Mortal Kombat is not about death, but life

>>212596248 (OP)
>btfos Scorpion and Sub-Zero
>makes Shang respect his authority
>beats the shit out of Khan in the sequel

He was based. Meanwhile, the new chink Raiden gets embarrassed by Shang, then gets Kung Lao killed.

The first movie’s set design was legitimately incredible.

>>212596248 (OP)
I'm here.

>>212596248 (OP)
His balls were showing in fortress

>scorp and sub zero entrance
>have a seizure from screaming KINO repeatedly at the top of my lungs

/tv/ is not about movie discussion, but shitposting

>>212596368
The costumes too. The new ones were overdesigned shit.

>>212596248 (OP)
>So how do you win Mortal Kombat?
>You ..kill your opponent.

>>212596248 (OP)
Men should not wear wigs. Cast an actor, who actually has long white hair. That goes for The Witcher as well. I just can't take these clowns seriously.

>>212596558
The movie has a million problems, and your gripe is the wigs?

>>212596550
Not necessarily. Liu didn't kill Kitana.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CttLB5z_Bzo

I like Karl urban but what an absolute dogshit choice for Johnny in the upcoming sequel.

>>212596721
>53-year-old Johnny Cage

Lmao, just lmao.

>>212596248 (OP)
eh heh eh.

>>212596848
I adore the retarded legalism of Mortal Kombat cosmology.
One of the only settings where the gods being useless retards makes things more fun and entertaining.

>>212596997
Its very retarded but what can mortal men do.

>>212596518
Does he actually say ENTER or is that just a dumb meme here

>>212596312
wut sequel

>>212597097
REPTILE

>>212597097
Kick Ass, that's what.
What a great setting.
>>212597112
Annihilation, Zoom-Zoom. It's the sequel.

>>212597103
WELCOME when he fights Johnny Cage

>>212597365
Mommy?

>>212597441
>>212597365
Shao khan fucked this
reminder that Shao Khan killed and cucked kitana's father.

>>212596629
name one

>>212597971
>He wept, for all at once he realized there was no way for him to become more based
>He had reached the summit

>>212597971
>Shao khan fucked this
Martyn Ford as the new Shao Khan I can get behind,

Those of you old enough to appreciate the original should enjoy the old Onion article:
https://theonion.com/rumsfeld-hosts-no-holds-barred-martial-arts-tournament-1819567287/

>>212596248 (OP)
>Mortal Kombat is not about death, but life

>>212596518
movie comes out 3 years after the arcade game, and they actually are faithful to the costumes. god I the 90s were so fucking kino.

>>212598861
>actor turns out to be more based than you thought
nice

Mortal Kombat ? More like Mortal Kino

>>212598861
Kino actor. I wonder if he actually laughs like that.

>>212596434
We know Nick.

Vorpax :)

>>212598422
>bad acting
>bad dialogue
>unrealisitc fight scenes (Lui kang vs 20 guys, them all taking turns instead of just ganging up on him at once)
>Girl-boss beats tough gangster in a fight and kills him

>>212597441
WTF is this? I thought that was Kitana but she starts doing that hair thing. This looks like a cheesy tv show and not a movie

>>212601186
>WTF is this?
This is what we were all wondering.

>>212601046
Holy fucking jawline wow

>>212600723
>hell yeah
>hell yeah
>hell yeah
>Kano, doesn't count

>>212596494
they had to shock me back to life after that scene

>>212601308
ello babeh.

>>212601252
>0:18

>>212601494

>>212600723
>bad acting

>>212601555
is that ice from pensacola?

>>212601664
Imagine having all those souls at your disposal.

>>212601491
I should've been in Kano's place.

>>212602131

>>212602178
Can't dream of a better death.