Thread 212591055 - /tv/ [Archived: 502 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:34:33 PM No.212591055
Stoppu
Stoppu
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:35:13 PM No.212591085
>>212591055 (OP)
why did he leave him hanging on that high five?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:35:14 PM No.212591086
Most filtering scene of the decade. Kek
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:38:30 PM No.212591183
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>>212591086
No one would have believed them. See, it's so over the top that anyone with a three digit IQ would try to find a deeper meaning, but no, it's just zackino doing stupid shit because it looks like uh...batman prison rape...cool bro...like uh...king james....
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:39:33 PM No.212591209
>>212591055 (OP)
Best scene in all of comicdom. I wrote my dissertation on this scene.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:40:18 PM No.212591229
>>212591086
Snyder's movies are full of iconic bad scenes
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:40:35 PM No.212591235
okay
okay
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>>212591183
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:45:43 PM No.212591364
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>>212591209
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:51:18 PM No.212591533
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>>212591055 (OP)
unironically a better death than logan
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:52:02 PM No.212591558
>>212591055 (OP)
>Fuck every monke of this world, my son
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:55:21 PM No.212591663
>>212591055 (OP)
How come James gunn's superman didn't have absolute retarded moments like this?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:55:55 PM No.212591678
>>212591085
kek
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:59:50 PM No.212591781
armondwhite
armondwhite
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>>212591663
Because the entire movie is retarded.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/07/superman-under-the-gunn/
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:00:15 PM No.212591797
>>212591663
Because no one can top Snyder retardation.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:01:06 PM No.212591815
jonathan kent kevin costner man of steel
jonathan kent kevin costner man of steel
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>>212591229
>iconic great scenes
FIFY
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:02:35 PM No.212591865
Leo-toast
Leo-toast
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>>212591815
>>212591781
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:03:25 PM No.212591892
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>>212591663
can't have a retarded moment when the whole movie is retarded
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:05:09 PM No.212591947
Armond White
Armond White
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>>212591364
>>212591781
Aw shit...here we go...

>>212591663
What the fuck are you even talking about. The very first scene released to the public is Superman being such a fucking pussy his doggy has to rescue him. The next trailer showed him simping out to Lois Lane like a bitch. And the entire movie is now known to be this way, lol.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:05:51 PM No.212591967
>>212591892
looks like exactly that black dude on police cam from a couple months ago.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:06:44 PM No.212591993
>>212591781
>true art is watching hot dude zack snyder (as jesus the manlet) fearlessly lifting at the most grotesque side of Benโ€™s face as if coming to grips with his own pecks.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:07:52 PM No.212592024
kents
kents
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>>212591055 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:08:27 PM No.212592041
>>212591892
That would actually mean every moment is retarded.
Retard.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:09:46 PM No.212592072
I must be stupid because I always thought Superman was nearly as fast as The Flash who was impossibly fast. But anything I see with Superman he doesn't seem to have this kind of speed. Does he not? Why isn't he near-instantaneously whisking his father to safety and returning to the underpass in a quarter of a blink? Why is superman saving squirrels but random people in metropolis every half hour, instead he's making breakfast for dinner.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:10:20 PM No.212592090
>>212592041
>what is a moment
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:11:58 PM No.212592143
>>212592072
We see the Kryptonians dash around at super-speed during the fight. Itโ€™s just a dumb scene
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:14:27 PM No.212592222
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>>212592041
yes retard
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:14:43 PM No.212592234
>>212591055 (OP)
Stop my invisible son.
I must leave you and your mother with a big scar that will never completely heal.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:16:30 PM No.212592290
>>212592024
>the only way he knows how

By wind.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:17:01 PM No.212592302
>>212592222
even shit like this, I thought the flash is brokenly fast and superman is just nearly as fast. Why do we see him flying from metropolis to his Fortress shouldn't it appear almost as teleportation or does supes just like to get some breeze in his hair more than arriving in time to save more squirrels
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:18:43 PM No.212592347
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>>212591055 (OP)

Why does dying like a Man trigger Gunn Cultists?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:18:55 PM No.212592357
>>212592090
Good question. Look it up. You clearly don't know.
>>212592302
Each Superman has a different power level.
Early Superman couldn't even fly.