Thread 212555426

Why did this kino get slept on by theater goers?

>>212555426 (OP)
>mediocre slop
yawn.
wake me up when Neuro-Sama does this for real.

>aged her up
Literally no reason to go and watch it anymore

>>212555426 (OP)
>Why did this kino get slept on by theater goers?
Because this movie shouldn't have a sequel. The story was over at the end of the first. There's nothing they could do that would make people who enjoyed the first think the sequel was anything other than retarded schlock.

bad marketing. too much gay pandering in the trailers while the movie itself had nothing to do with the gays.
>>212555615
the end of the first one literally sets up a sequel

>>212555615
>retarded schlock
Ah, yes, blaspheming the artistic legacy of M3gan....

All these people discussing the "quality" of the movie are faggots.
If it had come out in January, it would've done and easy 150 mil opening weekend, like the first movie.
If you liked M3GAN 1 (most of /tv/ has never seen it and thus say it's bad and/or make value judgements on the sequel which they also haven't seen) you will like the sequel.

>>212555426 (OP)
Audiences are retarded and aren't willing to go see movies that actually do something interesting.

it's a cult classic in the making

>>212555426 (OP)
they didn't release it in January.

as a result a movie as pisspoor as Nosferatu was able to make $180 million because there was literally no competition.

Blumhouse basically threw away tens of millions of dollars because he wanted to pretend to be a major studio.

>>212555909
It didn't do anything interesting, though. It was just the reddit version of Terminator 2.

>>212556142
i don't think you bothered to actually watch it before giving your uninformed opinion

>>212556142
>it didn't do anything interesting
Yes, it did.
It provided a new adventure for M3GAN, Cady, and Gemma (and Gemma's two retarded friends).
That's all any fan of the first movie would want.
I guess if the extent of your enjoyment of the first M3GAN was fapping to loli hentai of M3GAN herself, you probably would actually be annoyed that she now looks 15 and not 11, but I also wouldn't say you were actually a fan of the first movie.

>>212555426 (OP)
The first one was boring so I didn't bother with this one.

>>212556142
Very simplistic take on the film. That's a single aspect.

>>212555426 (OP)
it got lost in the shuffle

>>212555426 (OP)
Extremely obnoxious marketing.

>>212555806
>>212556687
The marketing definitely hurt the film. They should have portrayed it more accurately instead of doing the meme-y trailers.
The post-release marketing has been better since they seemingly realized their mistake, but it's too late to fix it unfortunately.

>>212556900
No, it'll clean up on VOD and whenever it hits a streaming site. And Blumhouse will probably still make a third one.

>>212556935
>Blumhouse will probably still make a third one
inshallah

>>212556935
I hope so. It'll definitely do well when it hits streaming but I don't know if it'll be enough.
I'd love a sequel that continues on from 2.0 but ramps the horror back up (like the director already said M3GAN 3 would.)

>>212557203
I didn't ever think M3GAN was "scary"
I just hope a potential third one maintains the characters the way the second one did

>>212556900
>but it's too late to fix it unfortunately
the home video market will save it. just because people are unwilling to see it in theaters doesn't mean that they won't watch it at home. most people who actually watch it love it so word of mouth will spread. i'm confident that there will be more sequels. i will say that while they changed their marketing strategy i still think they're misrepresenting the movie by trying to lean into the horror aspects although it's not a horror movie. whatever gets people to watch it i guess.

the sequel should be less horror or action oriented and just be about megan being sassy

>>212557939
Cady goes to college and M3GAN goes with her.

Reviews were bad so I didn't go

>>212558169
the first one got some bad reviews, too

>>212558169
so you let other people make decisions for you? you only watch what's considered good by the general population? you don't know how to think for yourself?

>>212555426 (OP)
It's just not fun anymore when the robot isn't a loli

>>212558223
I can always catch it on streaming later

>>212555426 (OP)
trailers did a lot of damage, especially that faggot dressed as m3gan lol. and all the "hold onto your vaginas" is cringe as shit.

>>212558316
>>212555529
mainly this, it was fun seeing the child sized robot fucking people up, there's millions of adult sized robots.

>>212558501
name all of them. also she's a hebe not an adult.

>>212558640
every other movie about robots are adult robots, and hebe shit is the same as adult.

>>212558640
>hebe not an adult.
If she's pubescent she's an adult

>>212558501
>adult sized

>>212558721
ok. name them.

>>212558786
>Adult ass shoulder width
Gross

>>212558721
uh, small wonder
SHIT FUCK WAIT

>>212558786
why did he do this?

>>212558858
>adult
lmao manlet
and you do understand that her hip to shoulder ratio does in fact look more prepubescent than post, right?
you're arguing just to argue, you've never liked M3GAN at all

>>212558933
>retard confuses height with width
Lmao

Oh and just because that bitch is built like an upside down Doritos doesn't mean she looks prepubescent

>>212558994
You called a girl's shoulders who's like 4'10 "adult" sized
you must be some kind tiny, tiny man if you can't recognize that she is only 8 inches taller than a grown man down on one knee
and you're falseflagging like a faggot, I'm sure you've never seen either movie because these are not the concerns of M3GAN enjoyer
>just because she looks like one of those girls who never got her period because she's super into gymnastics doesn't mean she's not a woman
lmao

>>212558786
detractors btfo'd, she's underaged and well within funsized height range

>>212555426 (OP)
HOLD ONTO YOUR VAGINAS

>>212559101
>You called a girl's shoulders who's like 4'10 "adult" sized
You think there aren't 4'10 adult bitches out there? Are you retarded?
>she looks like one of those girls who never got her period because she's super into gymnastics
Yeah, because that shit looks gross. Fucking Dorito ass body looks nothing like what a female, pubescent or not, should look like

>>212555426 (OP)
The trailer made it look bad. Especially the gay guy.

>>212559305
>fucking dorito body
you mean like most 10--12 year old girls, you fucking retard?
>there are adult women who are 4'10
yeah, and they're basically dwarfs and not actual adult women
you do also realize she's not an adult by any definition, right

>>212559101
>these are not the concerns of M3GAN enjoyer
>"NOOO YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN SHE WENT FROM A SEXY LOOKING CHILD TO HAVING THE BODY SHAPE OF A 12YO BOY ATHLETE BUT WITH TITS"
It flopping proves me right anyways

>>212559428
12 year old boys are on average smaller than 12 year old girls
you're such a poser

>>212558786
You know it's funny, now that I'm looking at it I wonder if the Bourne fight scenes were inspired by Wing Chun

>>212559395
>you mean like most 10--12 year old girls
you have no idea what you're talking about lmao, just say you like them to look like boys
>they're basically dwarfs and not actual adult women
Absolutely retarded

>>212559488
>complains about her not being prepubescent
>also complains that her body isn't feminine enough
you are an actual fucking retarded person

>>212559452
>Mention body shape
>Still brings up height
A retard and also a closeted homo

>>212559395
she's an old hag by pedo definition

>>212559533
>thinks his attraction to children is based in gendered sexuality
POSER

>>212559525
>He thinks you can't tell prepubescent/early pubescent boys and girls apart
Now who's the poser? Lmaoo

>>212559564
>I'm a faggot who likes little boys too so everyone must be like me
Nah, that's just you

>>212559569
>still complaining that the girl isn't feminine enough while wanting prepubescent girls
you really don't understand how you're contradicting yourself and it's hilarious
what's next, your all time favorite "loli" was ariel winter when she was 13 and had D cup tits?
you don't even know what you're complaining about

>>212559623
>he still can't comprehend that sexual dimorphism happens before a girl is 13
>he thinks tits are the only difference between a young girl and a young boy
Closeted homo, just as I said

>>212559705
>backpedaling
>now M3GAN wasn't even a loli in the first movie
thanks for the point, better luck next time

>>212559762
>strawman
I accept your concession.

She wasn't shaped like a 12yo boy in the first movie, she was actually hot back then

>>212559888
she has the exact same shape and is maybe 2 inches taller
you are a poser

>>212555426 (OP)
I hated M3gan but M3gan 2.0 was pretty fun. Way more action to keep it entertaining. The girl who plays Cady was really bad though lol

>>212559910
>she has the exact same shape
Observably wrong, but that's to be expected from a guy who's attracted to girls that look like boys

>>212560006
>observably wrong
prove it or your mother dies tonight and you lose this argument you started and contradicted yourself multiple times during

I'd impregnate both little M3GAN and medium M3GAN desu.

>people think the 12 year old playing m3gan in the first movie was a loli
cringe

>>212558223
i'm not a child so i don't have infinite time to go to the movies to watch mediocre slop

>>212560063
You can literally see her >>212558786 having shoulders way wider than before, probably after all the gymnastics and physical training that makes little girls look so god-damned awful, like those little girls who train their core and abs so hard they lose any kind of curvy silhouette, just fucking gross.

You'd have to be a faggot to like that over a qt like OG m3gan

>>212560253
>having shoulders way wider than before
No.
>liking it over OG M3GAN
I like M3GAN, because unlike you I'm a fan of the character and not imagined differences.

>>212560323
I'm a fan of the character looking like a sexy little girl, and I don't give a fuck if she doesn't look like a sexy little girl, and now she doesn't so I'm glad it flopped

>>212560390
your eyes and brain have failed you

>>212560437
>Says the guy who likes girls that look like boys

>>212556900
All I remember is the vagina quip and the Lady Gaga tranny colored armor

>>212560250
sounds like something a 14 year old would say

>>212560496
>says he likes lolis
>specific example is an 11/12 year old girl
>who: >>212559705
>has sexually dimorphic qualities
you are a poser and a falseflagger

>>212560543
>sexually dimorphic qualities
Yeah, male ones, thank gymnastics for that

>>212560585
no, you implied the best "lolis" were pre-thirteen but with sexually dimorphic qualities
which wouldn't be a loli
an 11 year old in general wouldn't be either
keep going though, I'm waiting for you to contradict your own argument even more because there are some more bullet points I can foresee you hitting

>>212556687
This anon didn't hold on to his vagina.

>>212560629
>you implied the best "lolis" were pre-thirteen but with sexually dimorphic qualities
Which is true, you're just a literal homo who thinks boys and girls look the same when in reality you can tell them apart even before they hit double digits.

>>212560753
>the best lolis are 11/12
this is some zoomer-pill shit
you're a poser

>>212555888
> All these people discussing the "quality" of the movie are faggots
The movie itself was made for literal faggots

>>212558181
Yeah but M3gan was cute in the first one. She's ugly in this one.

>>212560868
>best lolis are 11/12
Never said that but still, not a compelling response coming from the guy creaming for a girl who looks like a 12yo boy lmao

>>212560873
see you in the next thread about twilight movies are comfy and kino and you sperg out about them too because you have the hostile kind of autism

>>212560930
>never said that
>me: "you implied that"
>you: "yes, and"
you're so bad this

>>212555426 (OP)
When the majority of the marketing is literally just a bunch of homo bot accounts posting things like "SHE SERVIN' CUNT YALL YAAAS" it tends to turn most normal people off

>>212560977
>Under 13 is exclusively 11-12
Nah, you're just pulling things out of your ass

>>212561009
you should learn how to argue
like, for example, not saying you like lolis who not only too old to be lolis but also have begun to develop womanly physical characteristics
I'm sure you're the one earlier in the thread who stated that any girl who can bear a child is a woman, and plenty of 11 year old girls can

>>212555426 (OP)
this m3gan bot felt like it was fleshlight coded

>>212561078
>too old to be lolis but also have begun to develop womanly physical characteristics
Let me share a bit of knowledge with you, this usually starts to happen at ages 8-9, and you can literally tell when that's the case, so no, just because they don't look like little boys doesn't mean that they look older than what they are, it means I'm not a faggots who can't tell or isn't willing to tell that boys and girls objectively look different

>>212561230
>8--9
cool but M3GAN is designed to be 11/12 in the first movie to match Cady who is in that same range, so why do you keep trying to shift the goalpost to actual lolis when there aren't any in the movie in the first place

>>212561282
You do know hebes are lolis, right?

>>212561334
No.
And furthermore you're the one saying 14/15 year old M3GAN doesn't count.

>>212561282
You're a literal retard, you can't even tell that the point is not the age she has but the fact that even at that age she doesn't have to look like a fucking boy, which she didn't before but does here >>212558786 probably thanks to all of that training that only works to literally ruin little girl's bodies

>>212561414
>No.
So you're a retard then, good to know

>>212561421
>looks like a boy
No. I understand you really latched onto this point because I suggested that actual children look similar physically regardless of gender, which is true, but you don't need to spam it and it only came up because you're so focused on an age range that is not even present in this franchise.

January and millions

>>212561414
>14/15 year old
Well yeah, that's an expired hag

>>212561439
You don't know what a loli is.

>>212561474
So then hebes aren't lolis, and that point is moot.

>>212561453
>I suggested that actual children look similar physically regardless of gender
They don't, you're just a faggot who likes it when they do

why don't we discuss the movie instead of arguing over the distinction between lolis hebes which is relevant to literally nothing?

>>212561529
zoomers just need to understand that there did used to be a word for hot teenagers who could potentially BAIT an adult man into serving JAIL time
but try telling a zoomer anything, it's like trying to teach a cat to do tricks

>>212561582
ok. you can explain that all you want in one of your discord servers instead of shitting up the m3gan thread.

>>212561654
I think you'll find the people who don't like the movie are more of the discord type, as they conjure up excuses to dislike the movie

>>212561479
Loli literally includes girls up to age 13 which is the highest cutoff for a hebe, if you want to argue that 15yo girls are hebes then you're, again, being a fucking retard

You don't know shit yet you keep opening your mouth trying to fit in

>>212561582
>"NOO ITS HEBES, I SWEAR THE WORD IS HEBES BECAUSE IM AN ABSOLUTE RETARD WHO NEEDS TO HAVE A SCIENTIFIC SOUNDING WORD TO FEEL SPECIAL ABOUT LIKING MATURE FEMALES"

just another comment saying that this movie works and I actually liked it more than F1.

>>212561687
no you definitely belong there with them

I dont usually like dancing in movies but M3gan got some moves. Just a shame there wasnt a dance scene set to Daft Punk's technologic, woulda been absolute kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8K90hX4PrE

>>212561713
>loli generally includes girls up to 13
no, it doesn't, zoomer
it's a hentai term for girls below 10, for example Misty from Pokemon, not a loli and she's not even 13

>>212561919
>it's a hentai term for girls below 10,
You're absolutely wrong, kill yourself

if you purchased a meg3an what would you do with her

>>212562113
>posts some modern anime crappola
sorry zoomer, but your generation spams the word "pedo" any time a 20 year old bangs a 17 year old, your opinion is completely worthless

>>212562113
>american nigger obsessed trannylators

what a fucking disaster

>>212560390
>sexy little girl
uh, bro?

>>212562154
>goalpost movement
I accept your concession, retard

>>212562254
>13 year olds are lolis
what's it like to be so factually and culturally wrong that you unintentionally demonstrate that you are not only a reddit refugee, but one who made the change in like 2020

>>212562287
I don't know, you tell me

>>212561919
actual japanese people in the 80s disagree with you retard

>>212562474
is that anime girl also above the age of 10? because she's not a loli

>>212562486
no they don't
when they were putting nudes of real life underage girls in widely published magazines, they were not using the term "loli" at any point, because the girls were always 12 and up

>>212562522
>they were not using the term "loli" at any point
But they were tho

>>212562494
Just say you don't know shit, it's easier

>>212562597
Prove it.
You don't want to pull my card on the subject of the legalized CP industry Japan had up until the early 2000s because I'm absolutely positive I know 2000 times as much about that as you ever could.
You understand in the extremely rare instances where grown men even get arrested for sex crimes against girls aged 10-13 in Japan, they don't even use the japanese legal equivalent of "pedophile" to describe the perpetrators

>>212555426 (OP)
>a story about le ebil robot that kills hoomans!1! (totally new and never seen before concept guiz)
Gee i wonder why!

>>212562776
M3GAN doesn't kill any humans in the movie

>>212562707
>I know so much about japanese child pornography
Weird flex but okay

>>212562522
you are literally retarded. your definition is a modern western reddit redefinition of the term. i can guarantee you that i'm both older than you and have been engaged with japanese and otaku culture a lot longer than you and i'm telling you flat out that you're wrong. being this confident in something that you're so blatantly wrong about just shows that you're an actual low iq retard. there's even an episode of urusei yatsura were the term is used to refer to lum, a 16 year old character. the term actually has very little to do with actual age.

>>212562800
Conceding already?
I appreciate the maturity.

>>212562707
Nigger you don't even have to go that far, even when the U13 (as in 13 and under) Gravure models still existed they were fucking called loli
>They don't use the japanese word for pedophile
They don't say hebephile either you absolute mongoloid

>>212562814
No.
Try again.

>>212562824
Why do trannies project their favorite fetish on everyone all the time?

>>212562856
you can't refute a single thing i've said so there you go

>>212555426 (OP)
Because it wasn't that good.
I expected knockoff T2 or Upgrade and I got knockoff Mission Impossible

>>212562836
>they don't use the word hebephile
No one did until like 2013 when all of you redditors lost your jailbait subreddits and got tricked into thinking being attracted to 16 year olds is the same as being attracted to 8 year olds and it all became "loli" to you.

>>212562929
try doing some real research on the term and its origins and how it was used in the past. try looking at lolicon magazines from the golden age of lolicon in the 80s. you'll feel really embarrassed about your posts once you do.

>>212562929
11-12yo girls don't fall into the jailbait category either, dumbass, 13 is where it can go either way and that's the cutoff between loli and jailbait, the only two terms that used to exist

>>212562997
You mean magazines like Petite Tomato or Alice Club which had 14yo girls and was literally plastered with the word lolicon everywhere?

haha I think we were all taken by surprise over the directions this thread took, but yeah it was a good, underrated film, megan 2

>>212562856
here's a page from a lolicon magazine from the 80s. this is representative of the kind of content that was considered loli in japan in the 80s. do you have anything the proves what you're saying or are you just going to keep saying words?

>>212563180
uh yeah that's my point

>>212555426 (OP)
Do you think M3gan would get mad if a guy put his dick inside the teletubby body

>>212558640
Amie Donald is 15. Physically that is an adult

>>212559762
>>212559888
>>212560146

>>212563437
There is nowhere to put your dick inside, maybe you could rub it on her face or she could try to jerk you off with her nubby little arms.

>>212563797
she could JOI you to cooming

>>212555426 (OP)

Because they were dumb enough to release it outside of January-Feburary like last time.