Thread 212566090

Why didn't Preston cuck Phil in this scene?

That's a good question actually

I fucked my friend's Dad's girlfriend that looked just like April when I was 16 after both getting drunk when we were camping and some other out of town assholes at the same campground told his Dad and he tried to kill me and I had to hide in the woods and around another campsite where a lady there had a phone until my Dad showed up and found out what happened and beat the absolute shit out of my friend's Dad after he tried acting tough with him and then my Dad took me home and didn't even tell my mom or ground me. Welcome to Jackass?

My dad fucked my brothers gf.

>>212567193
>>212567236
Based dads.

>>212566090 (OP)
I'm surprised he was going along with it and wasn't expecting them to fuck with him

>>212567337
Not really. My brothers gf became addicted to drugs 2 years later and my dad had his foot amputated due to diabetes and now my sister has to take care of him while brother makes triple figures.
Good for him.

>>212567410
Alright, then one based dad. >>212567193

>>212567410
Sounds like she was already a fuckup and your father shouldn't be blamed for her bullshit and your father made some poor choices but who doesn't? Tell your faggot cuck brother to send some cash to have a home health aid for your father so your sister doesn't have to do it because your father made him the man he is. Grow some balls and step up bitch.

I'm Bam Margera and this is spanking my mom's ass

>>212566090 (OP)
that's not what cucking is, that's a prank

>>212568564
This is pretty normal, i learned it from my dad who does it to his mother, i kinda took it to the next level by doing it to my sister too.

>>212566090 (OP)
>don't be afraid to get a little FRISKY

>>212568739
Based sister spanker

>>212568739
does your sister like when you spank her tight firm butt?

>>212568655
/thread
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>>212570931
Sometimes. She used to be my brother so after everything she's basically just free to use. Sometimes the pain is too much so she begs but I never stop.

>>212570931
Ive doing it for so long it doesnt even register with them anymore, its just life.

>>212571121
You aren't real. You are sick.

>>212571211
Calm down, i have a loving family, if yours is as cold as you its not my fault.

>>212571284
You aren't real. You aren't me. You lie and you are sick.

Why do they come to me to die?

>>212571330
What a sad little man, maybe if you were spanking some butts you wouldnt be in this situation.

>>212567193
Please learn how to use a period.

>>212571485
You aren't me. You are a sad liar and inspect element exists.

>>212567236
>>212567410
Your brother knows this and didn’t push your father out a window?

>>212571485
Nigger did you just accidentally screenshot yourself calling your own post based?

>>212571675
Ive won friend, let it go earthrocker.

>>212570931
> her tight firm butt?
Given the nature of the story, this probably happened in the south which means anon’s sister is likely massively obese.

>>212571733
LEL yeah he did

>>212571733
Not how it works newfriend.

>>212567410
your brother makes $100-$999 a year?

>>212571801
2007 first day of /tv/ poster here, you are a pathetic doubleposting fag at the very least and I guarantee you are a post 2018 newfaggot yourself.

>>212571852
I think that was the implication, given the context of how the rest of his family is doing so poorly.

>>212571882
You dont have to be an oldgaf to be a Earth Rocker. MARGERA, Bam.

>>212571993
Nice try homo. You don't even know Latverian Stromboli. You will NEVER be an Earthrocker.

>>212571733
No he was showing his replies to his post which would have (you)s

>>212572213
ur mum has a lot of (you)s and most of them are black