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Anonymous No.212579266 >>212579370 >>212579384 >>212579474 >>212580334 >>212580439 >>212582616 >>212583427 >>212583527 >>212583967
Superman movie
>Sorry kid, Superman didn't make it, but you got an upgrade
Kino
Anonymous No.212579340 >>212579362 >>212579410 >>212579625 >>212579983 >>212579999 >>212580705 >>212583599 >>212583730 >>212584274
I love it when a new superhero movie comes out and the β€œwe hate capeshit” veil gets lifted and it’s all everybody on /tv/ talks about for a few days. It’s literally the episode of Spongebob where Squidward says he hates krabby patties but keeps an entire vault of them in secret.
Anonymous No.212579362 >>212579388 >>212580664
>>212579340
they're paid shills, anon.
Anonymous No.212579370
>>212579266 (OP)
He looks fat
Anonymous No.212579384 >>212579435 >>212580346 >>212580379
>>212579266 (OP)
actually the only time green lantern has been cool on screen. Halcucks are seething.
Anonymous No.212579388 >>212579443
>>212579362
Lies, I do it for free
Anonymous No.212579410
>>212579340
kek
Anonymous No.212579435 >>212579465 >>212580004 >>212580355 >>212580510 >>212581747 >>212583761
>>212579384
Guy is a terrible person but he is by far the strongest ring user.
Anonymous No.212579443 >>212579476
>>212579388
they get paid double for saying this.
Anonymous No.212579465
>>212579435
Would be cool to see red ring guy.
Anonymous No.212579474
>>212579266 (OP)
Guy Gardner is extremely based and would be the best Green Lantern if the writers for him weren’t fucking retarded
Anonymous No.212579476
>>212579443
I fucking wish
Anonymous No.212579625 >>212579869
>>212579340
>heh lois this is just like that time in spongebob
Anonymous No.212579869
>>212579625
the analogy works and you know it.
Anonymous No.212579983 >>212581221
>>212579340
On top of that, 75% of them watched camrips of it
Anonymous No.212579999
>>212579340
trvthnvke
Anonymous No.212580004 >>212580221 >>212580336 >>212582604 >>212583968
>>212579435
I only know him from the movie, why is he terrible?
Anonymous No.212580221 >>212580322
>>212580004
He’s a prick
Anonymous No.212580288 >>212580305 >>212580352
this movie had a really weird, nasty, negative, flippant vibe that annoyed me and ruined my mood
Anonymous No.212580305
>>212580288
Thats fucking wrong though
Anonymous No.212580322
>>212580221
Normies are so fucking exhausting
>His actual fucking job is saving people's lives with fucking space magic
>But he's kind of obnoxious! What a terrible person!
Anonymous No.212580334
>>212579266 (OP)
I'm just happy to see Nathan. I dunno what else to say.
Anonymous No.212580336
>>212580004
>only know him from the movie
Zooms zooms missed out on the 90s award. But they should have gone full hog with the haircut. Fillions got this weird 13th century monk thing going on
Anonymous No.212580346 >>212580379 >>212580384 >>212581923
>>212579384
on the movie screen maybe. john stewart was great in justice league. no clue why DC has never depicted him in a movie. also who the fuck is the fat guy and what's with the middle finger? why don't they ever do hal jordan?
Anonymous No.212580352
>>212580288
YOUR MOM is like that most of the time I'm fucking her, could you please have a word?
Anonymous No.212580355
>>212579435
Guy is brain damaged and his dad beat the fuck out of him. He’s an angry douche but he’s got an iron will that makes him a good lantern.
Anonymous No.212580379 >>212580408
>>212579384
>>212580346
feels really good to not know who the fuck any of these dudes are or how they're different to each other. fuck comics.
Anonymous No.212580384 >>212580408 >>212580422 >>212580441 >>212580964 >>212581078 >>212581724 >>212582559 >>212585183
>>212580346
>why don't they ever do Hal Jordan
they tried once. It went so poorly GL was blacklisted from appearing in anything for a decade. I expect the Flash to be in his spot now.
Anonymous No.212580408 >>212580436 >>212580851
>>212580379
john stewart is the black green lantern. they'd get their diversity points while also having a cool character.
>>212580384
hal jordan is just a complete dumbass and is the on the ass end of jokes a lot. if gunn wanted to do a goofy side character he would have worked fine
Anonymous No.212580422 >>212580476
>>212580384
I still can't believe this was supposed to be the start of the DCEU
Anonymous No.212580436 >>212580655
>>212580408
I remember reading some WB exec saying they regretted using Hal because so many normies at the time thought GL was a black dude due to the cartoon show and that they raceswapped him kek
Anonymous No.212580439 >>212580607 >>212581763
>>212579266 (OP)
It was equally good/bad as Man Of Steel
Anonymous No.212580441 >>212580465
>>212580384
>This was directed by the same guy who did Goldeneye
Ryan Reynolds is box office poison anytime he isn't Deadpool exhibit 33. Is this how he ended up fucking Blake Lively though? Not the worst trade...
Anonymous No.212580465
>>212580441
yup. he met blake lively on GL and left his other wife for her lmao.
Anonymous No.212580476 >>212580511
>>212580422
Snyder is awful but in fairness WB proved they were more than capable of making terrible films without him.
Anonymous No.212580510
>>212579435
No that would be Kyle
Anonymous No.212580511 >>212580566 >>212580634 >>212580672
>>212580476
he also proved he was more than capable of making terrible films without them. match made in heaven
Anonymous No.212580566 >>212580596 >>212580654
>>212580511
When did Netflix produce a "made for Netflix" movie that's good, though? Not defending Snyder, he sucks on his own. He needs to be on a leash and have good writers to produce good shit, like he was on dawn of the dead (written by Gunn lol)
Anonymous No.212580596 >>212580740
>>212580566
They Cloned Tyrone and Knives Out 2 were alright
Anonymous No.212580607
>>212580439
I liked it more than MoS, they are both very stupid movies but for different reasons.
Anonymous No.212580634
>>212580511
we can all be thankful that Hollywood is such a meritocratic place where resources are invested in ways that have a realistic chance of producing something of value.
Anonymous No.212580654 >>212580815
>>212580566
Netflix is emerging as the IRL media equivalent of the Phantom Zone, where creators accidentally elevated beyond their abilities can be safely contained to limit the cultural damage.
Anonymous No.212580655
>>212580436
biggest reason with that movie is that hal is not a good pick for a leading character. john stewart could do it but hal is a side character at best also ryan reynolds was just annoying
Anonymous No.212580664
>>212579362
You like krabby patties, don’t ya squidward..
Anonymous No.212580672 >>212580696 >>212580716 >>212580805 >>212584043
>>212580511
Rebel Moon is going to have a staunch cult following in 20 years, I hope he gets to make all 6 of them. It's the most pure Snyderesque movie he's done outside of Sucker Punch, like a huge budget Heavy Metal comic adaptation.
Anonymous No.212580696 >>212580776 >>212585296
>>212580672
sure thing Zack, just like Sucker Punch which everyone totally remembers
Anonymous No.212580705
>>212579340
Umm actually it was vault in the krusty krab that squidward broke into
Anonymous No.212580716
>>212580672
>like a huge budget Heavy Metal comic adaptation.
But Heavy Metal is sexy/cool while Rebel Moon is unwatchable ugly faggot shit
Anonymous No.212580740 >>212580759
>>212580596
>They Cloned Tyrone
>it's not a /pol/ joke movie name
wow
Anonymous No.212580759
>>212580740
it's actually decent desu
Anonymous No.212580776 >>212580789
>>212580696
Sucker Punch is the best thing he'll ever make, only one of his movies I consider a favorite
Anonymous No.212580789
>>212580776
go to bed Moviebob
Anonymous No.212580805
>>212580672
>all 6 of them
that's the number of the beast
if Snyder finishes these movies, the ritual will be complete and the world will end.
Anonymous No.212580815
>>212580654
have another drink ray
Anonymous No.212580851 >>212580962 >>212581035
>>212580408
>hal jordan is just a complete dumbass
Anonymous No.212580962
>>212580851
Anonymous No.212580964 >>212581049
>>212580384
i dont get the hate for this GL movie other then they ended it on a cliffhanger as if we were gonna get a sequel which obv is never happening. did it bomb at the theater? seems like it just came out a a bad time which is what ruined it
GL is just not popular enough to make millions?

who would win in a fight, GL or thor?
Anonymous No.212581035 >>212581057 >>212581080
>>212580851
why does hal have that weird lump on his head?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/dlanod/albums/72157594208628528/with/290475007
Anonymous No.212581049
>>212580964
thor because GL only exists to make green things that slowly break
Anonymous No.212581057
>>212581035
he can't stop fucking up
Anonymous No.212581078
>>212580384
if it came out today it would have done fine
Anonymous No.212581080 >>212581106 >>212582577
>>212581035
he can't stop fucking up
Anonymous No.212581106
>>212581080
he's not the only one, anon. Don't think I didn't see that.
Anonymous No.212581221
>>212579983
link me a decent quality one
Anonymous No.212581724
>>212580384
I saw this a few years back and you know what, I didn't hate it.

If you watch this after you have seen bilge like Wonder Woman, Birds of Prey, the Flash and Aquaman 2, you apreciate how good you had things back then. Its very much a family film vibe, like Antman and did not fit in with the darker DC films at the time, like Nolan's Batman trilogy, which were aimed at an older audience. That's the real reason for all the vitriol.

American's especially, but a lot of other people and film critics react with rage if a film isn't EXACTLY what they had expected going into it. It doesn't matter if the film is still good or indeed better as a result, if its not what baby wanted the toys are going to be thrown out of the pram. A recent example of this is Argylle, America wanted James Bond with a bit of Kingsman played by Henry Cavill and collectively did its nut at the twist. Seriously, there were riots in some American cinemas, people pulling up the seats and throwing them at the screen, shooting their guns in the air, that sort of thing, and nobody clapped at the end.

Never mind that it was a decent little family film, probably made to sell merchandise to kids too young to see the current Batman films, Americans wanted a darker take on the Lantens so this relatively breezy and lightweight little family scifi romp didn't land well at all.

Its not the best film ever, but isn't a bad film either, certainly not on the level of the hate it gets, and is better than every film in the post Joss Weed-on Justice league continuity films.
Anonymous No.212581747 >>212582696
>>212579435
>strongest ring user.
Ummm Hal?
Anonymous No.212581763
>>212580439
Lolwut? MoS had kino music and shots, I've never seen GL praises for its music or visuals or anything.
Anonymous No.212581923
>>212580346
>john stewart was great
Of all the Green Lanterns, he is the most boring.
Anonymous No.212582559
>>212580384
I think the best part is the costume design, i think it looks cool
Anonymous No.212582577
>>212581080
Worst. Cockring. Ever.
Anonymous No.212582604
>>212580004
He's a very stubborn person (highest raw will power among the green lanters). This makes him kind of an asshole to deal with
Anonymous No.212582616 >>212583710
>>212579266 (OP)
Can anyone explain me why Green Lantern looks retarded like that? Is that comic "accurate"? Because it looks awful. Fat middle aged man with dorky haircut. Whats wrong with this look?
Anonymous No.212582696
>>212581747
I would say the same thing a few weeks ago, but in a recent "green lantern lore" binge I did, turns out Guy is actually brain-damage, which somehow gives him an unbreakable will, like he's simply too mentally retarded for weak constructs and his stuff obliterate anything in his path. It's kind of funny, but it raises the question of why the guardians don't recruit more niggers
Anonymous No.212583427 >>212583462
>>212579266 (OP)
Does Nathan make this movie worth watching? Assuming you enjoy his performances?
Anonymous No.212583428 >>212583462
Green Lanterns can't kill but Guy slaughtered at least 20 Israeli soldiers in that scene
Anonymous No.212583462
>>212583427
Yes

>>212583428
Guy is based
Anonymous No.212583527
>>212579266 (OP)
Yeah the movie shouldnt be called Superman, it's Justice league 0.5
Gunn Is a pos
Anonymous No.212583599
>>212579340
Haha this is actually prime falseflaggin, well done
The real truth bomb is that it's an angry and seething minority of schizos that rampage through threads commenting
>capeslop grow up
And then (You) make posts saying
>I love it when a new superhero movie comes out and the "we hate capeshit" veil gets lifted
to try a pretend you aren't the same anons.
Anonymous No.212583710
>>212582616
guy gardner looks like the comics. new DCU is leaning into the corny designs somewhat
Anonymous No.212583730
>>212579340
>everyone on /tv/ is the same person
Anonymous No.212583761
>>212579435
John has the strongest will
I used to own the whole mosaic run that shit is worth money now fuck uou for giving it away dad
Anonymous No.212583774 >>212583813 >>212584260 >>212584315
whats the best mostly contained green lantern story to read?
Anonymous No.212583799
Why is this shitty Superman getting so much discussion. Are the internal box office numbers that bad that shills have to pollute the board?
Anonymous No.212583813
>>212583774
emerald twilight was pretty cool
Anonymous No.212583967 >>212584007 >>212584063
>>212579266 (OP)
Is Guy great in this movie or is he just a punching bag in it like almost always?
Anonymous No.212583968 >>212584028
>>212580004
He grabs women by the pussy then sniffs his finger.
Anonymous No.212584007 >>212584052
>>212583967
Lois makes fun of his haircut and nobody except for Metamorpho thinks the Justice Gang, which he insists upon, is a good name. That's pretty much it from what I recall.
Anonymous No.212584028
>>212583968
WW84 sucked but it was nice seeing Maxwell Lord not be completely evil again.
Anonymous No.212584043 >>212584089
>>212580672
>6 of them
there's six parts? lmao
Anonymous No.212584052 >>212584112 >>212584177
>>212584007
Huh. I through he’d get sidelined if not killed to save money on his ring effects.
Anonymous No.212584063
>>212583967
He's pretty powerful, but a bit of a douche, as Guy normally is.
Anonymous No.212584089
>>212584043
Not yet, but that's the plan
Anonymous No.212584112
>>212584052
He pretty much is. Mr. Terrific is the most prevalent Justice Gang member.
Anonymous No.212584177
>>212584052
Basically he only fights where you can see against the Kaiju and then OP. You see them fighting in the very distant background through Clark's apartment window while he is sulking about leaning his parents wanting him to make a harem and rule mankind. I think the only other scene of his ring powers is him blocking the windows of w building where Superman stumbles into after this is all revealed and the citizens are all trying to look inside.
Anonymous No.212584260
>>212583774
tales of the green lantern corps
emerald dawn
emerald dawn II
Anonymous No.212584274
>>212579340
Anon... it's paid shills and bots during promo campaign.
Anonymous No.212584315
>>212583774
Anonymous No.212585183
>>212580384
> dude nutsack head villain
What the fuck were they thinking????
Anonymous No.212585257
superman movie? sorry, too busy gooning to kira perez lol. i fucking love latinas
Anonymous No.212585296
>>212580696
That soundtrack is on my rotation. To this day. The samurai fight is what my kid self would have fantasized about and that is a good thing.
Anonymous No.212585550
I liked it.
It was much more coherent than Man of Steel in terms of story (and I liked MoS despite its HUGE flaws).
At least, this one just went well, let's do a comic book like Superman story and went full with it.
It reminded me of how I sometimes used to pick up a comic book, and there's clearly a lot of things that I missed, but it's not that problematic, and it even makes you want to dive in and try to go get what you skipped.
It's kind of the same vibe. No origin story. No "I put on the costume" for the first time or "here's my first flight" (as much as this scene in Mos is giving me goosebumps to this day). No, here, it's just yeah, there's super heroes, the dog, people kind of know about them, there's this very goody-Superman which is the image a majority of people have of him and deal with it.
I liked also how the script found ways to escalate the stakes in non stupid ways.

Really the best Superman movie since 1978 Reeve