Thread 212584483

Redpill me on Supergirl. If Superman has a hot cousin, then why didn't his family send her straight to him with instructions to breed pureblooded Kryptonians?

>>212584483 (OP)
Is creating a harem just ripping off that recent cartoon about that kid that finds out his superman dad is actually a bad guy or whatever? I don't remember what it's called.

>>212584483 (OP)

Kryptonians literally forbid cousin marriage because they're space America. I'm not kidding. Considering cousin marriage is treated as normal in every goddamn country except USA and Bulgaria, I guess the message is that Superman was already american before landing in America, and Krypton, the perfect society, is just like America.

So Superman not breeding Kara is just more amerimutt propaganda.

>>212584558
Indestructible I think its called

>>212584570
>fucking cousins
This is some real inbred shit.

>>212584570
First cousin marriage is legal in the South West and the West Coast you dipshit. It isn't a federal crime.

>>212584570
>Considering cousin marriage is treated as normal in every goddamn country except USA and Bulgaria
Are you retarded? America is one of the only first world countries where fucking your cousin is the norm

>>212584575
It's called Invincible. It just sounds like james gunn wanted to make invincible and put it into superman along with his dog.

>>212585219
did that make you cry and piss yourself?

because inbreeding of close relatives has some negative effects

>>212584483 (OP)
>hot

>>212585219
Mark doesn't even have a harem. One of his multiverse counterparts does. The main Mark canonically grows old with the woman he loves.

>>212585591
Yes, incel, she is very hot

>>212584570
Cousin marriage is only illegal in Catholic or formerly Catholic countries (and by extension Canada and America since they were colonies of Europe).

>>212584805
>Are you retarded? America is one of the only first world countries where fucking your cousin is the norm
Based incest fetishist

>>212584570
>Kryptonians literally forbid cousin marriage
That's a lie tho.

>>212584483 (OP)
She's so cute bros, better than expected.

>>212584483 (OP)
is that monke from house of the dragon? she looks cute wtf

>>212585796
That's not true, you can marry your cousin just fine in Canada & most of the heavily Catholic countries these days. Also, the People's Republic of China forbids 1st cousin marriages; last time I checked they didn't have many Catholics there.

>>212584483 (OP)
They're going to give her a black boyfriend, aren't they? They just can't help themselves.

>>212585219
Nah I'm pretty sure it was called Indomitable

>>212584483 (OP)
she monke

>>212585219
Superman's parents have been evil before in the comics
>>212585859
What's up with her hair though, it's bleached

>>212584558
Yeah. Incredulous was totally the first thing to ever do that. So was Tenchi Muyo. Nothing ever could have come before. What the fuck is Raise the Red Lantern? There couldn't have possibly been anything befo- what the fuck is The Odyssey? What? Now surely there couldn't have been anything predati- ZEUS KILLED CRONOS?????!!!!!

>>212584570
The cousin fucking Jeet has outed himself

>>212584483 (OP)
I'd like to breed Milly

>>212586123
I want to kiss her

>>212586134
I want to cudle with her

>>212584570
>Considering cousin marriage is treated as normal in every goddamn country except USA and Bulgaria
? burger education everyone

>>212584483 (OP)
Obligatory reminder that capeshit is shit.

Honestly, is that all this board has to talk about?

>>212586197
Sometimes it is sometimes it isn't.

>>212586197
Not a genre

>>212586041
>What's up with her hair though, it's bleached
I prefer bleached blonde hair with dark roots showing.

>>212586459
Why
It does make her look trashy though which I guess is what they're going for

>>212586459
She’s literally a whore slut party girl. The movie points this out

Anatomically correct Supergirl movie WHEN?!?

>anon makes claim about marrying your first cousin
>suddenly dozens of anons come out of the woodwork to somehow explain why it's totally legal to marry your cousin
anons, is there something you need to tell the class about you relationship with that one hot cousin?

>>212586673
>>212586539

>>212584570
>>212584668
genetically speaking cousin marriage is only bad if you do it several generations in a row
the lack of cousin marriage is part of why fertility rates are falling worldwide - do you think your ancestors had to go find a complete stranger to marry? do you think human tribes had constant immigration and emigration? no, you married a relative that wasn't your sibling or uncle or aunt and it kept the community intact

>>212584483 (OP)
Supergirl is technically older than Superman. She was around her late teens when Krypton exploded. Due to varying reasons depending on the version, pick your favorite, the ship she was in was delayed and she arrives on earth after Superman had already grown up. But regardless of their direct relation. Generally Supergirl was sent to earth expecting to have to look after her infant cousin.

>>212586741
It's literally a bunch of fa/tv/irgins thirsting over a fantasy. Anyone with a real cousin will usually tell you they're awful disgusting bitches.

Please stop with all these fucking threads about this capeshit retard slop, holy shit

I'm not going to sugarcoat it:
she cute

>>212584483 (OP)
I’d wrestle with her a lot if she were my super powered cousin.