Thread 212607855

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Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:42:49 AM No.212607855 >>212607887 >>212607901 >>212607902 >>212607933 >>212607936 >>212608097 >>212608126 >>212608279 >>212608307 >>212608358 >>212608404 >>212609320 >>212609504 >>212609570 >>212609707 >>212609927 >>212609985 >>212610025 >>212610226 >>212611474 >>212614183 >>212614676 >>212615865 >>212615895 >>212616014 >>212616044 >>212616064 >>212616069 >>212617081

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How do you defeat him?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:43:32 AM No.212607872 >>212608013 >>212609956

I'm pretty good with a bo staff

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:44:04 AM No.212607887 >>212611295 >>212612460

>>212607855 (OP)
Fuck his wife

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:44:30 AM No.212607901 >>212616203

>>212607855 (OP)
can't
not possible

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:44:31 AM No.212607902

>>212607855 (OP)
Fractional reserve banking.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:44:30 AM No.212607903

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call him the n word

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:45:35 AM No.212607933

>>212607855 (OP)
throw a football over a mountain

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:45:43 AM No.212607936 >>212614358

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>>212607855 (OP)
with rape

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:48:32 AM No.212608013

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>>212607872
Lucky!

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:50:57 AM No.212608097 >>212608421

>>212607855 (OP)
Wear a pair of Vietnamese flag pants

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:51:48 AM No.212608126 >>212608189

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>>212607855 (OP)
Tell him his mom goes to college

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:53:45 AM No.212608189

>>212608126
How would you acting respond to this without sounding mad

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:56:18 AM No.212608279

>>212607855 (OP)
With a frickin 12 gauge, what do you think!?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:56:31 AM No.212608287 >>212609664

Who would win: Rex Kwon Do, or Pedro's cholo cousins?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:57:11 AM No.212608307

>>212607855 (OP)
It's a waste of time to try, the best you can do is join him.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:58:21 AM No.212608358

>>212607855 (OP)
Wear a full face helmet

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:59:51 AM No.212608404

>>212607855 (OP)
>tfw I took martial arts classes at a place almost exactly like this when I was 18
Bet I can beat the shit out of anybody on this board. White guys with black belts in karate are fucking savage and can beat up asians with ease.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 2:59:58 AM No.212608406 >>212609157 >>212610118

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How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:00:32 AM No.212608421

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>>212608097
what would that accomplish?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:24:45 AM No.212609157 >>212609650

>>212608406
Starting to relate to Rico way too much

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:26:49 AM No.212609227 >>212609679

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Why the fuck is there a Napoleon Dynamite thread everyday in the same climate as an everyday Superman thread and an everyday Anthony Bourdain thread?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:29:41 AM No.212609320

>>212607855 (OP)
I'd offer him one of my tots

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:30:16 AM No.212609341

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:32:35 AM No.212609412 >>212609475

Any good martial arts movies come out recently?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:34:23 AM No.212609475 >>212609553

>>212609412
No. Why would you want a recent one instead of golden age hong kong kino

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:35:26 AM No.212609504

>>212607855 (OP)
The buddy system

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:37:03 AM No.212609553 >>212609719 >>212609763

>>212609475
Because I already watched all those, you chinese shit.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:37:35 AM No.212609570

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>>212607855 (OP)

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:41:13 AM No.212609650 >>212611985

>>212609157
Rico got a qt latina gf at the end. We're all gonna make it.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:41:46 AM No.212609664

>>212608287
Rex. Cholos can't fight for shit, they're all posture and guns.
But they're bros, I love cholos.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:42:35 AM No.212609679

>>212609227
You need to wake up, your family misses you.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:43:30 AM No.212609707 >>212614237

>>212607855 (OP)
break the wrist and walk away

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:43:53 AM No.212609719 >>212609913

>>212609553
You didn't watch 5 elements ninja yet

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:45:18 AM No.212609763

>>212609553
you check out zu: the warriors from the magic mountain?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:50:46 AM No.212609913

>>212609719
I watched it as a child while my granny was taking a nap on the couch. And after it was over I ransacked her kitchen for weapons so I could pretend to be an element ninja.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:51:17 AM No.212609927

>>212607855 (OP)
kick em right between the stars and stripes

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:52:18 AM No.212609956 >>212610054 >>212615911

>>212607872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

Craig T. Nelson 7/12/2025, 3:52:45 AM No.212609966

Take the class. In bycicle shorts. Son, I do squats. Tom Plantz method

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:53:32 AM No.212609985

>>212607855 (OP)
> How do you defeat him?

SKILLS. duh.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:54:47 AM No.212610025

>>212607855 (OP)
Build him a cake

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:55:41 AM No.212610054 >>212610099

>>212609956
Imagine how powerful he felt at this exact moment

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:56:41 AM No.212610089 >>212616122

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Apparently its a real drink.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:57:05 AM No.212610099

>>212610054
His aura is overwhelming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GJOVPjhXMY

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:57:39 AM No.212610118 >>212610175 >>212610208

>>212608406
>How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
Not
>How much you wanna bet
This movie rules so much

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 3:59:38 AM No.212610175

>>212610118
Based syntax enjoyer.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 4:00:35 AM No.212610208

>>212610118
off kilter speech patterns are kino

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 4:01:17 AM No.212610226

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>>212607855 (OP)
get him two chicks at the same time

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 4:36:32 AM No.212611295

>>212607887
His wife fucks you

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 4:42:17 AM No.212611474

>>212607855 (OP)
sweep my leg

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 5:00:42 AM No.212611985

>>212609650
I watched this as an adult on acid and I had that same realization in a big way

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 5:18:03 AM No.212612460

>>212607887
Rico tried that - didn't work out so well

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 5:18:44 AM No.212612478

Stab him with the sai I bought at Goodwill

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 6:24:29 AM No.212614183

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>>212607855 (OP)
You would have to accept the Way of the Blade™ and live true to the code for at least a few weeks I should think.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 6:26:26 AM No.212614237

>>212609707
It took way too long for someone to post this

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 6:30:17 AM No.212614358

>>212607936
Why does he put the toys so high up? His son could never reach them. Is it punishment?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 6:41:06 AM No.212614676

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>>212607855 (OP)
Compromise?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:22:02 AM No.212615865

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>>212607855 (OP)
convince him that muslims are trying to take over america and send him to the middle east to die

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:23:28 AM No.212615895

>>212607855 (OP)
use time crystals to battle him when he's an unborn baby

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:24:08 AM No.212615911 >>212615987

>>212609956
Was this recorded around the time when The Phantom Menace came out?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:26:58 AM No.212615987

>>212615911
I don't care how old you are you're spiritually underageb&.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:28:02 AM No.212616014

>>212607855 (OP)
Pull on the lever and the 16 ton weight will drop onh is head.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:28:56 AM No.212616044

>>212607855 (OP)
you don't. you bow to your sensei

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:29:48 AM No.212616064

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>>212607855 (OP)
Break the wrist.
Walk away.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:30:01 AM No.212616069

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>>212607855 (OP)
Aikido

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:31:55 AM No.212616122

>>212610089
>babyspoons

In all my years of reading recipes I've never seen this before.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 7:35:09 AM No.212616203

>>212607901
Forget about it

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 8:08:12 AM No.212617081

>>212607855 (OP)
Probing jabs and teeps to check his range, throwaway combos to see gaps in his defense. He's a karate guy so terrible in the clinch and will go down easily with elbows and knees from the clinch