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Anonymous No.212581473 >>212581718 >>212581769 >>212597932
/hor/-Horror General
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Anonymous No.212581559 >>212581718 >>212581800
Bava
Anonymous No.212581583 >>212589629
First for Twins of Evil
Anonymous No.212581593 >>212581624
>>212581267
I wanted it to be Wolfen but here we go, this was the winner.
This is some kind of film forgotten by pop culture like the De Niro Frankenstein.
Anonymous No.212581624
>>212581593
Wolfen is definitely one of my favorites, but Wolf is good too.
Anonymous No.212581655 >>212581683
>>212581535
i should rewatch 13 ghosts
Anonymous No.212581683 >>212581691
>>212581655
I'm more of a 13 candles kinda guy
https://youtu.be/ZRVBezlXPis?si=q2PNXC9p3uSkVC4u
Anonymous No.212581691 >>212581744
>>212581683
i a row?
Anonymous No.212581718
>>212581473 (OP)
>>212581559
Best Bava is Lisa and the Devil.
Anonymous No.212581728 >>212582000 >>212582020 >>212582251
A movie producer approaches you and offers you a reasonable budget to make a horror film with. You have one shot to make kino, or else your soul is his.

What sub-genre do you feel confident enough to perform this task with?
Anonymous No.212581744 >>212581803
>>212581691
All at once and leave them unsupervised near a curtain in Fixfags house
Anonymous No.212581769 >>212581847 >>212581966
>>212581473 (OP)
Haven't even seen this film but you can just sense the spaghetti from the pic.
Anonymous No.212581800 >>212581821 >>212581822
>>212581559
'rader
Anonymous No.212581803
>>212581744
Holy based
Anonymous No.212581821 >>212589446
>>212581800
>smooch
Anonymous No.212581822 >>212581847 >>212581899 >>212583845
>>212581800
No one wants to see Blacked here.
Anonymous No.212581847
>>212581822
>>212581769
Anonymous No.212581899 >>212582019
>>212581822
Then why are you always posting amanda myfix
Anonymous No.212581918
>this made millennials piss and shit themselves in fear
And they were right.
Anonymous No.212581966
>>212581769
It's mid tier Bava but very cozy
Anonymous No.212582000 >>212582071 >>212582641
>>212581728
Outer dimensional entities being misidentified as angels and demons, but they are just fighting each other and humanity is in the middle. Of course, this being very hidden and implicit with no way of the outside world to truly identiify them, except the few survivors caught in between this conflict. In the middle of the movie the protagonist realizes that humanity doesn't have a chance of enacting free will while these entities battle each other and this is done very offhandedly, to show how insignificant we are.
Anonymous No.212582019
>>212581899
Amanda Fix has nothing to do with Blacked
Anonymous No.212582020
>>212581728
This is harder to answer than I thought uhh... something SFX based. Monster/creature is probably the sure bet. A cool monster is easier than a scary ghost. And if you wanted to be real safe, animals are like pre-made monsters.
Final answer, GIANT RAT.
Anonymous No.212582071 >>212582136
>>212582000
>Outer dimensional entities being misidentified as angels and demons
>Angels and demons being misidentified as outer dimensional entities
I love both of these plots.
Anonymous No.212582136
>>212582071
It's a very patrician taste. Game recognizes game.
Anonymous No.212582193 >>212582207 >>212582226 >>212582248 >>212582554 >>212582596 >>212585335 >>212585402 >>212585778 >>212597854 >>212607135 >>212608890
Looking for alien/ufo themed horror recommendations. I've seen:

>A Fire in the Sky
>Phoenix Forgotten (kino)
>Dark Skies
>Falling Stars
>Communion (trash)
>The Fourth Kind
>The Block Island Sound
>The Fourth Kind
>The Vast of Night
>Europa Report
>Circle
>Event Horizon
>Nope
>Dark Encounter
>The Gracefield Incident
>The McPherson Tape
>Signs
Anonymous No.212582207
>>212582193
Check out the War Of The Worlds TV show from the 80s
Anonymous No.212582226
>>212582193
Oh, and also seen Sputnik.
Anonymous No.212582248
>>212582193
>>The Vast of Night
My nilla. I love that movie like you wouldn't believe. I'd suggest Life, but it's not exactly a contender for best alien/ufo, it just does a few things "alright-y". The alien isn't anything to write home either, but if you don't have anything else to watch...
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5442430/
Anonymous No.212582251 >>212582419
>>212581728
the safest thing would be to cheat and remake an old film with a solid plot.
and then film it in japan so the cenobites can't tell if the acting is good or not.
Anonymous No.212582419
>>212582251
Yeah, remakes never suck
Anonymous No.212582554
>>212582193
Area 51
Anonymous No.212582596
>>212582193
things
Anonymous No.212582641
>>212582000
Anonymous No.212582691 >>212582758
59 sleeps until Toxietime
Anonymous No.212582758
>>212582691
zoomers gonna be cryin in shock when titties appear onscreen
Anonymous No.212582800
>Quit calling me Ollie, I'm not your ranga cunt nephew you dumb fucking shiela
Anonymous No.212583103 >>212583159 >>212583199
Recommend the weirdest (but good) horror movies you've seen.
Anonymous No.212583159
>>212583103
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Anonymous No.212583199
>>212583103
>Possession
>Inland Empire
>The Boxer's Omen
Anonymous No.212583448 >>212583467
>zombie mom from Caveat
Anonymous No.212583467
>>212583448
Anonymous No.212583845 >>212583898 >>212585738
>>212581822
please leave your sexual fantasies at the door

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/FUZZXj_y7LteKvMa3Un8aA/
Anonymous No.212583898 >>212585738
>>212583845
THIRTEEN FUCKING PAGES?
Anonymous No.212583975 >>212584068 >>212584373
Anonymous No.212583979 >>212584002 >>212584226
does anyone here go to AMC Scream Unseen screenings?
What do you think the next one will be?
I thought it would be Together but I noticed they have separate early-access showtimes for that so now I'm thinking Strange Harvest. The rating is the same and the runtime is only off by 7 minutes.
Anonymous No.212584002 >>212584242
>>212583979
oh, I guess it could also be The Home. I forgot about that movie.
Anonymous No.212584068 >>212584249 >>212589717
>>212583975
tfw no full length skeleton slasher
Anonymous No.212584226 >>212607395
>>212583979
Not murrican but this is what I have in my upcoming films list.
>I Know What You Did Last Summer (July 18)
>Together (July 30)
>Weapons (August 8)
>Strange Harvest: Occult Murder in the Inland Empire (August 8)
>Shelby Oaks (August 22)
>Toxic Avenger (August 29)
Anonymous No.212584242
>>212584002
>The Home
I had forgotten this was a thing. Trailer looked kind of cheapo but guess we'll see.
Anonymous No.212584249 >>212584373
>>212584068
That could be kino.
Anonymous No.212584373 >>212585237
>>212583975
>>212584249
I love skellies
Anonymous No.212585237 >>212585355
>>212584373
What about statues?
Anonymous No.212585335
>>212582193
Altered
Devil's Gate
Honeymoon
Forgotten

Crap tier:
Unaware
Unidentified (2013) (first 2/3ds of this might as well be The Hangover before they get to the ayy stuff)
Catskill Park
The Encounter
Anonymous No.212585355 >>212585711
>>212585237
not quite as good, but still cool
Anonymous No.212585390 >>212586206 >>212602483
Another 4 movies watched:

>Ziam
Zombie outbreak after an apocalyptic event. For an action-zombie movie, it's above average. My only real complaint is the sentimental bullshit parts that drag it down. Would recommend giving it a watch.
>Morgan
Not sure why this was labeled as horror, as it's just a sci-fi action-thriller movie. The Ayyy girl herself plays Morgan, and Kata Mara is attractive in the consultant role. I enjoyed it except two things; the first being the fight scenes have a hundred cuts per minute and the second being the big ending reveal is incredibly obvious from the start. Still recommend it if you're a fan of action-thrillers.
>Live Different
I'm the FF Chad of /hor/ and this was boring as all hell. It's 97% drama about two new parents with a baby, and the other 3% is sci-fi shit that seems tacked on. None of this I would say is horror at all.
Anonymous No.212585402
>>212582193
>Phoenix Forgotten (kino)
Then you must watch The Phoenix Tapes '97
Anonymous No.212585711 >>212587688
>>212585355
For me its bees.
Anonymous No.212585738
>>212583845
>>212583898
The anon spamming that image 300+ times is Gadonfag/Fixfag, for those unaware.
Anonymous No.212585778 >>212587719 >>212596003
>>212582193
>Phoenix Forgotten (kino)
Anonymous No.212586206 >>212586355
>>212585390
That's only 3.

>Not sure why this was labeled as horror
The streaming sites really suck at classifying movies sometimes. That does have a bit of a Frankenstein aspect to it though.
Anonymous No.212586355 >>212591532
>>212586206
>That's only 3.
Yeah, I have no clue why I thought I watched 4. Maybe because I usually try to fit in another after a really shitty movie like Live Different.
>That does have a bit of a Frankenstein aspect to it though
Not really since it's just genetic modification instead of piecing together per part. More on par with an android/AI movie.
Anonymous No.212587688
>>212585711
>They even made it the right type of bee
Bees are great
Anonymous No.212587719 >>212591050
>>212585778
Griffith?
Anonymous No.212588733 >>212588765
I love when /hor/ is completely dead
Anonymous No.212588765 >>212588810
>>212588733
Dr Hichcock fan?
Anonymous No.212588810
>>212588765
>Italian movie
No. I could never get into Italian horror movies. I also hate how they would do the audio all in post. Fuck that shit.
Anonymous No.212588811
Bava
Anonymous No.212588944 >>212593395
Anonymous No.212589273
Anonymous No.212589446
>>212581821
Exceptionally smoochable
Anonymous No.212589629
>>212581583
based
Anonymous No.212589717 >>212591700 >>212602543
>>212584068
do like Terminator but instead of metal it's just bones. call it Terminabone.
in the sequel his enemy is made of liquid bone.
in the future skeletons rule the earth
Anonymous No.212590780 >>212591035
Apparently there's a sequel to New Religion called Neu Mirrors.
Anonymous No.212590839 >>212591217 >>212591389
I was just reminding myself about how great this movie was. I wish there was a sequel.
Anonymous No.212591035
>>212590780
ily anon
Anonymous No.212591050
>>212587719
MIURA YOU HACK
Anonymous No.212591168 >>212602606
>The Blackwell Ghost
Has anyone seen any of these? I have 1, 4-6, & 8 all downloaded. Going to watch them eventually once I get the other 3 I'm missing.
Anonymous No.212591217
>>212590839
thanks for the rec i will try it
Anonymous No.212591232 >>212591576 >>212591725 >>212593040
Recommend some horror movies where it's not clear at first what the horror actually is, serial killer, ghost, demon, alien? Etc.
Anonymous No.212591389 >>212598238 >>212604115
>>212590839
Canadian excellence.
Anonymous No.212591532 >>212591647
>>212586355
I meant more the man-made monster aspect, complete with minor rampage. The inclusion of the lake could even be taken as an allusion to it if you want to go that far.
Anonymous No.212591576
>>212591232
The Empty Man, I'd say
Anonymous No.212591647
>>212591532
Then yeah, it has a bit of Frankenstein in it. I did think there was going to be a "look at the flowers" ending when they got to the lake.
Anonymous No.212591700 >>212591748
>>212589717
This is so bad, but apparently not as bad as Skeleton Man.
Anonymous No.212591725
>>212591232
Devil's Gate.
Anonymous No.212591748
>>212591700
>there will be no leftovers
Did 2000s era movies have the best taglines?
Anonymous No.212592828 >>212592907 >>212592964 >>212593034 >>212593479
Absolute kino. Chuds just don't get it.
Anonymous No.212592907
>>212592828
chud here. cinematography is nice but the script is barren
Anonymous No.212592964 >>212594058
>>212592828
NOPE is actually good, which is shocking given who made it. I love that scene as it shows that Jean Jacket was there for a long time.
Anonymous No.212593034
>>212592828
I liked it a lot more than Us but I don't think it's as good as Get Out.
Anonymous No.212593040
>>212591232
Scream and Scream Again
Anonymous No.212593395 >>212594212
>>212588944
Anonymous No.212593479
>>212592828
I hated this scene so fucking much because it's real life.
Anonymous No.212594058 >>212594311
>>212592964
Redditor trying to subvert /hor/
Anonymous No.212594212 >>212594326 >>212595492 >>212598791 >>212602687
>>212593395
I would have shat my pants back then in the cinema.
Anonymous No.212594311 >>212594953 >>212595094
>>212594058
I don't visit reddit, but you clearly do, thanks for outing yourself.
Anonymous No.212594326 >>212597987
>>212594212
I would've shat your pants too
Anonymous No.212594953 >>212595088 >>212596320
>>212594311
Reddit loves Sinners, and Nope and others like that. Go back
Anonymous No.212595088 >>212595342 >>212596163
>>212594953
You sure do know a lot about what reddit likes, which proves you're from there. Again, thanks for outing yourself. Filtered. Reply more, I won't see it.
Anonymous No.212595094
>>212594311
Not that anon, but you need to go back
Anonymous No.212595342
>>212595088
You have to go back, Laura
Anonymous No.212595492
>>212594212
They could've at least filmed some fresh animal cruelty instead of swiping footage from The Lost World. This was only a little before the era of Cannibal Holocaust after all.
Anonymous No.212595545 >>212595608 >>212595923 >>212596199
WATCH RED ROOMS
Anonymous No.212595608
>>212595545
Cringe
Anonymous No.212595923
>>212595545
You just know how many simps this scene attracted
Anonymous No.212596003
>>212585778
I wish this would get a swagged out release on 4k already
Anonymous No.212596163 >>212596199
>>212595088
Anonymous No.212596199
>>212595545
Is this you?>>212596163
Anonymous No.212596320 >>212596761
>>212594953
>/hor/ loves Sinners, and Nope and others like that
ftfy
Anonymous No.212596761 >>212598206
>>212596320
Meds
Anonymous No.212597854
>>212582193

The interrupted journey /UFO incident (TV 1975)

https://youtu.be/hCrFdFG2xB4
Anonymous No.212597932 >>212598010 >>212598091 >>212598178 >>212598320 >>212603187
>>212581473 (OP)
grim
Anonymous No.212597987 >>212598791
>>212594326
Anonymous No.212598010 >>212598219
>>212597932
We all get there eventually, look at Clint Eastwood.
Anonymous No.212598011
that has to be the coziest house I've ever seen in a horror movie
Anonymous No.212598023
I usually don't watch short movies but this one was great.
Anonymous No.212598091
>>212597932
y u do dis doe
Anonymous No.212598178
>>212597932
Yikes lol
Anonymous No.212598206
>>212596761
Anonymous No.212598219 >>212598489
>>212598010
Girls age a LOT worse.
Dont compare a 90 year old man to a 40 year old female.
Anonymous No.212598238
>>212591389
Kek.
Anonymous No.212598320 >>212598451
>>212597932
Damn. They never age well. lol.
Anonymous No.212598451 >>212598511
>>212598320
They never do
Anonymous No.212598489
>>212598219
On average, yes. I meant that we all get old and wrinkly at some point. Nobody can outrun aging, guys just tend to look more distinguished.
Anonymous No.212598511 >>212598690
>>212598451
Tell me about it
Anonymous No.212598690
>>212598511
Grim.
Anonymous No.212598735
Here's a good 15 minute horror short. I put it in a Catbox because the Youtube thumbnail was spoilery.

https://litter.catbox.moe/d5f3an.mp4
Anonymous No.212598791 >>212598887 >>212599368 >>212603638
>>212594212
>>212597987
Love these movies.
People That Time Forgot was also a good one.
Anonymous No.212598887 >>212598942
>>212598791
Man, I dont even want to look up what she looks like today
Anonymous No.212598942 >>212599441
>>212598887
Anonymous No.212599177 >>212599338
I'm sorry but I'm not understanding the praise final destination bloodlines is getting by horror fans.
Anonymous No.212599338 >>212599481
>>212599177
I didn't think it was, but I don't concern myself with others outside /hor/ honestly. It was a 5.5/10 movie and I still hate they made Tony Todd's character part of it instead the fanbase accepted human form of death.
Anonymous No.212599368
>>212598791
>Patrick Wayne
Based. I'll give that one a watch
Anonymous No.212599441
>>212598942
Holy shit
Anonymous No.212599481
>>212599338
> and I still hate they made Tony Todd's character part of it instead the fanbase accepted human form of death.
Yeah that was dumb lol. They just wanted to add that dumb N kid too
Anonymous No.212599683 >>212599745
Watched pic related today.
Anonymous No.212599705 >>212599792
crucible of horror/terror worth watching?
Anonymous No.212599745 >>212600203
>>212599683
qrd? need something to watch tomorrow
Anonymous No.212599792 >>212599798
>>212599705
I like it, so yes
Anonymous No.212599798 >>212599981
>>212599792
both movies?
Anonymous No.212599830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfKIxE8q2_4
Anonymous No.212599978 >>212600021 >>212600195
Anonymous No.212599981
>>212599798
I can't remember horror (the corpse?) but terror does things I like and has James Bolam in it
Anonymous No.212600021 >>212600293 >>212601490
>>212599978
I miss low-rise jeans. Land whales ruined everything.
Anonymous No.212600195
>>212599978
Dressing like that is actually very very uncomfortable. I tried dressing fitted before and it is very uncomfortable. Actresses/females are so desperate to show off their bodies they put up with that. It is so uncomfortable and it feels like shit. Daily reminder that having layers of products on your face and wearing fitted clothing for hours during the day will make you feel like shit. No wonder so many females are on drugs and depressed.
Anonymous No.212600203 >>212600861
>>212599745
You wouldn't like it.
Anonymous No.212600293 >>212600367 >>212600429 >>212600482 >>212600540 >>212601062
>>212600021
I don't. 2000s fashion was ugly.
Anonymous No.212600367
>>212600293
Youre fat.
Anonymous No.212600429
>>212600293
And ugly
Anonymous No.212600482
>>212600293
And old, gross and out of shape
Anonymous No.212600521
Anonymous No.212600540
>>212600293
And smell bad
Anonymous No.212600583
I like movies where you can tell the actresses are wearing actual panties and not thongs. Seems pretty rare these days in western movies.
Anonymous No.212600777
>4chuds instantly project
Anonymous No.212600861 >>212601140
>>212600203
is it bad?
Anonymous No.212601062
>>212600293
>and endless supply of hot, thin, white people
Anonymous No.212601140
>>212600861
It's good, but it's a German SOV from the 80s. For hardcore horrorchads only.
Anonymous No.212601190 >>212601473 >>212601788
Fat millennial btfo lol
Anonymous No.212601473
>>212601190
Yeah haha
Anonymous No.212601485 >>212601665 >>212602617 >>212603334 >>212603337 >>212606039 >>212607804
Being in a Lovecraft-themed marathon lately. Already seen:
>Pickman's Model
>Dagon
>Re-animator
>From Beyond
>am1200
>The Call of Cthulhu
>Mouth of Madness
>The Void
>Underwater
>Borderlands/Final Prayer
Any additions or warnings?
Anonymous No.212601490 >>212601784
>>212600021
I remember being in high school and this one girl wearing jeans so low i could see the beginning of her pubes, so kino.
Anonymous No.212601665
>>212601485
The Resurrected
Anonymous No.212601784 >>212603001
>>212601490
And by girl you meant boy right
Anonymous No.212601788 >>212602003
>>212601190
>millennial who grew up with shit 2000s fashion is right
ftfy
Anonymous No.212602003 >>212602273 >>212602367
>>212601788
Lose some weight, unc
Anonymous No.212602273 >>212602367
>>212602003
I am 47 and in the best shape of my life
Anonymous No.212602367
>>212602003
>>212602273
Literally me
Anonymous No.212602483 >>212602611
>>212585390
>Ziam
The trailer for this looked decent, will give it a whirl.
Anonymous No.212602543 >>212603974
>>212589717
>in the future skeletons rule the earth
fund it
Anonymous No.212602606 >>212602674
>>212591168
Watched the first one, it was ok but underwhelming enough I wasn't going to commit to X more.
The Senritsu series on youtube is way better.
Anonymous No.212602611
>>212602483
Hope you enjoy it. I did like that there's an apocalyptic event prior to zombies. I don't think I've seen that before, usually it's always the zombie outbreak that starts the apocalyptic event.
Anonymous No.212602617
>>212601485
The Mist
Anonymous No.212602674 >>212602816
>>212602606
I've seen most of the Senritsu series, but do have to pick it back up. Might do that for October along with the PA series and the last two [REC] movies..
Anonymous No.212602687 >>212604307
>>212594212
I would have cummed my pants given her scenes.
That scene was fucked up though lol. "Here's some mondo animal gore in the middle of your kino bro"
Anonymous No.212602816 >>212603057
>>212602674
If you do watch the Blackwell series post a review, if they evolve in an interesting way I'd probably go back to it.
Anonymous No.212603001
>>212601784
NO, IT WAS A GIRL, A REAL GIRL, SHUT UP
Anonymous No.212603057
>>212602816
I always post small thoughts on horror movies I watch. Just hope the other Blackwell movies aren't hard to find.
Anonymous No.212603187
>>212597932
>84
Why are you surprised she looks like an old lady?
Anonymous No.212603249 >>212603325 >>212603681 >>212604123
Anonymous No.212603325
>>212603249
God i wish that were me.
Anonymous No.212603334
>>212601485
Die. Monster. Die
The Shuttered Room
The Curse
Castle Freak
Anonymous No.212603337
>>212601485
Color Out of Space.
Anonymous No.212603561 >>212603678 >>212603836
Watched The Hanging Woman, horror movies give me the impression people only ever inherit houses that are spooky from relatives
Anonymous No.212603630 >>212603733
Another incel horror flick. Short flick and you can watch it 4free on fawesome.
Anonymous No.212603638
>>212598791
Now we just need At The Earth's Core and Warlords Of Atlantis to round out the Doug McClure creature features and The Last Dinosaur to complete the non-godzilla 70's rubber dinosaur cycle.
Anonymous No.212603678 >>212603837 >>212604012 >>212604265 >>212604414 >>212605081
>>212603561
I'll inherit my parent's house. The only thing that's spooky about it is nobody has been in the attic before, and yet there's supposedly a box of something up there. Nobody owned the house before either, my parents are the original owner.
Anonymous No.212603681 >>212603806
>>212603249
Anonymous No.212603733
>>212603630
The Incel Tapes is the GOAT of incel horror movies, and it's hilarious as fuck.
Anonymous No.212603806 >>212604357
>>212603681
Wicked City and Demon City make for a good anime horror double-feature.
Anonymous No.212603836 >>212603887
>>212603561
>The Hanging Woman
aka Beyond The Living Dead on Tubi.
Surprisingly good movie.
Anonymous No.212603837 >>212603915
>>212603678
I'm sure it's fine
Anonymous No.212603887
>>212603836
Yeah The Hanging Woman only spoils the first couple minutes as a title lol
Anonymous No.212603915 >>212604022
>>212603837
The house if a POS and I'll have to fix it up, so I'll get to the attic at some point. One day I'll make a post about going up there and might never come back.
Anonymous No.212603974
>>212602543
that's enough internet for today. i have PTSD now
Anonymous No.212604012 >>212604104
>>212603678
Just some old family mementos I'm sure. Nothing of great import.
Anonymous No.212604022
>>212603915
Anonymous No.212604104 >>212604282 >>212604435
>>212604012
How would there be mementos in the attic when nobody has been up there? My only hope it's some construction shit they just left behind when they built the house. If it's not that, I'm probably going to disappear into the void.
Anonymous No.212604115
>>212591389
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary!
Anonymous No.212604123
>>212603249
Anonymous No.212604265
>>212603678
a freaky ghost woman looking like sadako/kayako awaits you there
Anonymous No.212604282 >>212604497
>>212604104
Maybe grandma's secretly really good at architecture and left you presents up there?
Anonymous No.212604307 >>212604731 >>212604749 >>212604799 >>212605069
>>212602687
> I would have cummed my pants given her scenes.
Why do American man children speak like this? I guess it’s true when they say America is a nation of man children. Lemme guess, your wife allows you to have your friends over on friday for pizza and beer and football?
Anonymous No.212604357 >>212604668
>>212603806
>Demon City
Haven't seen it, thanks for the rec.
Anonymous No.212604414 >>212604497
>>212603678
Dad's hidden porno mags. They've all got em.
Anonymous No.212604435
>>212604104
I didn't say whose family.
Anonymous No.212604497 >>212604846 >>212605002
>>212604282
That movie was below average, but watchable.

>>212604414
We already found them after he died and cleaned things out. His were under his nightstand & bed, and up in the closet. It was only a few of them from the 80s.
Anonymous No.212604668
>>212604357
Great opening.
Anonymous No.212604731
>>212604307
t. projecting brownie
Anonymous No.212604749
>>212604307
How did you know?
Anonymous No.212604799 >>212605919
>>212604307
I think you just described every regular poster in here
Anonymous No.212604846
>>212604497
rip to a real one.
I don't think I'll stand to inherit anything spooky. A haunted cat, maybe.
Anonymous No.212604975 >>212605055 >>212605664 >>212606157
This movie was unexpectedly good. I like the several references to James Randi, La Vey, Bohemian Grove, SRI, Uri Geller etc.
Anonymous No.212605002
>>212604497
>below average
Idk the advert segments got me every time, overall solid plot, nice effects
Anonymous No.212605055
>>212604975
>unexpectedly
It was heavily hyped here before general release. Great movie tho
Anonymous No.212605069
>>212604307
Anonymous No.212605081 >>212605117
>>212603678
>nobody has been in the attic before, and yet there's supposedly a box of something up there
Boxes of things don't get there unless they're put there. If they're video tapes, I'd smash them to bits before throwing them out.

You don't want to find yourself in a situation like the movies 8mm or Vacancy.
Anonymous No.212605117 >>212605193
>>212605081
Or Sinister.
Anonymous No.212605193
>>212605117
Literally my first thought.
Anonymous No.212605257 >>212605713 >>212605755
Anonymous No.212605664
>>212604975
It's alright for a more recent release. The transition cards being AI was really lame, though, you can tell they slapped this flick together.
Anonymous No.212605713 >>212605883 >>212606457 >>212607851
>>212605257
The Tekken movie had this same scene in it. kek
Anonymous No.212605717 >>212607893
Scream 5 was very underwhelming. I was pretty interested going in since I've generally liked the other films by the director duo, and Kyle Gallner was in it and he's usually good/in good shit. But Gallner was barely in it and the whole thing just felt kind of boring. Really didn't like the main girl, uninteresting and unpleasant. Not a lot of laughs either, Randy's black niece was the only kind of funny character. Definitely the weakest of the 5. One more left.
Anonymous No.212605755 >>212605838 >>212605848
>>212605257
Why did you this webm of Chun Li on this thread.
Anonymous No.212605838 >>212606062
>>212605755
Because being jumped by Vega is fucking horrifying.
Anonymous No.212605848
>>212605755
Street Fighter is /hor/ adjacent.
Anonymous No.212605883
>>212605713
Except half the animation budget.
Anonymous No.212605919 >>212605991
>>212604799
Hey…
Anonymous No.212605991 >>212606043 >>212606528
>>212605919
Is this you? You watch /hor/ in this set up?
Anonymous No.212606039
>>212601485
I SAID MESSIAH OF EVIL
Anonymous No.212606043 >>212606097 >>212606289 >>212607285
>>212605991
So what if I am like that? My wife is happy, I am happy. Without a wife, no other girls would even give me attention.
Anonymous No.212606062 >>212606117
>>212605838
Fuck Vega and his Freddy claws.
Anonymous No.212606097
>>212606043
> Without a wife, no other girls would even give me attention.
This pretty much sums up 90% of men. Sad.
Anonymous No.212606117
>>212606062
fuck off tranime fag
Anonymous No.212606157
>>212604975
I wasn't that into it past the beginning. The ending I think was very rushed. I really wanted it to lean more into the Halloween Special theme but they were lazy with it
Anonymous No.212606289 >>212606477 >>212606516
>>212606043
>So what if I am like that
If you have to ask, you're not happy, just coping.
Anonymous No.212606368
Not really /tv/ but anyone here played outlast trials?
I heard it's actually a good horror game.
Anonymous No.212606457
>>212605713
Anonymous No.212606477
>>212606289
80-90% of married men are copers desu. A white person doing the β€œmuh wife and kids” is the same as a black doing β€œmuh dick.”
Anonymous No.212606516 >>212606563
>>212606289
I’m happy, dude. My wife is just as beautiful as when I met her.
Anonymous No.212606528 >>212606601 >>212606667 >>212606821 >>212606829 >>212606912 >>212608076
>>212605991
Sleuths pointed out you watch movies on an Acer laptop yesterday NPM. A 24 inch monitor would be an upgrade to your setup.
Anonymous No.212606563
>>212606516
LOL he did the β€œmuh still beautiful wife” thing. Ahahahahahhahahahahahah.
Anonymous No.212606601 >>212606827 >>212607456
>>212606528
Is that your face when Tyrone doesn’t come over?
Anonymous No.212606667 >>212606734
>>212606528
What are you talking about?
Anonymous No.212606734 >>212606770
>>212606667
You watch movies on laptop yesterday?
Anonymous No.212606770 >>212606821
>>212606734
Yesterday? What are you talking about? I wasnt here yesterday or much this week. Been busy at work. I am here on weekends though.
Anonymous No.212606821
>>212606770
K
>>212606528
>Sleuths
Take your meds.
Anonymous No.212606827 >>212606872
>>212606601
Brutally weak reply. Hilariously bad attempt at samefagging this >>212543120 away.
The image numbers don't lie.
Anonymous No.212606829
>>212606528
top kek
Anonymous No.212606833 >>212607024 >>212607607 >>212607609 >>212607835
>its a horror/noir combo

Any good suggestions for this? So far I've enjoyed Lord of Illusions and Broadcast Signal Intrusion. I liked 28mm but I expected way more manhunt esque horror, that only really peaks a bit at the end.
Anonymous No.212606872
>>212606827
Thats not me
Anonymous No.212606912
>>212606528
Not him but I watch on desktop
Anonymous No.212607024 >>212607082
>>212606833
>The Ninth Gate
>The Night Flier
>The Midnight Meat Train
Broadcast Signal Intrusion was great. Started out really low budget looking but I was invested by the end. I almost want to obsessively rewatch it to see if I can piece more together but I'm too lazy.
Anonymous No.212607082
>>212607024
Midnight Meat Train's good, I gotta look more into Clive Barker's non hellraiser stories. Thanks for the other recs
Anonymous No.212607135
>>212582193
Go watch Altered this very second!
Anonymous No.212607285
>>212606043
>I am happy
sad
Anonymous No.212607296 >>212607555
Anonymous No.212607395
>>212584226
>Shelby Oaks (August 22)
Anonymous No.212607456
>>212606601
Look bud, let you in on a secret. Us whites have no issues with Tyrone doing our beautiful wives. We all do it. But when you keep mentioning it like that, it gets a little annoying.
If it wasnt for whites, movies like Get Out, X and Sinners wouldnt be so successful.
Anonymous No.212607555
>>212607296
even paper michael is threatening
Anonymous No.212607581 >>212607624 >>212607673 >>212607679 >>212607684 >>212607719 >>212607769 >>212607785 >>212607796 >>212607956 >>212607962 >>212608021 >>212608076 >>212608101 >>212608281 >>212608562 >>212608599
Milla Jovovich
Anonymous No.212607607
>>212606833
Alias Nick Beal
The Man Behind the Mask
Hangover Square

^if you like older noir
Anonymous No.212607609
>>212606833
Cure (1997)
Anonymous No.212607624
>>212607581
Wow lol. Looks are completely gone.
Anonymous No.212607673
>>212607581
Looks terrible. Who is she?
Anonymous No.212607679
>>212607581
Wow, lol, looks like she hasn't aged a day. I know exactly who this is, too.
Anonymous No.212607684
>>212607581
Fuck those zombie dogs.
Anonymous No.212607719
>>212607581
Hell no.
Anonymous No.212607769
>>212607581
Pass
Anonymous No.212607785 >>212607888
>>212607581
>IMG_2003.jpg
kys pissman
Anonymous No.212607796
>>212607581
Ewww no
Anonymous No.212607804
>>212601485
Go watch Color out of Space this very second!
Anonymous No.212607835
>>212606833
Angel Heart
Might be the best horror/noir of all time.

Curse of the Demon
Cat People 1942
If you want something more classic.
Anonymous No.212607851 >>212607973
>>212605713
Anonymous No.212607888 >>212607929
>>212607785
Where in the post was age mentioned?
Anonymous No.212607893
>>212605717
I thought it was alright, had some ok action in it. The next one is at least interesting for the "brute Ghostface" approach.
Anonymous No.212607929 >>212607965
>>212607888
It's safe to assume anyone who posts with an "IMG_" named pic is the spammer.
Anonymous No.212607956
>>212607581
Hell yes, would not pass.
Anonymous No.212607962 >>212608001
>>212607581
Yikes. Is she alive in that pic?
Anonymous No.212607965 >>212607988 >>212608001
>>212607929
Don't even bother, he's baiting so hard he's probably vibrating in rage at the other end.
Anonymous No.212607973 >>212608066
>>212607851
Compare the cinematography of this scene to any scene in the first Strangers film.
I don't think shooting on digital cameras is to blame; they have no idea how to do good lighting anymore.
Anonymous No.212607988 >>212608073
>>212607965
Notice how he had to shitpost two more times after I countered his initial ones on the Mila pic. What a tool. kek
Anonymous No.212608001
>>212607962
LOL
>>212607965
What is the bait?
Anonymous No.212608021
>>212607581
She looks vibrant and healthy in this pic, good for her.
Anonymous No.212608066 >>212608129
>>212607973
there was a handful of nice shots imo (aside from the ass shots). the one where he was sitting in the chair, and this one.
but I agree it's a bit of a disaster of a film.
Anonymous No.212608073 >>212608165
>>212607988
I dont notice any shit posting
Anonymous No.212608076
>>212606528
This post pissed him off BAD.

>>212607581
Looks fantastic.
Anonymous No.212608101
>>212607581
I'd fuck her ass
Anonymous No.212608129
>>212608066
>(aside from the ass shots).
Should probably be posting webms of those scenes.
Anonymous No.212608165
>>212608073
I did, two times, can you read?
Anonymous No.212608281
>>212607581
More like Milla Jam-my-dick
Anonymous No.212608430 >>212608628
Shallow Grave still holds up. The apartment is still a ridiculous size but points for making it cold enough a body would take a while to stink
Anonymous No.212608562
>>212607581
Double her age and pass her on to the next simp
Anonymous No.212608599 >>212608710 >>212609064
>>212607581
Cut her age in half, and give her to /hor/.
Anonymous No.212608628 >>212608954 >>212609195
>>212608430
>Shallow Grave
The 1987 one?
Anonymous No.212608691 >>212608746 >>212608996
Anonymous No.212608710 >>212608731
>>212608599
**triple her age and /hor/ will love her even more
Anonymous No.212608731 >>212608789 >>212608825
>>212608710
Be quiet NPM
Anonymous No.212608746
>>212608691
VALENTINE!
Anonymous No.212608789 >>212608899 >>212608928
>>212608731
Haven’t seen him around, or cabinanon here too. I saw him /ck/ though lol. He bought an entire box of hot sauce.
Anonymous No.212608825
>>212608731
kek
Anonymous No.212608890
>>212582193
which of the alien kinks on this list is the best? I'm in the mood tonight
Anonymous No.212608899
>>212608789
They have both been MIA
Anonymous No.212608928 >>212608991
>>212608789
He's around all the time in these threads, Try getting some glasses, gramps.
Anonymous No.212608954
>>212608628
1994 one
Anonymous No.212608991 >>212609014
>>212608928
Havent noticed them. I dont really pay attention to who is on an anonymous forum.
Anonymous No.212608996
>>212608691
Thank you for your service, Paul W. S. Anderson. Very cool.
Anonymous No.212609014 >>212609116 >>212609183 >>212609454
>>212608991
But you can read, right? Can you see what I've just typed here? Probably not. Eyesight goes when you're 40+, or so they tell me.
Anonymous No.212609064
>>212608599
based
Anonymous No.212609116 >>212609138
>>212609014
I am 47 and I see fine
Anonymous No.212609138
>>212609116
Don't care, didn't ask. You apparently can't read.
Anonymous No.212609183 >>212609302 >>212609328 >>212609454
>>212609014
literally talking to unc lmao
Anonymous No.212609195 >>212609260
Gonna watch the 1987 Shallow Grave thanks to anon >>212608628
Anonymous No.212609260 >>212609396
>>212609195
I think the other one isn't even horror.
Anonymous No.212609302 >>212609454
>>212609183
?
Anonymous No.212609324 >>212609366
Amanda Fix bake comin up
Anonymous No.212609328
>>212609183
Yeah, he thinks we want to hear his life story every post. Go to bed, gramps, all your war stories are fake.
Anonymous No.212609366
>>212609324
She is a lot younger here
Anonymous No.212609368
Reminder to everyone to avoid the Craplifes shill thread.
Anonymous No.212609396 >>212609443
>>212609260
You haven't been to Glasgow
Anonymous No.212609443 >>212609512
>>212609396
My da' is from there.
Anonymous No.212609454 >>212609479 >>212609546 >>212609579
>>212609014
>>212609183
Pissman
>>212609302
You were talking to him all the time. The call is coming from inside the house
Anonymous No.212609479 >>212609567
>>212609454
That's not him. You replied to the wrong person, again.
Anonymous No.212609512 >>212609537
>>212609443
Sorry he desensitised you to violence I guess
Anonymous No.212609537 >>212609723
>>212609512
That's just Scotland in general.
Anonymous No.212609546 >>212609603
>>212609454
Stop calling everyone pissman
Anonymous No.212609567 >>212609603 >>212609612
>>212609479
Shut the fuck up Pissman
Anonymous No.212609579
>>212609454
At this point, you are as much of a spammer retard as the people you call spammers
Anonymous No.212609603
>>212609546
See >>212609567
Anonymous No.212609612 >>212609715
>>212609567
Again, wrong person, retard. But you're blind and illiterate, remember unc? zozzle
Anonymous No.212609715
>>212609612
He is pushing 50
Anonymous No.212609723
>>212609537
Idk the early 90s still had a hands on feel that really solidifies the grimness of the place in general, no matter what colour you paint it
Anonymous No.212609736
Abysmal thread. I'll bake but shut the fuck up pissman.
Anonymous No.212609764 >>212609894
NEW
>>212609684
NEW
>>212609684
NEW
>>212609684
Anonymous No.212609784 >>212609796 >>212609937
Real thread
>>212609779
>>212609779
>>212609779
>>212609779
Anonymous No.212609796 >>212609819
>>212609784
This is the real thread. I'm posting in that one.
Anonymous No.212609819 >>212609937
>>212609796
The other one won't even survive, Gadonfag is persona non-grata with jannies.
Anonymous No.212609894 >>212609937
>>212609764
Ignore. It won't even survive a dozen posts before getting deleted.
Anonymous No.212609937 >>212610288
>>212609819
>>212609894
Now if only the janny could remove the first two posts from the new thread >>212609784, which are clearly the spammers.
Anonymous No.212610288
>>212609937
Yep, both of them.