Thread 212588369

Niggers aside, it was kino

Niggers getting NTRd is kino tho

actually it was good, including all of the cast

>>212588990
wrong

actually it was gay wokeslop for fags

>>212588990
correct

>>212589113
Correct.

>>212588369 (OP)
Chris Pine was pretty good

>>212588990
nah the lead shouldn't have been a white male.
white males and females are so over used and overrated in hollywood, it's gross.

it was fantastic and its a true pity that it didn't do well enough commercially for us to get a couple sequels

>>212588990
This and actually the 2 negroid men are the best character is the movie.

>>212588369 (OP)
wrong one, zoomie
https://youtu.be/fyr2JBUkJbs

I refuse to dislike it, because I don't want to be a cynical nu-boomer faggot.

It was competently done, and felt like a coherent thing. Some of the 5e Tumblr humor and the overall feel wasn't exactly for me, but overall it was fun. The old cartoon cameo was fun and well done.

Main thing that bothered me was how overpowered some of the spells and items were lmao. The portal stuff especially.

>>212591686
It's not D&D without overpowered spells and items

>>212588369 (OP)
Tiefling

redhead bitch from IT was fucking AWFUL. Literally not even trying at all
aside from that it was fine I guess. Most of the little dnd references were funny but the generic marvel humor stuff is so overplayed at this point

>>212591793
Yeah she's cute but she was by far the weakest part of the movie. The weird gouhlish kid everyone hates actually isn't horrible in this

>>212590904
Next one would do better after Baldur’s Gate 3 and that YouTube shit brought it back into the mainstream

>>212591854
really weird that they didn't wait a few months and release it around the same time as BG3
probably woulda helped it a lot

>>212588369 (OP)

It definitely had SOVL.

>>212591367
The paladin walking over the rock was such a dumb gag but it made me laff
Great movie

>>212588369 (OP)

This is the best movie of 2025.

>>212588369 (OP)
Surprisingly true. I watched because you (or another anon) can't stop spam it and man, I wish it was longer and show more of the dark magic and the Red Wizards of Thay.

>>212591498
embarrassing post

>>212591686
>The old cartoon cameo was fun and well done
which one?

>>212588369 (OP)
The blacks were as entertaining and engaging as they were lightskinned, which is to say very.
Solid movie overall, Chris Pine gave his standard lighthearted charming underdog schtick and everyone else played off it pretty perfectly except the Tiefling who was basically just there to be simpes over and turn into an Owlbear.
Also Hugh Grant as a villain is always funny, and I wanted to fuck the shit out of that bald zombie bitch

I’ll still never forgive Paramount for tanking this. The marketing was so bad I didn’t want to see it but I heard otherwise and gave it a chance. It was kino.

>dumb joke about potatoes at the beginning of the movie
>it actually pays off at the end

wtf I'm not used to actual set ups and payoffs in modern movies

>>212590766
No, this was his worst role and its not even close. What a cuck sissy fag of a character.

>>212592340
One of the teams in the arena is an aged up version of the old DnD cartoon.

>>212590863
Unironically, but you forget that the point of this movie was to upset white males and make them hate DnD, because that's good for business.

>>212591686
Try harder. We don't hate things because the alter of cringe insists on it. We hate them because you fucking suck and are all godless fags.

>>212591765
Gay. She's clearly meant to be lesbian-friendly.

>>212592069
It’s true
https://youtu.be/Jofn_9rPbzo

>>212588369 (OP)
Paladin was the most kino part of it. You just have to suspend your disbelief in how the average homo africanus actually operates.

>>212591793
She was hungover. Tieflings are notorious drunks so it’s canon.

>>212588369 (OP)
which nigger? The paladin was actually good the mutt mage was offensive but didn't ruin the movie

Warcraft was better even if costumes were worse

>>212588990
This, it felt like real DnD.

It definitely felt like a pretty good DnD campaign made into a movie. It was enjoyable

>>212588369 (OP)
I tried to work out who the villain girl was and was surprised when I discovered it was Carly from The Inbetweeners sister

Good film, kids would like it but theres a bit too much coarse language

>>212592663
>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>212588990
>>212591367
This. And if there's a medieval franchise where blacks make sense is this one. It's literally the game where you can choose to be anyone and anything and do whatever you want and all you need is some paper and dice.

You can make TTRPGs as inclusive as you want and it all can make sense.

And it was a fun movie. I hope they push for a sequel.

>>212593917
I agree and while I dont like the muttery of the movie, anons were complaining that the main character was emasculated but he rolled a bard build, where the badass paladin negro rolled a top tier build, so it made sense.

>>212593917
I would say it's less that it has infinite possibilities and more that the source material for D&D has legit been woke for far longer than even Hollywood blockbusters have been so it doesn't feel forced like it does with shit like the MCU or Star Wars.

>>212588369 (OP)
yep, it was fun
we don't get many fun movies anymore

>>212588369 (OP)
It was total jewish slop.
A complete lack of sincerity. Every scene has to have some cringe joke.
>oh shit a group of white guys, must be the villains!
>cast a nigger to portray the most civilized person
Directed by Goldstein indeed.

>>212588369 (OP)
Nigs in a DnD setting isn’t out of place considering all the other variety of races.

>>212594200
>anons were complaining that the main character was emasculated
He really wasn't though imo, he was the clear leader and it felt like most of the party respected him a little more than they did the others. He came up with more than half the plans on a moments notice and they all listened to him, and even managed to inspire the black nerd to be less of a bitch. It's just that he was a bard so he wasn't useful in combat.

>>212592650
how can she be lesbian-friendly when those horns are clearly made for holding tight onto while rawdogging her from behind?

I enjoyed it

High level negro was funny

Sophia armpits

>>212592069
WHORE

>>212594301
>he wasn't useful in combat
Which made him emasculated by default where the warrior woman was the traditional tough guy role.
Though he had a lot of the comedic lines anyway.

>>212596005
Perhaps you're right, but even so I wouldn't say he felt like a cuck like everyone keeps saying. He was in charge and in control of the group despite not being a real combatant.

>>212593917
Thanks, Rajeesh!

>>212589113
This.
Niggers have no place in a fantasy setting unless they're jungle savages

>>212596437
Sanjeets are the ones who seethe about niggers and larp as whites mostly, retard

Would’ve have minded a sequel.

>>212597437
Just name it “Doric: a DnD story” and watch it make a Billy.

>>212597647
YOU
JUST
KNOW

>elf/nog hybrid
>"I'm only half-human!"

>>212588369 (OP)
It was a fun time at the movies. Really underated.

>>212598127
She turns into a boomkin. You would never have a chance.

>>212598277
>boomkin
dumb wowtranny

>>212599390
>in a d&D thread
>pot calling the kettle a nigger tranny

>>212594200
if my experience with dnd has shown anything its that bards are broken as fuck and can basically do anything

>>212599744
Depends HIGHLY on the edition and how they play it. Broken Bard builds, while more common than actual bards these days, are pretty much just mages in disguise rather than actual bards. Having Pine be an actual bard is more interesting imo.

>>212588369 (OP)
It was boring slop and a bad adaptation of a shitty game

>>212599522
zip it, wowtroon

>>212588369 (OP)
Sequel never ever

>>212599869
I only play turtle wow which is based and no trannies allowed.

>>212591854
BG3 is the worst most vile fucking pos ever produced in game form.

>>212594200
Paladin was dm npc. That’s why he was op and autistic.

>>212601012
>turtle wow
>based and no trannies

>>212593199
lol, fuck you.

>>212601196
seething /v/edditor

>>212601270
hes right tho

>>212601196
Jesus wept. The poster from /v/ has a better webm than /tv/.

>>212599390
>wowtranny
How did you even know what he was talking about? You’re the wow tranny now.

>>212601962
dont worry about it

>>212588369 (OP)
I'd like to see a dark fantasy version of this - this is more whimsy amusement.

>>212591926
Their marketing was utter shit. They literally came out and said they emasculated the male characters like they didn't want men to watch it. I didn't watch it in the theaters because of that (and kinda regret it).

>>212588990
I like the movie, but Justice Smith and Chris Pine's daughter were so ugly they were a net negative.

>>212592034
It irked me a bit that they explained the joke during the scene, but it was funny.

>>212603563
I didn’t even hear about it from anywhere except Sophs instagram (I already knew about it though) that’s how bad the marketing was.

>>212588369 (OP)
here, you can have a better d&d movie

>>212604685
It was alright, the centaur dick and child molester turtle wizard were funny.

>>212604809
I also liked the wizard's polymorph scene laughing from the princess, the way he shouts the spells like "jumping" before jump or the "far superior familiar"

It was an ok comedy movie, but I'd love a serious D&D movie for once. Bg1&2 and Planescape pulled it off so it's possible.

The graveyard skeletons made me legit laugh

>>212604685
kys

>>212604922
>jumping
Kek I need to rewatch that retarded kino

>>212588369 (OP)
>Niggers aside, it was kino
How many other recent movies does this apply to? May need a separate thread.

>>212605501
not that many, most are still shit even if you remove the niggers

>didn't take advantage of BG3, Stranger Things and D&D overall being the most popular it'd been in years to promote this movie

I will never understand why they just let this flop. And now D&D is sinking again due to WotC being a bunch of faggots, though that should likely be for the best.

I expected way worse. Also I want to fuck the bald magician chick.

>>212605828
Mah nigga

Snails was the only good part of the first one.

all i remember from this one is Hugh Grant doing Paddington 2 again, and the portal staff. also a feeling of 'they can just do anything now'. CGI scenes in a film used to be called 'special effects' (not defending the Dreamcast dragons in the first one).

>>212594264
It indeed was a sorry pos.

>>212603674
the daughter wasn't. justice smith was weird looking but he's a wizard.

>>212588369 (OP)
FAT DRAGON

>>212588990
NO! There was heckin black people, chuddy no like

>>212605828
she cute

>>212607183
How is this a “mutt”?

>>212607277
who said she is, retard?

>>212607277
Brown people call everyone a mutt

It was terrible. Whole movie felt like it took place in a green room.

>>212588369 (OP)
I watch a few boomer old school TSR D&D nerds on youtube and most of them were surprised to have enjoyed the film. I still haven't watched it tho.

Why did bards become the main self-insert character in fantasy? Was it the genre gentrification by theater kids?

Warriors, paladins, and sorcerers are so much cooler. Even clerics. But the bard has become the symbol of nu-fantasy for whatever reason. Why is this?

>>212588369 (OP)
I watched it years later and thought it was fun
We should have like three of these by now, sad

>>212609312
Easier to portray them as gay

GIVE ME MY BLACK DAUGHTER BACK

>>212609312
bards are the "lmao so quirky" class. look, I fucked the dragon, lmao. I'm seducing the lich, lmao. im fucking every single barmaid and barkeep and all the hirelings, lmao. look how unserious this is to me, lmao.

Whatever happened to that autistic anon that had a nuclear meltdown in every one of these threads?

>>212609312
>Was it the genre gentrification by theater kids?
First time playing DnD?

>>212591498
based post

Will she be in the new Legend of Zelda film?

>>212588369 (OP)
>barbarian is a woman
awful

>>212591498
100% pure 90s SOVL.

Come to think of it, I bet zoomers will be nostalgic over Marvel cringe, too.

>>212601196
I agree with this post.

>>212591854
It's bizarre how that game hit a Titanic-sized vein in the previously unexploited femcel demographic.

It was enjoyable. What are some other adventure comedies that are kino?

>>212610238
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Time Bandits
Jason and the Argonauts + Clash of the Titans double feature
The Mummy 1 & 2
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Hook
The Lord of the Rings BBC radio series

>>212609873
cope and seethe

>>212601196
longer barrels make more powerful bullets,baka

>>212610621
I mean Minthara is the superior choice but whatever

>>212588369 (OP)
Should've released it after BG3

>>212588369 (OP)
yes
>>212588990
>>212591367
no.
>>212593917
The Forgotten Realms are a well developed setting with well established ethnography and races. The film ignores all that for a clear ideological reason.
>>212596858
wrong, retard

>>212611060
>The Forgotten Realms are a well developed setting
lol

It's a coomer combining all his favorite fantasy universes into a kitchen sink with one hand while he jerks himself off with the other.

And the funniest thing is that the most original and imitated aspect are the drow, which Ed one-handed the most. Maybe that chad vs virgin worldbuilding image had a point.

>>212611257
tbfair the O.G. Forgotten Realms was a really solid 'kitchen sink' boilerplate setting. i still have the old Grey Box and it outright states areas won't have any sort of developed storylines or anything.

i don't care what Ed Greenwood does in HIS game or what R.A. Salvatore writes about. ignore all that shit. fuck off Candlekeep forums, with your 'Realmslore'.

>>212610963
t. gigabeta

>>212611389
this nigga NEVER touched a puss baka

>>212611785
i have touched several. elfgames are just more fun.

>>212610693
More accurate yes. That’s why you don’t see snipers using 6shooters.

>>212609867
Probably not she likes puzzles and card games.

>>212611894
OOOGA BOOOGA MONKE

respect with that OP the jannies not tanking the thread

>>212588369 (OP)
A little bit of work into researching d&d, including fixing wild force, and you have a fun little movie.

>>212611975
Are you done now?

>>212588369 (OP)
Yeah. Just saw this the other day and it was pretty good. Can't remember the last time one of these big blockbusters made me laugh consistently through the movie. I can't even quite put my finger on why this was so funny while stuff like Marvel movies are so painfully unfunny. Tone wise they aren't that far apart, but this just worked, while I tried to watch Thunderbolts the day after, which people were saying was good, and it was such a cringe fest I couldn't even finish it.

I didn't even mind the diverse casting here, which is something I usually can't stand, but I guess that comes from the IP lending itself for it. I've never played D&D, nor I ever plan to, but while I assume it's mostly a white hobby, I imagine some brown people must play it too and obviously they will make their characters their own race, so it felt fine.

Yeah. Kino movie. A pity it flopped when so many Marvel garbage made bank.

Also how come Chris Pine never became a bigger star? He's one of the few actors of his generation with genuine star power.

>>212612737
A P E
P
E

>>212612985
>Also how come Chris Pine never became a bigger star?
I've always assumed it had something to do with his attachement to JJ Trek typecasting him too hard too early. Being Kirk #2 boxes him out of any other major goyslop IP characters for a while I think.

>>212612985
>how come Chris Pine never became a bigger star
He's a huge star retard. He now has fuck you money and doesn't need to act again which is probably why he hasn't done any recent blockbuster slop outside of DnD.

>>212596005
>tough guy role
more like a tough retard role desu

>>212593021
I thought they were half demon?

>>212610621
>>212609873
ever since I started working out and realized I strength mog the absolute shit out of the most shredded women in the gym, I simply can not take (strength class) women seriously
I simply can not
BUT I will give Karlach and the BG3 writers props for keeping Karlach largely feminine/sounding feminine
when female actors/VOs try to sound masculine, its even more ridiculous
pic related

>>212613486
They are elves who made a deal with demons iirc

>>212612737
grim

>>212613587
I will never understand how you guys can just remember all this shit about made up creatures.

>>212588369 (OP)
this is reddit this is memes, this is reddit this is memes

>>212593917
nah dnd is white culture it's fucked up how whites have to be culturally genocided to appease rich people who obsess over 70 years ago

>>212616435
>dnd is white culture
grim

>>212588990
factos

>>212607543
Are you american? Just wondering.

>>212618295
all mutts are

fat dragon kino

>>212588369 (OP)
trailer was so bad tho
i was shocked when the movie was actually great campaign.

>>212618795
yeah, trailer was really fucking dogshit, i skipped watching it until like 2 years later cos of it
i was surprised how decent it was

>>212588990
Correct. Being killed in the crib by dogshit marketing was a crime.

>>212588369 (OP)
i gathered some friends to hate watch it and we didnt really dislike it, not kino but we expected it to be awful and it wasnt.

>>212619019
you have no friends, nerd

>>212619057
nah i have quite a few actually, suck it retard

>>212588369 (OP)
it was fucking kino and it's a damn shame we're not getting a sequel

>>212619076
people who have friends don play dnd lmao

>>212619513
i didnt say i did, are you projecting here loser?

>>212619607
shut up NERD

>>212592663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-5UdjmRCwY

>>212619701
nah, retard

ITT: Characters that are LITERALLY you...?

I expected with the success of BG3 they would push for another one, set it in Baldur's Gate, try to appeal to this expanding crowd, honestly think they are still in time, the game is very much still active.

For me, its the wizzard!

>>212588369 (OP)
better than any harry potter movie

>>212588990
based

>>212588990
If anyone genuinely thinks this they're genuinely dumb.

This is a bot thread.

>>212621112
JEET post

>they ruined DnD again

Stop raping my childhood

>>212621301
>Stop raping my childhood
but enough about your dad

It was fucking boring, safe and unfunny with barely any d&d monsters, you racist faggot.

>>212588369 (OP)
>all the men are either villains or idiots
oh well, they knew their target market

>>212592663
I saw this movie while I was seeing a girl who looked like this character. I mentioned it looked like her, and she was dizzy with a compliment high.

>>212621301
The D&D of your childhood is not the same anymore. D&D now is more like a vidya game.
Disclaimer: i played DnD in 1983, grew out of AD&D in about 1987.

>>212621556
This you?

>>212621593
Lawful evil is the way to go in any libtarded dnd game so yes.

Kino and Soph a CUTE!

>>212621593
Chris Pine's character wasn't an idiot, he was just physically weak.

>>212593021
>>212592663
>>212592069
imagine if they actually cast a cute girl and not one that looks like a white-skinned nigga (male)

>>212596564
Guess you never played DnD or any of its games, it was “woke” since the 80s

>>212622772
It was woke since the very early 2000s, before that not so much. Of course that was partly because before that it was caught up in that satanic panic shit.

it the best guardians of the galaxy film. For me this was the superior GOTG movie.

It has some weak points but it is better comedy film that thor3 and thor4.

>>212622851
3rd Edition was fine

>>212588990
this

>>212611060
based retard that’s never played the game

Paladin was awesome, the sorcerer problem wasn't the fact he's a nigger but more like bad actor + nigger.

>>212588369 (OP)
I'm getting tired of the racist anti-woke brigade. There is nothing wrong with having black actors in movies. We had a lot of kinos in the 80s/90s with black actors, but suddenly now it's a problem

>>212624143
>I'm getting tired of the racist anti-woke brigade.
but anon we just gettin' started... I hope you enjoyed the last 70 years because they ain't coming back nuh-uh
>There is nothing wrong with having black actors in movies.
of course not... the problem is having them in the movie just because they are black... but you already know that, you are just playing dumb because you are cunt and that's what your whore mother trained you to do

>>212593021
She monkey

>>212601229
Made me chuckle, it actually makes sense

>>212624143
true, did anyone complain about this back then with the other crappy DnD movie?

>>212601196
That's a big gun.

BLACK PEOPLE IN D&D MEDIA????

>>212624143
Same. This shit is going to be the new evangelicals where everyone eventually gets tired of some sperg hyperventilating about blacks every other second. Except this time it's a pasty zoomer instead of grandma.

>>212588369 (OP)
I will admit it did somehow manage to get me emotinal about fast and furious girl dying...

>>212612985
>Also how come Chris Pine never became a bigger star? He's one of the few actors of his generation with genuine star power.
>>212613178
I've meet the man, by pure coincidence, about 6 years ago at an event. He was a perfect gentleman and I whish him all the best.
I can elaborate a bit if anyone is interested.

>>212624477
>the D&D cartoon
yeah that's probably where we should draw the line
they included her even though I am pretty sure nobody told them to do it and if they said "no" the show wouldn't have been cancelled
"woke" is anything more than that e.g. including them for profit or out of fear

>>212624477
She's half naked and she's pretty. Now go take a look at that movie poster again.

>>212625595
He seems to be quite pretty.

>>212624143
>film/series set in middle age Europe
>niggers, niggers everywhere

>film set in fantasy universe where one race is beautiful, pale, tall, golden haired
>niggers, niggers everywhere

See the problem, trannyfaggot?

>>212625698
D&D was invented in muttmerica. It was never supposed to be a white only game/setting.

>>212625861
Yeah, theres even playable horcs and elves.

>>212625698
>fantasy universe where one race is beautiful, pale, tall, golden haired
I hope you're talking about elves, and the niggers you're talking about is every other race, humans included. And if that's the case, it's been woke and diverse from Day 1.

>>212625861
The real world isn't a white only setting. But there are rules of racial/national distribution (and we know what influences black pigmentation of the skin). The US is multiracial due to its colonial history; its colonial history was influenced by world's economical development in the 15-18 centuries.

I liked the FR aesthetics in the 1990-2000s more. It has more ethnocentric cities with one-two core races, it was better.

>>212588369 (OP)
The muscle woman having a thing for manlets was hot.

>>212625893

No, I'm talking about nigger and DEI elves.

>>212588990
fpbp

>>212624393
yeah, there are always bitter retards

>>212626708
better bitter than a cum guzzling we wuz kangz

>>212591765
>>212592069
Why did they have to make her a coal burner though?

>>212588369 (OP)
It was shit. Just like today's fake, "collaborative storytelling", D&D. If it wasn't scripted for them to win, they all would've died.

>>212627328
Of course it was scripted.
It's a movie, dude

>>212593917
>It's literally the game where you can choose to be anyone
If you can choose to be anyone then why would you choose to be black?

They cast a black guy as a thief?
That makes no sense.

>>212627928
they thought that they were casting a lawyer-engineer-astronaut meant to steal taxpayer dollars

It was terrible marvel slop and an insult