Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:42:49 AM No.212607855
How do you defeat him?
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Thread 212607855 - /tv/ [Archived: 699 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:43:32 AM No.212607872
I'm pretty good with a bo staff
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:44:31 AM No.212607902
>>212607855 (OP)
Fractional reserve banking.
Fractional reserve banking.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:44:30 AM No.212607903
call him the n word
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:45:35 AM No.212607933
>>212607855 (OP)
throw a football over a mountain
throw a football over a mountain
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:50:57 AM No.212608097
>>212607855 (OP)
Wear a pair of Vietnamese flag pants
Wear a pair of Vietnamese flag pants
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:51:48 AM No.212608126
>>212607855 (OP)
Tell him his mom goes to college
Tell him his mom goes to college
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:53:45 AM No.212608189
>>212608126
How would you acting respond to this without sounding mad
How would you acting respond to this without sounding mad
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:56:18 AM No.212608279
>>212607855 (OP)
With a frickin 12 gauge, what do you think!?
With a frickin 12 gauge, what do you think!?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:56:31 AM No.212608287
Who would win: Rex Kwon Do, or Pedro's cholo cousins?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:57:11 AM No.212608307
>>212607855 (OP)
It's a waste of time to try, the best you can do is join him.
It's a waste of time to try, the best you can do is join him.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:58:21 AM No.212608358
>>212607855 (OP)
Wear a full face helmet
Wear a full face helmet
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:59:51 AM No.212608404
>>212607855 (OP)
>tfw I took martial arts classes at a place almost exactly like this when I was 18
Bet I can beat the shit out of anybody on this board. White guys with black belts in karate are fucking savage and can beat up asians with ease.
>tfw I took martial arts classes at a place almost exactly like this when I was 18
Bet I can beat the shit out of anybody on this board. White guys with black belts in karate are fucking savage and can beat up asians with ease.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:59:58 AM No.212608406
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:24:45 AM No.212609157
>>212608406
Starting to relate to Rico way too much
Starting to relate to Rico way too much
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:26:49 AM No.212609227
Why the fuck is there a Napoleon Dynamite thread everyday in the same climate as an everyday Superman thread and an everyday Anthony Bourdain thread?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:29:41 AM No.212609320
>>212607855 (OP)
I'd offer him one of my tots
I'd offer him one of my tots
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:30:16 AM No.212609341
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:32:35 AM No.212609412
Any good martial arts movies come out recently?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:34:23 AM No.212609475
>>212609412
No. Why would you want a recent one instead of golden age hong kong kino
No. Why would you want a recent one instead of golden age hong kong kino
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:35:26 AM No.212609504
>>212607855 (OP)
The buddy system
The buddy system
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:37:03 AM No.212609553
>>212609475
Because I already watched all those, you chinese shit.
Because I already watched all those, you chinese shit.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:41:13 AM No.212609650
>>212609157
Rico got a qt latina gf at the end. We're all gonna make it.
Rico got a qt latina gf at the end. We're all gonna make it.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:41:46 AM No.212609664
>>212608287
Rex. Cholos can't fight for shit, they're all posture and guns.
But they're bros, I love cholos.
Rex. Cholos can't fight for shit, they're all posture and guns.
But they're bros, I love cholos.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:42:35 AM No.212609679
>>212609227
You need to wake up, your family misses you.
You need to wake up, your family misses you.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:43:53 AM No.212609719
>>212609553
You didn't watch 5 elements ninja yet
You didn't watch 5 elements ninja yet
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:45:18 AM No.212609763
>>212609553
you check out zu: the warriors from the magic mountain?
you check out zu: the warriors from the magic mountain?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:50:46 AM No.212609913
>>212609719
I watched it as a child while my granny was taking a nap on the couch. And after it was over I ransacked her kitchen for weapons so I could pretend to be an element ninja.
I watched it as a child while my granny was taking a nap on the couch. And after it was over I ransacked her kitchen for weapons so I could pretend to be an element ninja.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:51:17 AM No.212609927
>>212607855 (OP)
kick em right between the stars and stripes
kick em right between the stars and stripes
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:52:18 AM No.212609956
>>212607872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
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Craig T. Nelson
7/12/2025, 3:52:45 AM No.212609966
Take the class. In bycicle shorts. Son, I do squats. Tom Plantz method
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:53:32 AM No.212609985
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:54:47 AM No.212610025
>>212607855 (OP)
Build him a cake
Build him a cake
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:55:41 AM No.212610054
>>212609956
Imagine how powerful he felt at this exact moment
Imagine how powerful he felt at this exact moment
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:56:41 AM No.212610089
Apparently its a real drink.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:57:05 AM No.212610099
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:57:39 AM No.212610118
>>212608406
>How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
Not
>How much you wanna bet
This movie rules so much
>How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
Not
>How much you wanna bet
This movie rules so much
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:59:38 AM No.212610175
>>212610118
Based syntax enjoyer.
Based syntax enjoyer.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:00:35 AM No.212610208
>>212610118
off kilter speech patterns are kino
off kilter speech patterns are kino
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:36:32 AM No.212611295
>>212607887
His wife fucks you
His wife fucks you
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:42:17 AM No.212611474
>>212607855 (OP)
sweep my leg
sweep my leg
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:00:42 AM No.212611985
>>212609650
I watched this as an adult on acid and I had that same realization in a big way
I watched this as an adult on acid and I had that same realization in a big way
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:18:03 AM No.212612460
>>212607887
Rico tried that - didn't work out so well
Rico tried that - didn't work out so well
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:18:44 AM No.212612478
Stab him with the sai I bought at Goodwill
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:24:29 AM No.212614183
>>212607855 (OP)
You would have to accept the Way of the Blade™ and live true to the code for at least a few weeks I should think.
You would have to accept the Way of the Blade™ and live true to the code for at least a few weeks I should think.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:26:26 AM No.212614237
>>212609707
It took way too long for someone to post this
It took way too long for someone to post this
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:30:17 AM No.212614358
>>212607936
Why does he put the toys so high up? His son could never reach them. Is it punishment?
Why does he put the toys so high up? His son could never reach them. Is it punishment?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:22:02 AM No.212615865
>>212607855 (OP)
convince him that muslims are trying to take over america and send him to the middle east to die
convince him that muslims are trying to take over america and send him to the middle east to die
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:23:28 AM No.212615895
>>212607855 (OP)
use time crystals to battle him when he's an unborn baby
use time crystals to battle him when he's an unborn baby
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:24:08 AM No.212615911
>>212609956
Was this recorded around the time when The Phantom Menace came out?
Was this recorded around the time when The Phantom Menace came out?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:26:58 AM No.212615987
>>212615911
I don't care how old you are you're spiritually underageb&.
I don't care how old you are you're spiritually underageb&.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:28:02 AM No.212616014
>>212607855 (OP)
Pull on the lever and the 16 ton weight will drop onh is head.
Pull on the lever and the 16 ton weight will drop onh is head.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:28:56 AM No.212616044
>>212607855 (OP)
you don't. you bow to your sensei
you don't. you bow to your sensei
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:31:55 AM No.212616122
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:35:09 AM No.212616203
>>212607901
Forget about it
Forget about it
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:08:12 AM No.212617081
>>212607855 (OP)
Probing jabs and teeps to check his range, throwaway combos to see gaps in his defense. He's a karate guy so terrible in the clinch and will go down easily with elbows and knees from the clinch
Probing jabs and teeps to check his range, throwaway combos to see gaps in his defense. He's a karate guy so terrible in the clinch and will go down easily with elbows and knees from the clinch