>Is the Church of England not a Protestant church? Would the king turn the house of God into a Roman temple? Does the king think that God can be bought with gold, trinkets and gilded rubbish? Has the king forgotten the reformation? Popish idolatry! Did the Lord not say unto Moses: "Thou shalt not make unto thyself any graven image nor bow down to them?" Has this king forgotten?

daily reminder cavalier chads won

>>212578391 (OP)
You worship yahweh lol
You revere ancient schizophrenic jews lmao
You are trying to ape a desert religion
Seek help

>>212578391 (OP)
Protestants are mentally ill.

>>212578391 (OP)
>Does the king think that God can be bought with gold, trinkets and gilded rubbish?
The Jews literally built an arc out of gold because God told them to

>Invites the Jews back into England
lmao

>>212578978
Haha, no.

>Cromwell is so cool
yeah that's why the entire country desperately wanted to get rid of him after a few years

>>212579319
>Protestants are mentally ill.
defend the selling of indulgences

>>212579545
Motherfucker banned Christmas.

>>212578391 (OP)
>CATHOLICS OUT
>JEWS IN

>>212579430
that's a french man if I've ever seen one

>>212579272
/thread

>>212579788
it was literally Saturnalia renamed and had nothing to do with the christian church

>>212579820
>christmas BAD because...IT'S NOT JEWISH ENOUGH, OKAY?

>>212579858
>>212579820
Christmas was never really a major christian holiday. Even Catholics didn't give a shit about it.

>>212579858
oh sorry, youre mentally retarded, carry on buddy. im proud of you for figuring out the captcha

>>212578391 (OP)
Okay Cromwell but your body is still being hung after you die and all your religious followers reduced to poverty because of you

>>212579916
>I don't hate Saturnalia because it's not jewish
>IT'S BECAUSE IT'S NOT IN THE HECKIN JEWISH BOOK

>>212579820
>oof this celebration of family and unity is rooted in......... LE EVROPEAN TRADITIONS instead of kike ones???????????
>can't allow that sweaty
Why are ((((((((((they))))))))) like this bros

>>212579820
>was literally Saturnalia renamed
Ah yes somehow a Roman holiday was practiced in England in the 1600s
More protestant schizophrenia

>>212579933
Saturnalia was basically a public orgy. Pagans rarely celebrated "family" like Abrahamic religions.

>>212578391 (OP)
Protestants sound and act identical to Jews but are also completely submitted to them for some reason.

>>212579933
>Saturnalia
>celebration of family and unity
read a fucking book you room temperature iq retard

The Church of England is not Protestant
>>212579820
You’re an idiot for perpetuating this
>>212579897
No. The Roman Emperor visits England in 1400 and they celebrate Christmas together in Eltham Palacw

>>212579990
That's not really how you lead a discussion
Perhaps you need to read a book

I like how Cromwell wanted to be a martyr but ended up having to be the morally compromised ruler. And how Charles wanted to be the king but ended up marching himself straight to the gallows.
Ong the symmetry is low-key fire, fr fr.

>>212579945
>Ah yes somehow a Roman holiday was practiced in England in the 1600s
Yes.

>>212580029
>king but ended up marching himself straight to the gallows
Still extremely illegal

>>212580033
Stick to Wikipedia wars

>>212580069
the same jewish shit as christo-jews?

>>212580086
Yes Christianity the religion which states Jews are "enemies of the entire human race" is Jewish, somehow.

>>212580040
Yes, and a terrible inversion of the natural order.
But nobody wanted to kill him. He just completely refused to negotiate with the victors at all.
Big, giant balls. Huge ones.

>>212579430
cavalier bros..... it's so over

>>212580101
No it was illegal because they executed the king of Scotland without even a notice

>>212580091
How many Christians do you think subscribe to that notion?
How many do you think parrot the business about "Blessing Israel" and interpret the ancient biblical reference as the existing modern nation state?

>kills 20% of the entire Irish population
why are the English always so evil?

>>212580158
Those animals were feral and a cull was required. No need to say thanks

>>212578391 (OP)

Anglicanism is the church of compromise. Compromise with protestantism. Compromise with liberalism. Compromise with rulers. Compromise with the world. But scripture teaches,
>So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Revelation 3:16

>>212580132
>How many do you think parrot the business about "Blessing Israel" and interpret the ancient biblical reference as the existing modern nation state?
Just a minority in the US alone due to a Bible notes from 1909
That along with Protestantism being dead soon in America will quickly end this political issue

So again stick to Wikipedia wars since you can't imagine a world outside of America and even then just Eastern America

>>212580225
I somewhat agree but you are being incredibly mean to my culture. I thought you were Christian but it seems you are a warped American “catholic”. I hope you find the way

>>212579929
lmao

>>212579319
defend mary worship, the sacraments, papal supremacy
oh wait, all of this including the bibble is just human musings

>>212579319
You are brown.

>>212580266
>my culture
Protestantism is dead

>>212580314
it is very much alive and slobbering on troon phalluses

>>212580314
That isn’t my culture.

>>212580266

The Anglican Church has pretty cathedrals, prayers and hymns. But anglicanism is heresy, I'm afraid.

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0aLrrnyDhg

>>212579712

Matthew 18:18. Indulgences are granted by the authority Jesus gave to the apostles to bind and loose sins. Moreover, indulgences have no effect on sins which doom a soul to hell. No one is "buying" their way into heaven. Only venial sins carrying penances to be performed in Purgatory can be struck by indulgences.

>>212580338
>Attacks Anglicism
>No I'm not protestant but that's my culture
Schizophrenia

>>212580225
>my jewish book of psychoses has affirmed my retardation

>>212579897

Not true. In medieval Europe is was an 8 day long feast of meat, booze and gift-giving. The Octave of Christmastide is one of the lost treasures of Christendom.

>>212579897
It was a giant fucking party, which is why the Puritans hated it.

>“Once Christmas Day came around, if you had the stamina, then you were expected to eat, drink, be merry, dress up, play games, go dancing around the neighborhood for 12 days solid before you collapsed in a heap.”

>“One thing that comes out very clearly is that drinking was as important as eating, if not more so,” says Lawrence-Mathers, noting that ale and spiced cider were the drink of choice for the commoners, while the lords and royalty gulped downs casks of wine. In just one year, Henry III ordered 60 tuns of wine for Reading Abbey with one tun being equal to 1,272 bottles.

>For example, mumming was a popular Christmas pastime in medieval English villages. Mummers would dress up in animal masks or disguise themselves as women, and then go door-to-door singing festive folk songs and telling jokes. Some mummers did it for fun, while others expected a few coins or small gifts in exchange.

>In the middle of the 12-day party was the Feast of Fools, held on January 1, in which priests, deacons and other church officials were given a brief license to be silly. Role reversals were popular, in which the lowly subdeacons delivered sermons, and things sometimes got out of control. According to a 15th-century French account condemning the practice:

>“Priests and clerks may be seen wearing masks and monstrous visages at the hours of office… They dance in the choir dressed as women, panders or minstrels. They sing wanton songs. They eat black puddings… while the celebrant is saying mass. They play at dice… They run and leap through the church, without a blush at their own shame.”

>>212580399
>>212580091

>>212580278
It is part of the traditions of the early Christian church.
I don't why protestants ignore everything early Christian did except for the some of the things they wrote down and ended up canonized.
Sola Scriptura is absolutely retarded.

>>212580399

The author of revelation, inspired by the Holy Ghost, was the Greek St John of Patmos.

>>212579803
Dutch-English, actually.

>>212580452
ABEG YA LEARN-UH ENGLISH

>>212580423
that all sounds based
puritans were boring chuds

>>212580423

Why don't puritans have sex standing?

They're afraid it could lead to dancing.

>>212580392
saccharine post with the most saccharine image imaginable. ridiculous color work, smartphones and bright emergency exit signs in the modern day holiest-of-holies

>>212580423
I'm beginning to understand why my puritan ancestor left England in the 1630's. Sounds like a bunch of white trash antics.

>>212580540

I don't see anything tacky or sentimental in what I posted. It is by-the-numbers Catholic apologetics. If you aren't aware of the relationship between Matthew 18:18 and sacramental theology, then this topic is way over your head.

>>212580512
Correct. The whole point of Christmas was to give people something to look forward to during the dark, cold, and boring winter months.

>>212579319
>Noooo THIS is how you're supposed to tell a dead middle eastern storyteller your secrets

>>212578391 (OP)
Protties seething lol

Arianism is superior.

>>212579272
>>212580299
>>212580399
You're a globohomo of some kind or other larping as a chud and concern trolling.

>>212580392
Medici banking dynasty popes allow their nobles to freely commit rape, extortion and politically motivated murder in exchange for gold payments to the church coffers, just like jesus intended.
you believe that and i got a piece of the true cross to sell you

>>212580816

Rape, extortion and murder are mortal sins. Indulgences do not excuse mortal sins. You don't even understand the thing you're posting about.

>>212580576
>white trash
but thats literally what puritans are

protoids really think catholics could just pay off all their sins meanwhile for them muttering "I believe in Jesus Christ" at the deathbed is enough to go to heaven

Matthew 16:17-19 is extremely simple.
The Lord is not vain. He does not gibber about rocks.

You're all faggots.

>>212578391 (OP)
Cromwell was literally bought by the kikes

>>212580576
Best and the brightest of europe left for the new world. That's why europe was a den of stupidity and degeneracy ever since.

>>212580613
reddit-spacing cathocucks are name-it-and-claim-it now? what the fuck are you people on?

If the royalists won then some other sort of revolution would have happened again down the line. The catholic vs. protestant divide was just a front for the clash of interests between the stagnating aristocracy and the ever-richer bourgeoisie growing at an alarming rate due to the success of English capitalism.

>>212581015
as opposed to... the new world??

>>212581019

I find you difficult to understand. Maybe this is an inter-generational thing. I didn't know punctuation was "Reddit".

>>212581034
Every retarded bullshit in the last 400 years came from e*rope. Communism, fascism, trannies, fags, muslim-simping.

>>212580576
>>212581015
your ancestors were litterally bottom of the barrel trash with no hopes of making it up in the societal ladder
looking at how things turned out we should have culled you instead of letting go though

>>212581076
>bottom of the barrel trash
>creates the greatest society that ever existed

>>212581074
all ampliefied singnificantly by muttoid "intellectuals", also your niggerloving predates all of that

>>212580452
>It is part of the traditions of the early Christian church.
Catholicism was founded hundreds of years after Jesus died, it's hardly part of the "early Christian church".

>>212581065
you're the most nubile little tourist I've seen all year

>>212581097
>get shot by redneck
>get raped by nigger
>get worked to death by kikes
kek I hope you life the rest of your life in america

>>212580924
>muttering "I believe in Jesus Christ" at the deathbed is enough to go to heaven
It worked for the thief on the cross.

>>212581105
Lol at euros calling everyone mutts. Not my fault you fags are inbred.

>>212581131
US quality of life is superior to European quality of life by every metric, except your food which I will concede is superior.

>>212581141
>muttoid thinks you need to have a nigger ancestor or you are inbred
lol

>>212581131
>suck cock
>suck cock
>suck cock
Nice culture you got there.

>>212581108
What's your point?
Traditions and oral history can last for centuries.

The New Testament books were also written hundreds of years after Jesus' death, yet protestants act like it was directly dictated by the Lord himself.

>>212581165
>>212581131
Why are europeans so cringe with that forced out of nowhere reddit racism?

>>212581175
>>212581195
peak muttoid cope post
>>212581155
bro you have more niggers than europe has all types of foreigners combined
you have no vacation days
you have to pay out of your ass for a healh scare
your food kills
you die 5 years earlier on average while suffering far more illnesses
you are shorter and fatter on average
>b-but less taxes
don't care

>>212580870
the fact that corrupt popes like the Medici were extending the practice that far using the rationale this anon >>212580392 mentioned
was what led to martin luthers protest which became the protestant movement
its also the rationale used by the modern church when moving priests around instead of excommunicating them for kid fucking.

go pray to an idol you golden throne worshiping chud

>>212581239
Europoors should be range banned. You are dumber than niggers.

>>212581239

>>212580802
>muh desert demons

>>212578391 (OP)
Isnt this the guy who could not get Popes blessing to marry again some Spanish princess and then he was like 'well i make my own church' then?

>>212581108

I don't agree with that. St Augustine of Hippo merely streamlined a few things.

>>212581262

It is naive to think that moral corruption cannot reach the highest offices. What became of Martin Luther's protest? Protestantism is unique for being the only self-disassembling religion on earth. Are there seven sacraments or only five? How about three? How about none? What about the trinity? Or the divinity of Christ? The Creed isn't scripture, so I guess that's up for debate also. It is like a cat tugging a garment apart by a single thread. Everything collapses once you reject the magisterium of the church.

>>212581523
im not even a protestant, and im more than happy to point out their retarded takes too. i just like history, especially religious history and im only answering you specifically calling me out with this
>Rape, extortion and murder are mortal sins. Indulgences do not excuse mortal sins. You don't even understand the thing you're posting about
when the facts of the time dont support you.
Johann Tetzel one of the most famous popularizes of the seeling of indulgences said in no uncertain terms during during his spruiking travels
>Even if you raped the Virgin Mary — with the Pope’s indulgence, your sin would be forgiven
>As soon as the coin in the coffer rings, the soul from purgatory springs.
and the popes own still existing signed decress regarding the selling of indulgences state
>By the authority of all the saints, and in mercy and in the name of the Vicar of Christ, I absolve thee from all penalties and sins... and I restore thee to the innocence which thou hadst at baptism
>This indulgence remits all sin, both mortal and venial, and saves the souls of the departed

so im not defending anyone, my only part in this whole thread has been to point out the ridiculousness of selling indulgences, which is one of the main original splits that caused the protestant movement, and im always curious to see Catholics argue in their favor, because you can be a catholic without supporting them. if you dont support paying money to the church to relieve yourself of past, present and future sins then (you) may be a protestant

>>212581687

Selling indulgences to remit mortal sin is an abuse, not a use, of indulgences and the apostolic authority of the church in binding and loosing on earth and in heaven.

>>212581730
Making rich sinners pay the church is better than just going "lol it's okay - just repent when you're dying"

>>212581730
you sound like martin luther

>>212581814

You sound like a mentally retarded atheist.

>>212578391 (OP)

>>212582241
best 'jak edit I've seen in fookin' ages
the absolute cozy of this lad

>>212579319
Papists are slaves to a foreign power

>>212579545
Once he lost control of the New Model Army, he was fucked. How fickle the peasantry is.

>>212580802
>muh Arab savages

>>212581348
You forgot to add something about jews and niggers in your post, how am I supposed to be demoralized by regular fedora posts?

>>212579803
>cavalier
The aquiline nose really ties the frenchy face together

>>212580423
>They sing wanton songs. They eat black puddings… while the celebrant is saying mass. They play at dice… They run and leap through the church, without a blush at their own shame
Christendom has fallen. Millions must die of plague.

>>212580000
>The Church of England is not Protestant
It is not exactly Catholic or Orthodox now is it?

>I hope he does not think still of invading France
>GOD DAMN YOU! WHAT ENGLISHMAN DOESN'T?!

>>212582241
Comfy.

>>212578391 (OP)
kino

>>212579319

>>212580252
this. on the other hand, orthodoxy and catholicism is soaring though.

>>212580225
Except the Catholic Church has compromised almost completely with the modern world. Anyone who tries to claim the cultural superiority of one Christian sect over another in today's world is a moron.

>>212578391 (OP)
Anglican Church isn’t Protestant

>>212584494
Henry and Elizabeth referred to it as Protestant.

>>212579545
>kings are bad, leaders should be elected by the people
>by the way, when I die my son will rule England. Don't argue.

>>212579545
It was the corrupt parliament that wanted to get rid of him, because he had suppressed them.

>>212580423
that sounds sick. Can we bring that back?
>people wonder why there is no community and everyone is miserable now

>>212584481

We do not even allow divorce, you faggot. You allow women priests.

>>212579272
>>212579820
>>212579897
>>212581348
>>212583112
Shalom.

arent protestants financially successful? why are you guys arguing with poor brown catholics?

>>212578391 (OP)
Have zoomers just discovered this movie? Why is it suddenly everywhere? Which faggot made a video essay about it?

>>212584758
Literally trivial differences when you consider how many other ways the Catholic Church has compromised. They trenchantly maintain one or two traditional elements of the exterior practice of the religion while the entire substance and soul has been hollowed out. It keeps retards like you loyal.

>>212584758
Oh look it's another weak christbait thread by the larping christcuck kid.

How's life with your mom faggot?

>>212578391 (OP)
>Immediately allows the jews back into England since their rightful expulsion in 1290.
Into the trash he goes. Cromjew and Parliament had zero legal authority to put the King on trial let alone execute him. I'll take original High Church Anglicanism any day over the modern kiked version.

>>212579272
You again? You are either Jewish or some pagan wignat that constantly finds any Christian thread and screeches about the JEWZ

No one in this thread is christian.

>>212579788
>>212579820
Cromwell never banned Christmas. The Puritan government stopped official celebrations in cities like London in order to reduce the prevalence of degenerates getting drunk, fornicating, prostituting, etc in public on religious holidays

People were perfectly good celebrating Christmas

>>212579820
Not true at all, though it is true that Easter was the major Christian holiday throughout the Middle Ages and Early Modern Period

>>212586589
Replying to posts from 7 hours ago to keep the illusion going as usual, the christcuck kid larps again xD

>>212586352
What true Christian would frequent a site made to share degenerate Japanese cartoon porn?

>>212586736
christ never took a woman so it is impossible to be cucked by christ, nice try kike
>>212586776
christ said he did not come to help the goody two shoes, he came for the sinners

>>212586776
Every christfag would because without sin they can't meet the devil who they believe in.

>>212586863
christ never existed because it's a fairytale made by the kikes who're just as retarded faggot.

>>212586931
>im gonna help the kikes deny christ but pretend i found a special way to do it
nah, youre just helping the kikes deny christ

>>212587222
All the religious faggots are just that, faggots who believe in fairytales whether you're christcuck, kike or mudslimes. Time to jerk off to your fairytale again xD.

>>212578391 (OP)
>Don't speak of your Protestant minister,
>Nor of his church without meaning or faith,
>For the foundation stone of his temple
>Was the bollocks of Henry VIII

>>212581105
>all ampliefied singnificantly
No. You literally invented them and shipped them to America for decades.

>your niggerloving predates all of that
Clearly not.

Why are European posts completely devoid of actual substance or arguments?

>>212581239
>you have to pay out of your ass for a healh scare
You pay for your health care all your lives and with every paycheck.

>you die 5 years earlier on average while suffering far more illnesses
America has 5% to 10% higher recovery and survival rates for things like cancer and other potentially fatal illnesses than nearly all of Europe.
Your government literally takes your money and uses it to buy you Suicide-Machines.

>>212579545
He died bro. It was his son who failed because he didn't have the loyalty of the army.

And then they kicked the king out again ~25 years later for the exact same reasons anyways

>>212587442

>christcuck!

>>212586931
>christ never existed
Literally every legitimate historian straight-up disagrees with you but whatever, go off, low-IQ kang.

>>212587808
in the sense it was a common name in the region and pontius pilate existed and people were commonly crucified at the time for starting cults.

thanks to /tv/ posting webm from this movie I watched it a few months ago and really enjoyed it

the first half was definitely better than the second though

the opening scene with the music is amazing

>>212587808
You can't even post proof that these fairytale characters exist, but go ahead and regale me with ramblings of a child minded faggot lol.

>>212587722
>>212587780
Sperging out schizo posting, go christcuck kid go!

>>212581687
>Not prot
>Not cath
Ah, an orthobro in the chat.

>>212579319
Protestants are gay as fuck. Every time I see a church with tranny and gay flags and blm shit it’s ALWAYS a protestant church. Protestants bemoaningly refer to my church (Roman catholic) as the trump church because we don’t like fags.
Fuck em

>>212588090
No one likes any of you fags because you believe in fairytales faggot.

>>212578391 (OP)
I got your graven image right here

>>212588116
>No one
Reddit is not real life.

>>212578391 (OP)
I have your graven image right here

>>212580214
Least insane angloid.

>>212588163
The bible's a book of fairytales but you faggots still went ahead and murdered children didn't you.

>>212588317
It’s not a book of fairy tales and I not anyone I know nor Jesus ever killed kids. Take your meds schizo.

>>212588833
If you're fairytale came true tomorrow you'd be the first to slaughter children in the name of your fairytale. It's ok kid, everyone can look up those verses for themselves and see how retarded you faggots are xD.

>>212588946
>ESL retard calling me retarded
Ironic

>>212588989
Took you long enough to reply to me kid, did mom turn the internet off lol.

>>212578391 (OP)
Cromwell was peak rebbit

>>212589063
Seek Christ, I’ll pray for you my brown friend.

>>212579319

reminder that "based" cromwell let the jews back into england

>>212589151
>you're brown
Fuck me you're sad lol.
No fairytales made by the kikes for me because I'm not kid larping as a christfag on 4chan xD.

>>212589330
Yes, you are brown my ESL friend

>>212587722
>normies are hedonistic and godless
>NO U ARE THE BASEMENT DWELLER
lol

>>212589427
>Can't any post proof of fairytales
>Calls me brown
Grow up kid & don't take it out on us because mom wouldn't make you tendies.

>>212589525
>brown ESL hands types this post
Gross

>>212589560
Lemme guess, your mom can't make you tendies because she's dead?

>>212589616
You’re brown

>I-is that art? YAHWEH SAVE MEEEEE *imports jews*

>>212589662
Yep, just as I thought, dead.
I bet your spreading fairytales here because you think it'll help you meet her in the imaginary hole in the sky?
BTW, who killed her?

>>212589729
You can tell yourself whatever makes you feel better about it your brown skin, but it won’t change the fact that you’re brown.

>>212578391 (OP)
>chrarles the 3rd gets beheaded for treason
Now that would be kino

I'm not taking any Christians that visit this place seriously lel

>>212590008
I'm only here to ask for directions on how to get out of here.

>>212580423
>dat nigga banned christmass
Kek always wondered why but never bothered to look into it, that's hilarious but 100% degenerate

>>212589861
>Still no fairytale proof
>Won't talk about mom
>Accuses me of being brown
You poor lad, must be really tough being surrounded by rabbi jesus christcucks telling you to pray harder so you'll see your mommy again.

What a time to be alive xD.

Dickens invented christmas

Cromwell threads are always kino

>>212590196
I’m not accusing you of being brown, I’m pointing out the fact that you are brown. And idk why you keep bringing up my mom, I get that your mom jokes are the pinnacle of insults in your low IQ brown culture but I’m not talking about my mom because it’s irrelevant here in our discussion about Jesus Chris and your brown skin. But if you want to say she’s dead go ahead, but again, that doesn’t change the fact that your skin is brown and you are ESL.

>>212587442
nah youre still helping the kikes and you cant even see it lol

>>212587442
*Jews liked this*

>>212590997
>he said calmly

>>212580000
>The Church of England is not Protestant
It's pretty wild that nobody knows what Anglicans actually are despite the fact that they wrote translation of the bible that all protestants and even a lot of less educated catholics use.

>>212580771
>the actual first schism
Does that shit even exist anymore? I've never even heard of a non-trinitarian church past the collapse of Rome.