Thread 212605976

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I just want to say FUCK THE ENGLISH.

You ever wake up, remember Agincourt, and smile?

>>212606034
>he said, using the english language because no one would understand him if he didn't
kwab

>>212606158
Exactly, Englishmen are so stupid they can barely speak their own language.

>>212606158
>the English can't understand any other language
That's not the sick burn you think it is.

>>212605976 (OP)
I will forever be salty this movie didn't do well enough to kick off a whole series of aubrey/maturin adaptations where lucky jack kicks the ass of the empire's enemies across the world.

Reminder that Aubrey disobeyed orders to chase a single ship around the world over months on end, instead of actually contributing to the war effort. In a sane world, he would be court-martialed upon his return.

>>212606034
Based

>>212606500
>In a sane world
This is His Majesty's Royal Navy. As long as you bring in the prizes that's all that really matters.

>>212606290
>the entire world is forced to spend years of their lives learning the english language because the english won't bother to learn theirs
that's a pretty good burn tbqh

>>212606394
>in the book its the British fighting against the USA in the war if 1812
dropped, shant be reading

>>212607448
They missed an opportunity to get free media coverage here.

>>212606993
>years of their lives learning the english language
It takes a week at best.

>>212607448
Master and Commander is the first book in the series, and he's just been promoted to master and commander and he's sailing against the french.
At the far side of the world is like the 4th book.
He pretty much fights everyone england ever fought at some point.

suicide toi

>2004
>14 years old
>try to take a girl out on a date
>my mom drops us off at the local theatre
>we want to go watch team america world police
>its rated R
>they won't let me buy tickets
>master and commander is still playing
>get two tickets to that
>we sneak into team america
>one of the asshole workers catches us
>forced to watch master and commander with a 13 year old girl
>im enthralled in the drama
>she yaps and complains the whole time
that's the only date we ever had

>I'M A SICK FUCK
>I LIKE A QUICK FUCK (WOO)
>I'M A SICK FUCK
>I LIKE A QUICK FUCK (WOO)
>I'M A SICK FUCK
>I LIKE A QUICK FUCK (WOO)
>I'M A SICK FUCK
>I LIKE A QUICK FUCK (WOO)
>I'M A SICK FUCK
>I LIKE A QUICK FUCK
>I LIKE MY DICK SUCKED
>I'LL BUY YOU A SICK TRUCK
>I'LL BUY YOU SOME NEW TITS
>I'LL GET YOU THAT NIP TUCK
>HOW YOU START A FAMILY?
>THE CONDOM SLIPPED UP

>>212607294
Poopy

god I love being English

>>212607954
I met a bunch of student girls a few years ago on fieldwork and they all liked Master and Commander because they liked Russel Crowe and Paul Bettany. But 13 year old girls are still in the 'non-threatening boys' phase.

>>212606105
Nah, but I do remember Castillon

>>212608875
Fuckin cuck, on the "actual" book cover she has her titties out.

>>212609261
Rilly? Lets see.

>>212606252
French are black niggers so who cares

>>212605976 (OP)
IMO Year of Living Dangerously is Peter Weir's best movie, even better than Master and Commander.