ITT: Movies that will humiliate Superman - /tv/ (#212576730) [Archived: 739 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:10:13 AM No.212576730
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Pic very much related. An actual comic book film, not overly jokey, juvenile Gunnslop. I just got out of Supercrap and I can unironically say that it has no chance of beating Fantastic Four at the box office.
The fight scenes looked straight out of a PS3 cutscene. Most of the movie was about Mr. Fantastic, pro-immigrant, and pro-Palestine. Lois comes off as very dykey. No romantic chemistry at all. Some people walked out of the theater when the cringeworthy clone reveal happened.

DC is gonna have to do better than that directionless ADHD cartoon garbage. Also, none of the jokes landed (the audience audibly groaned at some humor attempts).

Needless to say, we have nothing to worry about.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:11:53 AM No.212576775
>>212576730 (OP)
You wish kevin
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:13:51 AM No.212576843
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HERALD MY RAGE!
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:14:08 AM No.212576851
they're on the same level, the F4 movie will humiliate johnny and reed as much as the superman movie humiliated superman
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:15:48 AM No.212576903
>Superman getting beat up and saying DUDE?! CAN YOU STOP?? for 2 hours+

dont pay to watch this movie
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:15:55 AM No.212576908
>the enemy of my enemy is my friend
Sorry chudjeet but Cavill and Snyder are never coming back, ever ever
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:18:18 AM No.212576962
>>212576730 (OP)
This movie is sue storm movie. She is the leader and she will save the day. I read the confirmed leaks, At least Lois lane didn't save the day
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:18:43 AM No.212576974
>>212576843
Galactus is literally the only reason to watch the movie.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:19:15 AM No.212576991
>>212576730 (OP)
okay I know the schizo crusade on this board is to shit on Superman but claiming F4 will be better is too much of a reach. go back to hyping up Man of Steel.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:22:05 AM No.212577063
>>212576962
lois literally saves the day though. She facilitates Superman escaping in the second half and itโ€™s her journalism that eventually defeats lex. Superman just gets his ass kicked.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:27:01 AM No.212577196
>from the director of wandavision
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:31:21 AM No.212577313
>>212576962
The latest trailer was interesting because Sue only had one small line of dialogue the whole time. It's like they are trying to hide it.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:32:30 AM No.212577345
>>212576730 (OP)
That whoreโ€™s botox filled face and modern hair take me out of the setting instantly
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:33:24 AM No.212577362
>>212577196
So expect it to start off pretty good then turn into franchiseslop at the end?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:48:28 AM No.212577720
>>212576730 (OP)
Pedro is humiliating Fantastic 4 though
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:52:54 AM No.212579226
>>212576730 (OP)
>Fagtastic Flop
>Embarrassing anyone but themselves
LOL
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:57:04 AM No.212579294
>>212577720
More like Pedro is humiliating gringos by fucking their women
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:58:52 AM No.212579338
>>212576903
Starlord Superman > Gaylord Torch
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:59:25 AM No.212579347
tests screenings confirmed already its mid with a sue focus
this shit is unironically dead
good riddance i say
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:59:26 AM No.212579349
>>212576730 (OP)
how the fuck does the thing look more human than those other three abominations? we really live in the dark ages...
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:04:25 AM No.212579482
>>212576730 (OP)
Mr. Mushroom tip back there
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:06:40 AM No.212579533
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for any marveltranny who unironically has hopes on this turd