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>>212555483 (OP)
Let me eat my worm infested fish in peace, you fucking weeb

>>212555483 (OP)

>coffee? in this temple?

This man is an ARTIST.

>>212555523
just needs cropping

I swear the cuck that wrote it read Bourdain about that gook cook that fantasized about killing people who came to eat his shitty raw food

>>212555523
You don't put webm in the thread
It's already perfectly comedic
Doesn't need a captcha bath

>>212555523
I will not allow you to insult Tamagotchi san BY DUNKING RAW PUTRID FISH PIECE INTO THE SLURRY THAT GIVES IT A MODICUM OF TASTE!

>>212555707
jej

>>212555483 (OP)
The writer really thought he was clever and in the right, didn't he?

>>212555483 (OP)
In reality the Japanese chef would be absolutely disgusted by these obnoxious gaijin yelling and throwing a fit in his establishment and would probably ban this guy from ever coming in again and might even write off gaijin altogether after this experience and put a "no gaijin allowed" sign on the front door.

>>212555736

Odds on the writer having an Asian wife?

>>212555749
Yeah it’s ironic that the rudest person there is the white dude trying to defend the integrity of the dish. In Japan they would have called the cops on him immediately for harassing customers.

>>212555749
>let me tell you how to eat your meal that you paid for

>>212555749
It's actually eel sauce and goes with that type of sushi. The chef would give it to him. It's either a really badly done scene and the technical advisor did it on purpose to screw with the show or the show was showing wags is a bullshit artist who can bluff people into doing what he wants.
I think it's option A. I had to rewatch it several times to be sure if what it was.

>>212555798
'bout tree fiddy

>>212555913
>eel sauce

>>212555956
>How DARE you add WASABI to your meal?
>What?
>HOW FUCKING DARE YOU???
>Sir, you have to calm dow-
>HE'S A RACIST NAZI WHO IS RACIST TO CHINESE JAPANESE CULTURE GET THIS MAN TO THE GUILLOTINE
>Someone call the cops
>I AM THE GOOD GUY YOU YELLOW BASTARDS I AM DEFENDING YOUR CULTURE

>>212555956
You don't post edits in the thread
The scenes already precisely cringe
Doesn't need a meme bath

>>212555680
Bourdain was the one who fantasized about murder

>>212556071
>and then everybody clapped

>>212556071
why does he go "mmmm"? It's just some fish and rice nigga

>>212556149
The price tag makes it taste better. Poors wouldn't understand.

>Cleanse the what now? The palate? No ginger on fish? Heh, I'll do what I want. I'm an AMERICAN!
>h-hey guy he's an a-artist, a-a-a-and
>SOUNDS LIKE WOKE NONSENSE TO ME! Heh, I'm only messin' with ya. I love Japan. KONNICHIWA, DUDE!
>y-y-y-ou're such a fucking c-c-c-c-CHUD!!
>*PUNCH*
>the weeb goes down like a sack of bricks. The chef has a sigh of relief for being rid of the weeaboo, for now. A nearby Asian girl gets sopping wet over the sight of Chad dominating
>Ooooh, Mr. Miyagi over here, I thought ya knew karate, how come ya didn't block that? Heheh...
>*the Chad picks up the weeb's wallet*
>Hey whatta we got here? Twenty bucks? Mr. Miyagi? More like Mr. Rockefeller! Hahaha! Hey, keep the change. Heh, domo arigato, DICKWAD-SAN. SAYONARA, DUDE!
https://vocaroo.com/165HthZHAjxi

>>212556071
Really good submissive face contortions to be more jap-like. All he needs now is a teenage whore, two live eels, a bucket and a bottle of Suntory.

>>212555956
>2023
bros...

reminder that this scene ends with the sushi disrepecters apologizing to him

>>212555707
Nicely done.

>>212556227
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zQ-9IE6cIF0
They apologize because he's the big boss level banker
The writers really tried hard here

>>212556227
yeah, cuz they recoged him as a big shot.

>>212556249
>shorts

kys

>>212556267
That's what you find when you google it
Here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-9IE6cIF0 :^)

i sometimes get recommended clips of new american shows and they are literally just a strawman that the audience can clap along to

>>212555483 (OP)
I once tried to make Tamagoyaki and failed horribly. I now believe that you actually need 10 years of training to make them.

>>212556203
>unfathomably based

>>212555483 (OP)
Did one single person actually watch Billions?

>>212556447
no, but I did watch a webm some years ago

Start doing THIS.

>>212556227
The writers were completely playing it straight, and both the sushi den and the chef are real, so they were advertising how they wanted their customers to behave. It's pretentious artfaggotry, a cook would just want people to enjoy his food as long as they paid, a pretentious overpaid cunt would only want people to enjoy it exactly the way he intended down to every last detail.

>>212555521
No....
No.

>>212556043
It's Laotian, from Laos, stupid