Grodner is remaking BB19 with Rachel with another shitty production pet twist.

HoH: TBD
Veto: TBD
Noms: TBD

previously on /bb/: >>212572366

Rachel running this house!

>can't spell lava without lava
>puzzle of this magmatude
kek

Mastermind is Tucker

at least update the hoh part

>>212575844 (OP)
no one's rushing to beat you, you can wait for page 7

>another Franzel pic
>no HOH
OP you're doing a terrible job, get your shit together before sunday ok?

rewatching west coast ep. there is something off about morgan. she is the accomplice

>wasn't Hayden actually a lot smarter and more dominant than the edit portrayed?
he was but enzo's coaching helped him

>>212575918
She's just a gamer girl

*passes you the controller*

>>212575918
It's Amy, she was shown lurking by the portrait and reached into her pocket right before the lights went out

Greatest Female Big Brother Player Of All Time

>>212575918
To me she looked sad or pissed in some of her DRs which yeah would line up with being told to do that stupid grodner bullshit

JULIE!!!!!!!!!

>>212575918
Its Keanu, he discovered the secret room. Julie said the accomplice did just that.

LOOK AT MEME

>>212575954
worst incel /bb/ poster of all time

>can someone get me my shoe

>ftl on life support
>bb about to enter a renaissance
all is right in the world

SHOWFAGS OUT THE DOOR

how would this season change is kirsten was the 16th houseguest instead of rachel

>>212576014

>>212576061
What a crime when they evicted her first...
Those were some prime choco milkers

>>212576007
Absolutely WILD that Julie is 60 years old. She looks 40!

>>212576040
It's live right now fren

>>212575999
You guys don't deserve me. You don't even deserve a good season.

>*Rachel walks down the stairs*

>>212575951
her family seemed too into it for them to let her go this early

>>212576112
thin nicole is sovless

>>212576102
how are there two Julies?

>>212576007
>hiding his boner

>>212576112
you're right, we don't deserve you
please leave forever

>>212576149
chenbot

>>212576149
bruh she's a robot, there's probably dozens of Julies available

>>212576061
they would be milking her

>>212575891
Tucker is in NYC and was on the live feed of their karaoke last night.

unless he flies out there for the reveal or something dumb. i would think they'd tell him to lay low so fans don't realize it wasn't really him all along

>>212576102

This anon knows too much >>212576149

Delete that picture

>>212576061
without fail, they always vote out the girl with the best body or the cutest girl, so she'd be out first again

>>212576061
I would be substantially more erect

>>212576112
a lil bit of love for former HGs is fine but we mostly discuss the currently airing season

Is kelly /ourgirl/?

>>212576220
AWOOGA

>>212576170
I'll take one of them haha

>>212576167
No.

>>212576246
Could be
Not real way of telling until the feeds go live

>>212576261
I totally forgot he existed kek

>>212576246
waiting for feed first

>>212576061
She definitely would've vibed with this cast a lot more

another way too early bake

>>212576296
reds about to nut

>>212576278
ugly little rat

>>212576326
He just like me fr

>>212576061
yeah this but BB2 Kent

>>212576296
anyone remember when she was isolated from the house and luke went and gave her a pep talk kek

>>212576351
Is he still alive?

>>212576370
him and Cassandra from S1 are the only dead BB contestants (I think). Amber from BB8's daughter also passed.

I was surprised by Kelley. I thought she'd be annoying but it turned out she was immediately annoyed by Amy and being around so many people

kek the flip basedjaked so hard when she said zach won 10k

>>212576365
we deserved a wmbf revenge tour run, will never forgive grod

I would be able to beat a dead houseguest at most of the comps

>>212576296
>>212576326
kek never noticed red in the background

shelbys_hat you are holding up two drafts please pick

>you have a 1 in 4 chan ce of winning
hehe

>>212576464
She cute
Seemed a little boring but idk

feeds countdown placeholders are up on paramount

its got a funky version of the theme song

>no one want to play hoh
kek

>>212576464
Kinda looks like a cuter version of big mak on this picture

>>212576563
seems so strange. maybe because most of them haven't seen a lot of the show besides newer seasons?

HOH first week gets people wanting to kiss your ass and talk to you all the time

>>212576580
Guaranteed safety when they mostly vote out who they dislike the most and rubs the wrong feathers

>>212576563
why it look like titties on the right

>>212576577

>>212576577
No anon.

The GOAT

>>212576608

>>212576580
My only guess is that they knew there was a twist so opted out of hoh. Cody got fucked over bigly because he had to play against paul's friendship bracelets.

LSU girl is the hottest piece of ass this show has seen since bbott and deserves every screencap this board will make of her this year

>>212576580
first HOH is basically a free ticket to scout the best players and create a dominant power alliance
gather up the social queens and the comp beasts, come to a consensus who to put up, stick to your word and you'll be set for week 2 and beyond

>>212576633
Probably referring to this. His coombrain condition must be on it's late stages
Mine too

>>212576632
Truly the Caitlin Clark of Women's Basketball

>>212576519
she seems to know the show pretty well but gives off furniture vibes

accomplice leaked

>>212576737
finally a good comp

>taking the white man approach

Vinnie made ava wet

>>212576838

morgamer staying back to high five with all 4 hoh competitors. this is going to rub someone the wrong way

Kaboom!

Realistically, how do you guys think Rachel will fit in with the house dynamics?

i wonder what they're doing in there

>>212576945
i think she'll leave, dont think she wants to stay in the house all season

>>212576945
Jimmy will be Ragan 2.0

>>212576945
Not good, her social game isn't strong. BB12 she just cuddled with Brendan all day, and BB13 Jeff was doing most of the social work to protect the veterans alliance

Paul and Cirie have magnetic personalities, Rachel is more toxic and can't stop herself from starting drama and fighting with others, especially other women

>>212576945
She'll try and form a mom squad with Amy, and take the younger girls under her wing. I can't tell how she'll vibe with the guys.

Oh ffs

>>212576945
based on her weight she might try and eat one of the other hgs

when lauren is just walking around doing her thing and not talking into the camera she cute as hell

Rachel in the house !!!!!

>>212576672
>>212576580
given 25 and 26 had such incredibly shitshows for 1st hohs I'm not that surprised they're gunshy if they were common study seasons

>>212576665
>LSU girl
who?

>>212576945
unless she magically improved her personality in the past decade she'll inevitably piss to half to 3/4 of the house within a month, question is if she can get some brendon tier protection by cultifying a couple hgs

>>212576701
jesus christ

>>212576945
I just hope she goes hard for the short time that she's here.

>>212576983
yeah it was part of Cirie's misery that she was locked into that kind of spot where you know you have almost zero chance to win, but you will also have to be in the jury house. Rachel has young kids, I would expect her to bounce if the game isn't going well, maybe fall on the sword for one of her allies

>>212577248

>>212577284
omg hes so cute i cant

>>212576701
>>212576753

>who is the accomplice
>past hg who played a great social game what could go wrong

>>212576701
you're supposed to crop the arm out so it looks like a low cut pink dress

>>212576701

>>212575844 (OP)
Is the black girl really bout to get BLEACHED by the meth head cowboy? Kino

Rachel gotta go

>>212577466
People are gonna seethe for going contra screen narrative

Who are the most likely showmances judging from the first episode?

I think
>Lauren and Zach
>Morgan and Keanu
>Zae and Jimmy
>Mickey and Rylie

>>212577466
she's 35, he lives with his parents iirc. it'd be mccrae v2

>>212577580
you just know the one going "I'm a strong feminist and I don't need no man" is coupled up with one of the bros by now

>>212577601
she said she was open to a showmance because she was "very single".

>>212577580
lauren doesnt seem like the type to be into goofy hapas

>>212577642
She also said that the dating pool is shrinking and she's ok being single

>>212577647
she said she was into gentle giants so it's either him or Keanu and I figured Keanu is too much of a nerd for her

>>212577647
she might use him as a useful simp rather than a true romance

>>212577601
I wouldn't be surprised if the producers pushed her to say the feminist line to make her intro package stand out a little more. I don't remember anything else from it.

>>212577672
missed that

>>212577678
i could be onboard with this

>>212577580
There's no way in hell Mickey and Riley end up being a thing. They forced Mickey to say that at gunpoint.

>>212577723
Mickey's from Atlanta, it wouldn't surprise me if she has a thing for white cowboy types

>>212577723
Nah her asking him to wear the cowboy hat before that DR shows she was into him, atleast on first impression

Anyway i'm bored, see ya. Big Brother is too cooked to care.

remember when big meech got moggled by her hotter younger sister?

we need more renee type stuff in /bb/

The cast seems solid so far but streams are required to make an actual assessment.
>rachel
Why though :/

>markyposting is back
/bb/ isn't totally dead

is rachel as polarizing as julie sold her as being?

>>212576061
Deserved so much more of her. Makes no sense to not cancel eviction with Luke removed.

>>212578012
it sort of seems dead

>>212578012
this has a whole different meaning on /ftl/

Aryeh can't stop winning

>>212578054
there's no feeds bro

>>212578054
There's no feeds, what are we supposed to talk about?

>>212576753
Actually or no? Where's the leak?

>>212578087
>>212578095
wn2b making content

>>212578131
you need to be more content

>>212578095
>>212578087
the fact we've had continuous threads for several days is crazy given this, we have no info beyond the preseason teasers and this episode
nothing wrong with it being slow or dying until sunday night

>>212577953
cause she’s based

>>212577193
Lauren is from Louisiana

>>212577193
the hot one

>>212577723
Nah black girls from ATL are into white guys, especially tall ones like Rylie.

He's tall enough to make up for his lackluster face compared to Zac and Zae.

>>212578054
if anything it seems more active than the last few years. it always slows down around this time

>>212578047
i feel like boomers and the facebook types fucking hate her but others have warmed up to her over time.

>>212576665
>hottest piece of ass
shes not a piece of meat, anon

i hope we get some good AI stuff this season

>>212578047
Kinda? I'd be shocked if she was still the same person. It's been 14 years since she last played BB.

>>212578220
she's kind of boring. hot yes but boring

how are we feeling about Will?

>>212578229
It was one of the stronger premiere episodes and this is probably the best house since 22, maybe better depending on what the HN, HoH and backyard look like.

>>212578264
He can't be worse than Kenny. I suspect he'll perform about the same as Big T, kind of floating around until he gets some power around the end of pre-jury or early jury.

>>212578264
Probably ngmi
Unless we're dealing with a hog type situation but I wouldn't get my hopes up
Seems like a chill dude, but I don't think he's going to go a long way

>>212578313
exact same assessmen best case scenario t i had sadly.

this cast is full of night owls so the lack of flashback is going to fuck me over this year

>>212578251
She was on the traitors a few years ago and spent the entire time fighting with this Kate chick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nimRU_IBm4

(to be fair Kate seemed way more of a cunt than Rachel but it still takes two to tango)

would he win big brother too?

>Zach already has 10k, put him up as an easy target
>Zach loses the Arena
>he becomes the second Filipino chad in a row to get evicted first
Vince has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

>>212578349
Deal with it wagecuck
You're sentenced to taran's livefeed updates hell

>>212578353
not even a doubt

>>212578264
I would have preferred the schizo 50+ year old woman archetype but he seems fun.

>>212578285
i would say since the bb19 money house. 22 only the hoh room and comic room were solid

>>212578385
Mama Dud aint nobody you can just recast

>>212578243

>>212578047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXTEjqhAzVY

>>212578325
>Seems like a chill dude
far from it

>>212578411
kek based

>>212578257
wow
I will have to reconsider my relationship with my eye candy for the next couple months. perhaps I will not propose until she gets into literature and joins a band

>>212578353
His mom posts here apparently. Well probably on jokers or survivorsucks, but he said she loves talking about Survivor and Big Brother online.

>>212578419
is he not?

>>212578469
He seems like one of those intense guys who mellowed with age but the intensity still comes out sometimes so they come off as chill but they're not

>>212578439
need someone as dumb as her to drop her panties right under a cam again

>>212578351
To be fair Traitors is a way different game. Rachel hasn't been in BB without Brendan/Jeff and she wasn't quite a cult leader like Cirie was in 25.

>>212578388
I don't even think about how nice bb19's house was because the season was dogshit.

>>212578540
Good read. I hope he gives us a lot more than Terrence or Kenny but I'm not expecting him to go further than Terrence.

>>212578612
yeah, but it shows she hasn't mellowed with age or wisdom or whatever. She's still the exact same Rachel running around causing problems and drama

>>212578577
she's such tight brat

>>212578753
Some people never grow up

>>212578843

>>212578639
i have a soft spot for the 18 house because of godzilla and it also being the OTT house with just a couple rooms swapped out

>>212578843
YO SIS

bb19 is the bitchtank of big brother, except cody didn't fuck julie after it ended

>>212578577
to do what?
we got one that was even dumber and more frisky, in taylor

This cast seems great and I'm sure i'll be bummed whoever leaves first because it'll be a "what if?" moment

>>212578861
shame she took the bogpill

>>212578906
the second i heard she got bolt ons it was so fucking over

>>212578895
speaking of which

>OH N-

>>212578753
Hate her voice but I hope she's toxic as hell this season. The fights will be fun to watch if the goddamn feeds don't cut away.

tight

>>212578895
theres another one with the camera right above her from the front

>>212579014
taylo an underrated bbfu
>>212579038
i'd post it in the /bant/ thread but it 404'd

>>212579014
i could have sworn she showed she had a big bush once. maybe it was this one

late night with anal

>>212579101

>>212579001
When I see that gif I think of anal eating poop

>>212579101

night /bb/
good to be home

>>212579270
night babes

>>212579270
gn

>>212579293
mastermind son or ainsley daughter

Who does /bb/ think is the accomplice and why?

>>212579374
twins separated a birth. its truly amazing how a different upbringing can make two siblings so different

>>212579374
Darth Maul mixed with one of the 3 Ninjas

>>212579374
where does /ourguy/ fit in to all of this?

>>212579390
I’ve seen people say Lauren because of how quickly she ran to pick up the phone or Keanu cause he discovered the secret bedroom.

>>212579390
the edit hints at it being Amy

>>212579390
Aura Portrait anagrams to "AP ur a Traitor".

>>212579468
it's so funny that we only have to deal with edit forecasting and palm reading for like 2 days, when it's a staple of reality tv

>>212579468
people are saying the same shit about Ava too though. even Morgan too

Julie had the hint up on her back screen or was that for the returnee?

>>212579390
rachel and because she was told by production that the puzzle to get her out of the house would be super easy so she can get a little bit of air time , a nice check and go home to her kids

>>212579554
There's no way Morgan is the accomplice, she's likely a target for the block but not an accomplice.

>>212579581
they ruled her out by calling her the "real 16th houseguest" and they even said that the surprise guest was in it for the long haul. she won't last long anyway and probably knows it

>>212579617
>she's likely a target for the block
??

>>212579617
their argument was that she's a woman who the accomplice is more likely to be, she's not a big show fan and likely recruited, and they featured her a lot even though she didn't really have much to say besides being a gamer

>>212579646
>>212579681
I think she's too obvious of a choice for accomplice. She's an attractive, athletic woman with a personality that puts her out there. I would expect production to find someone who can lay low.

She's getting a bad edit because she's being targeted for the block, not because she's the accomplice. Production wouldn't immediately give their plant a bad edit either, probably.

Has it been a year already? Welcome back /bb/

>>212579790
i don't get how she's getting a bad edit though...most people seem to like her even though she isn't really doing much. i don't really think she's a target for the block either. being featured by production makes sense for the reveal instead of someone like katherine who is quiet and people don't care about at all yet

no way they gonna catch morgan

any pornstars who look like kelley

>>212579374
Now draw them kissing

>>212579991
>wheredtheygo.webm

>>212579993
i know one that kinda looks like morgan but not kelley

i cant wait until shelby_s hat wakes up

Wasn't super sold on the cast at first but tonight changed my mind. I just worry about production shenanigans w/ a vet being added.

I don't see the dudes being super bro-y this year. With Amy being gung-ho about a girls' alliance and Kath being a raging feminist, I can see most of the guys going pre-jury unless Rachel screws that up. She always gets catty w/ girls kek

>wanna game with me anon?

>>212580113
I can set them to autodraft in one league

so annoyed how much we are missing on feeds this first week. i feel like we are gonna struggle to figure out dynamics for a bit

>>212580140
its late enough to where we should probably just wait. next ep isnt until sunday anyways

>>212580145
this is why nothing will ever top the OTT live move in. seeing all the awkward first meeting dynamics in real time was so fun

>>212580126
jeez this hoe got massive hands

>>212580163
sending scott in first was trve grodnarian kino, or whoever ran that season

>>212580145
there were already bits in the premiere where you can tell some connections have already been made and it's frustrating as hell to note have anything more beyond those 3 second sentences

>>212576701
jesus christ this made me laugh way too hard for what it is

>>212580213
yeah, someone needs to shop those big ol tiddies on some houseguest

>>212580163
Which fishtank girls does he simp for?

>>212580245

>>212579898
hey luke

Will Big Brother give us another live feed competition kino this year?

>>212580426
man hisam had some great reaction images, it's a shame he went so early

>>212580459
every year these lazy production shitters speed up the wall, the cup race, everything they can
the pressure cooker was a one-off return to form, and the only one in a long time that took more than an hour

>>212580525
pressure cooker is easy to make, you just need extra people staying up late monitoring the feeds
didn't that jankie world comp go all through the night? I think leah won

>>212580459
im assuming the wall. id love to see slip and slide again live

have they done a house split like in 24 again?

>>212580583
feeds were off during that time

>>212580459
The feeds that night were incredible. Had the Fields family fight where Cirie basically yelled at Jared as her son in front of Felicia but Mama Fe seemingly did not care or was not paying attention.

>>212580639
i miss big mak

>>212580592
no, they know it would be too kino
also people came by with megaphones, and usually the recourse to that is to force them in the house, so instead they had music blaring 24/7 to drown it out

>>212580719
forgot pic

>>212580713
Does she know she's called big mak?

the haven't done slippery slope since bb24

>still no torrents or pirate streaming
nobody watches this shit anymore, do they?

>>212580719
>>212580736
and then michael having no balls to get rid of monte

>>212580800
because it sucks. one person always runs away with it especially once they take an early lead

We're most definitely missing Rachel initiating a game of Big Booty at the kitchen table right about now.

>>212580719
and then the entire house spent a week outside in jankie world and they never got forced back into the house or blared music

>>212580838
nah that old hag fell asleep 2 hours ago. shes like 60 now

>>212580838
i rather not think about what is going on in the house right now. makes me sad

>>212580842
yeah but that cast was more boring and people cared less
the bb24 house split people actually did shit

>>212580842
jesus big mak is long
we should call her long mak except that's not a fast food burger

>>212580904
either that or they got better security

classic
https://x.com/realityb0y/status/1943322678615511528?s=46

>>212580947
nah they've had the same issues, same lot for like 20 years
they have security, but people run over, shout for a few minutes, and bolt

Rylieretards where we at?

they should bring bex back. she can save big brother.

what'd the drone with the blowup doll say? i dont even remember what season that was.

>>212581072
Mickey wants dat white dickey

>>212581083
Pregnant nips out doing cigarette deliveries? I'm in.

>>212581050
hmm, ok. i guess the bb26 cast was so bad nobody cared. interesting

>>212581179
you can find info on it if you look around, there's maps and shit
I think the part of the lot with the bb house abuts like a housing development which is how people get close

>>212581214
right, i got it. the cast was just that bad. what more is there to explain

The Saboteur has been revealed!

>>212581273
black daniel? that's crazy. did angewa make him do it?

>>212581248
nothing, I'm not harping on that, the whole megaphone message passing methodology is just interesting and there isn't shit to talk about

>>212581273
Someone needs to break into CBS and steal all the livefeeds footage from 14, 16 and OTT because there is absolute gold we lacked the technology to properly archive.

>>212581214
The house is on Big Brother lane - you can see the backyard.
Chiquita Street is technically public property but I've heard CBS has security stationed nearby so if anyone pulls up to that corner with a megaphone, they get intercepted and possibly arrested

>>212581299
ok. it just seems like they planned jankie world in advance of the cast and despite the threat of outside intervention they went ahead with it. there is nothing preventing them from splitting the house or making all of them live outside again for another week

>>212581214
>baiting anons into posting their maps

>>212581356
>anon actually thinks that data still exists
lolno

>>212581359
that's what I was thinking of, people would megaphone shout across the river and peel off before security got there. they weren't stationed 24/7
it seems like a pretty sizeable distance though, especially given the height of the walls

They should do an RV trip to Vegas to see a Whackstreet Boys show.

they are called wall yellers
and if you don't know that, you need to lurk moar

>>212581386
if they do an outdoor thing, they can bring em indoors for as long as it takes, if need be
a split house they have to worry about quarantining and shit to avoid messages being passed

>>212581425
pre 2016 that bbviewer program, you could access old seasons live feeds in their entirety

>>212581438
yeah, also most bb fans hate wall yellers so the behavior is heavily discouraged
but it's worked before, the soundstage they chose to build the house is very close to the street

morgan

>>212581481
and yet they spent an entire week outside last season and never forced them back into the house.

>>212581549
are you autistic and unable to let this go or what

>>212581562
What is autism?

Lauren rising
Ashley falling

>>212581675
big mak should be longer

Honestly I feel like it confirms Morgan is the secret houseguest

https://x.com/jayjayjean2/status/1943544427902906768?s=46

>>212581483
yes, because it interacted with the footage that cbs still had publically available on their servers. then cbs realized that it was retarded to maintain all that infrastructure and nuked it all. it's nice to think that there might be a dusty storage room filled with thousands of hard drives with all of the feed data intact from the last 25 years and that they didn't record over everything to serve episodes of The Neighborhood on CBS Slop+ and store (((user analytics))) but I think that's a pipe dream bro

>>212581777
i fucking hope not. people probably already see her as a comp threat so she might get put up for that only

>>212581853
well if they figure it out she's gone anyways, isn't she?
and it would be a dumb move to tell someone anyway after the fact

>>212581904
yeah but most people are saying that for this twist most houseguests will just put up people they want out anyway and hope to get lucky. she won't tell anyone but she might just seem like a target

>>212581988
Wow thanks for letting us what the consensus is on Twitter you fucking retard

>>212581675
She's in NY an anon told me that. You can't be obsessing over screen people it's detrimental to do so

>white woman walks in
>hey nice to meet ya
>white woman walks in
>hey nice to meet ya
>black man walks in
>AYYYY WASSUP BROTHAA

>>212582092
just people that watch every season and study every houseguest and trends every season, autist. it's literally what they do every first week so the twist won't change anything

>>212582165
nice screenshot, bro. really captured something there once i saw beyond the poor quality and how nothing interesting is going on