Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:08:55 PM No.212597994
So, just came back from watching Superman and I wanted to share this story with you.
I was at the afternoon matinee with some other patrons of the cinemaplex. Every time Superman flew, I made loud fart noises with my mouth, implying he was farting to fly. Many chuckles were had by fellow patrons. When he landed on the ground, I had my Fart App set to max and played a really big Fart sound. The kinoplex lights flickered on and off playfully, as if the fart actually shook the theater. When Lex said "You're Superman!" I got up on my chair and said "More like POOPERMAN" before blowing another loud fart and dabbing. The rest of the cinema broke into top laughter and then we all starting chanting "WE WANT THE SYNDER CUT, WE WANT THE SYNDER CUT"
Overall the movie was mid. I'd give it a 3 out of 5 nuggies.
I was at the afternoon matinee with some other patrons of the cinemaplex. Every time Superman flew, I made loud fart noises with my mouth, implying he was farting to fly. Many chuckles were had by fellow patrons. When he landed on the ground, I had my Fart App set to max and played a really big Fart sound. The kinoplex lights flickered on and off playfully, as if the fart actually shook the theater. When Lex said "You're Superman!" I got up on my chair and said "More like POOPERMAN" before blowing another loud fart and dabbing. The rest of the cinema broke into top laughter and then we all starting chanting "WE WANT THE SYNDER CUT, WE WANT THE SYNDER CUT"
Overall the movie was mid. I'd give it a 3 out of 5 nuggies.
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