Thread 212593343

Now that the dust has settled, was it a good movie?

No. Next question

>>212593343 (OP)
It was awful. Neurotic when it should have been charming, and amateurishly-shot overall.

>>212593396
why was everyone calling greta gerwig a genius when it came out?

>>212593343 (OP)
It was good, but not as great as Lady Bird or Little Women from an artistic perspective.

>>212593430
you know why?

>>212593343 (OP)
Disgusting woke filth sprinkled with trannies from what I hear. Satanic propaganda for very young girls. Easily one of the worst films ever made, if not THE worst.

>>212594173
so did you watch it?

>>212593343 (OP)
It was AGP kino and that's the most important thing.

>>212593343 (OP)
Yes, it's great and witty. Greta Gerwig is an unironic genius. Fuck the hater incels ITT. My barbie-loving gf thought it was very faithful to the lore of the dolls, too.

I can feel it.

>>212593343 (OP)
No it's evil. For instance the women giving their boyfriends foot massages is treated as humiliating "you don't want to touch feet". This is proof that women don't love men. Only gay men love men. I want to touch my boyfriend's feet all the time. I love his entire body. He is so beautiful. Everything about him radiates perfection. Angelic.

>>212593343 (OP)
Longhouse-core. Spiritually rotten

>>212593343 (OP)
>nature of women the movie
i loved it

>>212593343 (OP)
yes, ignore the incels

>>212594850
what did her son's father think?

>>212593343 (OP)
It has good production design. It is entertaining. But any movie that unironically does product placement like this should be fucking shamed into the ground.

>>212593343 (OP)
The subversive feminism is too much to stomach on rewatch after the gosling novelty has worn off.

>>212593430
Were you aware she has a vagina and directs movies? It's true. Women directing movies is a rare thing.

>>212595110
well that was painful.

>>212595110
so your problem with product placement movie is that they place products in the movie

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>>212593343 (OP)
It's actually great whenever Ken is the focus. Barbie's arc is boring.
>>212595110
It's even filmed like a car commercial.

>>212595184
>the movie is supposed to be retarded.

>>212595110
So does Chevy pay to have their cars be the main ones used? Why do the villians have chevy cars too? Wouldn't it make more sense from an ad perspective to have the two villian cars have no logo or be a rival company's?

Someone please explain this because I know it's an ad but I don't understand what Chevy is trying to convey.

>>212595184
Mattel at least let them poke fun at their brand.
What the fuck is this car commercial about how this new Chevy Blazer will let you get away from the bad guys with new and improved cruise control™ doing in your movie?
It's one thing to flash the car, it's another to have it be the implied reason characters succeed in something. I haven't seen such shameless shit since this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNdYlLUjoe8

>>212595320
>what Chevy is trying to convey
Buy a new car

>>212593343 (OP)
it was based

>>212593343 (OP)
Ken was a fun character but no. The movie wasn't made for guys

>>212595509
>The movie wasn't made for guys
it literally was. That's why it was so genius. It was made to get men into feminism by showing barbies treat Ken like we treat women.

>>212595552
what? niggers like this slop?

>>212595596
>get men into feminism
I don't think it succeeded.

>>212595768
no but only wh*te m*n care to get this enraged by this movie

>>212593343 (OP)
It has a tranny in it, so no.

mojo dojo casa house

>>212595596
>by showing barbies treat Ken like we treat women
Bait or are you posting from the 14th century?

>>212595110
Why does the car going over the partition and knocking over traffic cones have to be CGI? Why the fuck does EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAVE TO BE CGI?

>>212594686
Christ no, I'm not a raging tranny or homosexual.

>>212595204
I wonder if they brought in chevy's cameramen to help out with that part of the film

>>212594921
Correct.

>>212595915
you really should watch the film

>>212593343 (OP)
Who knows? Only women and faggots would watch it.

>>212595985
I did watch the film. If you think how the Kens are treated in Barbieland is at all comparable to the real world you are either being stupid on purpose or you are genuinely stupid.

>>212596525
you have no media literacy

>>212596332
Kek.

>>212595320
>I know it's an ad
its a movie

>>212595973
Its been clearly stated that Starship Troopers is a scathing satire of fascism

>>212593343 (OP)
I watch it for she.

>>212593430
It’s hard to make a message movie with deeper meaning and also does justice to the source material and it’s a good Barbie movie as well. This movie does that.

yea i love the barbie movie !!!!!
>>212594767
barbie is hsts the dolls is another word for hsts all the agps didnt even watch it they just watch openheimer and there was even a hsts in the movie hari nef

>>212595110
Unironically this movie would have been better if it had been written by a fag. The only people that genuinely like Barbie are little girls (until psycho feminists beat it into them that they're not supposed to) and fags.
I wonder what it would have been like if Joel Schumacher had directed it.

>>212595320
You're thinking to deep anon. It's literally just putting the logo front and center so consumers can see it to hoot and holler at.

>>212593343 (OP)
Nah. It had two or three cute scenes, surrounded by crap.

it was absolute kino

it had artistic merit

it wasnt corporate slop

https://youtu.be/RIHExGaxfPE?si=P3JiazzIVJ421Hzm

>>212595166
Which big movies has she directed?

>>212596556
Stupid on purpose then.

>>212593343 (OP)
It was okay until the
>BEENG A GURL IS HARDUUH
Rant

>>212596730
>by the faggot director that never read the book

You forgot this post anon

>>212594886
He was the only good thing about the movie. Not good enough to make me want to watch it again, but he was fun in it.

>>212596730
Yeah it's such a scathing satire of fascism you have to put the film under an electron microscope to find anything even slightly adjacent to fascism.

>>212595813
>this enraged
meanwhile nogs burn down a whole city everytime their fries aren't hot.

>>212593343 (OP)
>patriarchy bad
>matriarchy bad
>equality isn't that bad after all
is basically the whole premise. Women thought it was a feminist film because it had a female as the leading role who blatantly pushed feminism the first half of the movie. Men thought it was woke for the same reasons.