Thread 212576481

I just saw Superman. It's like picking up issue no. 200 of a comic you don’t follow. Incoherent if you don't know much about Superman. Horrible way to reboot a franchise.

>>212576481 (OP)
Jew on jew hate?

>>212576481 (OP)
>like picking up issue no. 200 of a comic you don’t follow
Sounds like a lot of fun to me. I like working things out on my own and I haven't been living under a rock my whole life so I know a little bit about Superman. Why do audiences need to be spoonfed everything as if they're retarded? Unless... you're not retarded, are you OP?

>>212576481 (OP)
>Incoherent if you don't know much about Superman.
Nigga it's fucking Superman what's to know

>not even jews like jewish superman
You know its bad

>>212576481 (OP)
>It's like picking up issue no. 200 of a comic you don’t follow. Incoherent if you don't know much about Superman.
Unless I see Ma and Pa Kent pull that baby out of that stupid fucking pod how am I ever supposed to understand Superman is a super strong alien????

>>212576481 (OP)
How will I know about the incredibly obscure character of Superman if they didn't include yet another retelling of his origin?

>>212576481 (OP)
>Noooo you need the first 40 minutes of the movie to be same story told to me again
No.
>it’s like picking up issue 200 of a comic
Wow, almost like it’s a comic book movie retard. It’s perfectly coherent, the plot contrivances are kept to a minimum

>>212576615
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>>212578102
No normie is going to know who the fuck Mr. Terrific is. I barely know and it's only because I watched every episode of that animated Justice League show back in the 2000s.

How is Superman so strong? Who is this Clark Kent person? Wait why is this woman dating both of them? That’s unethical. Ok who’s this bald guy is that Jeff Bezos?

>>212576481 (OP)
Omg I can’t wait to see what Ben Shapiro from Twitter thinks of the new Superman movie! Please tastemaker, tell me how to feel about subjective experiences!

>>212578177
You watched every episode and never learned his origin right? It’s the same thing lmao

>>212578177
They don't need to know. It's a movie about an alien with a fucking flying dog.

Triggered because it dunks on Israel. Yawn.

>>212578177
he's the smart guy who uses tech to fight. what else is there to know?

shapiro hated it because it didn’t have mr. feeny or his feet in it

>>212576481 (OP)
>WHAT THE FUCK?!
>I don't fucking know anything about Superman this fucking movie didn't tell me his backstory!
>I DON'T GET IT!
>Who the fuck is SUPERMAN?!

>>212578045
Because he's Anti-Zionist and is perfectly fine with letting one of his friends kill not-Netanyahu

>>212576569
no hate like hating your own

>>212578177
Plenty of kids watched the JL show 20 years ago

>>212576481 (OP)
Why didn't they explain who the fuck this guy was when he showed up in Civil War? Am I just supposed to know like some comic autist?

>>212578177
He's goddamn Mr. Terrific.

>>212576615
>>212578102
>rushing the cinematic universe suddenly is ok

>>212578177
>No normie is going to know who the fuck Mr. Terrific is
a guy in a floating chair with drones and technology. boom, got it.
green lantern isn't hal jordan, oh no, who is that guy? why is that girl a hawk? why does she wield a mace?
I don't care, it's a superman movie.

>>212576481 (OP)
Picking up a random issue of a comic series is exactly how you would describe the first experience with comics for most kids since the 1940s. In fact, for decades comics were written with the mindset that any comic could be some kid's first comic.

>>212578406
turns out breaking the rules can work if you do it well. Snyder's movies weren't good.
we don't need to retread old ground to know who superman is. we don't need a fleshed out introduction to Mr Terrific, Guy Gardner, and Hawk Girl in a superman movie.
If there is going to be a cinematic universe (I fucking hope not) then they can have their origin movies because stories don't have to be linear.

Supposedly it's about Israel-Palestine . Their goyslop golem turned against them.

>>212578406
Gayest post on the board

>>212576481 (OP)
>jew doesn't like ANTI JEWISH film in which Nu Netanyahu gets killed
Of course kike

>>212578501
>Supposedly it's about Israel-Palestine
More like Russia/Ukraine

>>212578406
>noooo I need a whole origin story to understand this character
the MCU and its consequences have been a disaster for cinema viewers. I wonder how you guys watch movies now, if A New Hope were to come out today would you have people sitting there wondering what was the backstory to Chewbacca and Han Solo?

>>212578406
It can work when you don’t pause your movie to show off a teaser trailer and you set up a universe that doesn’t pride itself on being “realistic”

>>212576569
Not good. GREAT. He loved it

>>212578466
>In fact, for decades comics were written with the mindset that any comic could be some kid's first comic.
Doesn't really work like that anymore. Older comics used to be published as self-contained, single stories, sure. But modern comics are run as 10 or more sets of single issues, with a specific team of artists and writer. Each run of a comic has its own story arc. Each new team changes the status quo of the character every time too, so if you don't collect a complete set in chronological order, you won't understand shit. And I haven't even touched on "event" comics or crossovers

>>212578177
You don't need to know who any of the characters are. You use context clues and your own eyeballs to figure things out. Not everyone needs a fucking origin story.

>>212578525
Terrible analogy. Star Wars isn't capeshit. Capeshit involves individual heroes with their own origin stories. What sucks is when Disney thinks they can retroactively create a capeshit origin story for their established characters, like Han Solo. It just ends up being trash.

>>212578608
>Bro you don't understand, no cap. Who tf is this alien dude buggin' n' shieet? Makes no goddamn sense who tf this nigga is.
>He flyin' 'round n' shieet but, like, who is his ahh? Ong why tf didn't the movie explain it n' shieet?
>Like, SuperWHO? Who tf are YOU? Dis shit unironically fuckin' trash.

>>212578657
>capeshit involves individual heroes with their own origin stories
and why is that a rule? because mahvel did it? you can have a normal movie where characters don't have every bit of their origin spelled out but if they have powers then it has to be? retarded.

>>212578177
Have you ever watched a normal movie for adults? Not every character gets some retarded prequel origin story. Having trouble understanding how characters fit into a plot is a sign of extreme mental retardation

>>212578177
As other anons have rightly pointed out, comic book lore is entirely unnecessary. This isn't geopolitics, this is a man in a cape punching things. You don't need any background or context, and if you do, you must be genuinely one of the most retarded or autistic people ever.

>>212578525
>noooo I need a whole origin story to understand this character
Yes, because the characters in this movie are different.

>>212578690
>because mahvel did it?
Because the first Superman movie did it in the 1970s, and it's been a capeshit tradition ever since

>>212578657
Haellboy didn't do it. Abe is just some weird fishguy on the team and Liz is just some crazy bitch who can shoot fire. No detailed origin or explanation beyond "people like that just exist in this world". And Hellboy was kino.

>>212578525
Wasn’t the MCU. Was Batman Begins. Basically spoon fed Batman’s entire origin and having to explain everything. Why I never liked that movie. I don’t give a shit about how Batman got his shit, or how he trained. The flashback to Wayne’s getting killed in Burton’s Batman was all you needed. In the original comics Superman origin was a single page. Batman didn’t even have an origin at fist until Batman # 1 which was single page. That’s it. All you need.

>>212576481 (OP)
I don’t care about the gay Gunn or Snyder discourse between the Pajeet castes. The movie was subpar.

>>212576481 (OP)
I can't believe goblins are real.

>>212578744
I don't consider Hellboy to be capeshit. It's comic books sure, but it's not cut from the same cloth as the superhero genre

>>212578740
Plenty of other capeshit didn't. X-Men didn't show you any of their origins beyond "they're mutants,". Blade talked about it, but when the movie starts Blade is just already a thing doing what he does, no story about Blade discovering his vampire powers. Hellboy didn't do it either.

>>212578775
It's comics about a guy with powers who saves people and goes fighting other people with powers. It's just as much capeshit as Dr. Strange.

I can already tell he hated that the two fictional countries were very obvious stand ins for Israel and Palestine.
>we won't stop until every the streets are flooded with the blood of every one of them and then we will build our settlements on the land

>>212578657
the greatest capeshit of all doesn't have origin stories for its heroes. they just all are born with powers and that's the end of discussion.

>>212576481 (OP)
>start reading superman at action comics #1 or you won’t know what’s going on

>>212578657
>Star Wars isn't capeshit
Vader has on a literal cape

>>212578177
I already like him more than those years of forced Cyborg :D

>>212579078
>Mr. Terrific and John Stewart will ensure that we have no more forced Cyborg as a main member of the JL so they have a black guy
thank christ

>>212576481 (OP)
>Hen. Shin.

>>212578888
They have. They explore in the movie.

>nigs nogging about having to use context clues and pretending like figuring out who a character in a film is can't be gun
Election tourists finally learning that niggerdom is a state of mind, not a skin color

ITT SEETHING KEEEEEEEEEEK

he doesnt like it because the stand-in for Israel are shown as bad guys

I just wanted some Kansas kino.

>>212576481 (OP)
Just how much is this manlet jew painting his eyebrows?

Without the paint his brows would be weak as fuck

>>212576481 (OP)
I want to slap his sisters fat tits