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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:08:07 AM No.212566271
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Why'd they introduce the subplot that lil bro wants to fuck his sister and then never expand on that?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:09:11 AM No.212566305
I think this was the only movie ever where I found Anya Taylor-Joy attractive.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:12:01 AM No.212566373
It wasn't a subplot, it was hinting to the viewer that evil/sin had already infiltrated the family so the father's efforts were useless. The son already had sinful desires and they double down on the daughter being evil by showing her reaction
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:14:01 AM No.212566437
>>212566271 (OP)
It wasn't really a subplot, just establishing he's a sinner whose lusting will be his downfall.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:14:39 AM No.212566458
In time, in their isolation, they would have ended up fucking
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:16:52 AM No.212566532
If they'd stayed in Puritantown he probably would have at least been crushing on someone who wasn't an immediate blood relative.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:23:17 AM No.212566738
>>212566305
She had a bit more meat on her.
Then she slimmed down a ton and bucc’ed her face, now she looks like an alien
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:33:57 AM No.212567101
>>212566738
Or, you know, it's because she was 17 in this movie.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:36:35 AM No.212567192
>>212566271 (OP)
The kids didn’t do anything sinful besides being little assholes
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:39:53 AM No.212567322
>>212567192
gluttony, envy, sloth take your pick.

Anya is suppose to represent sloth if memory serves.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:44:02 AM No.212567476
>>212566738
>be a 10/10 hollywood girl worshipped by men far and wide
>take the bogpill / buccpill for no fucking discernible reason whatsoever
Many such cases.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:47:52 AM No.212567621
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>>212566271 (OP)
>older sister is played by prime anya
you gotta address it or it's not realistic
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:48:01 AM No.212567626
>>212566271 (OP)
>Pride
>Envy
>Sloth
>Lust
>
>
What was the baby's sin?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:48:58 AM No.212567666
>>212567626
Wrath
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:49:02 AM No.212567672
>>212567626
Holocaust denial
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:49:29 AM No.212567687
>>212566305
she's cute in Split too
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:50:02 AM No.212567710
>>212567626
that's the only thing i can't speculate on at all.
Pretty much everyone in this movie gives some example of sin worthy behavior.

however what the fuck could the babies sin be.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:52:07 AM No.212567799
>>212567626
He estimated only 5,999,999 nictims.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:53:14 AM No.212567840
>>212567626
Selling weed and sneaking into a strip club.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:56:00 AM No.212567946
>>212567626
microaggressions
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:56:01 AM No.212567947
>>212567626
>>212567710
not baptized?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:01:34 AM No.212568190
>>212567947
the primary argument is that the baby is original sin.

In the case of "seven deadly sins"
probably gluttony desu, it's a baby and all it does is eat, during an absurd famine time for the family.
Yeah we know that's fucking stupid, but Biblically this goes into original sin. Even a baby can commit sin.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:01:57 AM No.212568209
>>212566271 (OP)
All three of those guys want to fuck her. And probably the mom too
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:19:00 AM No.212568905
>>212568190
How come all those settler retards there in the americas always died of starvation and shit. Roanoake and all that. Nigger just go fish ffs. The ocean and rivers are a never ending source of food.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:20:32 AM No.212568974
>>212567621
jfc
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:26:09 AM No.212569203
>>212566271 (OP)
>Why'd they introduce the subplot that lil bro wants to fuck his sister and then never expand on that?

Because thats literally biology?
All bros wanna fuck their sisters but never follow up on it (except the sick sickos like OP)
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:41:58 AM No.212569846
>>212566305
>Why did the child stop being attractive once she became an adult?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:46:17 AM No.212570011
>>212569846
it's not about being an adult, she fucked up her face with plastic surgery
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:49:10 AM No.212570108
>>212570011
Many such cases desu
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:49:39 AM No.212570122
>>212566271 (OP)
nekkid boy was sexy hot
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:50:32 AM No.212570152
>>212566305
She was a qt in Split.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:56:26 AM No.212570373
>>212567101
Or, you know, it's the other stuff and you're a retard.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:59:36 AM No.212570483
>>212567626
Racism
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:08:26 AM No.212570792
>>212569846
Yeah she was only 19 wtf!!?!?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:30:20 AM No.212571535
>>212566271 (OP)
The family was tripping balls because their crops failed and got infested by Ergot (a mold that can cause hallucinations), common at the time.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:38:32 AM No.212571797
>>212570792
If she was 19 when it came out she was probably 15 when it was filmed
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:47:04 AM No.212572079
>>212571797
Yeah you can’t tell if someone will grow up to be attractive until the minute they turn 18. I thought I was going to be a hunk but I turned into a mutant freak right at 18 and not a minute sooner.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:56:42 AM No.212572407
>>212566271 (OP)
They had to show how the other characters were being sinful to compare that to Anya’s character who was accused of sin despite doing no wrong
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:35:30 AM No.212573699
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>>212570483
he did a heckin racism?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:40:14 AM No.212573845
the movie isnt about them being sinners its about the ambiguities in the logic structure of puritanism. He didnt want to fuck his sister. He was curious about girls and its the most simplistic hint at reaching adolescence. The whole thing is a satanist wet dream with God nowhere to be seen (even the scripture quoted is used to cement the theme of ambiguity and fruitlessness) and the character failures exploiting their shortcomings which were pretty fucking benign outside of the obligatory escalation.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:43:38 AM No.212573934
>>212567621
do they even have art hoes like this anymore?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:48:20 AM No.212574073
>>212567672
Kek
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:50:00 AM No.212574122
>>212570152
>Split
Splice?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:37:43 AM No.212575731
>>212568905
people use to gatekeep skills like fishing, it use to be something only a small minority of people knew how to do.

>>212572079
zoomers actually believe this
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:46:18 AM No.212576012
>>212575731
fishing then and fishing now are vastly different. Back then they would set bank lines, nets and let the fish just funnel in. You obviously can't do that nowadays.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:56:40 AM No.212576362
>>212567672
i laughed audibly