Thread 212599454

Why did it filter so many retards

>>212599454 (OP)
Cut out the retarded Power Rangers shit at the end, and I would have liked it just fine. That gutted any interest I had in the sequel. I was already concerned with Nia Decosta’s involvement, but I was still willing to give it a chance, but that retarded tonal shift put a bullet between its eyes.

>>212599454 (OP)
the horror genre is reliably bankable precisely because there is a large audience of retards will go see even the most generic slop. the downside is that when an actual great horror movie comes out the same people are confused and alienated. its still the best film of the year to date as well.

I'm sure this thread will turn out just fine

Best comedy movie I've seen in theaters in years. Whole theater was busting a gut throughout.

Seriously though, what the fuck were they thinking?

>>212599889
>how do we end the movie on a kino note that filters needlessly serious retards?

>>212599932
>Three bleak grimdark movies
>It makes an insane 180 degree tonal shift in the last 90 seconds of the third film
>”Tonal consistency is for retards.”

>>212599889
Kino. That's what they were thinking.

>>212599713
>>212599889
>horror movie intentionally uses comedy and black comedy
>large section of audience literally can't imagine that is even possible and interprets it as a mistake

I'm really embarassed for you.

>>212599889
I genuinely think they forgot that it wasn’t the cult leader guy who had the Power Ranger toy at the beginning.

>>212600028
tone is an aspect of storytelling. there is no rule that says you can only use one.

>>212600028
are you retarded or something? 28 days later had a light hearted music video sequence in the grocery store, a dramatic slow motion scene of a family of horses that made Brendon Gleeson cry and literally shows a field of flowers through a cartoonish filter

>>212599553
Decosta was not involved with the writing at all, everything on screen is because of Boyle and Garland

>>212600060
You're retarded. My post was literally saying that it was hilarious and I enjoyed it. Apparently you can't into subtext. Please get checked for autistic spectrum disorder.

>>212599889
I missed them calling the kid Jimmy at the beginning so I thought all the Jimmy foreshadowing was building up to a Cillian Murphy appearance. Imagine my surprise when this scene happened.

>>212599454 (OP)
Why are you still shilling it
It flopped and everyone forgot about it after a week aside from the retarded ending
The fact that they actually thought they could turn this into a 3 part epic is hilarious and already DOA

>>212599889
You'll just have to wait until the next one, Anon.

>>212600150
>>>I missed them calling the kid Jimmy at the beginning so I thought all the Jimmy foreshadowing was building up to a Cillian Murphy appearance
Including that zombie that looked like him I can guarantee you that was all by design.

That trailer really did a great job with misdirection.

>>212600127
autistics interpret things literally, I interpreted what you wrote as sarcasm. overall it was not a "comedy movie" so you were sending mixed messages.

>>212600171
It wasn't a flop.

>>212600271
It was hilarious. Giant floppy zombie pecker was specifically outrageous. Fuck you.

>>212600171
I guess you're one of the many retards it has filtered.

>>212600150
Aaron Johnson's character is also called James, so I mentally blanked on the boy at the start having blonde hair and assumed it was his backstory.

weirdly, Cillian Murphy's character in 28 Days is ALSO called Jim. so the stage seems to be set for Spike being in the middle of a three-way tug of war between three different father figures all with the same name. seems like the ingredients for epic family drama horror kino.

>>212600339
Imagine autistically going to bat for this garbage
I'm glad we have people as pathetic as you to make the rest of us look good

>>212600328
I agree entirely and said that in my post.
it wasn't just funny the comedy was really smart and layered.

>>212600394
Name your favorite horror movie

Is this a Mandella Effect? I went into this movie assuming the plot was about Jim from the first movie leading a cult of survivors on the mainland. Why did I think that?

>>212600424
You're embarrassing yourself

>>212600457
Name. Your favorite. Horror movie.

>>212600440
The trailer made you think that.

>>212600339
>Hey, guys. We're making a third installment to the 28 universe and have two horror movies to work with. What should we make?
>How about we just get some iPhones, show a lot of zombie cock, and make it a family camping trip around the English countryside. Also video game zombies and power rangers who are dressed as famous British child molestor.
>Brilliant!

>nearly all white cast
>only non-white actor is a violent animalistic monster
What did they mean by this?

>>212600366
He's Jamie, not James. Very similar though.

What was the deal with the mask?

>>212600366
Jamie, not James

>>212600581
That genuinely sounds fucking kino though? Fuck your expectations and presuppositions about how it should have been done, it's not your movie.

>>212600581
Anyyone stuck on the "zombie cock" is too porn-brained to have a valid opinion.

>>212600845
I want to know how the Frisbee ends up saving the town.

>>212599454 (OP)
Pregnant zombies filter /pol/fags and midwits

THEY AREN'T ZOMBIES! THEY AREN'T FUCKING DEAD!!!

>>212601305
its a colloquial term, calm down

>>212600581
If you go the safe route you end up with Weeks

>>212600790
Jim and Jamie are short for James. it's the same name, so I just assumed he was called a different varient in the new society. same as Jack, Jake etc being varients of John

>>212601305
Garland calls them zombies and the whole idea came to him while playing Resident Evil

>>212601305
based hate speech preventer

they should be called "Rage Virus Carrying Persons".

>>212600581
>power rangers who are dressed as famous British child molestor.
Kino

>>212601562
>Retarded culture war nigger has to make everything about identity politics
You have become the very thing that you claim to despise.

>>212601763
film filtered a bunch of retards of the obsessed culture warrior variety... how peculiar

>>212599454 (OP)
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