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Anonymous No.212590909 >>212591023 >>212591040 >>212591153 >>212591185 >>212591231 >>212591360 >>212591376 >>212591390 >>212591400 >>212591545 >>212591579 >>212591618 >>212591736 >>212591821 >>212591889 >>212591971 >>212592770 >>212593316 >>212593504 >>212593678 >>212593729 >>212593936 >>212593980 >>212594005 >>212594279 >>212594402 >>212594642 >>212594643 >>212594663 >>212594672 >>212594962 >>212595468 >>212595548 >>212595887 >>212597240 >>212599500 >>212599526 >>212599665 >>212600053 >>212600849 >>212602123 >>212602274 >>212602322 >>212603375 >>212603419 >>212604199 >>212604240 >>212604394 >>212605180 >>212606579 >>212606625 >>212609700 >>212611007
Is superman worth watching or nah?
Anonymous No.212590942 >>212591178 >>212591517 >>212592121 >>212593427 >>212593611 >>212593729 >>212598829 >>212599634 >>212602280 >>212602328
jesus christ is that his wife?
Anonymous No.212591023 >>212602779
>>212590909 (OP)
He looks like a sad puppy
Anonymous No.212591039 >>212593435 >>212596889
Is he dating Macaulay Culkin?
Anonymous No.212591040 >>212593405
>>212590909 (OP)
>calls his wife his girlfriend
kwab
Anonymous No.212591138
New basedface just dropped, tvbros.... we won
Anonymous No.212591153
>>212590909 (OP)
>girlfriend
He got divorced?
>also wore on our first date
>30 years ago
I'm so confused
Anonymous No.212591178 >>212591233 >>212591289 >>212591325 >>212592068 >>212592689 >>212592736 >>212593704 >>212608216 >>212608254
>>212590942
they are in their 50s dude
Anonymous No.212591185 >>212592884 >>212593560
>>212590909 (OP)

Is that the 5/10 from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back? Jesus she looks like Bruce Jenner now!
Anonymous No.212591231 >>212591265
>>212590909 (OP)
Well, at least he's not crying like a faggot over capeshit this time
Anonymous No.212591233 >>212591280
>>212591178
it looks like a tranny
Anonymous No.212591265
>>212591231
YET. He's not crying like a faggot YET.
Anonymous No.212591280 >>212597622
>>212591233
>All women are trans!

Okay, anon. Time to take your pills
Anonymous No.212591289 >>212603378 >>212609878
>>212591178
My mom's a decade older and doesn't look nearly as aged.
Anonymous No.212591325 >>212591453
>>212591178
She looks 75. And he's calling her his girlfriend? Wtf they aren't married?
Anonymous No.212591360 >>212591450 >>212591494 >>212602357 >>212602804
>>212590909 (OP)
Superman fucking his wife is his cuck fantasy. At least 30 years ago she was somewhat attractive.
Anonymous No.212591376 >>212591501 >>212591635 >>212592220 >>212599385
>>212590909 (OP)
Kevin Smith has never made a good movie.
Anonymous No.212591390
>>212590909 (OP)
The fuck else you got going on?
Anonymous No.212591400 >>212591492
>>212590909 (OP)
damn, men do age like fine wine after all. you have to give his wife credit for not indulging in adrenochrome smoothies and foreskin face cream.
Anonymous No.212591450 >>212592760
>>212591360
Is that the slut that inspired Chasing Amy?
Anonymous No.212591453
>>212591325
I think he’s just being cute because they had a date night or something.
Anonymous No.212591492
>>212591400
They’re exactly the same age btw. 54.
Anonymous No.212591494 >>212591563 >>212602348 >>212602453 >>212602999
>>212591360
99% of men of every race except black have fantasies like this and it's completely normal.
Anonymous No.212591501 >>212591554 >>212591555 >>212591670 >>212594137
>>212591376
Dogma was good.
Anonymous No.212591517 >>212591749 >>212593704
>>212590942
it's ok to age
Anonymous No.212591524
>Ah, my lovely wife.
Anonymous No.212591545
>>212590909 (OP)
That's sweet he takes his mom on movie dates BOOOOOONGGGING
Anonymous No.212591554
>>212591501
eh.
Anonymous No.212591555 >>212604157
>>212591501
Dogma was trash.
Anonymous No.212591563 >>212603291
>>212591494
> Except black
Black guys have every degen fetish but more frequent and heavy.
Anonymous No.212591565 >>212592112
BROWN TAINT AREA BROS????
Anonymous No.212591579 >>212591817
>>212590909 (OP)
>Is superman worth watching or nah?
No not really. It's average capeshit with unfunny Marvel humor. A pajeet gets executed in once scene though, if you like that sort of thing.
Anonymous No.212591618
>>212590909 (OP)
WHAT IS HE SAYING????????
Anonymous No.212591635 >>212591670
>>212591376
Clerks, chasing Amy and dogma are good. Mallrats and Jay and silent Bob aren't good but fun and funny. Rest is middling to shit
Anonymous No.212591670
>>212591501
>>212591635
Dogma and Chasing Amy embody everything wrong with Gen X.
Anonymous No.212591736 >>212594914
>>212590909 (OP)
When he said brown taint area was he talking about her face?
Anonymous No.212591749 >>212591994 >>212603441
>>212591517
no it's sad, it's literally you deteriorating on your way to your death.
Anonymous No.212591817
>>212591579
>A pajeet gets executed in once scene though, if you like that sort of thing.
real thing can be seen for free ad nauseam on /gif/
Anonymous No.212591821
>>212590909 (OP)
Yea. Just got out of a second viewing.
It's good fun.
Anonymous No.212591889 >>212592013 >>212592095 >>212599665 >>212603508 >>212603593
>>212590909 (OP)
one of his old tshirts would fit him like a maternity gown
Anonymous No.212591971
>>212590909 (OP)
Clit/brown/taint-area status?
Anonymous No.212591994
>>212591749
some people don't get the chance to age
Anonymous No.212592013
>>212591889
He was normal fat in his 20s. He didn't balloon up until later. The shirt would just be a bit baggy.
Anonymous No.212592068
>>212591178
She looks like his mother.
Anonymous No.212592095 >>212602825
>>212591889
Tattoos are so fucking lame.
Anonymous No.212592112
>>212591565
p0wned
Anonymous No.212592121
>>212590942
>imagine the smell of her clit/brown/taint-area
Anonymous No.212592220
>>212591376
First clerks movie you retard
Anonymous No.212592689
>>212591178
That's a rough 50 brother
Anonymous No.212592718 >>212593209 >>212593353 >>212593764 >>212594441 >>212595059 >>212606453 >>212606864 >>212609439 >>212612622
>my girlfriend
Anonymous No.212592736
>>212591178
Did you mean 150's?
Anonymous No.212592760
>>212591450
No.
Anonymous No.212592770
>>212590909 (OP)
Why would anyone possibly pay attention to what this crying fruit has to say about anything? He hasn't been relevant in decades.
Anonymous No.212592771
54 years old and still dresses like a teenager from 1998.
Anonymous No.212592884 >>212593307 >>212597831 >>212602848
>>212591185
God damn it's hilarious that Kevin tried to pass her off next to 10/10's in that movie.
Anonymous No.212593209
>>212592718
you guys are assholes

shes 12 years older than him
Anonymous No.212593307 >>212593372
>>212592884
3 > 2 > 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4
Anonymous No.212593316
>>212590909 (OP)
He didnt cry did he? Is that Steven Tyler? What happened to the taint Pwner?
Anonymous No.212593353
>>212592718
what rare pepe is this?
Anonymous No.212593372
>>212593307
Nah...1 > 2 > 3 > dogshit >>>>>>> 4
Anonymous No.212593405
>>212591040
that part was cringe, i call my gf wife at this point because its been 11 years
Anonymous No.212593427
>>212590942
Looking at her glasses, what tv channels do you think she watches?
Anonymous No.212593435
>>212591039
mofo
Anonymous No.212593504
>>212590909 (OP)
Anonymous No.212593560
>>212591185
To be fair she looks like a five/10 in Jay and silent bob strike back but she looks like a six point point, five at least and clerks 2
Anonymous No.212593611
>>212590942
yeah and he pwnz her brown area
Anonymous No.212593678
>>212590909 (OP)
"A man my age saying 'my girlfriend' is nearly as bad as a man my age saying 'my skateboard'." - Frank Skinner

Kevin Smith probably does have a skateboard as well to be honest.
Anonymous No.212593704
>>212591178
>>212591517

Theirs aging and then theres looking like father time beat you with a ugly stick
Anonymous No.212593729 >>212597686
>>212590909 (OP)
>>212590942
brown area status?
Anonymous No.212593742
Seriously, can’t his β€œgirlfriend” dress him properly, because he clearly can’t do it himself. He looks like he’s on day release from a mental institution.
Anonymous No.212593764 >>212594685 >>212599969
>>212592718
My girlfriend, Steven Tyler
Anonymous No.212593936
>>212590909 (OP)
>how do you want your lipstick sis
>just fuck my shit up
Anonymous No.212593980
>>212590909 (OP)
>Keven Smith is over 50
Crap, that means we're old too
Anonymous No.212594005 >>212594158 >>212594267
>>212590909 (OP)
I guess Superman isn't that great since he usually cries.
Anonymous No.212594137
>>212591501
It was astoundingly glib. Which was the style at the time. But it doesn't hold up.
Anonymous No.212594158 >>212594267
>>212594005
pwned taint does things to a motherfucker.
Anonymous No.212594222 >>212594340
Remember those weird cuck picks Kevin Smith took of her with a guy dressed as Superman?
Anonymous No.212594267 >>212600381
>>212594005
>>212594158
Anonymous No.212594279
>>212590909 (OP)
>girlfriend
Is that a man in drag?
Anonymous No.212594340 >>212594423
>>212594222
Stop posting the fucking censored version.
Anonymous No.212594402 >>212594466
>>212590909 (OP)
It's nice of him to take his mom to movie premieres, I also used to to take my mom to superhero movies since she liked them.
Anonymous No.212594423
>>212594340
I wont tell.
Anonymous No.212594441
>>212592718
Anonymous No.212594466 >>212594696
>>212594402
Did your mom die?
Anonymous No.212594554
Fine, I'll do it myself you fucking COWARDS
afraid of a janny who doesn't even get fucking paid, smDh
Anonymous No.212594594 >>212594638 >>212595819 >>212595872 >>212598169 >>212599665 >>212603598 >>212604312
Why haven't (YOU) married female Gollum yet /tv/?
Anonymous No.212594595 >>212594930
There. Fuck you.
Anonymous No.212594638 >>212595819 >>212595872 >>212598169 >>212599665
>>212594594
Anonymous No.212594642 >>212595002 >>212602922
>>212590909 (OP)
whose this vegan faggot with Stephen King?
Anonymous No.212594643
>>212590909 (OP)
New Jersey was a mistake.
Anonymous No.212594663
>>212590909 (OP)
>Is superman worth watching or nah?
Yea but not worth paying for, you get the idea off the CAM rip
>Inb4 jeet
How else am I supposed to watch a movie I dont want to finanancially support, retard?
Anonymous No.212594672
>>212590909 (OP)
Anonymous No.212594685
>>212593764
kek
Anonymous No.212594696 >>212594881 >>212595029
>>212594466
Yeah, late last year. The last movie I took her to was Deadpool & Wolverine, she liked all of the cameos they brought back since she watched all of the comic book movies from the beginning.
Anonymous No.212594881 >>212595615
>>212594696
Im really sorry fren. Hope you are doing well.
Anonymous No.212594914
>>212591736
lel
Anonymous No.212594930
>>212594595
What a sad looking brown area.
Anonymous No.212594962 >>212599845
>>212590909 (OP)
Why does he bulge his eyes in every photo? Is he self conscious about the way his eyes look resting or something?
Anonymous No.212595002
>>212594642
lmfao
Anonymous No.212595029 >>212595615
>>212594696
How old was she if you don't mind my asking? I'm sorry for your loss anon.
Anonymous No.212595059 >>212602197
>>212592718
Tbh she looked ok in clerks 2. She aged very very poorly
Anonymous No.212595400
Taint status: brown
Anonymous No.212595468
>>212590909 (OP)
Nah, it's mediocre
Anonymous No.212595548
>>212590909 (OP)
Quite the specimen of womanhood he's with there..
Anonymous No.212595615
>>212594881
Thanks, not really we were extremely close.
>>212595029
Mid-60s. I assume you're asking because of the movie genre, but she was always into sci-fi, fantasy and took me to see all of the Superhero movies since the 90s. She hated how trash they became tough.
Anonymous No.212595819
>>212594594
>>212594638
that's the face of 2 packs a day
Anonymous No.212595872 >>212595948
>>212594594
>>212594638
She’s pretty hot for a 50 yr old ngl
Anonymous No.212595887 >>212595914 >>212602886
>>212590909 (OP)
is that Jason Mewes in the background? I didn't know he trooned out...
Anonymous No.212595914
>>212595887
They're always thinking about trannies. Sad.
Anonymous No.212595948 >>212597764
>>212595872
Please tell me this is a joke...
Anonymous No.212596889
>>212591039
heh
Anonymous No.212597109 >>212597250
His daughter is so hot
Anonymous No.212597240
>>212590909 (OP)
is that is mum?
Anonymous No.212597250 >>212597550 >>212597940 >>212602235 >>212605005
>>212597109
Not-a some-a too much-a
Anonymous No.212597550 >>212602811 >>212603090
>>212597250
Anonymous No.212597622 >>212603180
>>212591280
Don't know why you feel the need to defend because that anon is right
Anonymous No.212597686
>>212593729
POWNED
Anonymous No.212597764 >>212597875
>>212595948
she’s got a cute face and bangin body
Anonymous No.212597831 >>212597868 >>212597950 >>212597996 >>212603073 >>212603552 >>212603718 >>212604616 >>212606864
>>212592884
She used to be cute in an awkward dweeb kinda way. Plus she dated a manlet which is based for a femnoid
Anonymous No.212597868
>>212597831
Ok calm down Frodo Baggins
Anonymous No.212597875
>>212597764
You're down bad brother, go outside more.
Anonymous No.212597940 >>212602160 >>212612906
>>212597250
Should Kev be asking some questions? Jason was a degenerate drug and sex addict who used to live at Kev's house for many years
Anonymous No.212597950
>>212597831
Is there a term for reverse looks-matching over time?
Anonymous No.212597996 >>212602989
>>212597831
At the time they got together he was punching above his weight class so to speak
Anonymous No.212598169 >>212599310
>>212594594
>>212594638
FA CUP
Anonymous No.212598829
>>212590942
She pwns his dick
Anonymous No.212599310
>>212598169
Norf for life, luv' me Greggs, simple as.
fags are gay No.212599385
>>212591376
finding sasquatch was hilarious
Anonymous No.212599500
>>212590909 (OP)
>watching any form of capeshit?
Anonymous No.212599526
>>212590909 (OP)
has he EVER said a capeshit was bad?
Anonymous No.212599634
>>212590942
Pretending that she was hot was the funniest part of Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back and Clerks 2.
Anonymous No.212599665 >>212600378
>>212590909 (OP)
>>212591889
>>212594594
>>212594638
TELL ME ABOUT SMITH. WHY DOES HE DO THE FACE?
Anonymous No.212599845 >>212600456
>>212594962
I get the impression he must have gotten bullied hard in school or something. I really wish his wife would sit him down and tell him to get a new wardrobe, because the giant baggy shit makes him look like a cancer patient. I seriously thing that’s a holdover self-image thing from when he was still a big fat guy, and wearing baggy clothes sort of helped to conceal the fatness a bit.
Anonymous No.212599969
>>212593764
>DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
Anonymous No.212600053
>>212590909 (OP)
Kevin should've stopped making movies after Cop Out
Anonymous No.212600378
>>212599665
Years of playing silent Bob and emoting with his face in those films
Anonymous No.212600381 >>212600604
>>212594267
I'm pretty sure it was weed what made him cry. Ever since he quit smoking and had a meltdown he doesn't seem to be crying anymore.
Anonymous No.212600456
>>212599845
That's pretty much it, he used to dress that way cause he was a fat guy now he just does it cause it's his image, jorts and over coats
Anonymous No.212600604
>>212600381
Anon you know he became aware of the memes right? He could have realized to stop posting them.
Either way all of those decades of smoking has definitely permanently fried his brain.
Anonymous No.212600849
>>212590909 (OP)
When did he start dating Steve Buscemit, and when did Steve transition?
Anonymous No.212602049
CLIT. BROWN. TAINT. AREA.
Anonymous No.212602123
>>212590909 (OP)
holy SHIT they both look like they died ten years ago
Anonymous No.212602160 >>212602662 >>212602698
>>212597940
she genuinely looks NOTHING like kevin
Anonymous No.212602197
>>212595059
she looked like hammered dogshit in Clerks 2. she was PASSABLE in J&SBSB
Anonymous No.212602235 >>212602503
>>212597250
Did I ever tell you the story of how I named you after a cartoon character I want to have sex with an how funny it is you look like uncle Mewes? Wanna be in a movie?
Anonymous No.212602274
>>212590909 (OP)
>NAH
>and doing whatever the heart failure was trying to accomplish is a no no.
Anonymous No.212602280 >>212602765 >>212606546
>>212590942
Why does he look 20 years younger that her? Me could honestly be her son. I mean just look at his skin, and then look at her skin…
Anonymous No.212602322 >>212602377
>>212590909 (OP)
Is this the TAINT/BROWN AREA PWNED general?
Anonymous No.212602328
>>212590942
most literate zoomer
Anonymous No.212602348
>>212591494
Black men always jerk off to Massa taking black women home while they watched from the shack what the fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous No.212602357
>>212591360
>schwalbach
Oh wtf I'm related to her?
Anonymous No.212602377
>>212602322
Yessir
Anonymous No.212602453
>>212591494
That’s right. Black men have fantasies of being the one getting fucked in the ass. Them bucks be zesty yo
Anonymous No.212602503 >>212602830
>>212602235
I wonder what he does with the "Harley" arm...
Anonymous No.212602662 >>212602904
>>212602160
And she looks suspiciously like mewes, although his wife also kinda looks like mewes aswell which raises further questions
Anonymous No.212602698 >>212602903 >>212602904
>>212602160
Anonymous No.212602747
Kevin Smith seems happy in his own way.
Anonymous No.212602765 >>212602953 >>212603050
>>212602280
Smoking weed keeps you looking youthful
Anonymous No.212602777
post the tweet.
Anonymous No.212602779
>>212591023
He ALWAYS makes that face since like 2004. It's kind of what ruined him for me. That bug-eyed face EVERY single photo op.
Anonymous No.212602804
>>212591360
I remember this. Her Playboy shoot he jerks to.
Anonymous No.212602811 >>212602907 >>212602948
>>212597550
Why did he name his daughter after a mentally ill sexual deviant?
Anonymous No.212602825
>>212592095
Yeah, I wouldn't fuck him because of those.
Anonymous No.212602830
>>212602503
too many letters to put on a fist.
Anonymous No.212602848
>>212592884
CRINGE!!!! Even in the theater I winced when that scene happened.
Anonymous No.212602886 >>212602953 >>212602994 >>212603044
>>212595887
Despite being a meth addict for years newest somehow looks the best out of all of them.
Anonymous No.212602903 >>212603036
>>212602698
Do you think Mewes dumped loads in her?
Anonymous No.212602904
>>212602662
>>212602698
mewes has a young daughter. wait till she's about 13. if she looks like harley's sister, it's confirmed. girls take on their parent's facial characteristics a little later in life than boys.
Anonymous No.212602907 >>212604709
>>212602811
If she really is his biological daughter then she lucked out big time to look significantly better than both her parents
Anonymous No.212602922
>>212594642
Anonymous No.212602948
>>212602811
even squinting as hard as i can, i can't see ANY of kevin's face in her face. and i'm trying REALLY hard to see the schooner
Anonymous No.212602953
>>212602886
Yeah because >>212602765
Anonymous No.212602989
>>212597996
>so to speak

Written like Kevin himself would have.
Anonymous No.212602994 >>212603158
>>212602886
mewes was a smackhead, not a methhead
Anonymous No.212602999
>>212591494
I want Judge Dredd to arrest my wife's son
Anonymous No.212603036 >>212603076
>>212602903
Mewes was well known for being a sex addict and he lived at Kevin Smith's property for many years
Anonymous No.212603044 >>212603232
>>212602886
Doesn't he still have money though, or did he blow through it all? Someone had to pay to fix up his face and teeth after all the years of drug abuse.
Compare pictures of regular addicts to celebrity addicts.
Anonymous No.212603050
>>212602765
This.
Anonymous No.212603073
>>212597831
She looks like the chick from office space that cheated on Ron Livingston and everybody just knew it by looking at her. Same vibes
Anonymous No.212603076
>>212603036
bros what do when your best friend has a HOT daughter that's nearing aoc?
Anonymous No.212603090 >>212603307
>>212597550
so he named her that, IN 1999? wasn't the cartoon still going?

honestly not sure if that's better or worse than doing the same thing with a baby today.
Anonymous No.212603158 >>212603283
>>212602994
He was fucking everything at one point, smack, meth, benzos, valiums, coke
Anonymous No.212603180
>>212597622
>that anon
heh, have a (You)
Anonymous No.212603232 >>212603448
>>212603044
Drugs aren't free either so I would imagine he always had some money coming in.
Anonymous No.212603242 >>212603291 >>212603381 >>212603613 >>212603729 >>212604061 >>212605784 >>212606309 >>212606418 >>212611321
Anonymous No.212603283 >>212603525
>>212603158
how do people do this, man.
Anonymous No.212603291
>>212591563
STATUS UPDATE:
>>212603242
Anonymous No.212603307
>>212603090
Are you joking? It would be a million times worse today, normies know who Harley is now.
Anonymous No.212603375 >>212603434 >>212603872
>>212590909 (OP)
Imagine having mountains of money but choosing to waste your life obsessing over children's media
Anonymous No.212603378
>>212591289
Those types of claims need to be verified, anon. Show me some pictures.
Anonymous No.212603381 >>212604305
>>212603242
this should be some 'behind closed doors' thing. swingers parties, do what you like. why be public, though?
Anonymous No.212603419 >>212603862 >>212604389
>>212590909 (OP)
Do you think guys like this settle for ugly girls so they can continue to me man children, knowing a higher quality woman would become embarrassed by this shit and leave them?
Anonymous No.212603434 >>212603780 >>212603812
>>212603375
do you know where you are?
Anonymous No.212603441
>>212591749
oh wow, easy on that edge, faggot.
Anonymous No.212603445
Anonymous No.212603448 >>212604467
>>212603232
Normally I would agree, but I think when you're famous you actually just get given a lot of the drugs you want. Probably not the really degenerate ones like meth though.
I remember him being really down bad before Kevin brought him back to get him straightened out and doing movies again. If he hadn't his future would have been like Stampers.
Anonymous No.212603508 >>212604186
>>212591889
Let's settle this once and for all

Are we a Harleysboard or a Jennysboard
Anonymous No.212603525 >>212604535
>>212603283
He should be dead by all rights, I remember on one of those q&a DVDs they talk about him visiting a doctor and the dr wanted to know his tolerance level for one of the prescription drugs he was taking (can't remember exactly might have been oxys) and he was taking 1600mgs a day and the doctor couldn't believe it, he was a proper degenerate drug addict
Anonymous No.212603552
>>212597831
Oh man she aged like shit
Anonymous No.212603593
>>212591889
so looks at his daughters name when he faps?
Anonymous No.212603598 >>212603931
>>212594594
How old is this photo? She looks ok for her age here
Anonymous No.212603613
>>212603242
You would have to fucking physically torture me to make this post...
Cucks are mentally ill.
Anonymous No.212603718
>>212597831
She dated a relatively successful Hollywood director, who put her in his movies, retired to become stay at home mom at the age of 28, despite having only 1 child, and lives in former Ben Affleck's house.

I think she won.
Anonymous No.212603729 >>212604575
>>212603242
How are these guys brains so fried that they don't understand how pathetic this looks?
Anonymous No.212603738
slowbeef-looking motherfucker
Anonymous No.212603780
>>212603434
No, that anon is right. This is a stupid gotcha, if the average shitposter had fuck you money they wouldn't be living like Kevin Smith.
Anonymous No.212603812
>>212603434
I'm only here because I'm broke.
Anonymous No.212603862
>>212603419
He wasn't settling you fucking retard, literally look up their older pictures in this thread. You're only thinking he settled based on their current photos.
Anonymous No.212603872
>>212603375
He spent all his 90s bux on weed and funco pops.
Anonymous No.212603931 >>212604030
>>212603598
>She looks ok for her age here
Where are these people coming from?
Roasties?
Zoomers?
Jeets?
Anonymous No.212604030 >>212604133
>>212603931
i agree and i'm a 30something white English guy.

dunno what to tell you lad it's not feminism or anything, i'd rather people age 'normally' than some creepy alternative.
Anonymous No.212604061
>>212603242
>GOD MY PARENTS ARE SO WEIRD
Anonymous No.212604133 >>212604175
>>212604030
She's only 54 years old, you're fucking brainwashed. You're old enough to have met people in that age bracket, this isn't about women aging normally she's fucking busted.
Anonymous No.212604157
>>212591555
found the christcuck LMAO
Anonymous No.212604175 >>212604378
>>212604133
she looks 54. people used to look older. i'm the only person in my family who never really got into smoking.

how do you react when you see cellulite? or a vagina that has had a baby pushed out of it?
Anonymous No.212604186
>>212603508
Harleysboard obviously
Anonymous No.212604199 >>212604621
>>212590909 (OP)
>nah

Stop it. Just use 'no'.
Anonymous No.212604240 >>212604322
>>212590909 (OP)
kevin smith is the comic book guy from the simpsons
Anonymous No.212604305 >>212604373 >>212611186
>>212603381
Playboy was an adult magazine, prude. It wasn't "public".
Anonymous No.212604312 >>212604784
>>212594594
Her: life time of being vegan
Him: life time of being fat pig, drank a gallon of milk every day, until he lost weight 5 years ago. Still looks 15 years younger than her.

He should dump her and get a trophy wife.
Anonymous No.212604322 >>212604572
>>212604240
he seems more sincere than sarcastic. he really is like a little puppy.

it's childish and obsessive but whatever. i'm on /tv/, on 4chan. so are you.
Anonymous No.212604373 >>212604727
>>212604305
so it was a publication?
Anonymous No.212604378 >>212605036
>>212604175
This post is fucking nonsense. Actually go outside, regular women in their 50s don't look that bad.
Even the kind of milfs younger me was able to get with weren't this welfare level. Is it really that bad in America?
Anonymous No.212604389
>>212603419
Yet you'll die a virgin. It's funny how judgy you are about other people considering you'll never ever fuck.
Anonymous No.212604394
>>212590909 (OP)
>didn't make him cry
>didn't p0wn his dick
It's a fucking flop.
Anonymous No.212604467 >>212604598
>>212603448
Meth is pretty much the cheapest drug though. Next to weed now in legal states. And those blue fentanyl pills.
Shit, drugs are cheap now! What a time to be alive.
Anonymous No.212604535 >>212604624
>>212603525
We've all been there. Ah, youth. I'm sometimes surprised that I made it out alive.
It's only weed now.
Anonymous No.212604572
>>212604322
The comic book guy encapsulated an archetype of person, before it became so widespread, as it is today. I have no qualms about being on /tv/ and saying this. This is the last remaining channel where truths such as these can be uttered.
Anonymous No.212604575
>>212603729
Go to bed, churchlady.
Anonymous No.212604598 >>212604848 >>212604880
>>212604467
Interesting, I have no idea about drugs or prices. I would have thought meth wouldn't be as cheap based only on Breaking Bad.
Anonymous No.212604616 >>212604656
>>212597831
She looks 50 in that too, wtf
Anonymous No.212604621
>>212604199
NahBrah
Anonymous No.212604624 >>212604927
>>212604535
weed has always made me a bit paranoid but i think going a-bit-too-far with psychedelics has done that thing where weed now makes me short-term schizophrenic.

be careful everyone ;_;
Anonymous No.212604656 >>212604806
>>212604616
No she doesn't. How did he score that?
Anonymous No.212604709 >>212604944 >>212604978
>>212602907
I don't think she looks better. She got that fat face even if her body is skinny. Plus very deep voice. Her career only exists, because Kevin puts her in all of his movies and begged Tarantino to put her in Once upon a time in Hollywood as a Manson junkie.

Other girls from that movie managed to turn it into successful career - Mikey Madison, Maya Hawke, Sydney Sweeney, Dreama Walker. Harley Quinn - not so much.
Anonymous No.212604727 >>212604861 >>212611186
>>212604373
Yes. But you have to be 18 to buy it and it was kept behind the counter, often wrapped in plastic too.
Your issue seems to be with the very idea of the entire adult industry. Take it somewhere else. No one here is outraged that people take photos of other people without clothing on.
You'd have to argue that social media and phones are far worse than a glossy photo shoot from the last century. There are teens doing dick pics now. And you're upset over a tasteful Playboy pictorial from late 90s.
Anonymous No.212604784 >>212604907
>>212604312
>She's vegan
That explains it then, they age like shit
Anonymous No.212604806
>>212604656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JahtQ55Tssk

He had a year after Chasing Amy, when he was considered interesing indie director.
Anonymous No.212604848 >>212605019 >>212613280
>>212604598
The meth high lasts for many hours, even days. Once you have a tolerance it's different of course. But if you gave me a chunk of meth the size of a marble I couldn't finish it in a weekend. And that's maybe $20 worth. Breaking Bad was a long time ago and also, fiction.
Anonymous No.212604861 >>212604938
>>212604727
That dude does not want to know what goes on in the rooms down the hall from 4channel
Anonymous No.212604880
>>212604598
That meth is meant to be extremely high purity stuff, actual meth is nowhere near the purity levels on breaking bad and is dirt cheap
Anonymous No.212604907 >>212605087
>>212604784
It really does. It makes the posters defending how she looks all the more ridiculous.
Veganism drastically changes you, even more so if you don't go hardcore on supplements.
Kevin Smith was a likfetime obese, stoner, goofball and honestly looks much better now.
Anonymous No.212604927
>>212604624
Ever consider you just might be fucked in the head?
Anonymous No.212604938 >>212605031 >>212605165
>>212604861
I seriously have no clue how prudish churchy types even ended up on this website. It has to be a joke.
Anonymous No.212604944 >>212605074
>>212604709
dude she looks just like mewes wtf
Anonymous No.212604978
>>212604709
I don't think anyone's claiming she's talented
Anonymous No.212605005 >>212605074
>>212597250
Anonymous No.212605019 >>212613280
>>212604848
Conversely you could give that chunk to a meth junkie and he'd smoke it all in forty minutes and run around looking to score more.
Those tent cities must be rife with meth.
Anonymous No.212605031
>>212604938
i'm not a Christfriend. i came here for the non-RP animΓ© discussion, before all this /pol/ ridiculousness. don't even like the /b/friend homophobia, now that i'm an adult approaching 40.
Anonymous No.212605036 >>212605124 >>212605503
>>212604378
Not at all. He did say he was English, maybe that has something to do with it? Here in Florida you see hot milfs in their 50s and even 60s that would look WAY better than her on a daily basis just going around town running errands. This nigger has low standards
Anonymous No.212605074 >>212605382
>>212604944
I don't see it at all. She looks like Kevin. Just look at pics like >>212605005

You guys are just all obsessed with "cucking" and other things that don't really go on so much in the real world.
Anonymous No.212605087 >>212605630
>>212604907
Yeah he's a complete man child cuck now but desu I'm happy for him that he lost that weight and got healthy, was a big fan of his back in the day and he really did seem on the verge of death at one point
Anonymous No.212605124 >>212605503
>>212605036
Incels aren't aware that there's more to coupling than just looks.
Anonymous No.212605165
>>212604938
Because church types are all racist, closeted fags and pedos LOL
Anonymous No.212605180
>>212590909 (OP)
Typicall popcorn muncher who just needs his quick fix
Anonymous No.212605382
>>212605074
There's clearly a similarity there, even Kevin has mentioned it, not saying mewes definitely fucked Kev's wife just it's a possibility
Anonymous No.212605503
>>212605036
>He did say he was English
I know but I only bring it up because Smith and his wife are both American.
>>212605124
No one was talking about coupling you tranny. She might be a great wife but she demolished her looks with veganism.
Anonymous No.212605630 >>212606031
>>212605087
The only reason he took action was because he had a big scare after a heart attack I think. That's why Clerks 3 was so weird.
Honestly he got pretty lucky to have that wake up call.
Ironic Namefag No.212605784
>>212603242
White liberal men are fucking insane
Anonymous No.212606031
>>212605630
getting kicked off that plane for being too fat contributed aswell, he lost some weight after that incident and then after the heart attack he lost the rest
Anonymous No.212606309 >>212606418 >>212609730
>>212603242
Why are white men like this?
Anonymous No.212606418
>>212606309
>>212603242

If I remember correctly he made a lifesize copy of that picture and put it in his hallway, so everyone can see it every day.

It made Mewes uncomfortable every time he came to visit. Probably why he started taking heroin again.
Anonymous No.212606453 >>212606502
>>212592718
She looks like if Macaulay Culkin and Willem Dafoe did the fusion dance
Anonymous No.212606502
>>212606453
Fuck you anon, I can't unsee it now.
Anonymous No.212606546 >>212606976 >>212609800
>>212602280
He doesn't really. But losing a shitload of weight after his heart attack probably helps.
Anonymous No.212606579
>>212590909 (OP)
The guy in the top right looks like the actor that plays hellboy.
Anonymous No.212606625 >>212610867
>>212590909 (OP)
> 55 year old
> girlfriend
Cmon dude
Anonymous No.212606864 >>212611076
>>212592718
>>212597831
How the fuck do you age this fucking fast?
Anonymous No.212606976
>>212606546
And going vegan.
Anonymous No.212608216
>>212591178
kevin looks age appropriate, she looks dried up. he had that weed shit going for a while, obviously consuming him, but his diet doesnt seem like it aged him a lot, contrary to her. i'm gonna guess vegan or alcoholic.
Anonymous No.212608254 >>212612734
>>212591178
My mom is in her 50s and my dad is in her 60s and they both look 20 years younger than her.
Anonymous No.212609439
>>212592718
>my grandma
Anonymous No.212609700
>>212590909 (OP)
Nah
Anonymous No.212609730
>>212606309
Let me guess: she's fat
Anonymous No.212609800 >>212609902
>>212606546
He would have had a stronger filmography if that heart attack had killed him
Anonymous No.212609878
>>212591289
you should introduce her to kevin
Anonymous No.212609902 >>212610112
>>212609800
He did this movie before the heart attack. Doubt it can get worse.
Anonymous No.212610074
>At the start of June 2025, TheWrap reported that Superman needed to gross more than $500 million worldwide to become profitable at the box office, but that it would need to earn around $700 million to be considered a success.

how is this even possible
Anonymous No.212610112
>>212609902
It did
Anonymous No.212610867
>>212606625
At least he’s gettin pussy unlike all you losers
Anonymous No.212611007
>>212590909 (OP)
It didn’t make him weep it must be awful
Anonymous No.212611076
>>212606864
Enduring Kevin's bullshit for decades probably didn't help
Anonymous No.212611186
>>212604305
>>212604727
>It's freedom of speech goym! Our adult industry is good for you
post nose
Anonymous No.212611321
>>212603242
I've seen more meat at a vegan barbecue
Anonymous No.212612622
>>212592718
What is happening to her skin
Anonymous No.212612734
>>212608254
>my dad is in her 60s
Your dad’s a tranny! Kek!
Anonymous No.212612747
baka desu senpai
Anonymous No.212612878
y'all wonder why you can't get a gf let alone get laid, but being so quick to judge others kinda makes you a shitty person.

If you go after women who will judge you like you judge them they'll probably pass, and if you find one that doesn't she probably won't like you for judging others.
Anonymous No.212612906
>>212597940
The Smith-Mewes cuck stories have been around the internet for decades now
Anonymous No.212613179
so what are his thoughts?
Anonymous No.212613280
>>212604848
Where the fuck are you getting marble sized chunks of meth for $$20??? How much dick do you have to suck to get that deal?
>>212605019
They are. One time, some Asian zoomer yups asked my roommate and I where to score meth (while we were literally just going to the weed store up the street from our apartment), so we just walked them to a tent encampment up the street, tood the tent tweakers we brought them a freebie. I do not miss Seattle one fucking bit, but we helped two groups of people from two very different walks in life that day and asked for nothing in return. Random acts of kindness are the foundation of society, after all