Thread 212594880

>>212594880 (OP)
arf?

they had it coming

he had to get it on

>>212594984
we good

Volcanobros, how we holding up?

>>212594984
>>212595567
It's telling about the state of my soul that this makes me laugh as much as it does.

Post chicken nuggets

Think about it, if I walked up on you while you were minding your own business, and I flung a chicken nugget at your head, that would be considered assault, right?

How would I be the victim in that scenario if you decided to defend yourself from my attack?

Achievable natty?

this thread sucks
I’m going to go do push ups and ponder the distance to the moon

>>212596695
I don't know the number and I don't want to trick your mind by saying I'm someone who I am not. But there are some cool things we've done. We sent message from space to earth instantly. We also observed perfect shapes. Like a perfect circle in space. It's some of the most beautiful things to be seen by eye. Ponder the wideness and the possibilities. I'm a man of faith but I still believe in the idea of panspermia to an extent and I like to think maybe somewhere out there in the wideness of the universe it's another me who lived a better life.

Anon knows I want sex, and he's doing fucking pushups instead of fucking me.

What does anal feel like bros?
is it similar to shoving your children through the narrow opening of an oil well?

>>212596789
that’s pretty gay, anon

>>212596836
The actual feeling is okay but its a lot of extra work for what is effectively a non-lubricated pussy. The real allure of anal is the taboo nature of it, sticking your dick in such a filthy hole and truly dominating a women because you're using his shithole for your perverse pleasure knowing she gets very little to no pleasure out of it.

What is that hairline called?

The virgin Bella todo list vs. the chad Shannann vision board

>>212596944
>his
Busted, anon.

>>212595092
>>212595035
You know he had to do it to em

>>212596974
the 1 pregnant wife, 2 daughters and 1 mistress line

>>212596695
>>212596789
he didn't say that

>>212594984
>>212595567
Dieter won.

>>212596986
Reminder that we let these people vote

>>212597121
Chris wasn't the only one having an affair

>>212597142
I don’t think Bella is voting age, anon

>>212596875
Gay people aren't real. But this is.

Why was chris so blatantly emotionally absent? If he wanted to get away with the affair, he could have put on a facade of intimacy.

>>212597752
Reading that I completely understand why.

>>212597056
Excuse me, mate, were you there? No? Well, shut the fuck up then.

>>212597387
>My family? A barrel of laughs....

>>212597752
Doubting the nuggie crusher where you went wrong. He didn't have another girl. He has two wives. Fucking weirdo. I deny sex a lot but I wouldn't have you thinking it's another girl just don't feel like it. Nuggiecrusher showed her he wasn't gay or a cheater.

>>212598168
>Oil I know is no bodies no case officer. Its not my fault they barrel rolled out of my life without leaving a trace, you ever had a chicken nuggie thrown at you by a little kid?

>>212596836
It’s tight. Much tighter than you think.
It’s also SUPER hot, like the temperature.

Busting balls deep in a girl’s asshole is indescribable. I don’t think I’ve ever cum more.

>>212594880 (OP)
Every molecule on him screams those kids would never have to be born then unborn, if he just kept to the men.

Living proof of "marry + produce" leads to homicides if ur 2ghey

>>212598329
>>212597387

>>212596944
>sticking your dick in such a filthy hole and truly dominating a women because you're using his shithole
Little Freudian slip there

>>212596944
Wasted digita of a wrecked anon

>>212594880 (OP)
Cast him, Shannanan and the anal mistress in the upcoming biopic.

>>212597387
>Oil? Who said anything about oil, Mr. Police Man? Bitch, you cookin?!

>>212598960
idris elba as chris, zendaya as shannan and sydney sweeney as the anal mistress

>>212597752
>he could have put on a facade of intimacy
>has watched all the videos
>is in a thread mocking Chris' inability to fake caring
>still thinks Chris is some epic liar that can put on a fake face and false emotions

>>212597752
do women really tell private details to just anyone via text?

>>212599170
Yes. It's a primal behavior, they can't help it.

>>212597752
>He refused to hold me. Said he's not there.
I've been participating in Watts threads for years and I'm becoming more and more convinced that he was one of us. This nigger almost certainly posted on /tv/.

>>212599032
>sydney sweeney as the anal mistress
that would work

>>212598960
Ryan Gosling, Margot Robbie, Emma Stone

>>212599170
Shanaan did. She'd put their entire lives on blast over social media. I'd despise her too. It's one reason their neighbors and everyone immediately knew something was up because she was quiet all of a sudden

>>212599560
And thank God she was active, or Chris might've never been caught.

>IS THAT... A PICTURE OF A BABY ON TV?? GOD SENT A SIGGGNNNN
>but couldn't intervene when the literal babies were being strangled to death not 24 hours prior

God is the ultimate troll

>>212599795
>thank you, omnipotent benevolent deity for making this woman an extremely active social media user so that her murderous husband could be caught and imprisoned for life! I know it was too much to ask that you prevent the deaths of her, her two daughters and the unborn baby, but you did what you could. At least that despicable man is off the streets and not a danger to others!

>>212596944
I never need lube because she's always soaking wet at the thought of having her butt fucked.

>>212597161
Shaannnananananana coming after you with those big ol' milkers.

>>212599930
I'm using "thank God" as an expression in this case, I'm with >>212599854 in terms of it being ridiculous to give him credit for anything

>>212597752
>He rejected sex night
That's because he probably just finished banging the other chick

>>212594880 (OP)
Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING is more mind shatteringly seductive than a beautiful woman’s asshole. And his mistress was an absolute gem of a woman with a plump ass. Watts wife was a disgusting diabetic frumpy woman.

>>212600074
What do you think of the mistress now that she's gained weight?

You niggas will come up with every excuse in the book for literal psychopaths like Chris Watts cheating but as soon as somebody like Anthony Bourdain gets cheated on you tell him he deserved to kill himself

>>212600373
To me she's beautiful. Rubenesque.

>>212600412
Chris Watts wasn't a White genocide promoting kike like Bourdain. Chris is unironically the better person and I am NOT kidding.

>>212600412
Anthony Bourdain is an insufferable jewish cuck. Guy Fieri bodied his ass.

>>212600412
The Chad white family annihilator pondering the cosmos from the comfort of his mistress's butthole vs. the virgin crying suicidal kike demanding people respect his opinions

>>212596986
>I am me

>>212600412
>ermm akshully you should just accept getting pelted by chicken nuggets everday okayyyy

>>212599854
Shanaan was so evil god gladly called those kids to him just to send her to hell.

>>212600531
>God separates families at the border to heaven
Based. Hope he keeps those little brats in cages too.

>>212598960
Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Chris watts
Amy Schumer as shannannann
Melissa McCarthy as the anal mistress
Warwick Davis as both Cece and bella
Idris Elba as dieter
Ezra miller as the nosy neighbor

>>212595695
Whoa dude you are warped! That is really telling, you are definitely way darker than most people!1!!

>>212596812
Did you just take a shower? He knows that means you want sex. Except on Tuesdays or Wednesday also on days where you washed your hair also if you didn't get 8 hours of sleep and 3 hour nap and also if youre not feeling like it he just has to know and is taunting you.

>>212599170
Brother, there are no secrets between women. If you tell a woman something, just know that every other woman in her social circle will know about it.
T. Gf haver

>>212596836
my girl is into it but for me to do it i make here wear a bald cap, fake tattoos and make her call me bottles so i can feel like i'm running the yard, or calling the shots, so whatever works for you just do that

>>212600373
Go on