Thread 212559860

>10/10 moment in a 5/10 movie

I hate it when this happens.

society owes me a shortstack russian baddie gf

>>212559860 (OP)
can you please post a youtube video of the scene?

>>212559860 (OP)
storm was in lord of the rings?

This movie wasn't good, but it also wasn't soulless. Which is more than I can say for anything else Marvel has put out since Endgame.

>>212559860 (OP)
name 10 times this has happened

>>212559860 (OP)
It was a little weird they had "The power of LOVE" be the solution two movies in a row. Is that how FF ends too? Might as well go three for three I guess.

>>212559880
But she isnt a short stack
A short stack had ass n titties, that's the stack

Sick of these uggos and their orbiters/fanboys totally raping what sexy terms mean

>>212559860 (OP)
The scene insists upon itself.

>>212559980
I'd say the solution was more specifically some "don't suffer alone, nobody is an island, find your family and share the load" type shit. I'm not sure I'd call that "the power of love," that's a bit reductive.

>>212559860 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgg_JM9BDCE

>>212559860 (OP)
It was an 8/10 easily.

>>212559860 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLsKNLREpR0

>>212559860 (OP)
They are both really ugly

>>212560576
You should kill yourself

>>212559928
it was absolutely soulless, like it was written by chatgpt.
family dynamics, which this movie relies on, was written much better in the black widow. too bad, because i like the characters

>>212560814
I don't mean the writing, it's Marvel movie, what the fuck do you expect? I mean the performances. Lonestar Jr. and Pudge were both great.

I thought the villain was the only interesting thing about this movie. Was surprised they portrayed an incel type character in a somewhat sympathetic light

>>212559860 (OP)
>Halle Berry hugs a Hobbit
What film is this

>>212559860 (OP)
You mean 5/10 moment in a 1/10 movie

>>212561245
>I mean the performances
Lmao
The fuck is that supposed to mean?
"If the actor does their job then the movie isn't soulless"
Get real dude

>>212559860 (OP)
>10/10 moment in a 5/10 movie
Dr Doom's murder hallway in F4ntastic

>>212561336
the villain has a super power that is of no consequence to anyone after the situation is solved

even for marvel, that's piss ass weak shit

>>212559860 (OP)
>>212559980
>>212559928
>>212560814
>>212561245
>>212563600
The movie is garbage.One-dimensional characters, bad action, poor visuals, a boring plot, laughably bad dialogue — and it commits the biggest sin in cinema: it tells instead of shows. Every character constantly says, "I am so unhappy," and, additionally, the hug was stolen from We Bare Bears.
https://youtu.be/z7OzuSAIU1A?feature=shared

>>212563600
>"If the actor does their job then the movie isn't soulless"
I don't think this is a controversial statement. It's just literally true.

Weird...
The movie had good moments, but that final confrontation did not feel like that

>>212563869
>commits the biggest sin in cinema: it tells instead of shows
aw cute someone went to a writing 101 class during their six months of community college and thinks they know something about something

>>212563911
Speak English,sar.

>>212564011
which part didn't you understand, i'll explain it to you

>>212564040
Why are you defending bad movie without any redeeming qualities?
look at this, is that really good writing? 'I am sad because I am sad'
>>212563894

>Mom, can I have Yelena Belova?
>We have Yelena Belova at home.

>>212559860 (OP)
I cried ( ;_;)

>>212564237
I wanna punch that face of yours

>>212559860 (OP)
Why the fuck is she holding Bilbo Baggins

>>212559928
It wasn't totally soulless,but if you think the utterly bullshit depression main thread was anything but a dancing corpse puppeteered in front of your eyes, then I guess I can recommend Everything Everywhere All At Once to you because you'll enjoy that kind of surface level feel-good drivel produced by aliens in suits.

>>212564174
>'I am sad because I am sad'
She's sad because her sister died and all she knows how to do is morally bankrupt wet work and feels her life has no meaning. If you need me to explain anything else let me know.

she does this and then in the next movie will probably cuck bob and be sucking off reed richards or some shit. i hate woemn

>>212564838
literally making up cuckold scenarios in your head to be angry about, that's some next level incel shit

>>212559860 (OP)
>MENTAL ILLNESS! TRAUMA! BROKEN PEOPLE! THERAPY AT BETTER HELP DOT COM
Writers, please stop this. It's embarrassing

>>212562951
X Men: The Desolation of Smaug

>>212564900
How else would you adapt Sentry? Ignoring the mental illness aspect of the character would be just doing a Superman rip-off.

>>212564941
(they've never read the comics)

>>212564627
(๑°o°๑)
Please don't

It was a 6/10 for me.
Ghost, Walker and Bucky carried.

>>212563851
I'm probably overthinking it, but spending enough time in the worst moments of your life might lead to mental problems, suicide, etc.
But seeing as they've dealt with the threat in some 20 minutes, you are right on this one.

>>212560497
this is less a movie than it is a Korn b-side concept album

>>212565008
Explain what you don't think I know. I guarantee I've read more than you have.

>>212559860 (OP)
>5/10 movie
For a capeshit movie I found it surprisingly well constructed, and while the stakes are set pretty high, its mostly pretty low key, which is nice. No one had to punch a blue sky laser once.

>>212560497
all i remember about this movie is the doughy ass fuck lestat with bitch-tits.

>>212565083
well shit, now i have to watch it since you put it that way

>>212565067
>spending enough time in the worst moments of your life might lead to mental problems
I could buy this. Bob conquered Void (implied temporarily) only with lots of help. All the heroes obviously worked through their shit with a shared goal in mind to come together and stop the bad guy. They didn't know for sure they, or Bob could even fix it, but what was the alternative? For all they knew they'd be stuck in the torture loop forever. Bobs own psyche fought against him until he stood up to Void spurred on by the only words of encouragement he's probably ever gotten from anyone
For everyone else that got voided...yeesh. even other heroes like Spidey that was probably the last thing he needed. Regular people might not have the strength of will, a support network, or their memory was just too devastating to break away from.

>>212564900
The movie is about Sentry.
>>MENTAL ILLNESS! TRAUMA!
>t. retard

>>212565379
Also worth pointing out that the main characters are all awful pieces of shit who have been reliving their worst moments without needing marvel superman's help.

>>212565379
addendum, hit post too quickly
I can see people's time being voided alone leading to some small time supervillains manifesting. At the very least therapy is going to a big push both in story and thematically, and hopefully the themes of >>212560298 aren't overshadowed by progressive feminist bullshit. This can be done by using fact that a whole city legitimately needs therapy because of a specific shared occurrence (being Voided), while also introducing a shyster or two in the mix to show not all therapy is necrssarily good therapy. That way it doesn't detract from, for example, the way Yelena and her dad resolved the bulk of their issue simply by talking TO EACH OTHER rather than needing to seek outside intervention. Walker has every reason to try and patch things up with his wife
I'm rambling now. Thoughts?

>>212565254
Oh I totally recommend you do. But for me, the soundtrack cd has gotten infinitely more mileage than the dvd ever did. I barely remember the third act

>>212559860 (OP)
the most unrealistic scene in the flick. she wouldn't even notice, let alone care about, some schizo loser

>>212560058
This. Pugh is a mini fridge.

The flick was just another rehash of the MCU formula .Flo and Geraldine were cute. That's it.

>>212565379
>peter parker gets voided
>he breaks the matrix because spiderman's suffering is infinite and you're going to have a hard time making him feel worse about anything then he already does at any given moment.

>>212565626
Couldn't you say that coming together to help Bob helped them all, well...come together? 'be the team' they roles their eyes at the whole movie?
Are you talking in a repressed trauma kind of way? Like being voided might reveal something hidden to someone they weren't consciously aware of, unlike the heroes
>who have been reliving their worst moments without needing marvel superman's help?

>>212565777
Yes, but she was a cute mini fridge in this movie.

peak millennial faggotry

>>212565815
>post-post credit stinger
>spidey dodging traumas left and right >smashing through torment rooms with the quickness
>last one smashes into an empty void
>Third Eye Strange floating in lotus pose
>"about time you arrived Parker"
>

I'll admit I forgot what Strange's last leadup was or what he's doing in the overarching story

>>212559880
What is the fascination of this piggy?

>>212565516
I don't care about your gay icons, fagbones

>>212565748
she saw herself in him the moment he first touched her hand and saw her redroom memories through her eyes. She showed him compassion when no one else did. Why? She wasn't doing a 'BlackWidow tricks Loki into giving himself away' spy angle here, she honestly tells him she's not trustworthy when he asks

>>212560298
The thing is that shit like deppresion has to be fought alone, only then supportl would be helpful. Fags like this movie because they like to think having friends will stop their mental instability, well no motherfucker, you will end up offing yourself if you can't look for medical help.

>>212566131
>complain about idiots thinking friends cure depression
>thinks shrinks can fix it
Irony.

>>212566096
>i'm no longer alone because you saw like 5 seconds of a single moment in my life and gave me a hug
oh wait, Bob doesn't even remember what happened at the end so what's the fucking point?
i don't really fault the writers here because we ARE all alone so it's not possible to resolve that conflict

>>212564673
Yeah but if he survives then you gotta be married to a russian

>>212566378
>Bob doesn't even remember what happened at the end so what's the fucking point?
Are you just stupid or something?

>>212565984
Cleo, Strange's future ex wife, shows up and says she needs his help to stop an incursion, then the third eye opens.

>>212566378
ok fair point. but I still think Yelenas opening inner monologue sets the stage that shes ready for something new. As seeking out her dad, and calling Boss lady for a transfer. The belly of the whale moment is when they all get roflstomped by Sentry and she tells everyone to accept their losers then walks away exasperated. This lashing out is clearly the lie she believes, contrasting to what I mentioned as evidence of her willingness to move onto something new and better, or at least different.
A hug is a universal symbol. It may seem corny, but what Bobs conflict shows us is that symbol holds power, especially when you really fucking need it
>>212566670
not me btw
>>212566096 (me)

>>212559860 (OP)
10/10 movie tbqhf

>>212566758
god Raimi really dropped the ball on that one I don't remember shit about that movie besides superfluous cameos and Wanda dismantling said cameos

>>212566925
I just remember the horror scene when Wanda attack the house and the tunnel scene, lol
Oh and of course when she kill all the sups and Xavier + Zombie Strange.
I don't remember a single thing about the plot.

>>212566131
They're not depressed because they're chemically imbalanced, but because for the most part they're miserable lonely pieces of shit who are afraid they're beyond redemption.
They finally have a personal cause beyond themselves that pulls them together, and along the way they save some people, and their friend, and themselves, and by further actions of cruella deville trying to save her own skin establishes them as the new avengers.

>>212564903
I'd watch this.

>>212564189
Pugh looks like THAT?!

>>212566925
>Raimi really dropped the ball on that one
He was in it for the paycheck more than anything I think.
The problem with almost all of the marvel movies is that the director directs about 15% of the movie, and the rest is just VFX and second unit.
Strange coming back as a zombie with the million ghost hand cape was a pretty fun rami-esque sequence.
The movie definitely needed more of that, and don't call your movie a fucking multiverse when its just basically 2 universes.

>>212564903
>450 marvel movies and tv series
>no one has thought to make a savage land movie

I don't know why anons thirsting over Pugh pisses me off, but it does. I live in Northern NY where there are thousands of slightly chubby, short country white girls with names like Renee or Megan. They look exactly like Pugh but they don't have the make-up artist she does.

>>212567660
>thousands of slightly chubby, short country white girls with names like Renee or Megan.

>>212566851
it would have been more impactful if not even an emotional breakdown at your lowest moment was enough to overcome the loneliness, because that is precisely how it is
what if there were absolutely nothing you could ever say, think or feel that would make it go away?

John Goodman's absolute KINO four or so minutes of screentime in that absolute piece of garbage The Gambler

>>212567660
brb moving to new york

>>212563894
pig

>>212560497
I like the part when Aaliyah is walking away from the camera.

This movie is fucking garbage and I fucking hate it. God, I hate any movie that spreads this "mental-health awareness" sort of message. Fuck you, depression isn't real. This is a fucking kids franchise and you want to push them some fucking brain-destroying, life-altering drugs just to enrich some pharmaceutical companies run by bloodsucking psychopaths.

>>212569140
>I hate any movie that spreads this "mental-health awareness" sort of message
That much is obvious based on your mentally stable take

>>212569083
Damn

>>212559860 (OP)
I watched this movie for this scene and it wasn't as intimate as you fags made it seem. In fact id hardly call it a hug, it was more like the team huddling around him like some AA bullshit. Which sucks because i really wanted to dream about getting raped by Pugh.

>>212566925
zombie strange was cool otherwise it was maybe the worst shit they ever shat

>>212559860 (OP)
>10/10 moment in an 8/10 moment
Fixed it for you

>>212569140
>This is a fucking kids franchise and you want to push them some fucking brain-destroying, life-altering drugs just to enrich some pharmaceutical companies run
Holy retard

>>212569423
The Marvels is a real movie, anon

LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE

>>212559860 (OP)
The mother's euthanasia in 28 Years Later. Shit movie.

>>212566030
Sometimes, she is really cute

>>212568556
I'm with you there, and thats why Bob reverting at the end and just kind of being there felt underwhelming
But consider that maybe it DIDNT completely go away. He says he has to make sure he doesn't 'let out the other guy' or whatever in the F4 stinger. They could have been less vague about it but i got the impression Bob will always be suppressing Void and therefore has to figure out to how to be Sentry AND Void without it wrecking everything. Like Banner and Hulk did
regarding how it feels bad that he just forgets, maybe they could have alluded to a merging of Sentry and Void and that allows him to remember what happens, like a step towards self-unification in a psyche sense or whatever
>>212569140
I fear this too. People calling you mentally ill for noticing are blind and wish to tone police you

>>212566414
>Yeah but if he survives
Like that's gonna happen.

>>212570412
I liked the whole first act. The human drama after they return feels contrived and rushed. Like, just seeing you dad cheat once and getting disciplined once leads to pulling a knife on him? He saved your life countless times on the mainland you ungrateful shit. It can't be the first time a man has struck his kid in that medieval town. I know the third act couldn't happen if he didnt decide to leave with his brain damaged mom but jfc let us linger with it before the boy throws his and his mom's lives away risking the journey back

Also was convinced most of runtime because of all the other hints that the infected were evolving (like modern apes are developing tool use etc) like giving birth, pack hunting with subservience to an alpha, bathing, we'd get a payoff. Only the one alpha follows them to the beach and chases them across the land bridge on the return journey. I was expecting a horde to attack the town. And then later an ambush when Spike and Isla return. I was expecting them to see smoke and turns out the infected killed the doctor and led them into a trap. I wasn't angry or disappointed by the actual ending or anything. Intrigued rather