Thread 212612151

Quick Obi-wan! Force-heal me!

>>212612151 (OP)
>saar wars
kys

>>212612151 (OP)
he could have ran him to a hospital really quick too

>>212612151 (OP)
That's a girlboss power only!

>Obi-wan...did I ever tell you that sometime during my life, I began discovering the secrets to manifesting my consciousness after death? I traveled to a planet strong with the Force, a world that legend said was the birthplace of life and the origin of midi-chlorians. I learned from five Force Priestesses who had retained their consciousness after death. I learned that, when a living thing died, its life passed through the Living Force and into the Cosmic Force to become one with the Force.
>As the Living Force and Cosmic Force existed in tandem, it becomes possible for one to retain consciousness and physically manifest themselves after death. I was considered worthy of the knowledge of eternal life and secretly began my training to unlock its mysteries fully. I also learned from a Shaman of the Whills that achieving eternal consciousness required absolute selflessness.
>My training was incomplete so I'll be able utilize what I learned from the Force Priestesses to become one with the Force and retain my identity after his death. However, I hadn't fully learned the mystery, so I wouldn't be able to physically manifest myself, only speak as a disembodied voice.
>Oh and you were a good friend.

>>212612151 (OP)
why didn't obiwan use speedy force run like they did in the beginning of the movie and never used again in the entire trilogy???

>>212612382
He may have said that

>>212612385
Probably used up his mana and couldn't reload because uhm, not enough magical amoeba in his blood

>>212612151 (OP)
I can't, the force was just trannied to female! Nothing is working! Maul should have killed me but his powers left him!

>>212612382
Eh should have posted his black person hunting copypasta.

Anyways, I feel like Liam Neeson is one of those gifts to cinema that was never applied correctly, same as Jeremy Irons.
Both these guys have such kino patrician looks but keep getting the worst roles.

At least he got Batman, Kingdom of Heaven, and Star Wars, and Clash of the Titans, but those movies could have been so much better. The Grey was great at least.

As a counterexample, Ralph Fiennes gets to star in endless kino.

>>212612765
As a counter-counter example, I will never watch very talented Fiennes again after the appalling filth of Conclave.

>>212612805
Why? Because of tranny?
Fiennes was great in Conclave.
Learn to separate the art from the artist.

>>212612151 (OP)
Unfortunately, Obiwan didn’t think that Quigon would die to something as trivial as a lightsaber wound so he didn’t use force heal until it was too late.

>>212612151 (OP)
Force Heal is only needed in games, because light sabers in games are scarcely better than a wiffle bat.

>>212612849
Normally yes, but that's a direct political message meant to influence me and insult my faith. That's not telling a story, Fiennes can f off.