>BURGER?

>>212595318 (OP)
>I ordered a burger, this is just a paper bag
>How am I supposed to eat a paper bag?

CANCER
fuck off and take your spamming to sharty.

>>212595318 (OP)

>>212595441
>you put it in your mouth and start chewing, please come back again!

>HOW TO EAT BURGAR??

>>212595455
YEAH we need room to astroturf 7 more superman threads!

>>212595455
Meds. RIGHT. NAO.

>Surely you don't expect me to eat a burger without silverware like some sort of filthy animal

>>212595318 (OP)
Huh?

scene is retarded, fast food is as old as civilisation

>>212595988
like you couldn't get a hotdog on every street corner

>I am not crazy! I know he swapped that hamburger order! I knew it was someone else's order. Less than 30 seconds. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got those idiots Dick and Mac McDonald to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Those overly polite responses to my retarded questions! Are you telling me that a cashier just happens to be that patient and nice? No! He orchestrated it! The McDonald's employee! He withheld the silverware and plates! And I paid him! And I shouldn't have. I gave him thirty-five cents! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep tables and chairs available to dine at! But not our Speedee boy! Couldn't be our precious Speedee boy! Putting straws in customer's soft drinks! And he gets to be a cashier!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You-

>YOU WANT YOUR ORDER? YOU CAN'T HANDLE YOUR ORDER!

>>212595455

>you will never sit next to a loli and watch her eat a 19 cent hamburger without people thinking you're a creep

>>212595455

>>212595318 (OP)
>Super? Man? Israel?

>>212596912
Gold

>where do i eat it?
>what's the wi fi password?
>do you have charging stations?

yeah I'm thinkin founderposting is back

>>212595441
The food is in the bag, you take it out and eat it
>what do i do with the bag after
You poop in it sir, it's a full package deal

>>212595318 (OP)
I don't understand why he made a fool of himself.
Just watch what people do in front of you and copy them.

>>212595455
how many capeshit spam threads are you complaining in right now, btw?

>>212595318 (OP)
>Eating?
>Do you have a dictionary I can borrow

>>212595318 (OP)
>Excuse me! Where do I charge my iPad?

>>212597201
sheer cowardice

>>212597186
burgerkingfags seething right now lol

>>212596912
love McGill schizo-posting

bump lol

>>212595318 (OP)
What's with the sudden influx of founder posting that's been happening lately?

>I’ll have a quarter pounder with bees please

>>212599935
>in France they call it a royale with bees

>>212597176
>food...
>in a bag...
>A LUNCHBAG?!?!?!?!?
>AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE I AM GOING INSANE YOU GOTTA FRANCHISE THIS REVOLUTIONARY IDEA

>BUT LO, DO MINE EYES DOTH DECEIVE ME?
>THIS SIMPLY CANNOT BE
>MY LUNCHEON REQUEST WAS MERELY A WHIM BUT A MOMENT AGO, A DREAM OF SORTS
>AND NOW YOU SEEM TO HAVE MANIFESTED IT THUSLY.
>I SEE...
>THEN PRAY THEE, MY GOOD LAD, WHENCE SHALL I MASTICATE UPON THIS FINE MEAL?
>MY AUTOMOBILE? THE RECREATION GROUNDS? MY ABODE?
>AND TO IMBIBE IN SUCH DELIGHTS WITHOUT PROPER CUTLERY OR DINING UTENSILS?
>WHY, SURELY YOU MUST BE MAD.

>>212601466
kek trust/10