Thread 212587092 - /tv/ [Archived: 712 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:07:11 PM No.212587092
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NOOO not the Alien
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:07:48 PM No.212587107
Well it is a horror movie after all.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:19:23 PM No.212587330
>>212587092 (OP)
Well, that explains it.
Turns out the alien was only killing the men, and doesn't respect tranny pronouns.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:22:29 PM No.212587398
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>>212587092 (OP)
It was... a different time.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:24:05 PM No.212587433
>>212587092 (OP)
it worked well because she's not reminding the audience that she's a tranny every 5 minutes.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:29:29 PM No.212587560
"Ah birth"

Intersexual. Not trans. Parents mutilated ter.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:31:09 PM No.212587594
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>>212587560
To be fair the whole franchise is full of weird sexual shit. That's rather tame.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:31:47 PM No.212587611
>>212587433
Because she wasn't a tranny. It's some dumb crap made up years later by an unrelated person. It's like suddenly claiming Brett was an FTM tranny. It's why he was meak and in the background and why he deferred to the big black guy all the time. Makes just as much nonsense.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:32:03 PM No.212587620
>>212587092 (OP)
not in the actual movie.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:32:56 PM No.212587645
>>212587092 (OP)
The alien threw up rainbow acid when it ate their internal organs.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:33:51 PM No.212587672
>>212587594
No. No, it wasn't. You can't claim some disconnected forced movie made by an idiot french pervert decades later suddenly characterizes the original two movies that were the only popular ones. That's very stupid to think so.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:34:06 PM No.212587682
>>212587611
there's actual officer dossiers available. Lambert is a regular woman.

https://alienseries.wordpress.com/2012/10/20/nostromo-crew-profiles/

and that shot in OP is not in the actual movie. there is no shot where you can see that clearly.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:35:59 PM No.212587727
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>>212587672
No instead we have some weird Suisse pervert to thank for all this.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:37:32 PM No.212587762
>>212587092 (OP)
>So far no indication of suppressed trauma related to gender alteration.
>so far
Based.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:37:33 PM No.212587763
>one image has /tv/ shaking
kek
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:38:55 PM No.212587797
Lambert,J.M
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>>212587682
17 February โ€“ 6 December 2114
Serves as Assistant Navigator on Red Star Lines pleasure cruiser Infinity, [Mars-Orion route] [Flight Status C].

Could have revised an idea possibly.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:41:26 PM No.212587838
>>212587433
t. ranny
>us MIGApedos LOVE our tranx representation when it's done RIGHT! Like we love our immigrants when they come in LEGALLY!!!!
It didn't ''work.'' It's not in the original movie. It's a retcon made by the woke faggot James Cameron.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:44:34 PM No.212587922
>>212587838
>t. ranny
sore arse.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:44:34 PM No.212587923
>>212587398
>dilate
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:45:58 PM No.212587954
>>212587092 (OP)
>So far no indication of suppressed trauma related to gender alteration

So obviously a.) it's trauma from having your penis cut off at birth a common occurrence and b.) Lambert was literally a neurotic loser, which is why working the Nostormo was the only kind of work xhe could get.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:49:21 PM No.212588041
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>>212587682
OHNONONONO
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:49:43 PM No.212588050
>>212587092 (OP)
Still would.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:52:41 PM No.212588113
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>>212587797
Its not a revised idea. These are the original dossiers created for the movie.
For the sequel they just wrote up gibberish that was never meant to be seen. That's why you don't get that shot in OP in the actual movie. It was just set decoration. The same way Shockwave is set decoration.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:53:43 PM No.212588141
>>212588041
you can read that blurry image because I sure as hell can't.
show me OP pic, it's not in the movie. see>>212588113
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:54:29 PM No.212588164
>>212587611
Yeah, it's not in the original Alien, but it is in Aliens. Are you gonna say Aliens isn't canon?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:55:01 PM No.212588182
>>212587682
>Lambertโ€™s Alien Anthology profile adds nothing too much of note, aside from one thing: โ€œDespin Convert at birth [male to female], so far no indication of suppressed traumas related to gender alteration.โ€ It seems that in the future parents-to-be can change the sex of their child in-utero. Lambert seems to have been a male for some time in the womb, before her sex was changed. Smells more like a small joke than anything that adds to the overall Alien mythos. The โ€œso far no indication of suppressed traumas related to gender alterationโ€ seems like a gag on Lambertโ€™s pretty famous disposition throughout the events of Alien.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:55:14 PM No.212588188
>>212588141
Less cope, more rope.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:56:59 PM No.212588243
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>>212588113
>The same way Shockwave is set decoration.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:57:08 PM No.212588247
>>212588182
>>212588164
see>>212588113
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:58:08 PM No.212588270
>>212588188
not seeing a real counter argument. not that I expected one.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:02:44 PM No.212588403
>>212588113
>they bought however many dozen Shockwave toys just to butcher them for the movie

No one even know how fucking hard it was to get one of these, even back in those days. (I did, because I was spoiled)
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:05:58 PM No.212588514
>>212588403
Was he that hard to get back then? I had one.
Now, good locking getting one because he's never reissued.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:11:04 PM No.212588668
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umm the text has the same structure, is the same, or maybe a fun prop not to be seen?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:11:57 PM No.212588687
>>212587092 (OP)
not just a tranny but involuntarily feminized as well, flick was so ahead of its time
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:19:43 PM No.212588888
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>>212588270
That wasn't me, so prepare your asshole faggot.
You can very clearly see the (male to female) part and the word shapes very obviously match.
Putting the images side by side is clear as day.

You're b-b-but you c-can't read that it's b-blurry!!!
Is just massive cope and linking to other posts you sperg out in does not counter an argument.

As the other guy said; rope.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:21:53 PM No.212588957
People switching sexes was just a scifi idea they'd toss into shows/movies as something obviously silly and weird that a weird future society could do. It was the same idea with the colony of Arcturians. Men and women that would change their sexes and present themselves fairly androgynously and feminine. So much that it didn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:22:25 PM No.212588975
>>212588888
digits confirm it's canonical
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:26:46 PM No.212589107
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>>212588113
There's absolutely nothing in common between the parts circled and the toy below...
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:38:47 PM No.212589439
>>212589107
It transforms into medical equpment
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:05:39 PM No.212590178
>>212589439
They always dk
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:07:16 PM No.212590221
>>212588975
eights are a sign of witching thou, he is fetching
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:15:25 PM No.212590447
>>212587092 (OP)
You do, of course, realize that this backward canonicity was inserted by Cameron to make it so that the titular Alien (the penis-skeleton rape-metaphor) seemingly wantonly killing every crew member EXCEPT FOR RIPLEY a part of its breeding cycle. That is to say, it instinctually killed all the males on the ship and, at the end, when it was just chillin' in the wall of her escape craft, and not leaping out to kill her, was not the product of some kind of theretofore undescribed fatigue, but rather it was then beginning its courtship. Attempting to acclimate to her.

Notice how in that final scene the alien is acting more like a submissive animal than a killing machine? Yeah, it wanted her V.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:19:16 PM No.212590566
>>212590447
It was entranced by the aroma of that bush. Erotic.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:19:21 PM No.212590571
>>212588888
check'd nice work schizo but there's nothing there beyond what you wanna see
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:21:25 PM No.212590632
>>212590447
So basically James Cameron put a super secret, had to find easter egg that fits into the lore of his universe just to say that trannies will never be real women? I'm going to buy a few hundred copies of Avatar 1 & 2 now.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:26:30 PM No.212590794
see, this is why alien > aliens
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:28:32 PM No.212590846
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>>212590632
Classic Jim.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:29:48 PM No.212590885
>>212588888
>word shapes.
it's not in the fucking movie retard. I don't care what the shapes "look like". If you watch Aliens you do not see her dossier say shit.
and we know this because it wasn't until decades later anyone knew about this because thats when it was finally revealed what they wrote in the text.
NOT FROM THE ACTUAL MOVIE YOU DUMB SHIT
>rope
of course the trannies go to that
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:32:31 PM No.212590983
>>212590221
Trannies aren't happy unless they're shoving their dicks into everything.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:42:35 PM No.212591277
>>212590632
Maybe the tranny is in the person, not so much in the flesh. So they couldn't extract DNA analysis of sexuality ever.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:28:15 PM No.212592625
>>212590632
Unironically, yes.

His movie, Aliens, is a treatise on motherhood and feminine power struggles. I don't think you're meant to see it on screen, but he's just that sort to include it. It was in his head so it is on the screen, even if you can't see it on your CRT.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:41:31 PM No.212592990
>>212592625
>tfw finding out after they returned from what should have been an easy milk run mission, Drake was going to make Vasquez a mommy
;_;
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:21:45 PM No.212594235
>>212587092 (OP)
Ridley's idea was the crew were alone together so long, sex was essentially open and free-use. Brett, Parker, and Kane were tapping that all the time
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:22:43 PM No.212594259
>>212587398
That means the xenomorph is a fag lol
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:23:03 PM No.212594278
>>212594235
no they weren't.
that was the bonus situation.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:24:38 PM No.212594333
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>>212594259
The xenomorph never discriminates.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:25:44 PM No.212594371
>the tranny constantly has emotional breakdowns and assaults an actual woman
it really is a brilliant film
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:33:30 PM No.212594632
>>212588403
>>212588514
it was most likely radio shack's galaxy man, which came out the year before shockwave.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:35:37 PM No.212594716
>>212588888
you're missing the argument.

The statement was that the flavor text added to out-of-focus screens weren't anything official, as it very common with sci fi.

No one's disputing the text doesn't say that, we're saying it was never meant to be read.

It's sci fi lorem ipsom
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:36:33 PM No.212594754
>>212594632
>radio shack
Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:38:47 PM No.212594822
>>212587398
>>212587107
>>212587092 (OP)
Hermaphrodyte
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:40:41 PM No.212594887
>>212587433
No. This was the same shit in the 80s that it is today. It just took them decades of tip toeing the line to get us to full blown trannies reading to children at the library. This added nothing to the character or the story. It was just Hollywood kikes getting audiences acclimated
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:41:36 PM No.212594923
>>212587092 (OP)
>>212587398
So the one that had a sobbing mental fit and got others killed was a troon?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:41:52 PM No.212594931
>>212594716
you need to understand that the 80 iq retard you're arguing with can't understand an idea that complex.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:43:57 PM No.212595010
>>212587092 (OP)
Gaylien$ is not canon.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:59:26 PM No.212595507
>>212594887
It wasn't IN the story.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:04:25 PM No.212595678
>>212594887
Look man, things in futuristic scifi are meant to be weird, unusual, and different than modern day. Throwing in strange things about gender norms was an easy, cheap way to do that. Just something that audiences can point at, laugh and say that would be so strange if things were that way! and move on. Otherwise it's just the same boring, familiar modern day with some scifi space ships. It wasn't supposed to be a documentary.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:54:07 PM No.212597452
Lambert a cute
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:57:03 PM No.212597574
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>>212587092 (OP)
>GET AWAY FROM HER YOU TRANNY!
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:24:13 PM No.212598528
>>212597574
The xeno is combined male and female so not far off. It's head is a giant dick even
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:37:42 PM No.212598986
>>212587594
Winona Ryder was so fucking hot in that movie.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:45:44 PM No.212599240
>>212598986
Tomboy Winona is best.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:52:00 PM No.212599463
>>212599240
It sucks they'd convince her to say she was a real boy now. Like the asian girl in Romulus had to act as unfeminine as possible and her boobs removed. The chestburster erupts from her flat featureless chest
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:55:19 PM No.212599571
>>212587092 (OP)
>>212587398
>>212594923

If you think about it, it completely explains the Alien film series. Only a universe where mankind is somehow capable of getting to space whilst also still permitting troons to exist would produce that type of dystopia.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:42:52 PM No.212601350
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:45:07 PM No.212601431
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>>212601350
No mention of his love of bonuses.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:24:32 AM No.212602919
>>212601350
Right.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:28:07 AM No.212603065
>>212587092 (OP)
>at birth
looks like the alien universe is the liberal utopian future
>Are you a boy or a girl little one?
>infant: waa
>Ah, looks like we need got a little trans get the scissors