Thread 212571001

Is this an accurate representation of life as a chef

Nahh the girls irl are cuter

Not even close.

yep
did two tours at wendys
the lunch hour rush is no joke
ooh rah

>>212571001 (OP)
i want to buttrape him

civilians will never understand... you cant if you weren't out there in the trenches

>chef, i'm afraid they-
>they... asked for the pickles on the side

Accurate representation of an elitist "head chef" with his head up his own ass trying to turn a well established sandwich shop into upscale fine dining, yes. Any other restaurant no.

>>212571052
I'm doubtful of this. My sister works at a kitchen and it sounds most of them are fucked up.

Needs way more tattoos if he's a Cali chef hired by celebrity adjacent

>>212571001 (OP)
Hell no. This is the romanticized version.

>>212571001 (OP)
>nods

>>212571001 (OP)
is everyone that works there an illegal immigrant or some combination of a retard, drunk or drug addict?

>>212571001 (OP)
>The customer ordered WHAT?
>TOAST, NO POTATOES, TOMATOES INSTEAD?
>AAAGH I'M GOING INSANE

>>212571572
heard, chef
*rubs chest to signal calming down in your path*

>>212571784

Yes. Just like in real kitchens.

Civvies wouldnt understand. Not even FOH

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NO YOU CAN'T TAKE THE MUSHROOMS OUT OF THE DISH!

Mcdonalds. 0600 hours. assistant manager was MIA so the mission was already FUBAR. what were we supposed to do? breakfast rush changes you, man. we clocked on that morning as boys but came out of our shifts as men. some of us didn't make it. Clark burnt his pinky on the griddle and went AWOL. all i can remember is the screaming...

Semper fry to all the warriors in this thread

>>212571572
>continues nodding

>>212571001 (OP)
> no hardcore drugs
> no employees fucking
> everybody doesn't hate each other/treat it stricly as a job and nothing else
> no beat up hands
> no trips to the bar to get shitfaced after a grueling day/night

Nope.

>>212573592
>When you've got two completely manageable tasks to complete today

>>212571001 (OP)
>show called The Bear
>it's about a twink
Why would they do this? Sheesh, big hairy muscle guy in a kitchen could be funny

When were you all in the service? 2016 to 2021 for me. (Yea, I served during COVID)

>the bear is actually sydney
what a twist!

Why didn't he just hire White people?

>>212571110
Why are there so many fags on /tv/ now?

>>212574301
I would've joined the service, but they wouldn't take me because of my skin color and I pronounced it gwack a mohl. I swear if they had let me join, I would've punched out the head chef if he got in my face.

>>212575864
>now
Get a load of this faggot

>>212571001 (OP)
Shit like this makes kitchens suck more to work in.

>>212574301
I was part of the Surge back in '18 after Popeyes introduced their chicken sandwich. Those were dark days. I try not to think about it, but every time I hear the bubbling of a fryer I get brought straight back there.

>>212571187
The waitresses are hot

Why don’t cooks/chefs wear gloves?

>>212571821
no toast sorry, that toaster is for sandwiches only

>>212574301
was working the mess hall in New Mombasa when the flood hit. buddy of mine got hit with a triple order of Groob burgers right in front of me. on a cold winter night, when i close my eyes to go to sleep, i can still see that helpless, doe-eyed look on his damn face

>>212571829
*rubs counter clockwise to mirror bizarre primitive displah*
>>212573592
>*nods*
>>212574198
>*pump-fakes a cigarette three times, starts chewing three pieces of nicorette instead*

>>212571001 (OP)
Waiting is a lot more accurate

>>212571152
11 Madison and park did it and it wasn't like this at all
Christ, look what Thomas keller did with an old laundry building

Worst most traumatising jobs I've had have been in kitchens. Ive had happier times and more respect cleaning toilets.

>>212571784
Drugs and drinking aren't as across the board as you think. People will come in high, sometimes on coke, but not many of them
The illegals when theyre being lazy out perform most Americans. Americans seem to not give a shit, the illegals need the job, and some places pay illegals less cuz they can and its under the table. Some places cant hire illegal cuz they got busted by someone using the cheap ssn that got traced and got him deported and the government keeping a close eye on them for over a decade.
And retards... theyre too slow to last long in the kitchen. I've seen many many servers who couldnt figure out shapes and failed miserably at them, not that that ever held them back...

No, you would get knifed on day 2 if you tried to play games like those
Ramsey has been a mistake, he works in mock shows and the few times he filmed in real life kitchens he got death threats

>>212574123
Also this

>>212577753
thank you for your service

>>212571052
They are all druggies

>>212577824
I just hate the undeserved fucking pretentiousness.

>>212577889
Everyone i work with knows we work at the cock sucking factory and our shit gets pounded in a lot. No pretension. Just rolling a boulder up a hill everyday.
Even at fine dining, it wasnt there. The chef spot cleaned the kitchen with the rest of us every Friday night.
Some are, sure, but its the minority. And the job kinda sucks anyway. You bust your ass all day while watching the servers play the if you were a tree, what tree would you be game and dick around on their phone while making comparable money
Youre God damn right im jealous and want to taste of that fruit!
>oh, but anon, you'll inevitably be condescending and insult a colustomer to their face

>>212578078
>>212577824
kek i don't know if you're doing a bit but you do actually sound like an annoying pretentious kitchen wagie up his own ass

>>212571001 (OP)
HANDS

>>212577847
he said he worked in the kitchen not service haha

Am I the only one who found her off putting for some reason?

Im able to cook at home

>>212578589
The writers were desperately trying to kill the undeniable romantic tension between Carmy and Ayo so they introduced a random white bitch who everyone hates.

>>212578589
she's legit ugly
it's weird casting since they make other characters talk about how pretty she is all the time

>>212577824
>>212578078
What a fucking faggot.

>>212571134
>>212572425
>>212572834
>>212572864
>>212574301
I GOT INTO A LITTLE JAM. JUDGE SAID YOU CAN DO TIME OR JOIN THE SERVICE. I HAD A BROTHER DOWN AT QUIZZNO'S FIGHTING OFF THEM GUESTS. THEYRE STILL THERE, HE'S ALL GONE. HE HAD A WOMAN HE IN SAIGON, I GOT A PICTURE OF HIM IN HER ARMS

SEMPER FRY STAFF SERGEANT DAVID EDGERTON UNITED STATES BURGER CORPS, 68'-72'

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>>212573592
>when the 20 word discussion assignment is due in 2 weeks

>>212578589
she is atleast 2 tiers uglier than him. he is at the level of sydney sweeney aka 9/10 so watching him date some rando 7/10 is jarring.

>>212580457
>he is at the level of sydney sweeney aka 9/10
Fucking zoomers bet you think Chalamet is handsome as well.

>>212574123
> no hardcore drugs
> no employees fucking
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Just do your job you fucking losers. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you? Just fucking work and quit being shit. Try.