defeating a man with no balls isnt worth bragging over

>gay shit in gay show isn't discussed enough

>>212560746 (OP)
Not so fast I mean who exactly would be susceptible to a groin strike?

>>212560746 (OP)
Neither one of them would defeat Arya
But yes Grey worm was a skinny fat loser

>>212560746 (OP)
>discussed enough
damn near every discussion about the show, and asoiaf for that matter, seized to exist following that final season

so why do they call him grey worm?

>>212560888
Friendly reminder that they unironically included this dumb slapstick joke that was completely out of tone with the rest of the show
>>212561222
>seized
but yeah, the last season sucked. They didn't even tell us what Bran's tax policy was.

>>212560746 (OP)
Why did Westeros even have "trial by combat"
That sounds like some nigger shit a tribal society in Africa or vikings in Norway would have, not a fairly develeped late-medieval civilization.

>>212561401
Ackshually, in the books Reek's wounds never heal because Ramsay forced him to dilate daily so he'd have another hole for his master to fuck.

>>212561407
>late medieval
Westeros is about High Med at best. Quite a few parts are Early Med. The primary mode of seafaring is still galleys ffs.

>>212560746 (OP)

Pff, trial? Jon is Aegon Targaryen, he is the rightful king and the council had no right to judge him or elect Bran as new king or anything like that. He is also Azor Ahai regardless of D&D subversion bullshit.

>>212561227
when you cut your balls off your dick dies and turns grey like optimus prime

>>212561829
>Azor Ahai

>>212560746 (OP)
greyworm more like noworm

Small dick vs no dick
If I was Kit Harington I'd be pissed about that creative decision

They should've formed a TEAM

>Greyworm
>Lily Allen's brother
>the fat bald one

>>212560746 (OP)
Goddamn, was Jon going grey by the end of the series? I knew the ending of GoT caused him to be an alcoholic, but he shouldnt have aged that rapidly.

>>212561675
yet they've had full plate armour for thousands of years.
the truth is gurm is terrible at worldbuilding and scope, or nearly anything that isn't wine, bacon burned black, sopping wet cunts, and fat pink masts

>>212561675
>>late medieval
>Westeros is about High Med at best. Quite a few parts are Early Med. The primary mode of seafaring is still galleys ffs.
Those barbarian practices didn't happen in the Roman Empire

>giving a single shit about a show from 15 years ago with a shitty ending
kill yourself

>>212562036

Melisandre was mistaken. She thought it was Stannis because she didn´t know about Jon at the time but god showed her the truth by resurrecting Jon. Only the chosen one was allowed to come back. Plus, if you rewatch the first encounter between Jon and the night king you´d realize the night king recognized him on the spot.

And then D&D chickened out without the fatso and gave Arya the kill because "muh blue eyes" and "muh subversion" like absolute amateurs that don´t understand how red herrings work.

>>212560746 (OP)
Jon couldn't even beat Karl Tanner without a wench helping

>>212563224
>gave Arya the kill because "muh blue eyes" and "muh subversion"

Wat. Explain.

>>212560794
no u

>>212560746 (OP)
was Kit on a stool or was the nigga also a manlet?

I've been having an influx of game of thrones shorts in my feed lately, and it's making me ich a rewatch, but at the same time I realize the shorts are literally the best 30 seconds of any given episode spanning 70 hours
I'll just keep watching shorts

>>212563842
Knowing how it ends ruins the while thing for a lot of anons.

>>212563224
>but god showed her the truth
>he actually thinks there's real gods in the ASOIAF universe
>he hasn't caught on to all the religious magic users just using spells that anyone can use and ascribing that to their God, with Melisandre being particularly shit at her fire-scrying because she maxed out her shadow magic stats instead
I bet you think the Old Gods are actual Gods as well that work in opposition to the red slave god.

>>212564044
I've always dreamed, and never got the time to do so, with making a supercut of the whole series.
Cutting ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING that's not the night's watch stuff, or basically Jon Snow's whole arc: just keeping those bits and making a mini-series.
One with the Hound could also work.
One day I'll get to it, I honestly think it'll be watchable with some clever editing.

>>212563043
Gurm had his Roman empire in Old Ghis and he even has the Byzantine empire in Essos in New Ghis.

>isn't discussed enough
>we need to talk about
>and I'm here for it

>yes I know your Khal was just murdered and she'd made all of you her blood riders, which means you've sworn to avenge her death as the final mission in your life, but instead you should listen to me, the cockless wonder that you've hated for years, and just let that killer go free without punishment and instead sail across the sea that you hate with an almost supernatural fear to go to an island known for how all the foreigners die from disease spread by butterflies
what the fuck were the Dothraki thinking?

>>212563578

Azor Ahai and the Night king are connected by fate/ destiny/ prophecy/ the game of the gods, call it what you will but that basically means regular mortals are out of their depth in that fight. By right Arya and the rest shouldn´t have been able to do shit even against regular white walkers. They are supernatural beings beyond the scope of a regular mortal warrior or assassin. It´s a fucking joke that she soloed the king.

Meanwhile Jon was:

>Recognized by the king on their first encounter
>Was of Targaryen blood, meaning he supposedly should have had sway over dragons (whom fire can actually kill the Popsicle shits)
>Was resurrected in a supernatural manner (indicating parity with the enemy)

All he lacked was lightbringer for whatever reason but my point is that destiny was more than hinted. Now, destiny can be misinterpreted (like with Stannis) but not rewritten.

Meanwhile Arya had one interaction with Melisandre where she told her she would kill people with blue eyes among many others. Wow. Totally comparable. Fucking hacks.

ASOIAF power scaling is some of the most uristic shit you'll ever see. Prime Bobby clears the verse though

>>212564759
>Nooo you can't beat me I'm buffed by god and anime!
Lmao destiny is for losers destined to be cucks.

>>212564759
Boy that's a lot of headcanon even for a GoT thread. There isn't even any prophecy/destiny stuff going on in the show. Azor Ahai is just a story from the past, with Melly and her cadre thinking it's a promise of what will happen again.

>>212563251
that's a different kind of fighting

>>212560746 (OP)
No one wanted to "discuss" the ending of Game of Thrones.
Bookfags didn't want to discuss it because they were busy committing mass suicide with the realization that the ending was probably somewhat accurate to the books
Show-Onlyfags were busy grappling with the fact that they've wasted days of their life on a shaggy dog story
Bandwagonfags were just happy they participated in le cultural moment and it never meant anything more than that to them
Progressivefags were busy rationalizing that the show was good ackshually to own the chuds without actually discussing any of the merits of the ending as that it impossible to defend
Really the only people who wanted to talk about it in depth were culture war grifters who celebrate any time a property deemed as woke eats shit but they're on to the new thing as soon as the dust settles.
There are a few holdouts on youtube and fan boards that might still seriously discuss the show, but it's all but dead in a cultural sense. At least D&D never got to make their star bores movie

>>212563251
>without a wench helping
Bran really screwed her over.

>>212564759
>lightbringer
>Azor Ahai is a legendary hero prophesied to be reborn and wield a flaming sword called Lightbringer to combat the Great Other and the darkness.
>Lightbringer is not just a sword, but also a symbol of hope and a tool to fight darkness, and its creation involves a sacrifice, often interpreted as metaphorically representing the forging of a hero's resolve.
sounds like dany and drogon
just saying
drogon is dany's flaming sword

>>212560746 (OP)
>"I'm going to tell Daenerys on you!"
>*Greyworm is waiting when Jon arrives*

>>212562365
I think it is ash?

>>212564481
It's fascinating the the culture of the dothraki essentially ceased to exist the moment Dany took over their society (social commentary? I doubt it)
They essentially exist as nameless, faceless battle units with no thoughts as to what they're doing or why. They don't even rape/plunder as is their wont.
Similarly, the unsullied are literally told to "start their own houses" so clearly the writers just forgot that the composition of Dany's forces is complex and might have conflicting desires. Idk they clearly put no effort or thought into any of the last couple of episodes at least

>>212565952
The weirdest thing is that we see the Dothraki get wiped out in that retarded night charge against enemies who won't break under a cavalry charge, on ground that should have too much snow for horses to charge over, with weapons that can't even kill the enemy before Melly teleports in from nowhere to give them all +1 fire damage. But then for no reason they decided that no, we need some Dothraki to survive so we can do absolutely nothing with them except let them charge the guys at King's Landing. It would have been so easy to just let them all die in that charge, or leave like twenty guys left alive who then die at King's Landing and that's another thing that sends Dany over the edge. Instead they're kept around in large numbers with no will of their own for really no good reason.

>>212560746 (OP)
Grey Worm and the dothraki are not westerosi, and have no reason to respect the westerosi tradition of trial by combat.
The fact that they allow Jon to be tried by Tyrion and his cadre of traitors and enemies is already laughable. Half of these people should be at the gallows, not at the Great Council

>>212565952
>Similarly, the unsullied are literally told to "start their own houses"
With what? They have no balls. It's like when Cersei says "dynasty for us". Do D&D flat out not understand what families are?

>>212566595
D&D also thought all the noble houses would keep following Cersei after her kids died because... Um... She's the queen?!?

>>212566915
It's her turn

>>212560773
That fat retard read about Muslims (having Jews) castrating their slaves (house niggers) and Mamluks being "slave" soldiers and simple-mindedly conflated them in his obese lardbrain. What you would really want in a supposedly world famous prized mercenary company is a bunch of 5'2 fat scrawny manlets with bones made of toilet paper that would need a recovery time of a week for a simple drilling session.

Not to mention, if we pretend they're somehow magically world class soldiers, that it's a good idea to tell a bunch of well armed men that number in 1800s standing army levels (even though that's fucking retarded in "medieval" setting; really an early modern but that's what he calls it) that you're going to painfully hack their balls off.

>>212561675
Westeros is Early Modern

>>212569498
Why would you hack soldiers' balls off, anyway? In what way does that make them better soldiers? It's obvious why you'd want to do it with court officials you don't want starting their own houses or with harem guards, but soldiers?

>>212569632
The story was written by a fat retard (and even worse an American at that, so he really has no "osmosis" of the very concept of houses or any of the shit he larps about enjoying). The nigger deigned to write a "realistic" "medieval" fantasy and basically "set" it in what was in the real world practically the Early Modern Era, but then starts harping on about "muh taxes and shieeet" through an entirely modern framework like they were all modern day bean counters mindlessly fucking up their Excel spreadsheets.

The funniest part to me is Grey Worm just accepting that Jon will go live on the wall the rest of his life while Grey Worm heads off across the sea to die on an island of butterflies. Jon is literally passing into a separate kingdom ruled by his sister. There's nothing stopping him from just going to live with her at Winterfell.

Winds of winter when

>>212572192
also Jon voluntarily chose to live at the wall earlier. He's just going back to his old life and that's supposed to be punishment?

>>212561829
Azor Ahai is divided intro three people, Jon Daenerys and Tyrion. Each of them killed their mother when they were born because that's the price to pay

>>212565915
he surfed on his chopped off dick to go tell dany, gives him +10 movement per turn

>>212560746 (OP)
this show had cultural impact when it aired then everyone collectively agreed it was best to forget about it

>>212561227
he likes to drink Slurm

>>212569498
>What you would really want in a supposedly world famous prized mercenary company is a bunch of 5'2 fat scrawny manlets with bones made of toilet paper
i always wondered this about the orcs in LotR

they fucking suck as soldiers and they're all manlets outside of the Fighting Uruk-hai

>>212569498
>how dey castrate da army?
They castrate them in infancy you stupid nigger. Don’t be dense.

>>212561829
>Jon is Aegon Targaryen, he is the rightful king

Going by show canon, no he is not. The Targaryens were deposed of royal status after Robert's rebellion. And with the fall of House Baratheon, Cersei became the officially recognized monarch of Westeros and House Lannister as the new royal house. And with all her children dead and with she and Jaimie also dead, technically Tyrion was the rightful heir as he's her closest living kinsman.

>>212574527
Are you retarded? The Lannisters don't have a claim to the throne, if anything some Baratheon cousin would inherit the throne.

>>212574527
That's not how that works kek. Lannnisters were never in the line of succession and certainly not women. And certainly not Cersei who is a degenerate heretic, killed the faithful, and blew up the sept. It would have gone to Gendry if anything. The show kinda forgot that Cersei was a retard who had a prophecy to die by the valonqar. And it forgot that there's people behind the scenes who wanted to take out Cersei and install their preferred rulers.

>>212561407
>trial by combat
this was actually based on history. The idea is that the trial would be put before God and that he would pass judgement by favoring the winning party.
https://www.historyextra.com/period/medieval/medieval-trial-by-combat-real-history-behind-last-duel/

>>212574781
anons can't understand the concept of people actually believing in Gods for real and believing they can have real affects on events

>>212561227
Because every morning they draw a color or adjective and an animal/insect from two bowels for their name for that day, part of their dehumanizing training. Grey Worm was Grey Worm the day that Dany freed him, and to him that meant it was the luckiest name there was.

>>212561829
azor ahai if its anyone is daenerys, blatantly so. The only argument can be made for jon being azor ahai is just that he kills his "neesa neesa" that being danny, but it wasn't to stop any great external threat, it was to stop her from ending continental slavery. Everything else about azor ahai is blatantly danny. sacrificing her child/drogo for her magical fire sword(s), born amidst salt and smoke, born in a raging thunderstorm.

>>212569498
>famous prized mercenary company is a bunch of 5'2 fat scrawny manlets with bones made of toilet paper
You're right in general, but funnily enough, skeletal records of historical eunuchs show that they were of greater average height than normal men. Much of this is explained by their being better fed than peasants, but another factor is probably that estrogen is a primary factor in the closing of epiphyseal growth plates, and estrogen in men is largely produced by aromatization, which is the synthesis of testosterone into estrogen. Eunuchs lack testicles, which is responsible for >90% of testosterone production, so their growth plates will fuse later in life, leading to greater height. They will be scrawny weaklings, though.

>>212563696
most actors are manlets.

>>212575039
Incidentally, Klinefelter syndrome is a chromosomal disorder that makes boys quasi-eunuchs and they also tend to be taller than average.

>>212560746 (OP)
Greyworm doesn't have the balls to fight Jon.

>The Mighty Grey Worm taken like a woman!

>>212573420
>and that's supposed to be punishment?
full
>bitch, you live like this?
moment from greyworm. Didn't even realize jon liked that shit.

>>212574527
It'd follow baratheon primogeniture, not lannister. Also targaryens would also obviously have a claim to the throne, as they were recently sat upon it and created it.

>>212561675
>>212562497
Slavers Bay is basically antiquity, Braavos and Myr are in like the 16th century with their rapiers, fancy crossbows, advanced glassmaking, and landsknecht infantry.

>>212569975
>>212569632
>>212569498
George's understanding of martial capability and human development in general is so massively fucking warped. Just look at the numerous instances where he acts like 12 year olds have a chance fighting adult soldiers because they're better fed and better trained.

>>212574725
>if anything some Baratheon cousin
>>212575735
>It'd follow baratheon primogeniture
There were no Baratheons left in the show. Stannis was the last one. The show doesn't do extended family stuff.
>>212574767
>That's not how that works kek.
That's exactly how it works. House Baratheon was wiped from existence. The throne was officially vacant as Westeros' previously officially recognized royal family was gone and Cersei was lawfully crowned as it's ruler. Making House Lannister as it's new dynasty.
>It would have gone to Gendry if anything
It wouldn't because Cersei had already been crowned Queen. Some restart of the Baratheons through a bastard that was "legitimized" after her coronation by Danerys, who had no authority to do so as she wasn't the queen of Westeros, doesn't mean shit. The fact that they even had him on their council or whatever when they elected Bran as King after is just all the more pants on head retarded.

So yeah, Cersei was officially recognized as the Queen of Westeros since the Baratheons were extinct, and thus Tyrion would be her heir. But that's how canon.

>>212578301
>Stannis was the last one
gendry.

>>212578542
Before Cersei's coronation. Gendry was "legitimized" after Cersei was anointed as queen and House Lannister becoming the new dynasty. Gendry being recognized as a Baratheon after the fact does not restore House Baratheon as the royal family. Especially when his legitimization came from someone who also was not from a royal family.

>>212578752
No one recognized Cersei as legitimate. That's like saying the Targaryens weren't rightful rulers because some bastard baby and his whore mother ruled King's Landing for year or so during the Dance.

>>212578822
>No one recognized Cersei as legitimate.
Did you not watch the scene where she was crowned as queen of Westeros? That means she was recognized as it's ruler.

>>212566497
The apparent mass-death of the Dothr*ki during The Short Night was the only good thing about that episode and then next week we get "oh there they are."
>captcha HORD4

>>212578894
The baby was crowned king of Westeros too, but no one outside the keep gave a shit.

>>212560746 (OP)
They both have a punchable face.