live under a rock. She came into the public eye because Jet threw a birthday party for her at the S3 house.

>>212554821
many are saying that.
add bex to that card as well.

EP is dead
Fishtank is dead
Joyride DOA
PGL dying

all that remains is The Sam Hyde Show, and Luke Valentine is the man responsible for saving it and Sam Hydes entire legacy.

>talks shit about Jin, went as for as to call him a real predator on his first day on the show
>joins his ig live
>acts indifferent
How do normalfags operate like this

>>212554854
most deranged post of 2025 award

>>212554648
>libertarianism

We're done with that, dude.

>https://archive.org/details/charlscarrolshizomeltdown
HE GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MEN

I think I know why Ellie is inactive right now
After the story posts using Jaws and the same Tyler album as Jet (to troll him and draw attention) he told her to stop because it makes him look bad
And so the scolding she got from Jet probably has her feeling down and not in the mood to post on her story
Schizo theory ofc but I think it’s extremely plausible

>>212554891
Seth barely constitutes as a person

>>212554872
you think that would make her cum micro seconds before dying?

>>212554513
Gofile of Aryeh's second stream when the gang joined in?

>>212554891
The wiggers are fine with Jin now so Sethbot's orbiting algorithm got updated.

>>212554891
I don't know. He sucked production off every chance he could maybe he was hoping for a job with them.

>>212554920
no one cares nigger

fishtank quietly nails a level of postmodern media most people overlook.
the fixed surveillance cam, wide-angle lens, and domestic clutter all contribute to a kind of anti-aesthetic that feels intentional. the shot isn’t just messy, it’s composed like a tiktok-era response to the male gaze. the subject is aware, active, maybe ironic.
it plays with found footage horror framing but swaps dread for low-key chaos. everything is ambiguous... performance or real? doesn’t matter. it’s a blend of voyeurism, self-awareness, and theatrical mundanity that turns the house into a stage.

>>212554920
It’s also possible he thinks it’s hilarious and told her to fuck with the fans

Alex announcement... whatever happened there?

>>212554891
Seth is an empty inside sycophant. Giving him multiple personalities was a rare genius move by the wiggers.

>>212554891
It's almost like people change their mind about other people over time. But I'm sure you never had a negative first impression of someone and then felt differently as you got to talk to them more.

>>212554920
>We don't hate you, I think you're mad funny, but stop acting like Claire... we like Claire but just stop

Like, I'm into Angelina...

>>212554863
I didn't say that there are acceptable fetishes. I'm saying that individual humans are fallible. It's when they attempt to normalise and institutionalise degeneracy that the state should intervene.

MDE and their blackface comedy aren't the issue. Powerful corporations in Hollywood and Silicon Valley are.

>>212554834
and yet he was trying to hold back laughter and vaping in the finale stream

>>212554933
/d/q9oeCv

>>212554978
The world is saying this.

Does anyone have the reaction image of Alex B with his sunglasses pulled down slightly?

The urge I feel to impregnate this TLP grows everyday

Smaack feels like a lefty version of Bex

>>212554982
but not when people murder people with guns. i can see your priorities are on point

Does this show only exist so that Sam can find a pool of grooming victims?

>>212554963
>felt differently as you got to talk to them more
You mean felt differently when your wigger masters tell you it's fine to do so.

imagine you are in a melbourne stripp club, you are drunk da hell and you see her, she offers you a private dance, you think you hit the jackpot

>>212555015
Still don't know what the fuck this movie was about

Your right wing grifter, sir.

Why does Klaus keep posting pictures of kids?

>>212555015
chemo

>>212554920
>Schizo theory ofc
>but
>I think it’s extremely plausible

/ftl/ in a nutshell

>>212555024
Depends on the race of the people.

>>212553833 (OP)
>>/bant/
>>/trash/
BUT
Smack is the subject, do continue

>>212554920
I just DMed Jet and he said it was because he was fucking her all night.

>>212554891
the consensus for why he got kicked when he entered the tank was pretty obviously because of the r9k hack_blastard mentions. seth was just trying to play face for the wiggers and make his appearance feel more worthy. now he doesn't care since no one else does, same reason no one cares about marky

>>212555035
she works at no-touch establishments so no, fuck that noise

>>212555045
This OF event is I think the strangest piece of Sam lore that will never be elaborated on unless B3x spills the tea it feels like some Peter Thiel conspiracy

>>212554982
>Powerful corporations
So you're saying we should try to prevent Fishtank/MDE from becoming a powerful entity so they don't normalize and institutionalize icky pukers groom shows? Ok that's what we're doing let's keep mentioning the Hadrian Belove allegations then.

>>212555075
>she doesn't know that if we know, reddit and twitter will know
Dumb fucking bitch

>>212555045
is that even him though?

>>212555096
sam likes money

>>212555075
abiclaire didnt do anything wrong it was that other girl's fault!!

>>212555075
>clinic
>subs

That can only refer to opiate substitution in general or more specifically to suboxone. Abi is in deep.

>>212554920
Ellie is classic crazy bitch pretty girl and it's just going to become more and more obvious.

>>212555027
>sam
jet
and yes ellie, isn't that blatantly obvious at that point?

Christine "Kitty" Shinozuka
Hannah "Konzept" Brandt

>>212554891
He has no thoughts or opinions of his own, he just wants a job.

>>212555035
next day you wake up wasted, but at least you can recognize faces, this time you see her, you wonder where is the previous girls

how is thiel linked to sam people always parrot it but is there any evidence like what does the paypal guy have to do with mde

>>212555096
Sam is a hedonistic jewish grifter that has no personal politics and grew up with 4chan so he knows how to manipulate alt-right type of men? It is known.

>>212555045
remember when benleaks was fantasizing gay fanfictions about sam looking like he's having a good time and this is the only place where he could truly be himself

https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/1943350877676323069

>>212554873
If the party took place after S3 then my point still stands

>>212554636
Its a one night thing and its a fakeout on the pledges that think they are about to be interviewed by alumni to see if they qualify. Its actually a lot of fun

>>212555178
is he actually jewish?

>>212555075
that screenshot is making rounds, where do these niggas think it was leaked in the first place

>>212554891
He's just pissed because Letty would have slept with Jerry but she wasn't interested in Seth and he missed out big time

>>212555221
does it fucking matter
spiritually? absolutely

>>212555230
hi bex

>>212555207
>Ellie date night tonight
Jet is finally settling down with a nice girl, good for him.

>>212554898
No need to be mad at the truth

>>212555096
>>212555178
It was a fashion show that happened to be sponsored by onlyfans, Sam is an art kid and maybe literally just likes Elena Velez as a designer maybe it's not that deep

>>212555207
Every day is Taco Bell at Jet's place.

>>212555178

Why would you even hire Sam as a DJ? He seems to have brought Bex and Bic along to do the actual DJing

>>212555165
Flentes started the rumor and then Sam rang him up and told him "This is not true," and Nick told his followers that but the damage had already been done.

>>212555207
he off the galaxy gas and ellies cunny must

>>212555230
why did they do it to her bros

>>212555207
if ellie doesnt stream tonight its confirmed they are staying there, that's why her room was so bland

>>212555235
well I know that he's spiritually jewish/leftist, but I just wondered if he was actually ethnically jewish.

>>212555221
Maternally, yeah. His mom is, so racially jewish according to the Talmud. And him and his family fought over lending 5k. I'd say yeah.

>>212554447
I had no idea she even went live. Fucking ig not notifying me

Jet must’ve seen creature’s post

>>212555207
did they really go into the season on a complete gamble? why take such a risk with so much money on the line

>>212555283
it was jins live

>>212555117
I fully support icky pukers groom shows where the contestants are lower-class drug addicts, retards and mental cases. Like Aryeh said, it's an opportunity for people without marketable job skills to make some money, and I enjoy the exploitative nature of it.

>>212555230

What did she mean by this? She looks like an alien here

>>212555281
where did you get this info?

shadi is pretty

>>212555283
It was on Jin’s live. I think if people join you don’t get the notif unless you’re following the person that started it

>>212555230
Her nose justs gets larger and larger

>>212555274
Ellie, don't listen to this guy. He just wants to coerce you into going live.

>>212555298
He's just mad that Joopy is hot and we know she is

>>212555230
I think Bex might want sex guys. Seems implicated

>>212555130
Once everybody knows about it, her only remaining option will be the wigger mansion. Letty is out there, scrolling through these threads, grinning from ear to ear. A huge 24-style timer above Ellie's head is counting down the seconds till Jets schlong enters her little vagina.

Her fate is sealed.

>>212555327
Yeah, pretty fat

>>212555327
yeah, pretty niggerish

Sam didn't have a crush for season 4 that's why it was so fucked
>Letty
>Trish
>Shadi
>Mizzy
>...
we need to be shipping sam with 20 year olds

>>212555331
>>212555309
It told me when she joined seth's live a week ago. Its just a tossup.
I think i need IG app closed for it to notify me

>>212555221
I roleplay as a normie from time to time and i was talking to a jew a month ago at a barbeque who was angry ranting about how left wingers are treating him worse than right wingers these days after all their virtue signalling about not being nazis etc, and he starting going off about sam hyde and his videos getting traction online, he was adamant that sam hyde is a jew "of course he is jewish it couldn't be more obvious" it made me question it more than anything else.
jews are pack animals, they can sense each other's presence

>>212555327
>redhead boon
you know what type of people here hate her

Abi fucked Jet??? bro fuck man. She cucked me... I wanted to stretch that tight Abi pussy while she wore those tights... but now nvm... Fuck man.

>>212555379
Welcome to early 2024

>>212555262
As part of a New York Jewish elite humiliation ritual, obviously.

>>212555383
it was his only hope...

>>212555383
He really doesn't deserve to be treated this way, kill Jet.

>>212554387
We need an ellie soup cooking stream featuring GIGI doing all the work

There was a reason Sam hated being around during Bitchtank. The fucking memescreen with the "this is your audience" must have irked him to no end.

>>212555369
I thought she started that live with Seth but maybe I’m misremembering. Ig live is buggy as hell

>>212555415
Including kiwitroon screenshots just makes most people skip your posts

wwyd if you were scott sullivan how do you get your life on track and not kill yourself

>>212555383
I will never forgive the wiggers

>>212555326
Do you know where you are? It doesn't matter. Make up whatever you want. If people like it, it'll become the common consensus and eventually leak out into reddit, twitter etc. Just have fun and fuel he fire of your favorite schizo theories.

>>212555315
>I enjoy the exploitative nature of it.
So I take it you're Jewish?

>>212555418
Did anything interesting happen in it? I cant stand dan or seth so probably wont watch

>iFunny.COM!!
>iFunny.COM!!!!
>oh fuck its iFunny.co??
>fuck lol

>>212555406
are you implying that Sam doesn't want to be there? if anything, him having to pretend that he's a Christian is more of a humiliation ritual. he's a total degen

>>212554848
who is that

>>212554409
>>212554385
what do you want to know

>>212554433
my ass is right

>>212554987
dan is pretty annoying, wanting to exploit a supposed friends personal relationship for content is pretty dire

>>212555427
Leave my "wife" for Joopy
Start ScottTank
Kill Jet

>>212554449
chris lynch house?

i thought Abi was hot when she came on season 2, then i saw the close ups on the youtube edits and realised she really isn't. most of these girls are a lot less attractive than the fishtank surveillance cameras show them to be, that director cam in s4 saved me from thinking direnc was attractive

>>212555383
Scott Sullivan MMA is a legend, he's part of Fishtank's soul. Jet fucked up big time.

I seriously dont see anything wrong with icky pukers. Its far better than throwing piss and shit buckets around, that is nasty and gross.

>>212555165
Dimes square

>>212555383
Uncomfortable trvke: Scott is funnier than Jet.

>>212555415
I still laugh when I think about “this is your audience”

>>212555427
Does Scott have a daytime job?

>>212555476
The fishtank cams do so much for these girls.

Remember lenard

>>212555430

Is there truth in this statement?

>>212555476
I thought Angie wasn't that hot then I saw her actual close ups and that tight body. Opposite for me with her. But yea, I remember I thought Tayleigh was better on the cams then I saw her actually close up and she's ugly af, especially out in public the bar streams with Trish. I thought Trish was ugly on cams but then up close she's pretty hot.

>>212555434
No, otherwise I would virtue signal about how evil Sam Hyde is while simultaneously promoting faggotry, race-mixing and open borders.

>>212555348
i think she is watching superman anyway

Thursday. Dinner and a show. Elleigh gonna be putting on a little performance and then I'm gonna eat her shit.

anyone else not interested in josie but really want to see her post a bikini pic

>>212555504
He was out of work for most of 2024 because of an injury and now he's a low tier martial arts instructor who is like slightly above minimum wage

>>212555460
Is it really a secret discord self cutting pedo cult?
I thought those were rumors...

>>212555545
what makes you say that?

Kiwitroons coming here trying to affect the discourse. A few threads back this was posted word for word as though it was organic

And all because Scott said "all they had to do was tell me in advance" the most reasonable thing

>>212555535
>bro.. im like.. dollar store Emiru...
>the hymen is intact y'all!!!
>haha ain't no babyfag

>>212555460
Noshizukaz is Kitty Shinozuka a.k.a sam hydes baby mama.

People have told her on twitter that she needs to find a husband. Thats how you know she is not committed to sam and that she is over him.

>>212554891
he had friends in high school but now he doesn’t

>>212555457
No I'm implying he willfully lets Jews humiliate him if they fund his next sports car.

Disturbing lack of Angie itt

>>212555573
lettyjeete are the worse

binx is yellow

>>212555577
she's better looking than emiru though

>>212555536
no one is saying they didnt want it to last the 42 days, they just took the risk when they knew it wouldn't

>>212555383
is it true that he made this for himself?

>>212555573
Yeah im sure scott came to the house uninvited and the wiggers just let him in on stream and wasn't a bit god kiwitroons are retarded

>>212555536
>Funny theory but nah we yearn for girls over 18 we'd never intentionally do that

>We're bummed but excited for the next 18+ girl

>>212555536
>gets a cease n desist in april
>"we will be fine"
He may just be the biggest retard to get be financally successful

>>212555565
she mentioned that she is supposed to see it today on that aryeh stream yesterday. think gofile got posted here

>>212555586
Shunned

>>212555536
We're all excited for the next turd to fall out of your ass too, Jet

>>212555596
marge

i miss hydewars and don jolly and bicflame and gumroad content

>>212555625

>>212555627

>>212555596
Liver failure

>>212555577
Hey she stopped doing that after we bullyed her. She is young and learning, stop being a dickhead

>>212555604
her face is, idk about body. Emiru looks like a fucking anime character, big eyes, 12 year old boy voice.

>>212555637
ellie is angelina spawncamping

>>212555543
You're a fucking mark. You're the exact type of faggot to get manipulated by the Peter Thiel -> Hadrian Belove -> Sam Hyde serfdom.

>>212555637
She wasn't even watching tho

>>212555573
They really don't get enough credit for being to most retarded people in the community. As much as I love shitting on Twitterfags, kiwitroons way dumber.

wn2b spamming season 3

>>212555536
the intentional rugpull thing was always garbage. the real issue is jet receiving a cease and desist a month before the season and not preparing accordingly

Stop being mean to ellie please

>>212555703
Now I'm worried. Do you think if I line my walls with tinfoil, it'll help?

>>212555700
angie refused to join the call with dan / jin / ellie because she was there just proves shes the biggest KWAB of s4. Dumb alcoholic slut whos only good for taking pictures of her flat unshapely ass

>>212555625
delete this

>>212555745
>the hymen is intact y'all!
>*chews gum*
>bro like just slide it in already.... haha

>>212555725

>>212555703
Why are you even in /ftl/ if you hate fishtank and think its so evil? Are you retarded?

How much did Jimmy beg to be on S4? I know he tried to force himself on Bitchtank and S3.

>>212555781
God Mizzy's thighs are disgusting. Fat hog. She will never get rid of those. Binx hag mogged her here.

>>212555778
begone to twitter you cowardly mondogolem

>>212555681
It’s gonna be brutal for her, people will pick apart every dumb joke she makes now when in like 5-10 years odds are she’ll be a way different person

Extreme Peace sucks ass and now all Sam has is a podcast that nobody cares about and Fishtank.

>>212555778
fishtank is still an entertaining show, even if it's produced by evil people.

>>212555725
this is why love s3 so much. the cast saw not the charade but sam in on it didn't let it through. they just overreact in a comedic way because it's not serious but they think it is. now s4 doesn't have the same charade everyone in on it

>>212555766
She would never say that

>>212555769
Seriously though. Alex was treated to a family visit from his wife and stepdaughter and he considers this a bad thing and quits over it? Anyone else would have been happy to see a loved one come visit them in the tank

>>212555781
absolute moging (left mogs right)

>>212555747
>>212555778
>"Oy vey stop asking questions goy! Marky isn't even a real person and Jet doesn't just use the show to fuck groupies!"

>>212555824
based indian ESL

s3 was surreal if you think about it
and even more surreal, they developed swedish syndrome and they are orbiting around fishtank

>>212555805
jimmy, betty, scott, and jon are pathetic clout sharks

>>212555781
first time thinking this but 3some with mizzy and binx mmmmmmm

>>212555822
would have been better if he closed the door before fixing his pants

has anyone ever had sex on this show or is that against the rules?

>>212554942
this but unironically

>>212555868
yes

>>212555831
she would let you slide it in easily....

>>212555868
it's against the rules which is extremely gay but brian fingered trish in closet

>>212555851
>Scott
I agree with the rest but why Scott?

>>212555817
I think she will be alright. She went from freaking out over the shorts to leaning into the bit within a couple days. She just has to learn to see the difference btwn valid criticism and trolls. She isn't autistic like arye so i think she can do it

>>212555820
the sam hyde show gets pretty good views despite being terrible

>>212555868
Brian and Scott proved you can do it but you will be banned if it was girl that Jet was trying to fuck.

>>212554089
Looks like those nip girls that dress like niggers and do blackface with tanner.

>>212555582
yeah, the whores fall into three categories that makes them prime pump and dumped targets

they are: low inhibitions, drugs, and being young and naive

after getting pump and dumped, their extreme ego gets shrunkened to zero and they become good obident trad whores for the none the wiser beta male to marry

>>212555075
This has been confirmed fake by Abi

>>212555880
hermione got really pissed for being called muzzblood

>>212555868
binx scissored a chink and the whole thread seethed about it for days

>>212554413
Can't escape the nose.

>>212555890
intentionally trying to bait scottyrockers

>>212555933
how?

>>212555015
what movie is this

>>212555844
>dude you like parts of ftl?!? That means you are being influenced by peter theil!!!
Is there a world were people can just view the show as entertainment? You autists think if someone likes something they are being mindcontroled by some powerful jew, it makes you look retarded

>>212555367
3 of those girls are in their 20s
the other is 34

>>212555848
seeing mizzy and payton go from crying about a diary to making it to the end was incredible. would never have thought.

>>212555868
Binx scissored with a Chinese chick under the covers and you could hear the Mac and cheese stirring...

The moment that Jet decided Scott was blacklisted(he wanted to fuck Haley first)

>>212555914
Very true, can be hard for people at that age to separate the two though. Speaking of aryeh I tried watching his streams and it might be my least favorite streaming experience out of any fish that has done it.

>>212555968
Out my ear, Jet. Stop raping.

>>212555868
me with bex in the bitchtank bathroom

>>212555415
that fag must be a paid shill.
everytime someone posts a kf screencap its that dude and hes sucking Sam's cock.

aryehs mystery women wants to be called bunny

>>212555868
but rules.. dont mattah?

>>212555776
Billwid "Ottster" Wallace

Kiwi farmers still seethe about Cole and simp for Let- I mean Nina (who fucked Jet) It's funny how Cole keeps winning.

Even the fishtank Reddit is more based than the fishtank kiwi thread. The kiwi farmers are the only people left defending the wiggers. When the wiggers begged their fans to find a house because they are too incompetent and lazy to find one themselves, kiwi farmers unironically thought the wiggers were being honest and open with their fans.

>>212556026
She's not the catfish, turns out. But she is a kinda dumb somewhat crazy hoe. So pick your poison.

>>212555989
Arye ruined the ricky / ellie stream. Then i dipped out once seth joined. Jet purposefully chose male fish that were absolute betas so he had no competition with the female fish. He picked freddy because every season needs a loud retard though

>>212556048
she should have fucked freddy just to show production who's boss

>>212555880
I couldnt tell if this was a bit or if Direnc was genuinely convinced she was gonna be gangraped by Freddy and crew during this. Her going cut throat against Angie explains her mindset I guess, she was great for the tank

>>212555868
I don’t know if it’s against the rules and the closest to sex on it was sex in a bathroom off camera where you could hear the girl moaning.

I got over fishtank being gone but now I miss it again :(

>>212556068
what's the scoop on Ricky? Is he a cretin or what?

Stream stars is back??

stream stars 2... cool ig

>>212556075
She correctly sensed that Freddy was an actual rapist and no means nothing to him. That was genuine terror. The audience got what they wanted

>>212555868
we'll never know

>>212556110
what is stream stars?

>>212555933
of course she'd deny it

>>212556106
He is a deformed freak but i like that he is helping out the fish. Seems like a good guy. He gave thr s4 fish an open offer for any lights or mics they might need

>>212556110
>>212556118
Huge pop!!

For me the s4 streaming rank is:
1. Jin - Shit talker, espontaneous, /our guy/, not glazing the production, refreshing to see a fish not sucking the wiggers off
2. Angie - Comfy streamer, sings, chats, drinks, builds stuff, can fill dead air easily
3. Daniel - Only good with collabs, otherwise very boring
4. Aryeh - Alright, but always has his discord friends on the stream
5. Ellie - No personality, can't even fill dead air, somehow worse than Tayleigh when it comes to streaming, at least the meth dyke did "themed" streams and planned shit beforehand

>>212556110
Oh no...

>>212556146
better dude than anyone on production, damn

>>212556152
you forgot seth!

Not watching that shit, not even ironically

>>212556152
good summary

>>212556132
The most degenerate shit fishtank has ever done. The losers that spend all their time in fishtank chat stream themselves in their gross rundown houses and try to entertain the freaks.
>>212556110
>>212556118
What the fuck is up with jet's fascination with rachel?

>>212556097
see
>>212556110
>>212556118

>>212556170
Nobody here watches that shit. Talking about tj / shadi / taylor / claire for a year straight is more entertaining than streamstars

>>212556169
We all did...

>>212556152
does jin stream anywhere other than instagram?

>>212555950
By asking them?

>>212556152
I think it’s still too early to rank as some have only done them on ig live, and others have only done one official stream and haven’t gotten all equipment and tech issues sorted. Going from never streaming before to immediately being expected to be excellent at it is hard.

>>212556152
>boring
>boring
>boring
>boring
>content

>>212556146
>>212556162
If I understood correctly he's just giving them a list of hardware to get and leaving it up to them to purchase. He is helping them get a basic streaming configuration with software though.

>>212555936
they didn't scissor, but binky did fingerblast ling ling. i think binx might be the gayest female fish ever. even more than letty. or payton.

we need to be glazing the wiggers

CAMS UP

Ellie for streamstars!

>>212556222
huh? asking who?

>>212556251
Abi

>>212556233
On ellie's first ig live he said "anything you guys needs ill send it out to you" but he might have changed his mind

>>212556152
My consensus is none of them are good, the S4 cast just isnt interesting enough on their own to follow. only time I'll watch any of them is when theyre collabing

>>212556233
He sent mics and other gear out to some of them since he has sponsors that give him free shit. Ricky seems like a good dude and I hope he comes back in future seasons because he fit really well with fishtank in a unique way no other freeloader really has imo

Ricky would be a better host than sam, but at this point I'm thinking anyone would be better than sam.

>>212556274
I think he said in chat he was sending her a mic arm because she didn’t have one for the mic he sent after people were roasting in the chat for the bad audio

>>212556152
Why are angiesimps (you) so desperate to start a waifu war. Nobody even thinks about her except you weirdos

>Alternate timeline where they dont shadow boot Jin
>Instead fix a challenge for him to lose and get kicked
>He loses and is told he's being kicked as planned
>He yells some Marky shit on the way out
>Chat goes wild
>Views are up
>People are talking about what bitch Jin was
>The next thing happens and the show goes on (until it prematurely ends)

>Our timeline
>Wiggers terrified of Jin
>Trick him into the basement to shadow boot
>Send him home, lie to audience about it
>"He was annoying!"
>Wiggers burn last of good will
>Fans are pissed
>Views are down
>Markyposting at ATH
Season 4 had its moments.

>>212556278
has anyone from the show ever tried to start a streaming group like OTK for former fishtank contestants?

>>212556308
Sam is a fine host. Its not the hosts job to run the show, just present the challenges.

>>212556308
Luke should replace Sam, he's charismatic and unhinged enough to be the host and paypigs love him.

>>212556318
I think Ellie is pretty but she really has no personality and her stream is pure dead air unless she's with other people.

>>212556278
To be fair, none of the fish from any season are worth keeping up with or watch streaming.
/ftl/ is the only way to make any of this fun

>>212556075
>I couldnt tell if this was a bit or if Direnc was genuinely convinced she was gonna be gangraped by Freddy and crew during this. Her going cut throat against Angie explains her mindset I guess, she was great for the tank
Qrd?
i didnt see this live

>streamstars

>>212556344
You're right. Ricky should replace Jet. Luke should replace Sam.
Bam, better fishtank.

>>212556357
I didnt understand why her chat was so mad about the deadair, as if they didnt just watch her sit silently on a couch for 2 weeks.

>>212555230
ethereal

Mar-what?

>S4
>Sam is still being blamed for Jet's incompetence
why do you do this to yourselves

>>212556378
>next challenge is who can make the best choc on the rocks!
>who can wipe my ass the best

Need this angel in my life.

>>212556356
it's the only logical choice. best case scenario
>they move to texas
>they receive some help from gillis and/or rogan. nothing too big just connecting them to capable production people
>alex stein has a bigger role behind the scenes but only comes as a freeloader for a couple days nearing the end of the show when everyone is tired
>luke is the host for day to day stuff, sam flies in for elimination challenges and big events
>cast of 10 people minimum
>no more ellie claire or letty type stuff for real
>if they're going to cast fans, tell them not to pander too much
>they need to get a shittester in the vein of cole or jin but without either part being gay (no more basement confessionals and the fish should be smart enough to not say the words marky or ciara)

>>212556338
my pet theory is that either Ellie's parents or Stickermule didn't want a rapey japanese man on the show and asked for him to be booted.

who is Marky Streissand

>>212556417
>who can wipe my ass the best
That'd be kino to watch, desu.
Ricky acts like a baby. Teams have to take turns (2 hours long) taking care of baby Ricky.
Better than any challenge in fishtank so far.

just sharted in my pants but then i cleaned it in the shower so we good

>>212554963
>>212554963
Seth and Jin didn't have more than first impressions to go by when Seth joined the live, and Jin is the same person as he was in the tank. Jin was even hesitant to add him to the live because as he said "I don't know you." I don't know why you try to pass it like they got to know each other out the tank.

>>212555536
>excited for the next thing
there is no next thing

>>212556338
They could have gotten away with it so easily

>>212556414
jet's incompetence is downstream from Sam's enabling of him. Sam could fix him, so he deserves the criticism more than jet, who is merely a pawn

>>212556391
This, desu, it's not like people like Ellie because of her personality or anything, she didn't do anything noteworthy or funny in the house, just looked pretty.

>>212556435
>>luke is the host for day to day stuff,
Hes too gay and nerdy. Needs someone with a bit meaner edge to them or the fish get too comfortable with them

>>212555536
PLEASE JET NO MORE BLOODGAMES LARPTANK I BEG YOU

>>212556435
>no more ellie claire or letty type stuff for real
unacceptable

>>212556444
Stickermule is too dumb to know anything about the show lol, Ellie's parents are uninvolved in her life and probably wouldn't care. Bad theories.

Bitchstars

>Claire
>Abi
>Shadi
>Ted
>Nifty

Would you mark out?

>>212556414
Sam taught jet everything he knows.
Jet runs the show the way he does because its how he saw sam run MDE.

>>212556475
he's the only one that paypigs would accept

>>212555536
>check the replies to that tweet

This is why the show will always be shit, fishtank fans are spiritually indian and love shit.

>>212556489
No Haley no watch
These bitches need to get mogged

>>212556342
not really unless you consider all the streamstar event bullshit to be that. there was powtank but that was pretty much the same shit except with actual people from the show

>>212556501
Could Alex Schultz work? Every time he’s popped up on the show it’s been pretty entertaining

>>212556519
her story is complete, shes in valhalla now

>>212556493
This, wigger crew or any organization is led from top down, whatever ineptitude you are seeing with permits, local ordinances, police, it's all Sam just running shit stupid.

>>212556469
Except I don't think Sam can fix jet. Sam doesn't actually know how to run a professional buisness himself.

>>212556471
I liked ellie because she is an /ftl/ poster from season 1 so shes cool in my book. Doesn't mean im going to obsess about her and care to watch her streams

tayleigh died in the texas flooding

her last words were "dude i'm tayleigh from season 2"

Sex with Letty in the S3 bathroom

This is the worst timeline

has the girl who holds the watermelon done anything today?

>>212556532
Yes if he was Star Power

>>212556562
she's so vile

>>212556562
*sniff*

>>212556493
Does Jet not have any agency? He's a big boy

>>212556566
advantageous

>>212556372
I might be misremembering but this was on the final night of the candy challenge. she was convinced she was gonna be targeted by Freddy and Angie because she had the most candy and had yet to be stolen from. she stayed up all night but relaxed a bit once freddy was put in the doghouse

200 tokens to tts the hog fuck that

You know, Jezza predicted all this.

>>212556558
>dude...
>cockbuddy... save me...
>*ACKKKK*

>>212556566
The worst timeline.

>>212556562
Women always have a sexy glow to them when they're getting sex regularly

>>212556571
i heard she did a thing where she held a watermelon (as a reference to her holding the watermelon) but that's all i know

>>212556588
he actually doesn't

>>212556435
none of this fantasy is ever going to happen. stop posting

h mmm

>>212556598
Lol. Meanwhile all the other fish are doing like 3 dollar tts. Fishtank is so shit

A BAD OMEN.

Why is Bill at Rachel's house?

>>212556598
we dont need money from the little guy anymore

>>212556435
Sam is never moving to Texas he's a libtard lmaoo

Rachel is a good person.

>>212556566
fucking grim

>>212556566
I am so tired of being in uncharted levels of grim

>>212556562
Bad for a womans soul to post images like this for the world to see.

grim status?

>>212556655
why did she show feet for free? this is why ellie is winning, she's playing the long game

LMAO WHY THE FUCK IS OTTMAN THERE

>bill lives right next to me

>>212556666

Is Billy hitting that shit? Please be honest with me.

>>212556655
tight foot slut. Imagine her stroking your fat cock with those footsies....

>>212556609

>>212556666
>666
STOP

bill ottman wearing sunglasses inside because this world is too bright for him

at this point just put some camgirls on the site

I thought this was a bad bit until Bill was revealed

>>212556566
Why is Jet obsessed with presenting this blob?
People forget that the first half of Season 4 was primarily driven by “Rachel Content”. Like it was that bad that a vast majority of Season 4 is memory-holed. No memes, no mentions, nobody wants to remember the Rachel arc

please please please give us money

gonna show my friend Extreme Peace ep 1, bros... wish me luck
went back and rewatched it as a test screening, seems like the only one that he'd "get"

was this alex's big announcement?

where are you guys watching this?

>>212556680
DELETE THIS

what is 200 fishbux in real money

>Bill is making his own powtank now

I wake up wishing upon jets death

>>212556741
he's gonna show up to rachel's apartment and plap her silly

bill could be playing catch with his son right now

>>212556721
Jet make the call...

bill ottman determined to lose his virginity

>>212556756
20 dollars

>>212556741
Yeah.

This could have been Bill setting up Cleejcams in their apartment but someone fucked it all up.

>>212556756
$20,000. but actually nothing since it was a scam

jet wants ellie on streamstars 2

calling yourself a fan of fishtank is one of the most embarrassing statements you can make

>>212556756
$20

>>212556805
Yeah, real fans call it "the tank"

>>212556805
why? it's a fun show

big racheltank guy

rachel and bill superbed challenge

>>212556818
ok

>>212556783
Base Bill

I simply can't subscribe to the reality that Rachel is live on the website right now. This is rock bottom levels of grim.

Bill Ottman the Architect

new
>>212544784
>>212544784
>>212544784

so are rachel and bill fucking?

>>212556721
It's what I've been saying

>>212556647
>>212556680
what the fuck

Someone go live on stream stars and play the Charls crashout

>>212556741
we will be during s5 and bg2 streaming his content on his channel, but during s5 and bg2 and whatever other fishtank official spinoff

racheltank > powtank

>>212556852
liar

Ellie hasn't posted in a while. I am over her. I am finally free again.

>>212556897
>>212556897
>>212556897

advantageous

>>212556911
you'll be wrapped around her finger again as soon as she's back

on as scale of "we're so back" to "it's so fucking over" where are we?

>>212556938
You are correct. But at least I will have had a few hours of freedom.

>>212554607
I trust this man with my soul to move the culture forward

>>212556511
actual cuckoldry