Thread 212589518

Are big/growing boob jokes still allowed in 2025?

>>212589518 (OP)
They were never funny. Grow up.

BOOBA

I deserve access to boobs

>>212589540
I don’t know about that…

>>212589518 (OP)
They were always funny. You're cool, Op.

>>212589518 (OP)
i like big booba in theory but in practice? medium booba

>>212589676
This. Has no one seen Weird Science?

>>212589676
Are we talking big or BIG?

>>212590083
id say about A-C basically always looks good and D and onwards becomes risky business. after that point you dont know what kinda saggy salami tits are gonna pop out of that bra

>>212590288
That’s why boob-based body horror should be more common

>>212589676
But how big is your idea of "medium" though?

>>212590288
AA-B is small, C-D is medium, DD+ is large

>>212589518 (OP)
When’s the show revival airing? They finished filming awhile ago.

>>212589676
Coward
My GF wears 32M bras (UK sizing)
It’s glorious

>>212589676
genuinely pathetic

>>212590500
Sounds like she's hideously obese m8

>>212590606
Only if you don't know how bra sizes work.
Find me an obese person with a 32 inch underbust.

>>212589518 (OP)
tits are awesome

>>212590392
>AA-B is small, C-D is medium, DD+ is large
D is quite large for someone with low overall body fat percentage. desu i don't even consider fat fucks in my calculations because they aren't worth seeing naked anyway

I'm sorry Janny, I just couldn't help myself I love tits too much.

It was fine back then because most viewers were teens and it was a relatable plot. Today it would be 30+ year old bald soillennials watching (like the kind posting ITT) and that's fucking creepy.

>>212590861
>29
I'm still good for a few months

>>212590778
>>212590392
Cup sizes are meaningless without band sizes. Cups are just the circumference difference in inches from the band size.
28DD boobs are "big"
42DD boobs are "small"

>>212590676
I did.... she knew how to pick her photos well I can tell you

>>212590968
She must have been built like squidward after eating crabby patties then. No one "obese" has a 32 inch ribcage otherwise.

>>212589676
Faggot

who's that youtube bitch with massive honkers who talks about some shitty cartoon? I've not seen her in ages.

>>212589518 (OP)
Nope. Women -or fempeople, as we like to call them- have to be butch, amorphous, asexualized blobs in order to avoid the *MALE GAZE*.

>>212591056
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2j0jy7lreo
>The 41-year-old said: "Women age out of the male gaze. I was ripped from the male gaze at 24. I didn't just become invisible. I became a target for people saying derogatory things."
they love it

>>212590835
I appreciate your sacrifice. What a glorious pair of tits, on an already sublime woman.

>>212590500
Based. I had an ex with 36GG she had the most aesthetic tits ever. one of my last roots was with a girl with these saggy pancake B cups holy fuck what a disaster in comparison

>>212591022
Yeah it was all lower abdomen, it was like she was pregnant except massive legs & thighs and flabby arms.
Some women just have really uneven fat deposit distribution. The best way to know if someone is obese is simply just to look, not go off statistics.

Only allowed for fat virgins.

>>212590835
>literal purpose is for babies
>everyone gets mad once you age out of being a baby and you're not allowed to see them anymore

>>212591103
yeah it's pretty insane that a woman with such a beautiful face also had some of the best tits in the industry, genetics really don't play fair

>>212591103
they haven't got me yet

>>212590500
post an image, not specifically of your gf, but of the size for a frame of reference.

>>212589676
I have no specific preference but flat tits are kinda meh, but I am a vagina man
For me its vag>ass>titts
Titts dont get me off really, other than the squishy feel of them but I like chubby girls and squishy feel of the fat on her ass or belly or even thighs and arms are just as nice of feeling as squishy tits.

>>212591240
you just have to ask politely anon

I feel like around 80% of my mental illness would instantly unravel and be instantly fixed through being able to stuff my face in a pair of DDs every day

>>212591245
Reminder that's her actual breast. Jim Carrey went for broke thinking it was a prosthetic, and only realised it wasn't once he tasted milk coming from the tit.

>>212591412
Breastmilk cures mental illness. They don't want you to know this secret.

>>212591257
>fellow vag man
They told me being a vagina man wasn't a real thing, but I knew they were wrong, I KNEW IT WAS REAL!
Tell me, do you also believe that the shape of asses/tits is more important than size?

>>212591802
Ok maybe not those.

>>212591868
kek. I feel you tho nigga

>>212591245
>>212591495
>During the "Hank Breastfeeding on the MILF" scene, Jim Carrey unknowingly latched onto Shannon Whirry's right-nipple; he thought she was wearing a prop at first, until he tasted it and quickly found out that they are genuinely her lactating ample breasts. Carrey explains: "It's very rare that I get to a place where I am actually kind of humiliated, but that was one of them. It was so embarrassing to me, I was like embarrassed for the girl, but she was fine with it. She was like 'Yeah, whatever.' But I was literally apologizing to her between every take. When it was time to film it, I had to empty the studio. I couldn't do it in front of anybody." This is surprisingly ironic, because Carrey at other times would openly admit his love for big-breasted women; while Whirry has no qualms about doing topless scenes and "wet-nursing stunts"

watching Julie's boobs grow is literally the only thing keeping From on the air.

>>212590957
Makes sense. My ex had nice handfuls and I was shocked to learn she was a B cup.

save the cheerleader save the world.

>>212591837
Not really a question I can answer correctly seeing I like chubby women and am not a tit man.
But for answers sake, I would be put off by a massively disfigured ass, like 1 buttock was egnormous and one tiny, but if tits were the same I wouldn't mind. Especially that breasts are normally uneven sized.
Though again seeing I am into chubby women, a chubby woman with no ass would be not nice but chubby women with small (non pancake flat) titts I would be OK with.

My absolute favourite part of a womans body is the mons pubis, and of course a chubby woman has this pronounced.

>>212592960
Kek, I'm just rewatching Heroes right now; I'm on S02E09. It has aged way better than I expected.

>>212589518 (OP)
Indeed.

It’s rare to find a woman with big boobs that doesn’t hate them and get annoyed at you for liking them. My ex had huge tits and she always bitched about them saying she wanted to get a reduction.

>>212592998
THATS YOUR STEP BY STEP SISTER YOU SICK FUCK.

>>212590351
Terrifying

>>212591802
Tubular, man!

>>212594107
who

>>212594679
Francesca Capaldi, star of Dog with a Blog

>>212594350
My wife looks like this

>>212594811
I got my poshmark all set up with notifications awaiting her next drop.

I got $60 with your name on it, Frannie. I know you are reading this

>>212595685
Those trips to Italy and Starbucks aren’t going to pay for themselves.

>>212594811
What happened to her? How does an uggo like Sweeney get famous but she's nowhere to be seen?

>>212596942
Last I heard she was going to USC and dating some Padres farm team baseball player. I think she’s pretty trad and we will probably never see her ginger snaps.

>>212594006
Season 1 was the only great one. Season 2 has it's moments, it honestly could still be saved at that point. It really goes completely downhill from 3

Booba

>>212590835
who

>>212589518 (OP)
So hilarious

>>212591802
Jazz's giant tranny milkers are delightful

>>212598768
I liked seeing Rose's sex tape. Staring at her brown eye while she's getting railed was amazing

>>212589518 (OP)
lol no
gay mafia hates boobs in media. only japan allows that stuff

>>212599446
Turn down for what!

>>212591923
>empties out the studio so he can suck titties in private

>>212589676
They may not sag as much, but it's not a real boob if it doesn't make the POP sound when you suck it

>>212589782
Right, the quote is z "anything more than a handful is a waste". I get his point.

>>212598741
Do you seriously not know Jennifer Connelly?

In highschool I elbowed a big chest girls tits by accident and all the girls in my grade thought I was a pervert and shunned me until graduation.

>>212600483
She's not white.

>>212601921
She's a nigger? Yuck-o.

>>212594228
I think your ex just wanted your attention

how the fuck do i get 4chan x back up online

>>212595165
Proof?

>>212589518 (OP)
what do you think?
alexadra daddario demanded to show her tits in a movie and the faggot director made her cover them up

>>212594350
This is almost as cinematographically stunning as a perfectly flat chest.

>>212602899
You're thinking of Scarlett Johansson in The Island- director Micheal Bay.
Yet another reason to hate him.

>>212602959
While true, they did tape Daddario's shirt to her tits for a horror movie she did.

>>212602959
Imagine doing a few topless takes to indulge her and saving that footage.

>>212601402
She really found her niche

>>212589540
They weren't funny but they were sexy. I would kill for a taste of those hebe jewbs.

What's the most recent example?

>>212591802
Jazz always looks like a mexican dad at a water park

>>212605904
Sauce?

I have this fetish where women squeeze their booba together and make a butt crack out of it

>>212601697
>>212608333
yuri trips

>>212605904
Source?

>>212608688
neat

>>212605904
looks like some hungarian disney channel shit

>>212601402
Watched this on TV in the 90s and as thunderstorm warning came scrolling across the screen with a picture of the radar and it totally ruined it.

>>212590500
Locking down a morbidly obese bitch isn’t something to be proud of, anon…

>>212602959
they were trying to stay pg-13 and the unfuckable karens in the ratings board detest any nipple

>>212610588
Just make a jazz thread bro

>>212600483
>it was padding
Why then?